Funny / I Can Do Superbad All By Myself

Chapter One

• Wolfgang is telling everyone what the DanceDanceRevolution bracket is. After telling Francis that he is going up against Trafalgar Law on 321 Stars, Francis states that he wanted to play Seduction, Insertion, and Trip Machine Climax, in that order.
• The two flashback to Arthur's Noodle Incident.
• Francis' cosplay of Dr. Frankenfurter. He manages to mentally or physically scar a bunch of people for possibly the rest of their lives.

Chapter Two

• "I'm too sexy to go to prison!"
• The scene where Lars and Antonio threaten to tear up Arthur's tickets to see Flogging Molly in concert if he doesn't bail Francis out of jail.
• "Giant tub of mayonnaise, here I come!"
• This description of how the Shinsengumi, Arthur, and Francis were traveling in a police car.

The next thing Arthur and Francis knew was that they were in a Shinsengumi police cruiser with Okita and Matsudaira. Since the car only fit four people, Kondo was duct-taped to the front bumper, Hijikata was in the trunk, and Yamazaki was holding onto the police lights.

• This exchange that followed said description:

Arthur (Referring to how everyone is riding the car): "Are you sure this is bloody safe?"

Matsudaira: "Yes." (Takes a drink from a flask)

Arthur: "But, you're drinking and three members aren't even riding the bloody damn car properly!"

Francis: "It's okay to drink in a moving vehicle! I did this all the time back in France!"

Arthur: "You could bloody kill yourself or others if you do that!"

Francis: "I was just a little boy, and my mom was driving me to school!"

• Yamazaki getting burned when Matsudaira turned on the police lights.
• The entire Music Montage set to Flogging Molly's "Drunken Lullabies".
• Mirajane asks Arthur if he's Wendy's friend from Hogwarts. Cue Arthur going temporarily insane and trying to get to Hogwarts.
• Gray teaching Francis how to count cards.
• "You're not going to be in my bed anytime soon!"
• Arthur getting hit by a car.

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