History Funny / InfamousSecondSon

* Whenever Delsin begins a District Showdown mission, he vandalizes a D.U.P. billboard and calls their hotline to report a bio-terrorist incident. His various interactions with the female operator are hilarious.

--> '''Delsin:''' (scoffs) Like you'd know.

* [[spoiler:Eugene's]] incredibly [[LargeHam hammy]] behavior in his "He Who Dwells" persona is a hilarious contrast compared to his normal self, when he first shows up his OneWingedAngel form and decimates two [[DegradedBoss DUP elites]] with himself and his army, Delsin decides to ask about it.
-->'''Delsin:''' Hey, [[spoiler:Eugene]] do you think you could teach me that?\\

--->'''[[spoiler:Eugene:]]''' Succumb to the vengeance of my Angels!\\
'''Delsin:''' Easy on the trash talk, [[spoiler:Eugene]]!

* If you finish all of the side-quests (except for the paper-trail one), get both karma endings and levels (Hero and Infamous) and beat the game on Expert (i.e. get all of the trophies) Delsin [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO5qY3yMzcA has one last thing to say.]]

'''Operator:''' Oh fine, have it your way./Mr. Rowe, KNOCK IT OFF!

'''Operator:''' Stop calling! The D.U.P. will not tolerate this!

'''Operator:''' You are infuriating! You stay right there. The D.U.P. is on the way.

'''Delsin:''' Oh my god, there's a bio-terrorist! He's so threatening and stunningly handsome! I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF!\\

** The best would be Reggie's comment when Delsin sends him the picture of Fetch's bras and panties. "Yeah, those definitely...very likely belong to a woman." So, according to Reggie, it could be a transvestite.

* Take a couple of good looks around the City, and you'll find a couple of gems. Apparently, [[VideoGame/{{Infamous}} The story of Empire City]] [[TheMusical was adapted into a stage musical.]] Some news crawls around the world say that [[HypocriticalHumour "Video Games]] [[MoralGuardians found to be more]] [[MurderSimulator dangerous than smallpox]], "Tune in for videos on cats and enlightening videos on the Royal Baby", and [[Franchise/SlyCooper "Sly Cooper]] [[ShoutOut arrested for burglary"]]

** To elaborate, Delsin and Reggie need to find the Angel Conduit's lair. Reggie suggests that he pretends to be a Bio-Terrorist suspect to trick the Angels into grabbing him. As they run along, he starts being the most over-the-top villain possible, complete with over-the-top "scary" motions and a stereotypical "evil" deep voice... And all while dressed in a yellow D.U.P. restraint jacket and a grey sweatsuit.
---> '''Reggie:''' Ah fear me! I am a Bio-Terrorist! Run away in fear! For I have powers! Horrible, ugly mean-spirited super powers!

--> '''Reggie:''' Ah fear me! I am a Bio-Terrorist! Run away in fear! For I have powers! Horrible, ugly mean-spirited super powers!

--> '''Reggie:''' I am a Bio-Terrorist! I eat children! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis And. KITTENS!]]
-->'''Delsin:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Plea...Conduits don't really do that.]]

--> '''Reggie:''' Fear my powers, world! BOW to my grandeur!
-->'''Delsin:''' You don't have to bow, honest.

--> '''Reggie:''' Flee in terror, mortals! I could MELT your FACES with nothing more than my PINKIE!
--> '''Delsin:''' [[DeadpanSnarker And, cops wet the bed.]]

--> "Dick!"\\

--> '''Reggie''' (while being carried away by an Angel): Hey! Hey! Follow my phone. (fading): AND DON'T BE A DICK!

--> "Hey, maybe a little slower. It's my first time with an angel, you know."\\

-->'''Reggie''' (groaning & coughing): Ah, fuck! [[DidntThinkThisThrough Worst idea ever.]] What the hell?
-->'''Delsin''': Whoo. I gotta hand it to you big brother, you make excellent live bait. (Reggie scowls) What, it worked didn't it? Found the Angel Conduit's lair, now we can go take him out. Are you coming with me or what?
-->'''Reggie''': [[UnfortunateImplications I'm gonna take this shit off...and then I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep. There has got to be a ton of weird, spiky shit down there.]] And ''that'', brother, it's all you.
-->'''Delsin''' (As Reggie limps away): Don't walk away mad. (Reggie stops) It was your plan!

-->'''Delsin:''' Hey, [[spoiler:Eugene]] do you think you could teach me that?
-->'''He Who Dwells:''' YOU ARE NOT WORTHY!
-->'''Delsin:''' You know, you turn into a real ass when you're an angel, you know that?

-->'''[[spoiler:Eugene:]]''' Succumb to the vengeance of my Angels!
-->'''Delsin:''' Easy on the trash talk, [[spoiler:Eugene]]!

--> '''Delsin:''' Hey, Reg, I was just thinking about the ''bras.''
--> '''Reggie (Deadpan):''' Well, stop, okay. Seriously, stop.

--> '''Delsin:''' "Well buddy, you and me, we've been through a lot together. But officially, we're done.

--> '''Fetch:''' You know, keep playing much more? I might think you're stalking me.

* In the beginning of the game, after the collapsing bridge segment, Reggie and Delsin have to use scanners in order to get into Seattle. Once the [[OpeningTheSandbox sandbox opens]], one of the objects you have to destroy are those scanners, but instead you can use them, at which point the alarms start blaring and Delsin sarcastically confirms that yes, he is, in fact, still a Conduit.

--> '''Reggie''' (while being carried away by an Angel): Hey! Hey! Follow my phone. (fading): [[DyingCurse AND DON'T BE A DICK!]]