Funny / Fuzzy Knights

• "It is recorded in the local histories as 'The Day of a Thousand Lightning Bolts.'"
• "Basically you managed to inflict a Total Party Kill at an ordinary every day picnic. Yep, I'd say the system is pretty much right on the money for realism."
• The "summoning Kachooloo" arc. Pretty much the entire thing. Especially when they use Kachooloo as a baseball after he's summoned.
• ""Ach! Get behind me, Satan! I'll cover you!"
• "Are you giving me lip, Mr. Pompadoodle? I swear I'll drink your sweet nourishing brains if you give me any more lip!" "Leave it to Ben to go insane from solitude in a room full of people."
• "I never thought I'd find a use for that suicide bolt!"
  • It gets funnier when it turns out that they end up replaying that adventure during the Tournament, and Ben trying to do the same plan... although this time, Captain's the GM, and he's not buying it.
• One of the KODT Magazine strips (the one from issue 116, if you're curious). Highlights include:
  • The discussion of a previous adventure, which answered a long-standing question Target had about what evil wizards do while staying in their towers. The one they encountered was having a party with sexy summoned babes.
  Target: No one said Arcane Power didn't have its perks.
  • On the same adventure, Ben managed to reach second level by killing off an unarmed Swedish Bikini Team.
  • Topping it off, once they get to the current adventure, Target volunteers to enter the dungeon first...and immediately falls into a spike pit trap. Ben goes to help him and...it escalates from there.
  Mossfoot: Okay, Violet's elf died of internal injuries, Ben's burnt to a crisp, and after fumbling your Dex check and falling back down yet again, Target's finally achieved his lifelong ambition of impersonating a pin cushion.
• "WHO IS THIS GEORGE AND WHY IS HE STEALING MY EPs?!"