* [[LittleMissSnarker Shantotto]]. Just about every scene with her in it.
** If you refuse to help her in one of her missions, she will [[TranquilFury calmly inform you]] that that was not a request, and then [[OhCrap start casting a spell]]. As you try to flee the house [[OhCrap you are suddenly Bound to the floor]], shortly followed by [[ComedicSociopathy a huge explosion]]. After you regain consciousness you have to zone to retry the mission.
* When Naja Salaheem's little ''spiky-friend'' encounters Abquhbah, HilarityEnsues.
* During Wings of the Goddess final scene, [[CampGay Mayakov]] gives us this pearl :
-->'''Mayakov''' : [[spoiler:''<Thigh>... I can thcarthe wait for the day I walk down the aithle, garbed like tho...'']]\\
'''Tanja''' : [[spoiler:''Wh-what!?'']]\\
'''Mayakov''' : [[spoiler:What'th with the thocked exthprethion? I meant the tuxthedo, thilly!'']]
* King of Hearts laying the smackdown on Mnejing upon his arrival in Aht Urhgan, in a rare moment when an NPC Cardian is shown to be a competent and fearsome combatant. He even [[CharacterLevel levels up]] from it, complete with graphic and fanfare, in the middle of the cutscene.
* After competing in the [[BarbarianTribe Yagudo]] tournament:
-->'''Kaa Toru The Just''' : I now be closing the Balga Contest. Now [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar flock off]], kyah!