Funny / Inglorious Bosh'tets

• From the sequel, Harbinger's first appearance on the derelict Collector ship:

  "MISS ME?"

  Shepard groaned. "Not this again..."

  "ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WE ARE HARBINGER, AND THIS HURTS YOU."

  "SUBMIT SHEPARD! MY CONTINUED VERBAL ONSLAUGHT WILL TEAR YOUR SELF-ESTEEM APART

• From the third one, "Blood and Plutonium". Harbinger and the Reapers glassing Pluto after mistaking it for Earth.

  Harbinger: (to the other Reapers) THIS WAS JUST A WARM UP, ALRIGHT?

• Also from the third one: The Alliance Defense Commitee turning Obstructive Bureaucrat into an art form.