Funny / L.A. Story

• On why Harris couldn't be a woman: "I'd just sit and home and play with my breasts all day."
• Harris: ...SanDeE*, your breasts feel weird.
  SanDeE*: Oh, that's because they're real!
• Patrick Stewart's performance as the maitre d', insisting on checking Harris' bank account before he checks in at the restaraunt and interrogating him about what he might order.