Funny / I-Ninja

• From the opening cutscene, right after Ninja accidentally kills his master:
  Ninja: [gasp] Master... you're... dead...!
  Sensei: Your grasp of the obvious astounds me...
• After an Ice-Cream Koan too many:
  Ninja: It's all crystal now... Yeah there was me, thinking you WERE AN IDIOT!
  "Yeah yeah yeah. As my grandmother once said to me: (unintelligible) She was mad too."
• Every time you skip through Sensei's dialogue, this is accompanied by the sound effect of Ninja doing an annoyed "SHHH!".

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