Funny / Jarhead

  • Field fuck!
  • "It was soon after meeting Drill Instructor Fitch that I realize joining the Marine Corps might have been a bad decision.
    Fitch: Why the fuck are you even here?!?
    Swofford: SIR! I GOT LOST ON MY WAY TO COLLEGE, SIR!
  • Corporal Harrigan's defeated, weary exasperation at the use his Ivy League education is being put to: an intermediary for crude sexts between an officer and his wife.
    Harrigan: I studied classics at Dartmouth.
    Swofford: It's a good school.
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