Funny / Have Space Suit – Will Travel

• Kip coming up with a nickname for the space suit, "Oscar".
  • ("Swell!")
  • That, and every time Oscar calls Kip "Old chum".
• Peewee gets defensive about Madam Pompadour, the doll she always carries around with her. Even claiming at one point that she's a "conditioned reflex" necessary to help her get to sleep. Kip's response:
  Kip: I don't care how you get to sleep. Personally, I hit myself over the head with a hammer.
• Kip when Peewee demands he search the spaceship for the Mother Thing: "I'd have done it for another Human, even a stranger with halitosis. I'd have done it for a cat or dog, all be it reluctantly -" but he draws the line at bug-eyed monsters. Until he meets her.
• Kip manages to talk to a Late Imperial-period Roman by splitting the difference between his Spanish and his Latin, although he does fumble when he calls Iunio his 'amigo'.
  Iunio: And don't call me 'amico'; I'm a Roman citizen - so don't get gay.
• Professor Reisfeld referring to Professors Giomi and Bruck as the "Stratosphere Twins".
• How Kip deals with the annoying Jerk Jock Ace Quiggle at the end. Also counts as an Awesome Moment.
  Ace: Smart guy, eh? Don't you know the costumer is always right?
  Kip: Always?
  Ace: He certainly is. See that you remember it. Hurry up with that malt!
  Kip: Yes Ace. (gives Ace his chocolate malt, Ace shoves the money for it to Kip, who slides it back) This is on the house. (throws the malt in Ace's face)

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