Funny / Knocked Up

• "OH, MY GOD, IT'S THE RUSSIANS!"
• Martin exclaiming "Well, fuck me in the beard!"
  • Pretty much all the cracks taken at Martin and his beard. "All right, see you, Scorcese-on-coke."
• When a rash of pinkeye erupts among the guys due to a prank involving farting on each other's pillows. Well, almost all the guys.
  Ben: Jesus, Martin's got it bad! What, did someone take a dump right in your eye?
  Martin (groggy): No, no pinkeye for me. I'm just really......hiiiiiiiiigh.
• Jay barging into where Allison is in labor. He comes in to ask if everything's all right... and witnesses Allison crowning. He's disgusted, and Allison is so filled with hormones that she shrieks "GET OOOOUT!!"
• Ben's rant when Allison is hormonal to the point of acting like a lunatic and throwing him out of her car, forcing him to walk several miles across town to the gynaecologist's office.
  Ben: Fuck you, hormones! You're a crazy bitch, hormones! Not Allison! Hormones! Fuck 'em! It's a girl. Buy some pink shit.
  • After that heated exchange ends with Ben leaving, Allison finds a way to smile and apologize to her doctor, who smiles back and says it happens all the time.
• When Allison e-mails Ben, asking to meet up (unbeknownst to him, so she can tell him she is pregnant) and Jonah exclaims lewdly, "She like a-the way your dick taste!"
• "Was your vagina drunk?! What, did you think that I made a dick-skin condom!? 'He hollowed out a penis, and put it on.' What the fuck?!"
• Pete's imitation of Robert De Niro ends up being way better than Ben's.
• James Franco being disgusted at Allison's morning sickness on TV.
• Jay walking out of the bathroom bragging about how he just shaved his privates, freezing when he sees Allison, and Jonah completely losing his shit.
• Allison says to Ben during labor: "I’m sorry I told you to fuck your bong." Ben, for some reason, felt the need to respond back: "That’s okay. I didn’t."
• “Dude I think he’s doing the dice thing too much.”