Funny / JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: The 7th Stand User

• Polnareff's perverted hijinks. Especially if the protagonist is an attractive female or a perverted male.
• Pretty much anything involving the Bunny Suit is good for a laugh. Your family orders you to take it off and the crusaders are uncomfortable by it (except Polnareff, who likes it a bit too much).
• Joseph's reaction after the Fortune Teller in the Fishing Village predicts that he has an illegitimate son.
  Fortune Teller: Hmm...Yes...I see it now...I can see your future...I see...A son!
  Protagonist: A son? Does Miss Holly have a brother...?
  Joseph: Huh?! Uh, no, er...W-why you! You fraud! Watch what you say!
  Fortune Teller: Huh? But my predictions are always...
  Joseph: Shut up! Just take the money and get outta here! La-la-la...
  • Even more hilarious if Josuke is in the party. He just glares at Joseph, who's oblivious about what's going on.
• Iggy's Ending, where he basically goes to live with the Protagonist, whether he/she wants it or not. It's even more hilarious in The Stinger, where Iggy gets the poor Protagonist in trouble with his hijinks.
  • In one of them, the Protagonist tries to take Iggy back to Joseph and the Speedwagon Foundation. Joseph pretends to lose his phone connection just to get rid of the dog.
    Protagonist: Well, to make a long story short, Iggy snuck into my bag and came home with me...
    Joseph: Wow, you don't say! I couldn't find him anywhere, so I assumed he'd run away! Well, maybe I shouldn't say this...But the Foundation had such a hard time with him that I didn't really mind! Haha!
    Protagonist: Well, about that...Do you think you could get them to take him back?
    Joseph: Huh? ........Yes. Mm-hmm...Well...*ahem* Take him back, you say...Hello? Can you still hear me? Darn these international calls...Hello? I think you're breaking up! *hangs phone*
    Protagonist: ....
• In the Chaos Mode, there's a chance to persuade Midler into freeing the Crusaders. If they fail to persuade her and the protagonist is a female Jotaro fangirl, the Protagonist falls into a jealous tirade and starts ranting about how cool Jotaro is. All while Midler is dumbfounded at her screwed priorities and Jotaro is visibly cringing.

  Protagonist: Saying such a thing after Jojo seduced you...Who the hell do you think you are!? I'm not going out on a dud! I've risked my life to travel with him on this journey, and he never said anything like that to me!

  Midler: That's your problem? I'm gonna eat you and your friends you know...

  • What's more, there's a chance to convince Midler with that tirade!
  • And you lose friendship points with Jotaro, who's understandably repulsed.
• The Sanctuary Bonus Room has many gems.
  • Most of the villains you meet again in Sanctuary are more annoyed that you beat them than remorseful of the rotten things they did that got them killed.
  • Amber and Kate (and Midler and Mariah too, if you killed them in the Chaos Mode) crying over being separated from Dio and fighting over him like a bunch of groupies.
  • Forever ogling at Dio's female minions.
  • Alessi lamenting that he died a virgin.
  • Kenny G complains that he doesn't have any custom graphics, instead having the default "defeated sprite".
  • The fact that Pearla and Weather Report don't get along in the timeline where the latter wasn't switched at birth, while in the canon universe they were a couple and unaware of their blood ties.
    Domenico: Man, Pearla...Just get a boyfriend already! Then maybe you'll grow up a little...
• In the Dev Room, Berlin gets accused by the Protagonist of being a pedophile due to his girlfriend's soul residing in the body of a little girl. He's not amused.