* Atalanta may have appeared in only three episodes, but those three episodes ''all'' had funny moments.
** "Ares" has Hercules DistractedByTheSexy during their arm-wrestling match. Atalanta then quips that he's "as much a man as he is a god".
** "Let The Games Begin" has her doing an EffortlessAmazonianLift on Herc as a surprise greeting. Oh, and her nephew's JawDrop when she takes off her ClarkKentOutfit.
** "If I Had a Hammer" has her shutting [[AmazonChaser Salmoneus]] up with a punch to the chest as Sal was talking about her physical prowess.
* Talking about Salmoneus, any scene where he shows up (or even gets mentioned) can split your sides.
* "Les Contemptibles":
** Jean-Pierre (Iolaus) clumsily taking off his cloak as he holds up Francois (Salmoneus) in his introductory scene, followed immediately by Robert (Hercules) swinging in, hitting Jean-Pierre, and holding up Francois.
*** Jean-Pierre then berates Robert, even hitting him numerous times as Robert yells in reply. His French accent makes it funnier.
** Jean-Pierre briefly misinterpreting Robert's efforts to get him to notice Francois drawing his sword.
** Francois [[CurbStompBattle curb-stomping]] Jean-Pierre and Robert.
** Francois punching Jean-Pierre and sending him falling to the ground as the latter attempts to rush him is utterly hysterical.
** Robert and Jean-Pierre's "Who?" in reply to Francois mentioned "Hercule."
** Robert picking his nose as Francois relates the tale of Hercules.
** Robert and Jean-Pierre taking off after hitting some French soldiers.
** Robert, Jean-Pierre, and Francois hiding in a chest and moving it across the floor.
* "One Fowl Day" features Discord as a giant chicken and prompts arguably the definitive version of the old joke ever.
-->'''Barnabus:''' [[ChickenJoke Why did the chicken cross the road?]]
-->'''Autolycus:''' To kill us all!
* "Stranger in a Strange World":
** Ares showing Iolaus 2 to Hercules as he laughs.
** Iolaus 2 generally goofing off as Ares and a perplexed Hercules watch.
** Ares tells Herc: "[[TemptingFate He starts to mime, he's a dead man.]]" Cue Iolaus 2 miming. Ares then advances on him, only to be stopped by Hercules.
** Hercules pulling a StealthHiBye on Iolaus 2 in the temple ("Hi").
** When Iolaus mentions Alcmene to The Sovereign, The Sovereign yells "''[[MommyIssues SHE ABANDONED ME]]!!!''" and throws a temper tantrum.
*** Moments later, The Sovereign, [[MoodSwinger calm again]], pulls a StealthHiBye on Iolaus.
** The petulant way The Sovereign drops Iolaus, whom he was threatening, as he consents to an audience with Aphrodite 2.
** The Sovereign [[OffhandBackhand backhanding]] Iolaus after he comments that Aphrodite 2 is all covered up.
** Iolaus's surprise that Aphrodite 2 is a shy ProperLady.
** Xena 2 being TheDitz throughout the episode.
** As The Sovereign and Xena 2 engage in some DestructoNookie, Iolaus comments "Their foreplay is gonna get me killed!"
** Apparently, in the AlternateUniverse, Hera is the Goddess of Music.
*** On that note, Cupid is the God of War. [[TheDreaded Ares 2 refers to him as "that maniac" and shudders at the thought of him]] as he talks with Iolaus.
** Iolaus trying to amuse The Sovereign to prevent prisoners from being executed. Ares 2 and Aphrodite 2 are amused by Iolaus's antics and jokes. The Sovereign and Xena 2? [[NoSell Not so much]].
** Xena 2's pouty face as she complains to The Sovereign about deciding to not execute the prisoners.
** Ares's ''very'' childish "He always liked the two of you better than me!" to Hercules and Aphrodite before going "I'm outta here!" and teleporting away.
** Aphrodite putting a blonde wig on Ares's head as part of a concerted effort to draw out the God of War.
** Xena 2 switching the bride doll with a doll of herself on the wedding cake.
** As Ares 2 officiates The Sovereign and Aphrodite 2's wedding, he pleads for someone to voice objections to the union. When one man steps up, the guards draw their swords and aim it at his neck. The Sovereign then comments "No objections."
** Xena 2 and Aphrodite 2's CatFight, which involves the two women taking turns smashing the other's head into the wedding cake.
** After Xena 2 uses her shoe much in the same way her normal counterpart uses her chakram (which is, in and of itself, a CMOF), she comments that she has more skill than she thought, then decides to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere make a break for it]].
** TheReveal that the Executioner is [[spoiler:[[TheCameo Gabrielle 2]]]], who demands to know "Where's that Trojan elephant that did this to me?"
** Hercules and Ares striking each other at the same time, sending themselves skidding across the ground.
** After Zeus opens another dimensional portal, Hercules thanks Ares for his help and runs for the portal, while Ares stays on the ground and bewilderingly asks "I helped ''him''?"
** The Sovereign's {{narm}}y BigNo as [[spoiler:he's trapped between dimensions]].
** Ares saying he hates happy endings before teleporting away with Aphrodite.
** The look on Iolaus's face when Hercules asks him if he'd look better with a beard.
* Hercules asks Ares' alternate-universe twin to distract the original Ares. Ares 2 tries to point out that he's a [[TheMatchmaker "lover, not a fighter"]]. But when put on the spot, this inspires him to use his talent by getting Ares' henchwoman to fall for Ares... ''hard'', I'd say Ares was pretty distracted.
** Ares' reaction when he learns what his double has done.
--->"You! I owe you for this!"
* "Yes, Virginia, There is a Hercules" serves up funny moment after funny moment.
** Jerry Patrick Brown's entrance involves him [[SeriousBusiness going berserk during a game of paintball]].
--->'''Jerry''': Paintball ain't just a game, soldier. It's a metaphor for life!
** TheReveal that Alex Kurtzman and Bob Orci are living together [[spoiler:inside a closet in Renaissance Pictures' meeting room]].
** Paul Robert Coyle fretting over Kevin Sorbo going missing:
--->'''Paul''': No star, no show! No show, no paycheck! No paycheck, no kneecaps! I got debts!
** This lovely exchange:
--->'''Jerry''': Back in Korea, we had a saying: "You never leave a man behind."
--->'''Liz''': When were you in Korea?
--->'''Jerry''': I was there for the Olympics, missy! It was hell.
** The male production crew humming the show's theme in the bathroom.
** After Alex and Bob pitch their idea for "Chimpules":
--->'''Rob''': You guys sit there like vegetables for six months and the first idea you come up with is "Chimpules?!"
--->'''Alex''': Well, we were saving it for the right time.
--->'''Hollinsfoffer''': How the fu([[SoundEffectBleep bleep]]) did they get these jobs?!
** The male production crew [[DistractedByTheSexy going ga-ga]] over [[MsFanservice Beth Hymson]], the casting director who implies she's sleeping with her hunky gardener Johnny Pinko ("You should see the size of his weed whacker!").
** Pinko's audition for Hercules.
** The montage of other men auditioning to replace Sorbo as Hercules. One is an ElvisImpersonator and another is a ''mime''.
** The very reason [[spoiler:Ares manipulated everything so the show would get canceled: So he could watch ''Series/{{Millennium}}'' in peace]].
* "Faith" [[DownerEnding ends on a pretty low note]], but still manages to sneak in a hysterical moment early on with [[ActionGirl Nebula]] fighting off some guys while Herc and Iolaus just shrug and sit down until Nebula calls for their help.
* "For Those of You Just Joining Us" is full of these moments:
** Tapert's meeting with Hollinsfoffer at the start.
--->'''Hollinsfoffer''': What is it with you and animals, anyway?\\
'''Rob''': Why, what have you heard?
*** "I want action! I want romance! I wanna see Salmoneus in more episodes!"
*** Hollinsfoffer orders Rob and his crew to come up with a new script by the end of the week or Rob will be selling cotton candy at an amusement park dressed as Woody Woodpecker, followed by Hollinsfoffer doing a Woody Woodpecker laugh.
*** Rob challenges Hollinsfoffer, calling him "spinach beard." Cut to Rob being thrown through the doors of Hollinsfoffer's office.
** The scene where Hercules, posing as Kevin Sorbo, is driving along, when Ares suddenly appears in the car with him, holding a Hercules action figure:
---> '''Ares:''' ''(high-pitched voice)'' Oh my god, it's Kevin Sorbo! ''(bites the action figure's head off)'' Oh, oh, Momma! Momma! Oh, oh! ''(tosses the figure out of the car)'' Oh, the ''humanity''!
*** As Hercules drives, the background changes from one showing a TyrannosaurusRex to other scenes.
*** Ares hits the bottom of MotiveDecay, as he reveals what he wants from his do-gooder brother: [[TheMerch "Merchandising rights."]]
*** The resigned self-awareness in Ares's voice as he says that line makes it funnier; it's like he's saying "Yeah, I know my motives suck, but what else am I gonna do?"
*** Hercules eventually boots Ares out of the car ("This is where you get off"), and Ares is heard cursing at Herc.
** Paul is nervous about the retreat:
--->'''Paul:''' I just got a call. They told us to pack our bags. They're shipping us out, aren't they? Why, Jerry?! Why?!\\
'''Rob:''' Because we've all gotta learn to work together, to be creative in a crunch, to boost overall morale. By the way, Paul, your last script sucked.\\
'''Paul:''' ''(dropping to his knees)'' I'll change my ways! I promise! I'll only drink when I'm awake! I'll tip all the show girls!
** Everyone, but ''especially'' Paul, freaking out upon meeting Norma Bates, complete with ''Film/{{Psycho}}''-style music.
** "Eeny, meeny, miny...'''DIE'''!"
** The "trust exercise" that has the rest of the production crew withdraw their arms as Rob falls to the ground.
** Iolaus's "cheesy death montage" scene. First is {{spontaneous combustion}}, then being eaten by a lizard and, finally, "[[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes the old fashioned ACME way]]."
--->'''Iolaus''': One of those days...
** Hercules pitching how to kill off Iolaus with dignity, recapping "Faith." After the clips are done, we cut back to a bawling production crew.
--->'''Jerry:''' [[ManlyTears I think I got somethin' in my eyes.]]
** Hercules "accidentally" breaking the dining table to [[spoiler:prevent the crew from eating Sunny Day's poisoned soup]].
** Paul freaking out in the sweat lodge, saying he can't breathe and asking Melissa to give him "mouth-to-mouth," prompting Melissa to knock him out.
*** As Jerry comments on how there's nothing scarier than seeing Paul's backside, Paul farts.
*** Everyone wears a towel in the sweat lodge...except Liz, who retains her black business suit.
*** Rob's idea of "Hercules in Ireland": Hercules dressed in a kilt and playing the bagpipes, while a leprechaun dances at his feet.
---->'''Rob:''' Sometimes, I'm so brilliant, it's frightening!\\
'''Melissa:''' Well, ya got it half-right.
*** [[WeNeedADistraction "Look, everyone, it's Mel Torme!"]]
** The {{flashback}} of Hercules coming across [[spoiler:Sunny Day, revealed to be Hollinsfoffer, singing "[[Theatre/TheMarriageOfFigaro Figaro]]" in a deep voice]].
** How Hercules figured out [[spoiler:Sunny Day is Hollinsfoffer]]: [[spoiler:Norma Bates simply slipped him a note in the sweat lodge]].
** "You haven't heard the last of me! Wherever there's television, there'll always be [[spoiler:B.S.]]!"
** Ares pulling an IAlwaysWantedToSayThat on [[spoiler:Hollinsfoffer]] by telling him "You will never work in this town again!"
* "Love, Amazon Style." As a ContinuityNod, Iolaus off-handedly asks Hercules if he knows what happened to [[HonestJohnsDealership Salmoneus]]. Herc quickly says "Yeah, he got arrested for tax fraud" and they go on with the episode.
* "Full Circle":
** Hercules and Iolaus find a village under attack by a rather goofy-looking monster conjured by [[RealityWarper Evander]]. The monster, at one point, breathes '''bubbles''' after it originally spewed flames.
** After Herc and Iolaus wake up to find Evander missing, Ares greets them by calling them "The two stooges."
** Herc and Iolaus's doomsday scenario conversation:
--->'''Iolaus''': Well, if you're so fed up with the gods, why don't we let them just destroy Olympus?
--->'''Hercules''': Remember my theory about the seasons?
--->'''Iolaus''': Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The sun revolves around the Earth. What's that got to do with Olympus?
--->'''Hercules''': Well, Olympus is supported by a pillar that runs right into the center of the Earth. If Atlas manages to break the pillar, Olympus will come crashing down.
--->'''Iolaus''': So?
--->'''Hercules''': So if Olympus falls, it'll hit the ground with the force of a comet.
--->'''Iolaus''': A what?
--->'''Hercules''': A comet. I'll explain later. Olympus will knock the Earth right out of its orbit.
--->'''Iolaus''': Wait. So if the Earth gets knocked too close to the sun--
--->'''Hercules''': We'll fry.
--->'''Iolaus''': And if it goes too far--
--->'''Hercules''': We'll freeze.
--->'''Iolaus''': (''{{beat}}'') Why are you wasting time explaining this to me?! Come on! (''heads off'')
** At the end, Ares appears to Hercules and Iolaus to gripe about Zeus and Hera getting back together.
--->'''Ares''': I hope you're happy! Because of you, Hera and Zeus are gonna get back together again!
--->'''Hercules''': And this upsets you. Unbelievable.
--->'''Ares''': Because everything I ever learned about hate and greed and envy and spite, I learned from Hera! (''looks up at the sky'') ''[[SuddenlyShouting ARE THERE NO MORE HEROES]]''?!
*** Followed by Herc [[TheGadfly taunting Ares by telling him he still has him and Iolaus, followed by the two of them making absolutely goofy smiles]], prompting the God of War to [[VomitDiscretionShot vomit in disgust]].
*** Ares then tries to threaten his demigod brother, only for Hercules and Iolaus to cut him off by mimicking him.
---->'''Ares''': You mark my words--
---->'''Hercules''': "You'll pay for this, Hercules."
---->'''Iolaus''': "We'll meet again, little brother."
---->'''Hercules''': "You're on my list, Hercules!"
*** The whole thing ends with Ares heading off, sniffling, before he disappears.
*** Then Herc notes "I think we hurt his feelings."
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