Funny / Her Alibi

• After the dinner party and trip to the hospital for a stomach pump, the wife of Blackwood's editor says, "I've never had anything that big down my throat before." and her husband replies, "That's not what I've heard."
• Phillip has just been Shot in the Ass with an arrow when a detective calls him on the phone and thinks that Phillip and Nina are having sex after listening to Phillip make agonized yelps and say things like "it's coming," and "don't touch the shaft," as they try to get the arrow out.
• Every Unreliable Voiceover scene where Phillip has a Humiliation Conga experience while narrating the Purple Prose adventures of his Marty Stu literary hero, such as claiming he and his diminutive literary agent Sam-who he calls a hulking bodyguard-are wearing fancy tuxedos during The Infiltration when they are really dressed in clown costumes.