- Any scenes with Billy the Undead tend to be very humorous, beginning with his reaction to seeing his own gravestone, finally culminating with him hurling some truly nasty, ultimately deserved and satisfying insults at Winifred.
Billy: Wench! Trollop! You buck-toothed, mop-riding, firefly from Hell!
- And the dialog that immediately follows:
Billy: (whispering to Max) I've waited centuries to say that.
- The two bullies getting their comeuppance at the hands of the witchy trio.
- Max and Dani's mom dressed as Madonna at the Halloween Party.
- Anytime Binx gets snarky.
- AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK!
- Mary's reaction to the baby commercial.
- "I mean she really hurt my feelings! She doesn't even know me!"
- "Aaah! Burning rain of death!"
- "This is ICE!"
- This exchange when the sisters are at the "master's" house:
"Master": (referring to his wife) I want you to meet the little woman.
Winifred: He has a little woman!
Mary: Sounds tasty.
- Max uses a "learn to speak French" tape to lure the witches into the oven. When they escape, Winnie quotes it. "Hello, I want my book. Bonjour, je veux mon livre."
- "I AM CALM!!"
- "Oh sister, thou art not being honesty with thyself. Huh? Huh? Come on, give us a smile."
- This is one most viewers don't realize until they take a better look at the scene. After realizing Max's "burning rain of death" is just ordinary water, the sisters decide to chase after him to get the book back. The background music being played sounds like an epic chase theme... and it's just the three of them hurrying out the front door.
- Sarah: "What a pretty spider..." *MUNCH*
- "Oh look. Another glorious morning..........makes me SICK!"
- A lot of the movie runs on Funny Background Event, and a lot of fun comes into rewatching the movie and noticing something you missed the first time due to Mary's tendency to groan and make noises, along with Sarah's fidgeting spazziness.
- Max and Binx's first interaction, while also being a (re)Establishing Character Moment.
Binx: Nice going, Max!
Max: *eyes widen* You can talk!
Binx: Yeah, no kidding!
- When Billy is brought to life and explodes out of his grave, then turns and sees three humans and a cat. They all look at each other, then scream in Billy's face in unison. Followed immediately by the zombie looking at himself, wondering what all the fuss was about. Then he notices his own gravestone and grunts as if to say, "Son of a bitch..."
- The sisters give chase to Max, Allison, Dani, and Binx, and suddenly stop at the road, not understanding the strange 'black river' in front of them. Sarah suggests that 'perhaps it is not too deep.' As she stares at the blacktop, Winnie and Mary share a look and then toss Sarah into the 'river.'
- "Thackery Binx, what took you so long?"
- "Heh, sorry, Emily. I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle."
- The part where Max tries to tell a police officer actually a guy in fancy dress, about waking the witches. Dani yells out, "He's a virgin!" which leads to a very awkward moment where the officer asks, "Are you a virgin?" The look on Max's face is priceless.
- The sisters attempting to bluff the witch-hunters.
Winifred: We're just three kindly old spinster ladies!
Mary: S-Spending a quiet evening at home!
Sarah: Sucking the lives out of little children!