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Funny: Inglorious Boshtets

  • From the sequel, Harbinger's first appearance on the derelict Collector ship:
    "MISS ME?"
    Shepard groaned. "Not this again..."
    "ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WE ARE HARBINGER, AND THIS HURTS YOU."
    "SUBMIT SHEPARD! MY CONTINUED VERBAL ONSLAUGHT WILL TEAR YOUR SELF-ESTEEM APART
  • From the third one, "Blood and Plutonium". Harbinger and the Reapers glassing Pluto after mistaking it for Earth.
    Harbinger: (to the other Reapers) THIS WAS JUST A WARM UP, ALRIGHT?
  • Also from the third one: The Alliance Defense Commitee turning Obstructive Bureaucrat into an art form.

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