History Funny / FarCry3

* Creator/MichaelMando and [[{{Film/Superbad}} Christopher Mintz-Plasse]] made a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ3cisZyb98 series of videos]] showing Vaas torturing Christopher on the beach. The entire series is some of the most hilarious Vaas content you'll find, especially when he uses the firecrackers, freaks out when he thinks Chris may have died, and starts thinking of ways to revive him like a surgeon in a bad medical drama.

** His whole introduction is great

--->'''Hoyt:''' Aw, Jason, now we'll never be married!

* During the escape from the hotel, while Liza is driving.

--> '''[[spoiler:Willis]]:''' You have ten seconds to tell me who you are before I remotely detonate the C4 under the table and this whole place explodes like a pop bottle.
--> '''Jason:''' [[OhCrap Jesus!]]
--> '''[[spoiler:Willis]]:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I doubt it]]. Five seconds.
* [[spoiler:Agent Willis]] is so bizarrely, nonsensically jingoistic it wraps around into pure comedy candy.

-->'''Sam:''' ''(hushed)'' You ready?
-->({{beat}})
-->'''Sam:''' (''[[WithCatlikeTread Jumps up, pumping his fists into the air]]'') '''[[GratuitousGerman BLITZ]]'''-''[[ScreamingWarrior KRIIIIIEEEGGG!!!]]'' ''([[LeeroyJenkins runs around the corner]])''
-->'''Jason:''' [[SoMuchForStealth Seriously?]]
* Near the end, when [[spoiler:Riley]] is trying to fly the helicopter while Jason is shooting:
-->'''[[spoiler:Riley]]:''' I can't do this! We're so gonna die!
-->'''Jason:''' Use the [[StarWars Force]]!
** An later

* Creator/MichaelMando and [[{{Film/Superbad}} Christopher Mintz-Plasse]] made a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ3cisZyb98 series of videos]] showing Vaas torturing Christopher on the beach. The entire series is some of the most hilarious Vaas content you'll find, especially when he uses the [[spoiler:firecrackers]], freaks out when he thinks Chris may have died, and starts thinking of ways to revive him like a surgeon in a bad medical drama.

** You can find poor, [[EasterEgg poor Christopher]] [[BrickJoke in the game itself]], ''still'' buried up to his chin in sand [[spoiler:even long after Vaas is dead]].

** Hell, Buck in general is pretty amusing. He's consistently funny enough to be likeable if you forget that [[spoiler:he's raping one of your friends while you're off fetching his knife]].

--> '''Jason:''' [[Film/KillBill His name is Buck]], [[ShoutOut and he likes to]] [[CurseCutShort fu]]...

-->'''Buck:''' Oi, Jase! Rise and shine. C'mon. [[Creator/RobertFrost I know the woods are lovely, dark and deep]], mate... ''[[SophisticatedAsHell but get the fuck up!]]'' ''C'mon!''

-->'''Jason:''' How do you keep finding me?\\

-->'''Pirate:''' I hate this fucking heat. [[TemptingFate Somebody just shoot me!]]
-->'''Jason:''' ''(shoots him)''

--->'''Pirate:''' God... this... heat...
--->'''Jason''': ''(FLAMETHROWER!)''

--->'''Pirate:''' Hey... If you could choose, how would you like to die?
--->'''Pirate:''' In a really big fucking explosion.
--->'''Jason:''' ''(C4 or grenades them)''

-->'''Quest-giver:''' ''You'' look like a man who wants to shoot something, but has nothing to shoot!
-->'''Jason:''' ...That has got to be the strangest "hello" I've ever heard.

-->'''Jason:''' ''Drive faster!''
-->'''Liza:''' I'm offroad! I can't go any faster!
-->'''Jason:''' Says ''who?'' The cops?!

* The "Letters of the Lost" are letters that were written by members of the Japanese army during [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII WWII]]. They usually show how they [[SanitySlippage lost their heads]] (it's implied the island's influence slowly drove them crazy) specially Private Tadao, who [[spoiler:sabotaged the radios of the island to stop anyone from knowing what [[UsefulNotes/AtomicBombingsOfHiroshimaAndNagasaki happened to their families]]]]. All that goes out the window when you find Hurk's letters. These tell the story of how he trained a gray macaque monkey (that he named Gilbert) to throw grenades and that he's a menace but he gets sidetracked talking about a cheerleader of his school that turned into a pornstar, how Gilbert is not "throw crap at you"-evil but rather "rub crap in your face"-evil and {{lampshad|eHanging}}ing that there are dozens of Japanese letters on the island.

'''Hoyt:''' Oh, you're concerned about cancer? [[PrecisionFStrike That's goose shit]]. [[EverythingIsTryingToKillYou Cancer won't be what kills you]]. [[note]] [[spoiler:Hoyt's actually correct. What kills ''him'' is not cancer, but Jason sticking knifes in him, and what kills Jason, if he picks the Bad Ending, is ''Citra'' sticking a knife in ''him'']] [[/note]]

** [[spoiler:At the start of their final fight, after Hoyt lopped off Jason's left ring finger]]:
-->'''Hoyt:''' Aw, Jason, now we'll never be married!

* One of the VendorTrash items is a "Photo of a Dwarf". Description: "A picture of a naked dwarf, laughing and pointing at the camera. [[GagPenis And he's not using his fingers]]." It's worth only $1.

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF8iWVdkhi4 Vaas on protein]]. (Features Chris's friend Barry in [[IAteWhat an unforgettable cameo]].)

** Right before he blows up the boat full of hostages, Hoyt cheerfully plays a recording of ''Music/RideOfTheValkyries'', and [[EvilIsHammy hammily hums and waves his hands to the music]]. He then adds, "[[WickedCultured See, I prefer the European recordings.]] The brass sections in American orchestras are [[HypocriticalHumor too bombastic]]."