History Funny / KidIcarusUprising

** This little gem while Pit and Palutena are having a discussion and Thanatos tries butting in:

--->'''Palutena:''' Remember when you'd be like, "I'm finished!" all the time?\\

** Pit adorably telling Twinbellows that he's gonna play with it and wash it.

** A few enemies [[EventObscuringCamera blocking the screen]]. An irritated Pit, [[NoFourthWall despite being in front of the enemies,]] [[LampshadeHanging tells them to get out of his way]].

--->'''Palutena''': Do you like the gift? Is my patented monster pheromone! Monsters just LOVE the smell of it. And now it's all over you!\\
'''Pit''': '''What?!''' ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!\\
'''Palutena''': Luckily, the pheromone only attracted one of the heads. I was wondering what you would have done if both of them showed up.\\
'''Pit''': And you still went through with it?! I would have been finished for sure!\\
'''Palutena''': Despite my winsomeness and equanimity, I do have a strong streak of rascality.\\
'''Pit''': I don't even know what that means!
Even better is when the purple head starts ''hitting on him'' if that's the one that gets lured.

'''Palutena:''' No, it really isn't.

** The Three-Headed Hewdraw might look like a really dangerous monster. But once you meet them in the air segment... the three heads end up talking so much that you can barely process what any of them are trying to say. Pit is left befuddled and Palutena simply tells him to go ahead and attack. In the Japanese version, he calls to Palutena with a tone that just screams "I can't take it anymore, make them stop..."

** To lure out the second Hewdraw head, Palutena douses Pit in some monster pheromones, resulting in him having a massive freakout. Even better is when the head starts ''hitting on him''.

** The Three-Headed Hewdraw might look like a really dangerous monster. But once you meet them in the air segment... the three heads end up talking so much that you can barely process what any of them are trying to say. Pit is left befuddled and Palutena simply tells him to go ahead and attack.

** To lure out the second Hewdraw head, Palutena douses Pit in some monster pheromones, resulting in a massive freakout. Even better is when the head starts ''hitting on him''.

** "This isn't the Ask Auntie Pandora Hour!"

-->-- "Mysterious Invaders"

** Another wave features Komaytos. Komaytos are basically VideoGame/{{Metroid}}s lifted straight from their home series, which Pit points out, and Viridi demands him to keep quiet about it. Slightly offset by the fact that there's an [[DemonicSpiders Or]][[NightmareFuel ne]] on this particular wave.

--->'''Palutena:''' I've noticed that you're losing feathers.\\

'''Pit:''' [[MetaGuy If I see a treasure box, I open it! I can't help myself!]]\\

** To lure out the second Hewdraw head, Palutena douses Pit in monster pheromone, resulting in a massive freakout. Even better is when the head starts ''hitting on him''.

--->'''Palutena:''' ...I could use some coffee.\\

** A few enemies [[CameraScrew blocking the screen]]. An irritated Pit, [[NoFourthWall despite being in front of the enemies,]] [[LampshadeHanging tells them to get out of his way]].

*** Even their Idol profile pokes fun at that noting the resemblence and that "The last Komayto is not in captivity, Skyland is not at peace"

--->'''Pit:''' I was there so much they named the place after me: [[IncrediblyLamePun hosPITal]]. Get it? ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' It's funny! It's okay to laugh!\\

** Pretty much anything that comes out of Pandora's mouth that chapter.

-->'''Pit:''' Men, we are facing the worst [[IncrediblyLamePun carrot-astrophy]] of all time!

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[[caption-width-right:350:Pit [[ShutUpKirk tries to be cool]], but his opposition [[{{Pun}} shocks]] him repeatedly.]]

** When you encounter Hades:
--->'''Pit:''' Hades!\\

'''Hades:''' PIIIIIITTTT!!!
*** The best thing about the above entry is that it happens twice.
---->'''Pit:''' Hades!\\

'''Hades:''' Pit!\\
'''Pit:''' HADES!\\

'''Pit:''' Hadeeees...\\
'''Hades:''' ACHOO!

** Made up for in the second chapter of the game when Magnus asks Pit the same question. Pit gives an explanation about how angels should always be ready for action...

!!'''As a Moments subpage, all spoilers are unmarked [[Administrivia/SpoilersOff as per policy.]] Administrivia/YouHaveBeenWarned.'''

Gracious Goddess of Light watches from up above!\\

** Pit wondering if all gods have angels. Viridi teasingly remarks that she'd like to have one since Pit is Palutena's servant. Pit angrily states he is not just a servant and asks Palutena for the truth. We get this:

Gracious goddess of light watches from up above!\\

** After Pit gets inside, both goddesses rip into Hades about how crashing that ship not only let them inside, but also destroyed some of his troops in the process; cue Hades getting unnaturally perturbed.

** Pit delivers a whopper of a StealthInsult against Hades: when Hades makes a rather tasteless joke about Palutena, Pit just tells him: "Go home, Hades. Just...go home." Considering Hades is the God of the Underworld, Pit's jab is tantamount to him saying "Go to hell".

** Pit questions why there are [[GrindBoots grind rails]] this deep inside Hades' stomach, as they're supposed to be gifts from the gods. Hades takes offense that Pit forgot that he's a god, too. Then when Pit wonders [[BenevolentArchitecture why Hades is helping him progress,]] Hades clarifies that the grind rail he's using [[SubvertedTrope may not lead anywhere at all,]] and sure enough some of the rails [[BottomlessPit come to a dead end]] if you don't switch rails at the right place and time. The whole conversation takes just long enough that the player might [[ExplainExplainOhCrap find out about the dead ends at the same time Pit does.]]

* A BrickJoke involving the benefits of gods:

--->'''Pit:''' [[{{Squick}} ...and I don't want to steam the sacred buns.]]
--->'''Magnus:''' [[TooMuchInformation We're done talking about this.]]

-->'''Palutena:''' BIG MONSTERS KILL PIT GRRR!!!\\

** During some sections Palutena will point out Pit's PerpetualMolt
-->'''Palutena:''' I've noticed that you're losing feathers.
-->'''Pit:''' Huh, I never noticed it before, but I guess you're right.
-->'''Palutena:''' I wonder if you're going bald.
-->'''Pit:''' Why would you even say that?!?
-->'''Palutena:''' Sorry, it sort of just popped out. Here, if you move the feathers over the thin spot...
-->'''Pit:''' I am ''not'' getting a comb-over!

--->'''Palutena:''' I'm sensing treasure somewhere to your left.
--->'''Pit:''' How do you know that?
--->'''Palutena:''' From the heavens, I can see through your laurel crown to divine your surroundings!
--->'''Pit:''' Really? That's amazing!
--->'''Palutena:''' And that's not all I can see, Pit. I can also see what's in your heart.
--->'''Pit:''' Oh... ''(nervous)'' Heh heh... That's really... something.
--->'''Palutena:''' So you'd better not be thinking about anything... ''[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything naughty]]''.
--->'''Pit:''' WHAT?! HOW DID YOU--
--->'''Palutena:''' [[{{Troll}} Just kidding! Seriously, reading hearts through laurel crowns?]]
--->'''Pit:''' I know... I was... [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial also kidding]].
--->'''Palutena:''' (teasingly) Sure you were.

--->'''Palutena:''' (completely deadpan) I take it back. This guy's a jerk.

--->'''Magnus:''' What is ''wrong'' with you?
--->'''Pit:''' [[MetaGuy If I see a treasure box, I open it! I can't help myself!]]
--->'''Magnus:''' Ok, we'll see how long you survive with that strategy!

-->'''Purple Head:''' I just want to cuddle you... to death.

-->'''Pit:''' But seriously, thank goodness we don't have to go there, right?
-->''([[MusicalisInterruptus The music suddenly stops]] and Palutena has a very long {{Beat}})''
-->'''Pit:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck That silence means we have to go there, doesn't it?]]

-->'''Pit:''' Wait, if you have an all-seeing eye, why can't you see Pandora's location?
-->'''Palutena:''' ''(completely serious)'' Because of my ''slightly botched laser eye surgery''.
-->'''Pit:''' Are you messing with me again?
-->'''Palutena:''' [[{{Troll}} Maybe.]]

-->'''Pit:''' I was there so much they named the place after me: [[IncrediblyLamePun hosPITal]]. Get it? ({{Beat}}) It's funny! It's okay to laugh!
-->'''Palutena:''' No, it really isn't.

-->'''Pit:''' What's an Exo Tank doing here, anyway?
-->'''Pandora:''' I wanted to get my driver's license. So I whipped up a little parking lot to practice in. But then it hit me. HOW am I supposed to steer without HANDS?!
-->'''Pit:''' How'd you build a race track without hands?
-->'''Pandora:''' [[HandWave Hard work and determination.]]

-->'''Palutena:''' The Mirror of Truth makes a copy of whatever stands before it.\\

* Chapter 6

** [[CloudCuckooLander Thanatos]] [[LaughablyEvil might as well]] [[EvilIsHammy have his own folder]] for all the funny moments he brings throughout the game.

--->'''Thanatos:''' Yoo hoo! Can you hear me? I'd like to be part of this conversation please!
--->'''Pit:''' Shut it already!
--->'''Thanatos:''' ''Me!?'' [[BreakingTheFourthWall But you've been talking this entire game!]]

--->'''Pit:''' Crushing victory! \\

--->'''Palutena:''' Remember when you'd be like, "I'm finished!" all the time?\
--->'''Pit:''' ''(embarrassed)'' I...still say that... a lot...

'''Pit:''' *Happy* [[HypocriticalHumor Sure. Cream and two sugars, right]]?

--->'''Pit:''' Again today I will go soaring through the sky!\\
My enemies I'll dish 'em up in a stir-fry!\\
Gracious goddess of light watches from up above\\
At dinnertime I always show the cook some love!

** Phosphora finishes off Thanatos and the game does the "finishing blow" sound and HitStop--in other words, the same effects that happen when ''Pit'' finishes a boss. We also get this gem:

--->'''Hades:''' When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade!

--->'''Hades:''' Ummmm you're welcome?

--->'''Pyrrhon:''' Do your thing, pyro-snake! ''Shazammitylam!!''

--->'''Pit:''' ...I...is that garbage? ''[[DeliciousDistraction Beef]]'' [[DeliciousDistraction garbage]]?

'''Viridi:''' No, we're not. No, we're not.

--->'''Pit:''' Soooo... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?\\
'''Viridi:''' You know that saying that there are no bad questions? Well there are, and this is one of them! WE ARE NOT THERE YET! Though I do wish there was a way to speed up this process.

--->'''Pit:''' Uhh...are we there yet?\\
'''Viridi:''' Yes! If by "there," you mean "at a maze." But it's not that big, so you shouldn't have that much trouble.

--->'''Pit:''' And that's the end of them! ...are we there yet?\\
'''Viridi:''' Good job, and no, not yet.

--->'''Viridi:''' Pit, I have some exciting news for the both of us. The Chariot Master is just ahead. So you can ''finally'' stop asking me if we're there yet!

** A few enemies [[CameraScrew blocking the screen]]. An irritated Pit, [[NoFourthWall despite being in front of the enemies]], [[LampshadeHanging tells them to get out of his way]].

'''Pit:''' HAAAAADES!!!\\
'''Hades:''' PIIIIIIT!!!

--->'''Pit:''' Hades!\\

'''Hades:''' Piiiiit...\\
'''Pit:''' Haaadeeeees...\\

--->'''Hades:''' "Obeying the call of nature is part of the cycle of life. Tell me, Pit, why do you hate life?"

-->'''Magnus:''' Apparently someone likes his spa time.
-->--
-->'''Pit:''' Who's got two thumbs and loves hot springs? ''Everyone with two thumbs!''
-->--
-->'''Pit::''' Ooh-hoo-hoo! A hot spring! ''(platform rises)'' ...hey, where's it going? GET BACK HERE, HOT SPRING!
-->'''Palutena:''' Don't worry, there's stairs to your right.
-->'''Pit:''' ''I LOVE YOU, HOT SPRING!''
** The last point is especially aggravating since going straight into the hot spring prevents players from getting a power or weapon across the hot spring unless you take the stairs and...fall back down to the hot spring for some reason.

-->'''Palutena:''' ''"We may not have the best dental plan, but justice is on our side!"''

-->Pit: Palutena, ¿Cuándo me vas a dar vacaciones?[[labelnote:translation]]Palutena, when will you give me a vacation?[[/labelnote]]
-->Palutena: [[{{Troll}} Cuando aprendas a volar.]][[labelnote:translation]]When you learn to fly.[[/labelnote]]

'''Pit:''' Uh... Oh, right! OK, so [[AmnesiaLoop you know how a chicken takes three steps and then forgets?]]

!!Kid Icarus: Uprising - Thanatos Rising

* In part 2, it turns out that Palutena controls Pit's flight path by balancing on one foot.

* Also in part 2, Palutena tells Pit where Thanatos is going to strike. Pit asks how she figured this out.
-->"[[AnachronismStew Thanatos blogged it.]]"

!!Kid Icarus: Uprising - Palutena's Revolting Dinner

-->'''Palutena:''' ...but you're still on the menu so slicey-dicey and into a nice hot oil bath!

-->'''Pit:''' Men, we are facing the worst [[IncrediblyLamePun Carrot-astrophy]] of all time!

-->'''Palutena:''' Pit...
-->'''Pit:''' Yes?
-->'''Palutena:''' ...we are going out for dinner.

** Right after Thanatos's defeat, Hades decides he'll keep up the assault despite there being no commander out to lead them, with Palutena asking if it makes no difference. Hades responds by [[BadBoss saying that his own troops are a bunch of idiots]].

** Pit tries to get Magnus's attention by [[{{Glomp}} glomping]] him from behind while in dog form. The resulting imagery is hilarious.

** Better still, Hades dropping some InsaneTrollLogic on Pit and his desire to not leave via the end of Hades's digestive tract.

** Near the end of the final battle, Medusa punches Hades's head off. That's a bit startling, but what makes it funny is that, instead of using one of the usual little pictures for Hades' reaction, you'll see they actually created a headless picture of him like that to use on the bottom, just for that one moment.

--> '''Palutena''': I've noticed that you're losing feathers.
--> '''Pit''': Huh, I never noticed it before, but I guess you're right.
--> '''Palutena''': I wonder if you're going bald.
--> '''Pit''': Why would you even say that?!?
--> '''Palutena''': Sorry, it sort of just popped out. Here, if you move the feathers over the thin spot...
--> '''Pit''': I am ''not'' getting a comb-over!

** Pit's OhCrap face when Palutena asks "Do you remember how long the Power of Flight lasts?"

--->'''Pit:''' Oh... (nervous) Heh heh... That's really... something.
--->'''Palutena:''' So you'd better not be thinking about anything... ''[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything naughty.]]''

--->'''Pit:''' I know... I was... [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial also kidding.]]

--->'''Magnus''': Ok, we'll see how long you survive with that strategy!

--> ''([[MusicalisInterruptus The music suddenly stops]] and Palutena has a very long {{Beat}})''

-->'''Palutena:''' ''(completely serious)'' Because of my ''slightly botched laser eye surgery.''

--->'''Thanatos''': Yoo hoo! Can you hear me? I'd like to be part of this conversation please!
---> '''Pit''': Shut it already!
---> '''Thanatos''': ''Me!?'' [[BreakingTheFourthWall But you've been talking this entire game!]]

** At one point during Thanatos's boss fight, he transforms into a MatryoshkaObject. By the time you open all of them up, he's only about the size of Pit's foot, and continues to jump around like the other dolls.
** Thanatos turning into a vase. He says he's just going to take a nap...then casually informs you that your attacks are useless.

---> '''Pit:''' Crushing victory! \\

---> '''Palutena''': Remember when you'd be like, "I'm finished!" all the time?\
--->'''Pit''': ''(embarrassed)'' I...still say that...a lot...

--->'''Pit''': We're gonna rack up so many VideoGame/{{Nintendogs}} points together!

** Hades' story behind why he wants the Wish Seed is [[BadLiar hilariously,]] [[BlatantLies blatantly untrue]], but the animations on the bottom screen seal the deal, [[UglyCute especially the zombies.]]

--->'''Palutena''': ...I could use some coffee.\\
'''Pit''': *Happy* [[HypocriticalHumor Sure. Cream and two sugars, right]]?

---> '''Pit''': What's that thing?\\
'''Viridi''': That is a jitterthug, ranged attacks are useless when his mask is green and when it turns red melee attacks won't work! What will you do now?\\
'''Pit''': (''instantly figuring it out'') I guess I'll melee attack it while it's green and shoot it when it turns red.\\
'''Viridi''': (''Completely stunned'') How the- oh darn it!\\
'''Palutena''': (''smugly''): Thanks for the tip.

** Pit suddenly singing at the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sXm0sCJcqo&t=3m49s very beginning of the chapter.]]

** Palutena doesn't take kindly to being called "M'am" by Phosphora.

--->'''Pyrrhon:''' Pyrrhon has a delivery...and the return address is JUSTICE!

--->'''Hades''': Ummmm you're welcome?

** The Land Battle segment is [[MarathonLevel so long that there's a loading screen partway through]]. Pit [[LampshadeHanging lampshades this]] and Viridi tells him to stay hush-hush about it. You can listen to it (Spoiler Warning) [[https://youtu.be/aXFMPpT5R2k?t=318 here]]

--->'''Hades:''' Cheer up, Pit. You've become privy to a side of me no one else has... my ''insides''. And now, you'll be privy to the inside of a privy too! Tootle-''LOO!''

-->'''Pit:''': Ooh-hoo-hoo! A hot spring! ''(platform rises)'' ...hey, where's it going? GET BACK HERE, HOT SPRING!

--> '''Palutena:''' ''"We may not have the best dental plan, but justice is on our side!"''

--> Pit: Palutena, ¿Cuándo me vas a dar vacaciones? [[labelnote:translation]] Palutena, when will you give me a vacation? [[/labelnote]]
--> Palutena: [[{{Troll}} Cuando aprendas a volar.]] [[labelnote:translation]] When you learn to fly. [[/labelnote]]

--> '''Pit''': You know how a chicken takes three steps and then forgets?\\
'''Palutena''': Forgets what?\\
'''Pit''': [[ForgetfulJones Uh...]]\\
'''Palutena''': Pit? Forgets what?\\
'''Pit''': Uh... Oh, right! OK, so [[AmnesiaLoop you know how a chicken takes three steps and then forgets?]]

--> "[[AnachronismStew Thanatos blogged it.]]"

'''Pit''': OK, OK!

** Then the claws end up exploding the palace...with her head inside a squash. Makes you wonder what Pit thought happened.

-->'''Palutena''': Pit...
-->'''Pit''': Yes?
-->'''Palutena''': ...we are going out for dinner.

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88rcdANmhH0#t=5m16s From the tutorial video,]] Pit and Palutena trying to play ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosBrawl''.

** And she uses her scepter like a [[UsefulNotes/{{Wii}} Wiimote]].

* This line Pit delivers to his troops before going out attacking the veggies :