Funny / K9

• Basically anytime Starkey and Darius get into it. This example from the second episode:
  Starkey: You've actually stumbled on the entrance.
  Darius: What do you mean, stumbled?
  Starkey: You fell through a wall.
  Darius: Pushed. Pushed through a wall, while searching.
  Starkey: If you were searching, why'd you call for help?
  Darius: ... It wasn't me.
  Starkey: What do you mean, it wasn't you? There's no one else here!
  Darius: I can't explain what you hear.
  Starkey: Oh, so a sewer rat called for help?
  Daruis: I dunno. Was its' name Starkey?
• Starkey and Jorjie mouthing along to K9's "This unit is not a dog" speech during The Cambridge Spy.
• Darius: Hey, your flies are undone!
  CCPCS: (check their flies; Darius escapes)
  June: (Exasperated) You don't have flies...
• Starkey winding up Thorne during a Department open Day.
  Thorne: Before we begin, let me run through a few rules. There will be no stragglers. There will be no questions during the tour...
  Starkey: Can we ask questions after the tour?
  Thorne: I said no questions.
  Starkey: Does this count as a question?
  Thorne: ...grow up, Starkey.
• Darius and the adled CPPC.
  Birdie: Request permission to borrow toothbrush.
  Darius: You don't have any teeth!
  Birdie: ...request permission to borrow teeth.