History Funny / FiveNightsAtFuckboys

-->[-Cranky's advice: Git Gud.-]

** Once you defeat Cranky Kong as BonusBoss, it's ''Freddy'' telling ''him'' to git gud.

* Springtrap's reaction to the '90s Endoskeleton BonusBoss fight. Springtrap asks if the Endoskeleton is supposed to be "a shitty fan character or something," along with saying "Freddy and friend's new budget buddy," implying that this incarnation of the Freddy's chain is so cheap they use costume-less robots as part of their attractions.

** Even funnier in the CompilationRerelease, when it's revealed that the camera in the office turns out to be the EldritchAbomination that [[InterfaceScrew makes the entire game glitch]] with its mere presence.

** "Your current form leaves much to be desired.. weak... frail... pitiful and fragile... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking also it fucking sucks]]."
** "Devour my excrement undead partywear"
** "Anyway fuck your shit inhale etc."
* "FREDDY MY FUCKING SOUL IS GONE."

-->'''Springtrap:''' Yes. Here we are. Now for my dramatic entrance. The plan is almost complete.
* In the previous games, [[InsurmountableWaistHighFence inaccessable areas]] were justified or at least handwaved by Freddy. Here, Springtrap just says no if he doesn't want to go somewhere. The one time he gives any firther elaboration is if the door leads outside the building.

-->'''Springtrap:''' "Fine Jesus Christ I'm sick of your shit already."

* If Springtrap leaves the building, he gets caught in a car crash. Then several more car crashes ensue afterwards. The real kicker is Springtrap's reaction: [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction "Ouch"]].

* In the CompilationRerelease, all cameras have been given variety. Some have a status effect for the entire battle, others excel in certain stats (like damage or speed)...but the Supply Closet Camera is a ZeroEffortBoss who possesses much less health than the other cameras, all damage done to it becomes critical, and its only attack is to "make an attempt" that will ''[[EpicFail heal your party members]]''. You'll almost feel bad for destroying it.

[[folder:''Golden Freddy's Debauchery Simulator 1986'']]
* A serious case of [[BorrowedCatchphrase catchphrase borrowing]] from both Gooby Frooby and Ass, who provide their own spin on "IT'S TIME TO YIFF SOME DICKS."
-->'''Gooby Frooby:''' IT'S TIME TO FONDLE SOME COCKS
-->'''Ass:''' IT'S TIME TO COPULATE WITH SOME DONGS
* Balloon Boy [[MasteroftheMixedMessage flip-flopping]] on sending Ass to kill Golden Freddy, instead putting up an electrical fence to prevent Golden Freddy from re-entering the 3D printer room.
-->'''Golden Freddy:''' SO YOU TELL A COSMIC DEMON TO KILL ME, BUT THEN STOP HIM FROM KILLING ME WITH ELECTRICAL FENCING. YOU ARE SENDING MIXED MESSAGES.
* The entirety of this conversation between Golden Freddy and the Nightmare Core, the source of Plushtrap/Lockbird's satan energy, in the [[TheVeryDefinitelyFinalDungeon final dungeon]] aptly named Hell in the game's files.
-->'''Nightmare Core:''' ello
-->'''Golden Freddy:''' ARE YOU THE SOURCE OF ALL OF ENRAGEMENT PLUSH'S SATAN ENERGY.
-->'''Nightmare Core:''' i guess
-->'''Golden Freddy:''' FUCK YOU.
[[/folder]]

--> '''Springtrap''': i have a debilitating fear of open spaces. i cannot exit.
* When interacting with arcade machines in Act One. "Fuck yes let's do this. ...Wait. Fuck. It needs quarters. I have tokens. God dammit."

-->"Fuck my life. It's locked, five times over. This isn't just security, [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants this is advanced security.]] [[OneLinerNameOneLiner One day, office. One day.]]"

* The two Freddys' entire dialog with each other. Golden Freddy immediately attempts to yiff his dick, only Freddy turns down the fight as he's seeking advice. GF ignores him and [[SensoryAbuse boosts the volume of his fight music]]. Freddy [[LoudnessWar responds in kind]], before admitting that [[HopelessBossFight Night XXX!Golden Freddy]] and his satanic party hats are undefeatable. Freddy then asks him how to find his teammates, and Golden Freddy reveals he might have [[BreakingTheFourthWall triggered an event flag]]. Freddy is declared the winner of the fight, and instead of EXP, he merely has "a good experience."

* In the previous games, [[InsurmountableWaistHighFence inaccessable areas]] were justified or at least handwaved by Freddy. Here, Springtrap just says no if he doesn't want to go somewhere.

* Springtrap has to through the same thing Freddy did in ''2'' with Phantom Mangle.

** Taken [[UpToEleven up to eleven and beyond]] when you see that one of Scott's games is ''[[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddysWorld an RPG of all the Fazbear characters]].'' It's LighterAndSofter, certainly, but the fact the there are two Freddy [=RPGs=] out there (and the unofficial one came out first) is too hilarious to ''not'' notice, although Scott himself confirmed that the series is not what inspired him to create said game.

* Toy Freddy has to fight a boss [[DuelBoss by himself]] before leaving the sewers the first time. That boss? ''[[VideoGame/MegaMan9 Splash Woman]]''. Made even better by the fact that they apparently used to ''date'', and that the credits reveal that they're Vile's parents.

*** If you catch the "bad fish", you may also catch a Trashy Figurine (which is [[TakeThat the Funko Pop! figurine of Toy Freddy]]), a "product of videogaming" (a gun aimed at the player; once fished out, it plays a sound of multiple gunshots), or...a [[TheGoomba Streamer α]], complete with the enemy encounter sound (though the flavor text denies the battle, stating "...not today").

* When finding the Kitchen Key to recruit Chica, there's a very rare chance that the chest will not have a key (or you can hold Q while opening the chest, which would also result in the lack of key). What follows is Freddy showing the player [[MadeOfExplodium what his definition]] of [[EarthShatteringKaboom "I'm going to shit"]] is.

'''Protection Hat β:''' (fought in the bathrooms) This hat was simply trying to take a shit. [[YouBastard However, you so rudely interrupted it.]]\\
'''Protection Hat γ:''' (fought in the [[StealthPun Supply Closet]]) This enemy [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything has yet to come out as a protection hat]].\\

* ARE YOU READY FOR FREDDY\\
[[VillainEpisode TOO FUCKING BAD]]

-->SUCCUMB TO MY DARK MAGIC YOU SHITFUCKING ASS TABLE

--->Fuck being hip with the kids.
--->[[PreAssKickingOneLiner I'll tear off your head and shit down your throat]].[[note]]That line is almost word-for-word the same line Duke says in ''VideoGame/DukeNukem3D'' to the Overlord.[[/note]]

* "no puppet man that's illegal"
** "puppet man i'm sick of your shit"
* "It is time for the trifecta of the gods. Sex. Drugs. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And that amazing sound it makes when you twist your back in the morning.]]"

** Even funnier in the CompilationRerelease, when it's revealed that the camera in the office turns out to be the EldritchAbomination that [[OminousVisualGlitch makes the entire game glitch]] with its mere presence, and in the final battle in the glitchy dimension, it takes its true form that looks like [[Franchise/DragonBall Goku]] made of cameras, gloating to Toy Freddy about preparing to destroy him, as Toy Freddy responds to every single taunt with nonchalant "i fucking hate you".

%%[[folder:''2, Q Scenario'']]
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* "Stop. These presents can only be opened by the Lord Michael. Jackson." Come the Save Import Scenario, ''he isn't joking''.
* When you first encounter Mangle, she plays a constant static sound in the room, as she does in ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys2''. Once you finally recruit her, she still makes the static sound, until...
-->'''Toy Freddy''': Mangle your song fucking sucks. Is this what you define as music? [[LittleNo no.]]\\
'''Mangle''': Freddy... I want to be hip with the kids...\\
'''Toy Freddy''': You disgust me. *Punches Mangle, making the static stop*

* "Wait. Why the FUCK is there a camera in the office? Uh... anyway... engage the camera motherfucker."

* If the office camera is defeated last, BB will tell the party to get into the office when he reveals his plan. Toy Freddy says they are already in the office, BB says they aren't, and teleports the party to the main hall.

* In the CompilationRerelease, all cameras have been given variety. Some have a status effect for the entire battle, others excel in certain stats (like damage or speed)...but the Supply Closet camera is a ZeroEffortBoss who possesses much less health than the other cameras, all damage done to it becomes critical, and its only attack is to "make an attempt" that will ''[[EpicFail heal your party members]]''. You'll almost feel bad for destroying it.

* The conversation with Bonnie about his missing head, especially with how "you want me" is split from "to go find your fucking head".
* After burning down Pirate Cove, Freddy says "R.I.P. Pirate Cove." Except it's written and said as "Rip Pirate Cove." Saying "rest in peace" as "rip" will then become a RunningGag.
* "This is where they keep the cakes, but it's also where I praise the dark lord {{Satan}}."
* Freddy's reaction to [[TimedMission the Puppet.]] And his "Thank fuck" whenever resetting the timer.
* "I'm going to punch the fuck out of this door until it opens. Punch. Punch. Punch. [[OverlyLongGag Punchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunch]]..."
** "[[HopeSpot Okay this isn't working]]"
** ...Until you punch it 100 times and get the [[InfinityPlusOneSword Dragon Dildo]]. No, seriously, The [[PhallicWeapon Dick of a Dragon]], which is the ultimate weapon, just falls out of a door for no reason.
* Occasionally, you'll find Balloon Boy on the stage. If you interact with him, he'll ask you to buy from him, only for Mangle to suddenly descend from the ceiling and [[YourHeadASplode tear his head off.]] The reactions from the gang really make it:
-->'''Foxy''': What the fuck?[[note]]Can be doubly funny as this will mirror most new players' reactions.[[/note]]
-->'''Freddy''': rip Enragement Child.
* When finding the Kitchen Key to recruit Chica, you can hold Q while opening the chest to not find the key. What follows is Freddy showing the player [[MadeOfExplodium what his definition]] of [[EarthShatteringKaboom "I'm going to shit"]] is.
-->'''Freddy''': If there's no key in here, I'm going to shit.
-->There's no key.
-->'''Freddy''': [[DrivenToSuicide I'm going to shit.]]

'''Toy Freddy''': you stole my fucking car

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[[caption-width-right:250:Git gud and join today. Please. Please.]]

* Despite only having a very short cameo, the very existence of the perpetually cheerful Tyke (called Chipper in-game) from ''VideoGame/ChipperAndSonsLumberCo'' is hilarious, considering he is the backbone by which Scott designed he ''Freddy's'' series but has a radically different tone.

* Some of Vile's attacks are very absurd.

* Toy Freddy has to fight a boss [[DuelBoss by himself]] before leaving the sewers the first time. That boss? ''[[VideoGame/MegaMan9 Splash Woman]]''. Made even better by the fact that they apparently used to ''date'', and that the credits reveal that they're [[Videogame/MegaManX Vile]]'s parents.

* Dying at any point gives a screen of Cranky Kong telling you to "git gud". In ''2'', on account of it being a prequel, he's younger to the point where he's just the original Donkey Kong, so a picture from the original arcade is used for his face. In ''3'', he's dead from old age, and his face is represented by a skull. The Save Import Scenario uses text from the ''Friday the 13th'' episode of ''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'' and has the memetic "Game over, yeaaaaaah!" from ''Sega Rally'' playing instead of the usual game over tune. Once you defeat [[BonusBoss Cranky Kong]], it's ''Freddy'' telling ''him'' to git gud.

* After the gang's attempt to get back to 1993 strands them in a temporal void, Bonnie attempts to fix the [=DeLorean=] with percussive maintenance...just as Balloon Boy fixed the damned thing anyway. This breaks the time machine again and sends them to the timeline of the main story, at the point just after the Toys [[spoiler:get fired]]. Freddy makes the most of the situation for his own amusement.
-->'''Freddy:''' [[spoiler: I'm going to become an [[HopelessBossFight unwinnable boss]], and screw with their fucking heads.]]

* Toy Freddy has to fight a boss [[DuelBoss by himself]] before leaving the sewers the first time. That boss? ''[[VideoGame/MegaMan9 Splash Woman]]''. Made even better by the fact that they apparently used to ''date'' and that the credits reveal that they're [[Videogame/MegaManX Vile]]'s parents.

* This game's take on the "Give cake to children" minigame, which is just a looping animation of a hand shoving a cake down an outscretched mouth. That also looks... pretty... ''odd''.