History Funny / HocusPocus

-->'''Dani''': Nice going, airhead!

* "This is ICE!"

--> ''Mary:''' (Trying to sound positive) I'm.... young!

-->'''Winifred:''' Fluorescents... you know, I think we knew her. I believe she was in the Paris coven.
-->'''Mary:''' She was a powerful witch indeed.

'''Thackery:''' Meow! (Translation: Fuck ''you'')

* Mr. Binx [[LargeHam reacting]] to a small cat Thackery Binx trying to get his attention with the words "AWAY BEAST!"
** Though it's also a bit of a TearJerker as well.
* Any scenes with Billy the Undead tend to be very humorous, beginning with his reaction to seeing his own gravestone, finally culminating with him hurling some truly nasty, ultimately deserved and satisfying insults at Winifred.
--> '''Billy''': Wench! Trollop! You buck-toothed, mop-riding, firefly from Hell!
** And the dialog that immediately follows:
-->'''Billy''': (whispering to Max) I've waited centuries to say that.
-->'''Max''': Say what you want, [[YouNeedABreathMint just don't breathe on me!]]
** After Winifred threatens to kill Billy again, he does a motion with his hands that's basically telling her "Ah, shut up." Or, more likely, "I'm ''already dead'', what ''else'' can you do?"
* [[AssholeVictim The two bullies getting their comeuppance at the hands of the witchy trio.]] Jay picked the ''wrong'' women to call "ugly chicks" that night...
-->'''Jay:''' Man, how come it's always the ugly chicks that stay out late?\\
''(The Sandersons stop dead in the tracks and slowly turn around, clearly unamused)''\\
'''Winifred:''' ''[[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne Chicks?]]''
--> ''GilliganCut to Jay and Ice both locked in cages back at the Sanderson house.''
* Max and Dani's mom dressed as Madonna at the Halloween Party. Especially Dani's reaction, which is basically to do a double take. Then look at her mom like she's strange.

* "Thackery Binx, what took thee so long?"
** "Heh, sorry, Emily. I had to wait 300 years for a ''virgin'' to light a candle."

--->'''Winnie''': Otherwise it's curtains! We evaporate! WE CEASE TO EXIST! ''Dost thou comprehend?''
--->'''Mary''': Oh you explained it beautifully Winnie, the way you started out with the adventure part and then slowly-
--->'''Sarah''': Explain what?
* As Winifred explains to Mary and Sarah that Halloween's become a holiday for children to dress up in costumes, Mary suddenly looks like she's hit the jackpot as she realizes she's surrounded by kids.
-->'''Mary''': Oh Winnie just one child...
* Mary's reaction to the baby commercial.
--> "BLAAAAHHHHH!!"
* "She really hurt my feelings! She doesn't even know me!"
** And the fact that she lightly hits Sarah for saying it aloud.
** "She's jealous."
** "You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I'll think I'll have one... [[SuddenlyShouting ON TOAST!"]]
* "This is ICE!"

-->'''Woman''': "It's your Mother, stupid!"

* '''''"I AM CALM!"'''''
** "Oh sister, thou art not being honest with thyself. Huh? Huh? Come on, come on gimme a smile."
* This is one most viewers don't realize until they take a better look at the scene. After realizing Max's "burning rain of death" is just ordinary water, the sisters decide to chase after him to get the book back. The background music being played sounds like an epic chase theme... and it's just the three of them hurrying out the front door.
** They all also have to pause and hike up their cumbersome dresses in unison just to move semi-quickly.
* Max's hammy delivery during the "Burning rain of death" plan.
** "Aaah! Burning rain of death!"
** Sarah standing with her mouth wide open realizing the water's harmless as Mary splashes some of it on her neck.
--->'''Mary''': Most refreshing!
** A lot of the movie runs on FunnyBackgroundEvent, and a lot of fun comes into re-watching the movie and noticing something you missed the first time due to Mary's tendency to groan and make noises, along with Sarah's fidgeting spazziness.
* Max and Binx's first interaction, while also being a (re)EstablishingCharacterMoment.
-->'''Binx''': Nice going, ''Max!''
-->'''Max''': *''eyes widen''* You can talk!
-->'''Binx''': Yeah, no kidding! Now get the spellbook! ''[Max keeps staring until Binx swipes a claw at him]'' Come on, move it!
* When Billy is brought to life and explodes out of his grave, then turns and sees three humans and a cat. They all look at each other, then scream in Billy's face in unison. Followed immediately by the zombie looking at himself, wondering what all the fuss was about. Then he notices his own gravestone and grunts as if to say, "Son of a bitch..."
** What follows is him noticing the sisters, with Winifred barking orders at him. Billy gives her a dirty look and waves his hands as if to say, "''Now'' I remember!"
* The sisters give chase to Max, Allison, Dani, and Binx, and suddenly stop at the road, not understanding the strange 'black river' in front of them. Sarah suggests that 'perhaps it is not too deep.' As she stares at the blacktop, Winnie and Mary share a look and then toss Sarah into the 'river.'
** After they throw Sarah into "the river" and see she's not sinking, Winnie does a silent gesture to Mary expressing "You seeing this?" as Sarah hops up and down clearly wondering why she's still standing.
* The part where Max tries to tell a police officer (actually a guy in a Halloween costume) about waking the witches. Dani yells out, "He's a virgin!" which leads to a very awkward moment where the officer asks, "Are you a virgin?" The look on Max's face is priceless.
** TheReveal that he's not actually an officer; he puts on the demeanor of one and tells the kids to scram, followed by his girlfriend saddling up to him.
-->'''"Cop"''': They thought I was a real cop! ''[cackles as they ride off]''
* "Winnie do you wanna hit me again, would that make you feel better?"

* It's a small moment, but Max immediately realizing he screwed up when the candle flame actually turns black.
--> '''Max:''' [[OhCrap Uh oh.]]

* When Max tells the Sandersons there's something they don't know about, Winifred exasperatedly asks, "And what is that, ''dude''?" Sarah and Mary all laugh at this.

* Same script also has Mary crying over the ending of ''[[Film/TheBlob]]'' and saying "They didn't have to kill it."

-->''Cue Winifred choking Sarah [[Franchise/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]]-style''

-->'''Mother''': "Is '[[ScarcasmMode His infernal Majesty]]' up to his old tricks?"

''Cue Winnie throwing the phone into a pot of boiling water''

-->'''Mrs. Binx''': Evil woman…Hell no now heart!
-->'''Mary''': You're right, I won't.