Funny / Imperial Military Personnel Stories

• Near the end of the first episode, it is revealed that the stolen cargo the Railrunners' were sent to secure is actually just a bunch of stuffed animals.
• Just before the hanger shootout, two Scout Troopers are complaining about the Railrunners' showboating antics.
  "Yeah, they'll probably just run in shouting "Stop that ship! Blast'em!"
  "Hahaha (under his breath) son of a bitch."
  • Made even funnier when the Railrunners actually do that when they break into the hangar.
• And this:
  Scout Trooper: Aren't you a little short for a—
  Sgt. Kaletka: Finish that sentence and die!
• After being told It's Probably Nothing.
  "Guys I swear I heard something!"
  "Yeah, I heard it too. It's me saying I hate you!"
• Another one of the Railrunners' various incidents is having to deal with Jurisdiction Friction between a Mandolorian bounty hunter and a Predator, who were both going after the same Xenomorph.