Funny / L.A. Story

  • On why Harris couldn't be a woman: "I'd just sit and home and play with my breasts all day."
  • Patrick Stewart's performance as the maitre d', insisting on checking Harris' bank account before he checks in at the restaraunt and interrogating him about what he might order.
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