- Jacky's many arguments with her teachers.
- Mrs. Bucci is not happy with Jacky's essay on The Short Stories Of Nathanial Hawthorne. Their ensuing argument only lowers Jacky's grade.
Jacky: By the way, in the story, Dr. H-H-Heidegger f-f-found the fountain of youth. It was in Florida. (Beat) You've never been to Florida, have you, Mrs. Bucci?
- Jacky earns five detentions with Mr. Kant.
Mr. Kant: You might think you're a comedian, Jacky, but notice that no one else is laughing.
Jacky: That's because they're all busy wondering why you bother trying to hide that huge bald spot!
- Jacky prank-calls Colonel Davies from Buy a Bargain Channel. It's implied she does this every week.
- Jacky, Bill, Jeff, and Meredith have a rhyming contest - whoever can't think of a rhyme loses. They play this while ordering food at McDonalds, annoying the girl taking their orders. This is quickly followed by a Food Fight.
Jeff: The McDLT. What exactly is in it for me?
Bill: It has lettuce and tomatoes. Order it with some French-fried potatoes.
Jacky: I think I want the Happy Meal McDino. That triceratops toy looks like a rhino.
Meredith: I just want to attack a Big Mac. For a snack.
