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[[folder:Season 1]]
[[AC:1x01 - The Wrong Path]]

[[AC:1x02 - Eye of the Beholder]]

[[AC:1x03 - The Road to Calydon]]

[[AC:1x04 - The Festival of Dionysus]]

[[AC:1x05 Ares]]
* Hercules' DistractedByTheSexy during his arm-wrestling match with Atalanta. Atalanta then quips that he's "as much a man as he is a god."

[[AC:1x06 - As Darkness Falls]]

[[AC:1x07 - Pride Comes Before a Brawl]]

[[AC:1x08 - The March to Freedom]]

[[AC:1x09 - The Warrior Princess]]

[[AC:1x10 - Gladiator]]

[[AC:1x11 - The Vanishing Dead]]

[[AC:1x12 - The Gauntlet]]

[[AC:1x13 - Unchained Heart]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 2]]
[[AC:2x01 - The King of Thieves]]

[[AC:2x02 - All That Glitters]]

[[AC:2x03 - What's in a Name?]]

[[AC:2x04 - Siege at Naxos]]

[[AC:2x05 - Outcast]]

[[AC:2x06 - Under the Broken Sky]]

[[AC:2x07 - The Mother of All Monsters]]

[[AC:2x08 - The Other Side]]

[[AC:2x09 - The Fire Down Below]]

[[AC:2x10 - Cast a Giant Shadow]]

[[AC:2x11 - Highway to Hades]]

[[AC:2x12 - The Sword of Veracity]]

[[AC:2x13 - The Enforcer]]

[[AC:2x14 - Once a Hero]]

[[AC:2x15 - Heedless Hearts]]

[[AC:2x16 - Let the Games Begin]]
* Atalanta doing an EffortlessAmazonianLift on Herc as a surprise greeting.
** Also, her nephew's JawDrop when she takes off her ClarkKentOutfit.

[[AC:2x17 - The Apple]]

[[AC:2x18 - Promises]]

[[AC:2x19 - King for a Day]]

[[AC:2x20 - Protean Challenge]]

[[AC:2x21 - The Wedding of Alcmene]]

[[AC:2x22 - The Power]]

[[AC:2x23 - Centaur Mentor Journey]]

[[AC:2x24 - The Cave of Echoes]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 3]]
[[AC:3x01 - Mercenary]]

[[AC:3x02 - Doomsday]]

[[AC:3x03 - Love Takes a Holiday]]

[[AC:3x04 - Mummy Dearest]]

[[AC:3x05 - Not Fade Away]]

[[AC:3x06 - Monster Child in the Promised Land]]

[[AC:3x07 - The Green-Eyed Monster]]

[[AC:3x08 - Prince Hercules]]

[[AC:3x09 - A Star to Guide Them]]

[[AC:3x10 - The Lady and the Dragon]]

[[AC:3x11 - Long Live the King]]

[[AC:3x12 - Surprise]]

[[AC:3x13 - Encounter]]

[[AC:3x14 - When a Man Loves a Woman]]

[[AC:3x15 - Judgment Day]]

[[AC:3x16 - The Lost City]]

[[AC:3x17 - Les Contemptibles]]
* Jean-Pierre (Iolaus) clumsily taking off his cloak as he holds up Francois (Salmoneus) in his introductory scene, followed immediately by Robert (Hercules) swinging in, hitting Jean-Pierre, and holding up Francois.
** Jean-Pierre then berates Robert, hitting him numerous times as Robert yells in reply. His French accent makes it funnier.
* Jean-Pierre briefly misinterpreting Robert's efforts to alert him to Francois drawing his sword.
* Francois [[CurbStompBattle curb-stomping]] Jean-Pierre and Robert. If you imagine it as Salmoneus curb-stopping Hercules and Iolaus, it becomes even funnier.
* Francois punching Jean-Pierre and sending him falling to the ground as the latter attempts to rush him is utterly hysterical.
* Robert and Jean-Pierre's "Who?" in reply to Francois mentioning "Hercule."
* Robert picking his nose as Francois relates the tale of Hercules.
* Robert and Jean-Pierre taking off after hitting some French soldiers.
* Robert, Jean-Pierre, and Francois hiding in a chest and moving it across the floor.

[[AC:3x18 - Reign of Terror]]

[[AC:3x19 - The End of the Beginning]]

[[AC:3x20 - War Bride]]

[[AC:3x21 - A Rock and a Hard Place]]

[[AC:3x22 - Atlantis]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 4]]
[[AC:4x01 - Beanstalks and Bad Eggs]]

[[AC:4x02 - Hero's Heart]]

[[AC:4x03 - Regrets...I've Had a Few]]

[[AC:4x04 - Web of Desire]]

[[AC:4x05 - Stranger in a Strange World]]
* Ares showing Iolaus 2 to Hercules as he laughs.
* Iolaus 2 generally goofing off as Ares and a perplexed Hercules watch.
** Ares tells Herc: "[[TemptingFate He starts to mime, he's a dead man.]]" Cue Iolaus 2 miming, which prompts Ares to advance on him until Hercules stops him.
* Hercules pulling a StealthHiBye on Iolaus 2 in Ares's temple with a flat "Hi."
* When Iolaus mentions Alcmene to The Sovereign, The Sovereign yells "''[[MommyIssues SHE ABANDONED ME]]!!!''" and throws a temper tantrum.
** Moments later, The Sovereign, [[MoodSwinger calm again]], pulls a StealthHiBye on Iolaus.
* The petulant way The Sovereign drops Iolaus, whom he was threatening, as he consents to an audience with Aphrodite 2.
* The Sovereign [[OffhandBackhand backhanding]] Iolaus after he comments that Aphrodite 2 is all covered up.
* Iolaus's surprise that Aphrodite 2 is a shy ProperLady.
* Xena 2 being TheDitz throughout the episode.
* As The Sovereign and Xena 2 engage in some DestructoNookie, Iolaus comments "Their foreplay is gonna get me killed!"
* Apparently, in the AlternateUniverse, Hera is the Goddess of Music.
** On that note, Cupid is the God of War. [[TheDreaded Ares 2 refers to him as "that maniac" and shudders at the thought of him]] as he talks with Iolaus.
* Iolaus trying to amuse The Sovereign to prevent prisoners from being executed. Ares 2 and Aphrodite 2 are amused by Iolaus's antics and jokes. The Sovereign and Xena 2? [[NoSell Not so much]].
* Xena 2's pouty face as she complains to The Sovereign about him deciding to not execute the prisoners.
* Ares's ''very'' childish "He always liked the two of you better than me!" to Hercules and Aphrodite before going "I'm outta here!" and teleporting away.
* Aphrodite putting a blonde wig on Ares's head as part of a concerted effort to draw out the God of War.
* Xena 2 switching the bride doll with a doll of herself on the wedding cake.
* As Ares 2 officiates The Sovereign and Aphrodite 2's wedding, he pleads for someone to voice objections to the union. When one man steps up, the guards draw their swords and aim it at his neck. The Sovereign then comments "No objections."
* Xena 2 and Aphrodite 2's CatFight, which involves the two women taking turns smashing the other's head into the wedding cake.
* After Xena 2 uses her shoe much in the same way her normal counterpart uses her chakram (which is, in and of itself, a CMOF), she comments that she has more skill than she thought, then decides to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere make a break for it]].
* TheReveal that the Executioner is [[spoiler:[[TheCameo Gabrielle 2]]]], who demands to know "Where's that Trojan elephant that did this to me?"
* Hercules and Ares striking each other at the same time, sending themselves skidding across the ground.
* After Zeus opens another dimensional portal, Hercules thanks Ares for his help and runs for the portal, while Ares stays on the ground and bewilderingly asks "I helped ''him''?"
* The Sovereign's {{narm}}y BigNo as [[spoiler:he's trapped between dimensions]].
* Ares saying he hates happy endings before teleporting away with Aphrodite.
* The look on Iolaus's face when Hercules asks him if he'd look better with a beard.

[[AC:4x06 - Two Men and a Baby]]

[[AC:4x07 - Prodigal Sister]]

[[AC:4x08 - ...And Fancy Free]]

[[AC:4x09 - If I Had a Hammer...]]
* Atalanta shutting [[AmazonChaser Salmoneus]] up with a punch to the chest as Sal is talking about her physical prowess.

[[AC:4x10 - Hercules on Trial]]

[[AC:4x11 - Medea Culpa]]

[[AC:4x12 - Men in Pink]]

[[AC:4x13 - Armageddon Now, Part 1]]
* Ares and Strife's EvilCannotComprehendGood moment:
-->'''Hercules''': Don't you have ''any'' scruples?
-->'''Strife''': Eh?
-->'''Ares''': Any what?
* Ares going "Oh, the horror!" as Hercules destroys the weapons the God of War tried to give to King Tyndareus.
** Ares then gripes it took Hephaestus months to make those weapons, to which Herc replies Hephaestus needs a new hobby, like "knitting." Herc's mocking smile makes it better.
* Ares nodding insistently at Strife, '''twice''', to attack Hercules.
* Strife yelling and doing fighting moves at Hercules, who simply punches him and sends him flying backwards into Ares's arms.
** Ares then remarks "And the day started so well" and drops Strife.
* After Strife points out Callisto isn't one of them, Ares very dryly tells him "Shut up, Strife" and [[OffhandBackhand backhands him]].
** And when Strife tries to tell Ares that Callisto is playing him, BOTH Ares and Callisto tell him "Shut up, Strife!" and send him flying backwards with streams of fire.
* The Sovereign's extremely {{narm}}y cry of "DISAPPOINTED!" after Ares steals the Hind's Blood medallion.
* Ares knocking Strife on his head when he again tries to interfere between him and Callisto.
* The Sovereign falling flat on his face after being exposed to the Greek equivalent of knockout gas.
** And Iolaus briefly falling asleep.

[[AC:4x14 - Armageddon Now, Part 2]]
* In the AlternateTimeline, Iolaus finds Ares and tries to get his help against Xena, only for Ares to passionately comment about how Xena's name excites him, then asks Iolaus in a conversational tone why he'd want to stop her.
* Hercules's "Surprise!" to Callisto after he escapes from the world between worlds. Also an awesome moment.
* The Sovereign's "Very DISAPPOINTED!" after the portal to the real world closes, followed by him grumbling "[[OtherMeAnnoysMe I really hate him]]."

[[AC:4x15 - Yes, Virginia, There is a Hercules]]
* When Rob Tapert wakes from a nightmare wearing a blindfold, he worries that he's gone blind, then prays to God, saying [[ADateWithRosiePalms he'll sing in the shower instead]].
* Rob's response to Eric Gruendemann after learning about the earthquake: "I'm a producer. I don't feel anything."
* Liz Friedman's introduction includes a shot of a photo of Rob with knifes embedded into it.
* Jerry Patrick Brown's entrance involves him [[SeriousBusiness going berserk during a game of paintball]].
-->'''Jerry''': Paintball ain't just a game, soldier. It's a metaphor for life! It's survival of the fittest. Search and destroy. Kill or be killed. These are a few of my favorite things.
** When Liz calls him, Jerry asks Liz if she's on a secure line.
* Paul Robert Coyle coming onto a casino worker (and failing), then thinking the person who's calling him is a debt collector.
** He then tries to come onto Liz over the phone, only for Liz to abruptly hang up on him.
* During Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci's introduction, they're both seen clutching stuffed dolls while sleeping.
** TheReveal that Alex and Bob are living together [[spoiler:inside a closet in Renaissance Pictures' conference room]].
* Liz blowing on Paul's house of cards at the conference table.
* Jerry checking the conference room for bugs. When Liz tells him the room isn't bugged:
-->'''Jerry''': ''That''... (''points at Liz'') ...is exactly what they want you to think. (''goes to check a vase'')
** When Rob barges into the room, Jerry tries to block the door or something, only to end up getting hit in the face.
* Paul fretting over Kevin Sorbo going missing:
-->'''Paul''': No star, no show! No show, no paycheck! No paycheck, no kneecaps! I got debts!
* This lovely exchange:
-->'''Jerry''': Back in Korea, we had a saying: "You never leave a man behind."
-->'''Liz''': When were you in Korea?
-->'''Jerry''': I was there for the Olympics, missy! It was hell.
* "Davey, I'm gonna give you one last chance to prove you're not a moron."
** Rob muttering his suspicion that Davey is a dope fiend after the latter eagerly leaves to complete his task.
* When Liz suggests an episode that focuses on a strong woman, Rob tells her they can't afford Margaret Thatcher.
* As Alex points out that, without a good guy to fight, Ares wouldn't have anything to do, we get treated to a scene of Ares and Callisto doing RockPaperScissors, complete with whooshing noises. Ares loses and storms off, calling Callisto "Dumb blonde!" and Callisto childishly yelling back "Hey!"
* The male production crew humming the show's theme in the bathroom.
* Melissa Blake's over-the-top reaction after receiving word that B.S. Hollinsfoffer, the head of the studio, is on his way to the office.
** Paul frets that Hollinsoffer is gonna fire them, Jerry wields his knife and says "Bring him on, baby!", and Liz tells them both to shut up.
* Hollinsfoffer's reply to Melissa: "Say, you're a pretty good liar. Are you an executive?"
* This lovely nugget:
-->'''Hollinsfoffer''': Weekends are for Communists!
-->'''Liz''': Look what happened to them.
* Paul wussing out and tearfully admitting to Hollinsfoffer that Kevin Sorbo is missing.
** Hollinsfoffer then pushes Paul off of him, and Paul hits his head on the conference table before falling to the floor.
* Hollinsfoffer and Rob's slapping match, followed by both men slapping Alex when he tries to get them to calm down. Alex then stumbles backward into Jerry, who pushes him away. Alex's glasses fall off and he ends up [[ThanksForTheMammary accidentally groping Liz's breasts]]. Liz then decks him in the face, sending him falling over the conference table.
* After Paul pitches the idea of trapping Hercules in a vortex and The Sovereign wreaking havoc in order to compensate for Hercules's absence, Liz calls him an idiot and points out that Kevin Sorbo also played The Sovereign. Cue Paul bursting into tears.
* The male production crew [[DistractedByTheSexy going ga-ga]] over [[MsFanservice Beth Hymson]], the casting director who implies she's sleeping with her hunky gardener Johnny Pinko ("You should see the size of his weed whacker!").
* The production crew correctly guessing Johnny Pinko's question to them: "What's my motivation?"
* Alex and Bob scooch closer to Beth, who gives them a look, prompting them to scooch away.
* Johnny Pinko's over-the-top audition for Hercules.
** Made better by Beth's...[[ImmodestOrgasm over-enthuastic]] praise of his performance. All the while [[EatingTheEyeCandy Paul stares at her cleavage]].
* Other actors who audition include a Creator/SeanConnery-esque actor, a ventriloquist, a ''mime'', and an ElvisImpersonator.
** Thus snarks Liz afterward:
--->'''Liz''': Well, if we ever make a show called ''Rejects'', we'll know where to look.
* Rob proving how much of a DirtyCoward he is by challenging Jerry to a throw-down...and then grabbing Liz, holding her in front of him, and saying Jerry will have to go through her.
** Paul then bets ten bucks on Liz for the first round.
* Davey calling the studio while trying to outrun a stampede of bulls in Spain.
* Liz punching Paul when he hugs her as he freaks out.
** When Paul comes to and asks what happened:
--->'''Liz''': Aftershock. You slipped and fell on my fist.
* As Melissa prepares to cut Rob's hair, she glances from the scissors to Liz, who mouths at her "Not now."
* Melissa accidentally cutting off some of Rob's hair, and everyone's amused reactions to it.
* Apparently, Beth tried to get [[WTHCastingAgency Don Knotts to replace Sorbo as Hercules]].
* After Alex and Bob pitch their idea for "Chimpules":
-->'''Rob''': You guys sit there like vegetables for six months and the first idea you come up with is "Chimpules?!"
-->'''Alex''': Well, we were saving it for the right time.
-->'''Hollinsfoffer''': How the fu([[SoundEffectBleep bleep]]) did they get these jobs?!
* During the climatic brawl among the production staff, Liz bites Jerry's crotch, and Jerry lets out a high-pitched "Damn!"
* The very reason [[spoiler:Ares manipulated everything so the show would get canceled: So he could watch ''Series/{{Millennium}}'' in peace]].
** [[spoiler:Ares's [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe expression]] when Strife mentions he misses ''Series/CopRock''.]]
** [[spoiler:Strife moving a frozen Bob and Ares signaling for him that the position is perfect.]]

[[AC:4x16 Porkules]]

[[AC:4x17 - One Fowl Day]]
* Discord as a giant chicken prompts arguably the definitive version of the old joke ever.
-->'''Barnabus:''' [[ChickenJoke Why did the chicken cross the road?]]
-->'''Autolycus:''' To kill us all!

[[AC:4x18 - My Fair Cupcake]]

[[AC:4x19 - War Wounds]]

[[AC:4x20 - Twilight]]

[[AC:4x21 - Top God]]
* During his and Young!Hercules's fight with Ariadne's harassers, Young!Jason sticks his banana into his foe's mouth and tells him "Enjoy the rest!" before striking him.
* When Apollo mentions that Hercules' name comes up a lot whenever Zeus and Hera talk, Young!Hercules gives Young!Jason a "I told you so" wink.
* Zeus asking Young!Hercules if there's something wrong with his hearing after Hercules asks if he's Zeus.

[[AC:4x22 - Reunions]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 5]]
[[AC:5x01 - Faith]]
* [[ActionGirl Nebula]] fighting off some guys while Hercules and Iolaus just shrug and sit down until she calls for their help.

[[AC:5x02 - Descent]]

[[AC:5x03 - Resurrection]]

[[AC:5x04 - Genies and Grecians and Geeks, Oh My]]

[[AC:5x05 - Render Unto Caesar]]

[[AC:5x06 - Norse By Norsevest]]

[[AC:5x07 - Somewhere Over the Rainbow Bridge]]

[[AC:5x08 - Darkness Rising]]
* This is possibly an example of BlackComedy, but Dahak makes it clear to [[spoiler:Nebula]] that he doesn't take rejection well. At all.
-->'''Dahak''': NO! IT'S NOT OVER UNTIL I SAY IT'S OVER!
* Dahak, in [[spoiler:Iolaus]]'s body, greeting Hercules with "Boo!"
* After Hercules declares to Dahak that he isn't staying, Dahak pretends to sob how he came back from the dead just to see Hercules.
* As Dahak exposits to Hercules how he was able to enter the world despite Herc's efforts to stop him, he obviously causes creepy organ music to play in the background as he mockingly relates his tale.
** He ends the story by singing "The end!", then considers for a moment before remarking "Or maybe it's only the beginning."
* During the climatic fight, Dahak whistles at some bladed weapons as he telekinetically hurls them at Hercules.
* Herc's PreAsskickingOneLiner after Dahak mimics his voice: "Not bad, but your delivery lacked [[TalkToTheFist a certain punch]]!"

[[AC:5x09 - For Those of You Just Joining Us]]
* Rob's meeting with Hollinsfoffer at the start.
** After they watch a clip of Hercules, Iolaus, and Autolycus facing a giant chicken.
--->'''Hollinsfoffer''': Let me get this straight, Tapert...Hercules versus a chicken?\\
'''Rob''': You know, that's not fair. It was a giant chicken.
** Hollinsfoffer jabbing a cattle prod into Rob's foot, which is propped up on his desk.
** "Oh, come on, B.S. You know me better than that. I never cared about quality."
** This nugget:
--->'''Hollinsfoffer''': What is it with you and animals, anyway?\\
'''Rob''': (''concerned'') Why, what have you heard?
** "I want action! I want romance! I wanna see Salmoneus in more episodes!"
** Hollinsfoffer then orders Rob and his crew to come up with a new script by the end of the week or Rob will be selling cotton candy at an amusement park dressed as Woody Woodpecker, followed by Hollinsfoffer doing a Woody Woodpecker laugh.
** Rob challenges Hollinsfoffer, calling him "spinach beard." Cut to Rob being thrown through the doors of Hollinsfoffer's office.
* Liz going "Damn!" after Rob replies nothing's broken after being thrown out of Hollinsfoffer's office.
* This brief but lovely exchange:
-->'''Rob''': Hollinsfoffer wants a bunch of new story ideas by end of week, or it's fade out on me.\\
'''Melissa''': What's the bad news?
* The scene where Hercules, posing as Kevin Sorbo, is driving along, when Ares suddenly appears in the car with him, holding a Hercules action figure:
--> '''Ares:''' ''(high-pitched voice)'' Oh my god, it's Kevin Sorbo! ''(bites the action figure's head off)'' Oh, oh, Momma! Momma! Oh, oh! ''(tosses the figure out of the car)'' Oh, the ''humanity''!
** Before Ares shows up, Hercules is whistling the show's theme tune.
** As Hercules drives and Ares mentions "those cheesy, blue-screen effects", the background changes, showing old-time scenes involving a ''TyrannosaurusRex'', horse-racing, and fighting soldiers.
*** For bigger laughs, the horse-racing is seen behind Hercules while the soldiers scene is shown behind Ares.
** Ares hits the bottom of MotiveDecay, as he reveals what he wants from his do-gooder brother: [[TheMerch "Merchandising rights."]]
*** The resigned self-awareness in Ares's voice as he says that line makes it funnier; it's like he's saying "Yeah, I know my motives suck, but what else am I gonna do?"
** Hercules eventually boots Ares out of the car ("This is where you get off"), and Ares is heard cursing at Herc.
* Paul is nervous about the retreat:
-->'''Paul:''' I just got a call. They told us to pack our bags. They're shipping us out, aren't they? Why, Jerry?! Why?!\\
'''Rob:''' Because we've all gotta learn to work together, to be creative in a crunch, to boost overall morale. By the way, Paul, your last script sucked.\\
'''Paul:''' ''(dropping to his knees)'' I'll change my ways! I promise! I'll only drink when I'm awake! I'll tip all the showgirls!
* The looks on Paul and Jerry's faces after Rob announces they're going on a corporate retreat.
* Everyone dresses in outdoorsy clothes...except Liz, who retains her black suit.
* Sunny Day's introduction.
-->'''Sunny Day''': Well, howdy y'all, y'all. Welcome to Camp Wannachuck, where every day, you'll see a sunny day. 'Cause that's my name: Sunny Day.\\
'''Liz''': Pray for rain.
* Everyone, but ''especially'' Paul, freaking out upon meeting Norma Bates, complete with ''Film/{{Psycho}}''-style music.
* "Eeny, meeny, miny...'''DIE'''!"
* The "trust exercise" that has the rest of the production crew withdraw their arms as Rob falls to the ground.
** Rob's shoes squeaking as he turns around on the table.
** After Rob hits the ground and falls unconscious, Paul steals Rob's wallet as he checks to see if he's all right. And he does this ''in plain sight of everyone else''. Who make no move to stop him.
*** This:
---->'''Jerry''': Is he dead?\\
'''Liz''': Don't tease me.
* Iolaus's "cheesy death montage" scene. First is {{spontaneous combustion}}, then being eaten by a lizard and, finally, "[[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes the old fashioned ACME way]]."
-->'''Iolaus''': One of those days...
* When Hercules arrives, Jerry shoots up from his seat, salutes, and barks "Ten-hut!"
* Hercules pitching how to kill off Iolaus with dignity, recapping "Faith." After the clips are done, we cut back to a bawling production crew.
-->'''Jerry:''' [[ManlyTears I think I got somethin' in my eyes.]]
* Melissa telling Paul that having a conversation with him is like being in a coma without the advantages.
* As Norma looks creepily at the camera after supposedly poisoning the soup, lightning flashes...even though it's sunny outside.
* Hercules "accidentally" breaking the dining table to [[spoiler:prevent the crew from eating Sunny Day's poisoned soup]].
* After Jerry enthusiastically answers Sunny Day's question ("A true sign of character is knowing when to say, 'The buck stops here.' Which one of our illustrious presidents had that very motto on his desk?" "I know it. I know it! Our 33rd president, and a great American, Mr. Harry S. Truman!"), Liz remarks "I think they dropped the bomb in the wrong place."
* Paul freaking out in the sweat lodge, saying he can't breathe and asking Melissa to give him "mouth-to-mouth," prompting Melissa to knock him out.
** As Jerry comments on how there's nothing scarier than seeing Paul's backside, Paul farts.
** Everyone wears a towel in the sweat lodge...except Liz, who retains her black business suit.
** Rob's idea of Hercules getting in touch with his spiritual side: A clip of Hercules, his long hair tied in a ponytail, standing on someone's doorstep holding a flower and asking, in a very effeminate voice, for a donation to "the Church of Soul and Consciousness," only for said someone to slam the door in his face ("Get lost!").
** Rob considering Hercules's thoughtful answer, accompanied by the sound of wheels turning, until Hercules goes "Never mind."
** Rob's idea of "Hercules in Ireland": Hercules dressed in a kilt and playing the bagpipes, while a leprechaun dances at his feet.
--->'''Rob:''' Sometimes, I'm so brilliant, it's frightening!\\
'''Melissa:''' Well, ya got it half-right.
** [[WeNeedADistraction "Look, everyone, it's Mel Torme!"]]
* Norma Bates again startling the production crew right after Rob tells everyone they're going to stay "even if it kills us."
** [[AmbiguouslyGay Liz just gives Norma a small smile and strokes her own hair]].
** Sunny Day then shows up and chides Norma for leaving the house.
--->'''Sunny Day''': Norma, honey, you know the rules. In the closet by sundown. Now, get.
* Sunny Day then tells the gang that Norma hasn't been the same since [[Music/TheSpiceGirls Ginger Spice left the group]]. This news takes Jerry by surprise.
-->'''Jerry''': Dear God in Heaven, say it ain't so!
* After Jerry points out that Hercules's pitch doesn't account for the villain in the end and Hercules replies he left that open to build up the villain's next appearance, Paul cackles at Jerry, who [[OffhandBackhand backhands him]].
* Everyone huddling behind Hercules as they try to figure out the answer to Hercules's question. Liz doesn't even join them; she just steps into a corner by herself.
* The buzzer sound effect that's heard when Rob gives the wrong answer: "Falafel."
* Jerry doing karate moves as the cave starts to collapse.
* The {{flashback}} of Hercules coming across [[spoiler:Sunny Day, revealed to be Hollinsfoffer, singing "[[Theatre/TheMarriageOfFigaro Figaro]]" in a deep voice]].
* How Hercules figured out [[spoiler:Sunny Day is Hollinsfoffer]]: [[spoiler:Norma Bates simply slipped him a note in the sweat lodge]].
* [[spoiler:Hollinsfoffer]] growling at [[spoiler:Norma]] after [[spoiler:she handcuffs him roughly]].
* Hercules making a chatting motion as [[spoiler:Hollinsfoffer rants about his EvilPlan]].
* When Ares zaps into the cave:
-->'''Rob''': Oh...
-->'''Liz''': My...
-->'''Jerry''': (''happily'') God...
-->'''Melissa''': Of...
-->'''Paul''': War! (''passes out'')
* "You haven't heard the last of me! Wherever there's television, there'll always be [[spoiler:B.S.]]!"
* Ares pulling an IAlwaysWantedToSayThat on [[spoiler:Hollinsfoffer]] by telling him "You will never work in this town again!"
* Jerry expressing it's "kinda comforting" that the God of War is real.

[[AC:5x10 - Let There Be Light]]
* Dahak's response to Hercules overturning a table in one of his temples.
-->'''Dahak''': The maid doesn't come until tomorrow.
* Dahak's religious gathering strongly resembles something one would see in a Western-world Christian church, complete with organ music and a lively choir. Dahak even speaks with a Southern accent as he preaches to his congregation.
* Hercules's greeting to Dahak during his BigDamnHeroes moment:
-->'''Hercules''': Hi, Dahak. Now it's your turn to pray.
* Herc's BondOneLiner to Dahak as he prepares to use the mystical gem against him:
-->'''Hercules''': Oh, lighten up!

[[AC:5x11 Redemption]]
* Ares's failed attempt to attack Nebula and Morrigan.
-->'''Ares''': (''as his zap pops out'') Oh, great.
-->'''Nebula''': Don't worry. Happens to all men sooner or later.
* Ares hurting his ankle after he jumps down from his perch, then hiding behind a statue of himself.
** Nebula then asking him "You ''are'' Ares, right?"
* After a bunch of Dahak's followers burst into the temple:
-->'''Nebula''': I've heard of religious conviction, but this is ridiculous.
* As Ares flees with Nebula and Morrigan, he takes a moment to turn back and tell his pursuers "You're all on my list!", prompting Nebula to grab and pull him away with her.
* Ares laughing as Nebula and Morrigan wisely haul ass away from Dahak's worshipers after he turns them on the two women.

[[AC:5x12 - Sky High]]

[[AC:5x13 - Stranger and Stranger]]
* Iolaus 2 freaking out after learning the original Iolaus is dead.
* Iolaus 2 refuses to go with Hercules, then The Sovereign begins to stir and he changes his mind.
* Ares 2 checking himself out in a mirror and asking "Does this outfit make my butt look big?"
* Nebula 2 dissolving into tears and complaining that no one "likes me for me!"
* Nebula 2 welcoming Hercules (posing as The Sovereign) and flirting with him a bit...then punching him, demanding to know where he's been and grousing about his absence as she pushes him repeatedly.
-->'''Nebula 2''': Where have you been?! Every day without you has been an eternity, every eternity an infinity, every infinity--
-->'''Hercules''': Hey! I get your point!
** She then executes a GroinAttack on Hercules, complete with a cartoonish squeak and Herc going "Hello!" with the funniest stunned expression on his face.
*** When Nebula lets go of Hercules's...goods, another squeak is heard.
* Hercules tossing Falafel out of the window to maintain his guise as The Sovereign.
* Hercules ending up in a suggestive position on a statue after Nebula 2 pushes him across the room.
* [[MassOhCrap Everyone else vacating the room]] the moment Nebula 2 [[WhipItGood breaks out her whip]].
* Nebula 2 hissing at Iolaus 2 as she's escorted away by guards.
* Ares 2, observing Ares and Nebula 2 arguing, asking "Why can't we all get along?" as he sheds a SingleTear.
* Nebula 2's over-the-top grief after Ares informs her that the real Sovereign is dead, as well as Ares's disgusted assumption that she cares for "that clown." Followed by this:
-->'''Nebula 2''': No! [[AllWomenAreLustful I just thought I was gonna get lucky tonight!]]
-->(''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Ares turns away in exasperation]]'')
* Hercules asks Ares 2 to distract the original Ares. Ares 2 tries to point out that he's a "[[TheMatchmaker lover, not a fighter]]." But when put on the spot, this inspires him to use his talent by getting Nebula 2 to fall for Ares...''hard''. It's safe to say that Ares is [[DistractedByTheSexy pretty distracted]].
** As Nebula 2 and Ares start to get it on (complete with [[ImmodestOrgasm grunts and cat sounds]]), Ares 2's initial joy turns to revulsion and [[HeadTiltinglyKinky he turns away]], saying "I can't bear to look"...but then glances back.
** Ares' reaction when he learns what his double has done.
--->'''Ares''': You! I owe you for this!
*** Ares 2 yelping like a girl and teleporting away when Ares throws a vase at him.
* Hercules punching Ares and sending him flying in and out through various doors.
* Hercules commenting that [[{{Stripperific}} Nebula 2]] would look better in a jail cell.

[[AC:5x14 - Just Passing Through]]

[[AC:5x15 - Greece is Burning]]

[[AC:5x16 - We'll Always Have Cyprus]]

[[AC:5x17 - The Academy]]

[[AC:5x18 - Love on the Rocks]]

[[AC:5x19 - Once Upon a Future King]]

[[AC:5x20 - Fade Out]]

[[AC:5x21 - My Best Girl's Wedding]]

[[AC:5x22 Revelations]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 6]]
[[AC:6x01 - Be Deviled]]

[[AC:6x02 - Love, Amazon Style]]
* As a ContinuityNod, Iolaus off-handedly asks Hercules if he knows what happened to [[HonestJohnsDealership Salmoneus]]. Herc quickly says "Yeah, he got arrested for tax fraud" and they go on with the episode.

[[AC:6x03 - Rebel With a Cause]]

[[AC:6x04 - Darkness Visible]]

[[AC:6x05 - Hercules, Tramps & Thieves]]

[[AC:6x06 - City of the Dead]]

[[AC:6x07 - A Wicked Good Time]]

[[AC:6x08 - Full Circle]]
* Hercules and Iolaus find a village under attack by a rather goofy-looking monster conjured by [[RealityWarper Evander]]. The monster, at one point, breathes '''bubbles''' after it originally spewed flames.
* After Herc and Iolaus wake up to find Evander missing, Ares greets them by calling them "The two stooges."
* Herc and Iolaus's doomsday scenario conversation:
-->'''Iolaus''': Well, if you're so fed up with the gods, why don't we let them just destroy Olympus?
-->'''Hercules''': Remember my theory about the seasons?
-->'''Iolaus''': Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The sun revolves around the Earth. What's that got to do with Olympus?
-->'''Hercules''': Well, Olympus is supported by a pillar that runs right into the center of the Earth. If Atlas manages to break the pillar, Olympus will come crashing down.
-->'''Iolaus''': So?
-->'''Hercules''': So if Olympus falls, it'll hit the ground with the force of a comet.
-->'''Iolaus''': A what?
-->'''Hercules''': A comet. I'll explain later. Olympus will knock the Earth right out of its orbit.
-->'''Iolaus''': Wait. So if the Earth gets knocked too close to the sun--
-->'''Hercules''': We'll fry.
-->'''Iolaus''': And if it goes too far--
-->'''Hercules''': We'll freeze.
-->'''Iolaus''': (''{{beat}}'') Why are you wasting time explaining this to me?! Come on! (''heads off'')
* Ares affectionately saying "I love you, Mom" after watching Hera do something.
* At the end, Ares appears to Hercules and Iolaus to gripe about Zeus and Hera getting back together.
-->'''Ares''': I hope you're happy! Because of you, Hera and Zeus are gonna get back together again!
-->'''Hercules''': And this upsets you. Unbelievable.
-->'''Ares''': Because everything I ever learned about hate and greed and envy and spite, I learned from Hera! (''looks up at the sky'') ''[[SuddenlyShouting ARE THERE NO MORE HEROES]]''?!
** Followed by Herc [[TheGadfly taunting Ares by telling him he still has him and Iolaus, followed by the two of them making absolutely goofy smiles]], prompting the God of War to [[VomitDiscretionShot vomit in disgust]].
** Ares then tries to threaten his demigod brother, only for Hercules and Iolaus to cut him off by mimicking him.
--->'''Ares''': You mark my words--
--->'''Hercules''': "You'll pay for this, Hercules."
--->'''Iolaus''': "We'll meet again, little brother."
--->'''Hercules''': "You're on my list, Hercules!"
*** The whole thing ends with Ares heading off, sniffling, before he disappears.
*** Then Herc notes "I think we hurt his feelings."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:General/Unsorted]]
* Any scene where Salmoneus shows up, or even gets mentioned, can split your sides.
[[/folder]]
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