Funny / JK! Studios

• The sketch "Sinfully Delicious Cheesecake" in its entirety:
  (Stephen opens the fridge late at night.)
  Cheesecake: Hello, Stephen.
  Stephen: Hello, cheesecake.
  Cheesecake: (Sexophone-like music begins) What brings you to the fridge tonight?
  Stephen: I was just... (takes a water bottle from the shelf) getting some water.
  Cheesecake: Of course you were. Of course.
  Stephen: Well, I should be going.
  Cheesecake: Yes, you should. (whispers) But can you?
  Stephen: I'm not tempted by you, cheesecake.
  Cheesecake: Yes, you are.
  Stephen: Yes, I am.
  Cheesecake: A little bit won't kill you, Stephen.
  Stephen: Don't try to manipulate me.
  Cheesecake: Manipulate you? This is just a friendly conversation between man and dessert.
  Stephen: You know I'm weak.
  Cheesecake: And you know I'm red velvet. We're a match made in evil heaven.
  Stephen: That's not a thing.
  Cheesecake: We could make it a thing.
  Stephen: Don't do this.
  Cheesecake: I'm an inanimate plop of cake, Stephen. I can't do anything... except be delicious.
  Stephen: But you have no nutritional value. I don't need you to survive.
  Cheesecake: True. You need me to live.
  Stephen: Begone, sexy demon cake!
  Cheesecake: Get rid of me then!
  Stephen: I will!
  Cheesecake: One bite at a time!
  Stephen: No!
  Cheesecake: It is your destiny!
  Stephen: I have free will!
  Cheesecake: You have free cake! Eat it!
  Stephen: I...
  Cheesecake: Yes...
  Stephen: I...
  Whitney: (suddenly appearing next to Stephen) Stephen— (music stops)
  Stephen: (startled) Oh! Ah! Ah!
  Cheesecake: Oh! Oh! Make some noise when you walk, woman!
  Whitney: Please, come back to bed. (touches Stephen's face) You're better than this.
  Stephen: You're right. I'm sorry. (leaves for bed)
  Cheesecake: Well, now... (music resumes) looks like it's just you and— (music stops again as Whitney scarfs down the cake with her bare hands) Oh! Oh, oh, I take it back! Oh, I don't want this! Oh, this hurts so much! Oh, you're not even savoring me!