Funny / Kid History

• Memetic Mutation: The source of most of the funny.
  • "Don't punch...our car."
  • "FACT!"
  • "Yeyow grapes? I like yeyow grapes. And green grapes. And purpow grapes. And red grapes. And yeyow grapes."
  • "No! You need to yisten!"
  • "Do it, Bandy!"
  • "I know it's green, but what else is about it?"
  • "A ho de ho!"
  • "I have a question. So guess."
  • "Girls are mermaids. Some boys are mermaids too."
  • "There's only one minute left in my brain."
  • "What the freak just happened?"
  • "How come I'm so much buffer than you?"
  • "Do you want to have a party at my house?"
  • "It's in a CUP instead of an ICE CREAM CONE!"
  • "Alright! I'll go get my bag!"
  • "There will be no funny business."
  • "BUT! If you buy 14 completos, it's only 14 dollars!"
  • "Ninja vanish!"
  • "These are perfectly normal pancakes, kids!"
  • "She doesn't give me peas all day yet!"
  • "I'm gonna steer... steal... your birthday stuff!"
  • "Okay... your names' Doodle."
  • "Do you know what lions I hunted?!"
  • "I hate hot dogs!"
  • "I'm in a lot of twouble!"
  • "Don't hit me in the face with a bike!"
  • "I'm going to come up and punch you like I always keep doing."
  • "I know you're out there you weirdos."
  • "Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! Kyle!"
  • "I like ten dollars."
  • "Are you jumping on the trees? Are you jumping on the houses?"
  • "It will help get rid of your warts!"
  • "He has crazy eyes!"
  • "Watch my bum move!"
  • "I love you, Mommy! I love you, Mommy! I love you, Mommy!"
  • "None of those things is what beetles eat. Try again."
  • "When I get bigger I can know how to make chicken. Chicken nuggets."
  • "I'm gonna kick you in the head!"
  • "Breath war!"
  • "Steamrollers!"
  • "I'm always the donkey."
  • "My little toesies are ticklin' yeh!"
  • "A real penguin? Or a pet penguin?"
  • "Then he's a bank robba!"
  • "If I hear one more word then I'm gonna turn this car around!"
  • "Pokey pokey poke!"
  • "Who's driving?"
  • "I did not know I had a twin brother."
  • "I'm the angel and you're dead."
  • "This will be your proof: what's two times a thousand?"
  • "Those are... NAPKINS!"
  • "I have a machete, right here."
  • "See on the sign? Hot dog bun store."
  • "BIG TRAK!"
  • "I can't help it, it's a natural habitat."
  • "Santa doesn't go down the Christmas tree." "If it's in the chimney, he does!"
  • "Santa is not a biker."
  • "Christmas is a time of magical joy and wonder... Like you wonder when you're going to open presents."
  • "It wasn't really a star, it was just a couple of angels sticking their arms and legs out."
  • "Open all of them! Open all of them!"
  • "It's stacked in a shape like this—I cannot quite make it out, it's like..."
  • "It can survive a land mine..."