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!!Examples

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* Funny/AnimeAndMangaFanfics
* Funny/ComicBookFanfics
* Funny/LiteratureFanfics
* Funny/LiveActionTVFanfics
* Funny/WesternAnimationFanfics
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[[folder: Work Pages]]
!!'''Works with their own pages:'''
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* Funny/ABoyAGirlAndADogTheLeithianScript
* Funny/ACrownOfStars
* Funny/ADemonAmongDevils
* Funny/ADragonOfTheNorth
* Funny/AdviceAndTrust
* Funny/AceCombatEquestriaChronicles
* Funny/TheAdventuresOfIrvingAndFriends
* Funny/ADifferentKindOfTruth
* Funny/AeonEntelechyEvangelion
* Funny/AgentLokiInternationalManOfMayhem
* Funny/AllYouNeedIsLove
* Funny/AloneTogether
* Funny/AlternativeGods
* Funny/AMVHell
* Funny/AndTheMeekShallInheritTheGalaxy
* Funny/TheAnnoyingMoleAHetaliaTrollfic
* Funny/{{Anthropology}}
* Funny/AntiClicheAndMarySueEliminationSociety
* Funny/AshesOfThePast
* Funny/{{Asleep}}
* Funny/{{Article 2}}
* Funny/AShadowOfTheTitans
* Funny/ASparkOfIceAndFire
* Funny/AvatarTheLastAirbenderNonCanon
* Funny/AverageJoeInBulletHell
* Funny/AWildBadficAppearedCommentaries
* Funny/BagEnders
* Funny/BartTheGeneral
* Funny/BattleFantasiaProject
* Funny/BattleOfTheLuminaries
* Funny/BeautifulDestroyerSailorMoon
* Funny/BeingDeadAintEasy
* Funny/BigHero6NonCanon
* Funny/BigHumanOnCampus
* Funny/BlackCrayons
* Funny/BleachHappyToServeYou
* Funny/BloodRainingNight
* Funny/BloodThatFlows
* Funny/BlueSky
* Funny/TheBookOfLifeNonCanon
* Funny/BoundDestiniesTrilogy
* Funny/BraveNewWorld
* Funny/BreakingPoint
* Funny/BreakingTheDeal
* Funny/ABriefHistoryOfEquestria
* Funny/BringingOutTheBlue
* Funny/BrokenBow
* Funny/{{BZPRPG}}
* Funny/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries
** Funny/RetroChill
* Funny/TheCATverse
* Funny/{{Canonfodder}}
* Funny/TheCapitolSeries
* Funny/TheCaptainOfTheVirtualConsole
* Funny/CatTales
* Funny/{{Cenotaph}}
* Funny/ChaosTheory
* Funny/ChiisaiShoppu
* Funny/ChildOfTheStorm
* Funny/ChuninExamDay
* Funny/CodeGeassCorneliaOfTheDefection
* Funny/CodeGeassMegiddo
* Funny/ACompleteTurnabout
* Funny/ConnectingTheDots
* Funny/ConquestQuest
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* Funny/CrisisEquestria
* Funny/CrownsOfTheKingdom
* [[Funny/CrucibleMassEffect Crucible]]
* Funny/{{Cultstuck}}
* Funny/{{Cupcakes}}
* Funny/ACureForLove
* Funny/DReincarnation
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* Funny/TheDarkLordsOfNerima
* Funny/{{Dauntless}}
* Funny/DCNation
* Funny/DeliverUsFromEvilSeries
* Funny/TheDetectiveAndTheDiplomat
* Funny/DetectiveConanNonCanon
* Funny/DiamondInTheRough
* Funny/ADifferentLesson
* Funny/{{Dimensions}}
* Funny/DoctorWhoovesTheSeries
* Funny/{{Doppelganger}}
* Funny/{{Downfall}}
* Funny/DragonBallMultiverse
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* Funny/DrawnWithTheNight
* Funny/DreamingOfSunshine
* Funny/TheDresdenFillies
* Funny/DumbledoresArmyAndTheYearOfDarkness
* Funny/DungeonKeeperAmi
* Funny/TheDuskGuardSaga
* Funny/EbonyDarknessDementiaRavenWayVsCanon
* Funny/ElementalChessTrilogy
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* Funny/{{Embers}}
* Funny/TheEndOfTheAffair
* Funny/EnemyOfMyEnemy
* Funny/EqualAndOppositeAttraction
* Funny/ErinsTotalMagicalAdventure
* Funny/{{Evangelion 303}}
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* Funny/FacingTheFutureSeries
* Funny/FailToTheKing
* Funny/FairyWithoutWings
* Funny/FalloutEquestria
* Funny/FateBlackReflection
* Funny/FateReachOut
* Funny/FateStayNightUltimateMaster
* Funny/FateZeroSense
* Funny/{{Fellowship}}
* Funny/FeverDreams
* Funny/TheFifthAct
* Funny/FirstTrySeries
* Funny/FlightOfTheCondor
* Funny/FobbiesAreBorange
* Funny/ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen
* Funny/ForGood
* Funny/{{Fortitude}}
* Funny/FortuneAndRomance
* Funny/{{Forward}}
* Funny/FromFakeDreams
* Funny/FrozenNonCanon
* Funny/FrozenWight
* Funny/GameTheoryFanFic
* Funny/GarfieldRoyalRescue
* Funny/Gensokyo20XX
* Funny/TheGermanRiskAAR
* Funny/GhostghostIknowyoulivewithinme
* Funny/TheGirlFromWhirlpool
* Funny/GloriousShotgunPrincess
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* Funny/GuideMeHome
* Funny/TheGulchVerse
* Funny/{{Hakumei}}
* Funny/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences
* Funny/HalkegeniaOnline
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* Funny/AHappyDream
* Funny/TheHarmonVerse
* Funny/HarryPotterAndTheInvincibleTechnomage
* Funny/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality
* Funny/HarryPotterAndTheNightmaresOfFuturesPast
* Funny/HarryPotterNonCanon
* Funny/AHeartOfGold
* Funny/HerdingCats
* Funny/HerRoyalSuitors
* Funny/TheHillOfSwords
* Funny/{{Hivefled}}
* Funny/HogyokuExMachina
* Funny/HopeSpringsEternal
* Funny/{{Housemates}}
* Funny/HuntersOfDeath
* Funny/HuntingTheUnicorn
* Funny/IfBellaWereSane
* Funny/ImperfectMetamorphosis
* Funny/TheInfiniteLoops
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* Funny/JustAnUnorthodoxThief
* Funny/KitsuneNoKenFistOfTheFox
* Funny/KyonBigDamnHero
* Funny/TheLastSpartan
* Funny/TheLegendOfKorraNonCanon
* Funny/LegolasByLaura
* Funny/LifeIn16Flavors
* Funny/LightAndDarkTheAdventuresOfDarkYagami
* Funny/TheLionKingAdventures
* Funny/TheLionOfIvalice
* Funny/{{LMS}}
* Funny/LongRoadToFriendship
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* Funny/{{Luminosity}}
* Funny/TheMagicOfTorchwood
* Funny/{{Maim de Maim}}
* Funny/ManchesterLost
* Funny/MassEffectHumanRevolution
* Funny/MaterialDays
* Funny/MaxWolfRevolutions
* Funny/MegsFamilySeries
* Funny/MegaManDefenderOfTheHumanRace
* Funny/MegaManReawakened
* Funny/MegaManRecut
* Funny/{{Memoirs}}
* Funny/MightyMorphinMechaRangers
* Funny/MobileFighterEvangelion
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* Funny/MyLittlePortal
* Funny/MyLittleUnicorn
* Funny/MyStupidReality
* Funny/NaretoTheScretOfShiobi
* Funny/NarutoNonCanon
* Funny/NarutoTheSecretSongsOfTheNinja
* Funny/NedStarkLives
* Funny/NegaverseChronicles
* Funny/NerveDamage
* Funny/NeverHadAFriendLikeMe
* Funny/NewLookSeries
* Funny/{{Nightfall}}
* Funny/NobodyDies
* Funny/NobodyDiesSixAIsOneContinent
* Funny/NoGodsOnlyGuns
* Funny/TheNorthRemembers
* Funny/TheOfficialUnofficialOuendanEBAFormspringRP
* Funny/OfLoveAndBunnies
* Funny/OfMiceAndMayhem
* Funny/OjamajoDoremiRiseOfTheShadows
* Funny/OhGodNotAgain
* Funny/OnceAgain
* Funny/OnceMoreWithFeeling
* Funny/OneFootAnotherMultiverseSI
* Funny/OneLessLonelyGurl
* Funny/OnePieceParallelWorks
* Funny/OnStrangeWings
* Funny/PastSins
* Funny/{{Pawnstuck}}
* Funny/APieceOfRebellion
* Funny/PinkPersonalHellAndAlteringFate
* Funny/PlanktonsEyeView
* Funny/PointOfSuccession
* Funny/PokeWars
* Funny/PokemonBlackandWhiteTaleofaLegend
* Funny/{{Polarity}}
* Funny/PonyPOVSeries
** Funny/PonyPOVSeriesChaosVerse
* Funny/PowerRangersGPX
* Funny/PowerRangersGuardiansOfGaia
* Funny/ThePrayerWarriors
* Funny/{{Progress}}
* Funny/ProtocultureEffect
* Funny/QueenOfAllOni
* Funny/QueenOfShadows
* Funny/RainboomsAndRoyalty
* Funny/RainbowDoubleDashsLunaverse
* Funny/RandomDoom
* Funny/RapunzelGoesHome
* Funny/RazorsEdge
* Funny/ReactWatchBelieveYikes
* Funny/RedactionOfTheGoldenWitch
* Funny/ReimaginedEnterprise
* Funny/{{Renegade}}
* Funny/TheReprintAndRepackagingOfEvangelion
* Funny/ReRevengeOfTheIslandAnAlternateReality
* Funny/RespectAWoman
* Funny/ResuscitatioArtiumMagicarum
* Funny/ReTake
* Funny/RosarioVampireBrightestDarkness
* Funny/RoseOfPollux
* Funny/RWBYReckoning
* Funny/RyuugisTheGamesWePlay
* Funny/TheSagaOfAvatarKorra
* Funny/SailorMoonZ
* Funny/SeanBeanSavesWesteros
* Funny/SevenDaysInSunnyJune
* Funny/ScottPilgrimVsSnowFlowerAndTheSecretHallPass
* Funny/ShadowsAwakening
* Funny/SwimmingInTerror
* Funny/TehScreamingOfTheLambs
* Funny/TheSecondTry
** Funny/AkiChansLife
* Funny/TheSecondHandFool
* Funny/TheSecretLifeOfDolls
* Funny/TheSecretLifeOfTheBackyardKids
* Funny/SelleckWaterfallSandwich
* Funny/SeriesThirtyAndThreeQuarters
* Funny/ShinjiAndWarhammer40K
* Funny/TheShoeboxProject
* Funny/ASnowflakeInSpring
* Funny/SolitaryPinion
* Funny/SoulChess
* Funny/SoulsArtOnline
* Funny/SoulsReborn
* Funny/SpidersAndMagicRiseOfSpiderMane
* Funny/TheStalkingZukoSeries
* Funny/StarkitsProphecy
* Funny/StarlightOverDetrot
* Funny/StarsAbove
* Funny/StevenUniverseNonCanon
* Funny/AStickySituation
* Funny/StrikeWitchesQuest
* Funny/AStudyInRegret
* Funny/SupperSmashBrosMishonhFromGod
* Funny/SystemRestore
* Funny/TheTaintedGrimoire
* Funny/TaintedIdeals
* Funny/TakamachiNanohaOf2814
* Funny/TalesOfBleachUnrealSociety
* Funny/TamersForeverSeries
* Funny/TangledAdventuresInArendelle
* Funny/TengenToppaGurrenSolvernia
* Funny/TheTangledPrincessBride
* Funny/{{Team 8}}
* Funny/ThatEpicPlan
* Funny/ThatsWhyTheyCallItThePresent
* Funny/ThawingPermafrost
* Funny/TheStrexFamily
* Funny/ThingsWeDontTellHumans
* Funny/ThirtyHs
* Funny/ThousandShinji
* Funny/ThreadbareSouthPark
* Funny/TiberiumWars
* Funny/TimeMixUp
* Funny/ToAruverseRewriteProject
* Funny/TotalDramaBrainsVSBrawns
* Funny/TotalDramaEquestria
* Funny/TotalDramaLetterz
* Funny/TotalMagicPonyIsland
* Funny/ToyHammer
* Funny/TrialsOfTheGodHaremKing
* Funny/TheTranslationInBlood
* Funny/TheTruthDecays
* Funny/TurnaboutStorm
* Funny/TSATheAmazingSpiderman
* Funny/TwilaTheGirlWhoWazInLuvWithAVampyre
* Funny/UnequallyRationalAndEmotional
* Funny/TheUnexpectedLoveLifeOfDuskShine
* Funny/{{Unfamiliar}}
* Funny/UninvitedGuests
* Funny/VaultHuntersWanted
* Funny/AVeryMuppetsMystery
* Funny/{{Vigil}}
* Funny/TheVinylScratchTapes
* Funny/{{Vulpine}}
* Funny/TheWalkingDeadRealMonsters
* Funny/WalkingInTheShadowOfDreams
* Funny/{{Wardens}}
* Funny/WeasleyGirl
* [[Funny/WeightlessMassEffect Weightless]]
* Funny/WereAllDoomed
* Funny/WeissReacts
* Funny/WhenInDoubtObliviate
* Funny/WithStringsAttached
* Funny/WithThisRing
* Funny/TheWizardInTheShadows
* Funny/AWorldOfLaughterAWorldOfTears
* Funny/TheWorldWithoutTheWar
* Funny/WreckItRalphNonCanon
* [[Funny/YetAgain Yet Again With A Little Extra Help]]
* Funny/YoungJusticeDarknessFalls
* Funny/YoungJusticeTitans
* Funny/{{YuYuGiDigiMoon}}
* Funny/ShatteredDarkness
* Funny/Zero2ARevision
* Funny/ZuluSquadNoTsukaima
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[[/folder]]

[[folder:Crossover]]
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8984362/23/Alpha-and-Omega Alpha and Omega]]'', [[Franchise/MassEffect Garrus]] asks [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji]] what his plan is to deal with Tevos.
-->'''Shinji''': "I'll be going with Plan A: Make it up as I go along."
-->'''Garrus''': "I'd love to hear your Plan B."
-->'''Shinji''': "I never have a Plan B."
-->'''Tisala''': "I wouldn't worry Garrus. All Shinji has to do is get Tevos in his bedroom for a few hours and I'm sure it'll be problem solved..."
-->'''Shinji''': "Garrus?"
-->'''Garrus''': "What is it?"
-->'''Shinji''': "There is now a Plan B."
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4648258/1/Blackadder_40K_Tales_from_the_Black_Millennium Blackadder 40k: Tales from the Black Millennium]]'', a ''Main/{{Blackadder}}[=/=]TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' crossover: Percy (now a Sanctioned Psyker) causes Noise Marines to break down or commit suicide by singing Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up".
* From the ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' and ''Franchise/StarWars'' CrossOver ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7718942/1/Broken-Chains Broken Chains]]'':
-->'''Hermione:''' We were attending to personal business, Headmaster. We are legal adults now, and must attend to adult responsibilities occasionally.
-->'''Dumbledore:''' And where would your business take you?
-->'''[=SithLord!Harry=]:''' I was planning the orbital bombardment of Canada. I've determined that they represent a direct threat against my growing Empire.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10194812/1/The-BronyCon-Reevaluation The BronyCon Reevaluation]]'': where the ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' gang attend a ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' convention is full of funny moments typical of the former show, from Raj attempting to force Sheldon to attend by giving him the Stare while dressed as Fluttershy to John de Lancie claiming to have no memory of who Creator/WilWheaton is, but what takes the cake has to be this exchange towards the end:
-->'''Sheldon:''' Is Nicole Oliver here?
-->'''Leonard:''' Yeah, she's over there signing autographs. Why?
-->'''Sheldon:''' I want to ask her why she made the mind-boggling decision to vocally portray Princess Celestia as a warm, benevolent, motherly figure, despite the fact that her dialogue as written and other characters' responses to her clearly indicate that the character is meant to be played as sadistic, manipulative, tyrannical, and sociopathic. (''heads over to booth as the others try to stop him'')
-->'''Leonard:''' (''holding up hand'') No...let him do it.
-->'''Raj:''' Let him do it? Leonard, where have you been? Every time someone shares that absurd interpretation of the glorious, kind-hearted, and ''gorgeous'' Princess Celestia, Nicole Oliver messes them up.
-->'''Bernadette:''' The actress who plays Celestia messes people up?
-->'''Howard:''' Yeah, it never ends well for those poor saps. It's why the fandom can't have nice things.
-->'''Leonard:''' Exactly. That's why we should let him go. I have surprisingly few regrets about Sheldon, but most prominent among them is that I wasn't quick enough on my feet to get a recording when he got punched by Bill Gates, and that I wasn't there when he got nerve-pinched by Leonard Nemoy. (''takes out phone and begins recording'') I am ''not'' going to miss him getting bro-hoofed in the jaw by Nicole Oliver.
-->(''pause'')
-->'''Howard:''' ...I want to see that happen.
-->'''Penny:''' Yeah, let's see that.
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6183080/7/Copycat Copycat]]'', a Buffy/Marvel crossover, has a scene where Reed Richards acknowledges an area where DoctorDoom is his superior- aesthetics and fashion- as part of a BatmanGambit to avoid the classic unwinnable husband situation. Cue Doom giving fashion advice to Susan and Alicia.
-->"Foolish peasant," Doom roared, "it is obvious that the dear Alicia is a fall not a winter!"
* The ''GIJoe''/''AliensVsPredator'' crossover fic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6397285/1/Corazones_y_Cazadores Corazones y Cazadores]]'' features a hilarious PerpSweating scene. Scarlett needs to get information from the Dreadnok Buzzer, who isn't cooperating despite just barely surviving an [[Franchise/{{Alien}} Xenomorph]] attack. Snake-Eyes proceeds to make menacing hand gestures while reaching for his swords. Scarlett keeps telling him that what he's suggesting is "against the Geneva Convention!" In reality, they're talking about baseball.
* From the Batman/Sin City crossover, ''FanFic/ADarkKnightOverSinCity'':
--> '''Joker:''' [''trying to stab Marv with a syringe filled with toxin''] Don't be afraid. It's only a little prick.
--> '''Marv:''' I don't care what you got in your pants, pal! [''punch'']
* A ''LightNovel/StrawberryPanic''[=/=]''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' crossover (seriously!) called "[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3643090/1/Everybody-Loves-Yaya Everybody Loves Yaya]]" had some really hysterical ones (it also has a sequel, "[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4300737/1/Yaya-for-President Yaya for President]]"):
** Tsubomi finding Brian's pot stash and getting high.
** ''Yaya'', of all people, beats the crap out of [[spoiler:and kills(!)]] Ernie the Giant Chicken!
** Amane teams up with Stewie to save Hikari from Kaname in a hilarious ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' shoutout. How it backfires is even funnier.
** Quagmire teaching Tamao how to be a Pervert. Overlaps with CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming when he [[spoiler:helps her hook up with Chiyo]], and by the time he finally leaves, his exit is hilarious.
*** Tamao actually manages to steal Kaname's bra (right off her chest) in a display of perverted awesome.
*** And Quagmire tops that[[spoiler: by successfully groping Shizuma and liberating her of her bra!]]
** In the sequel, Peter gives an [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesome]] speech defending [[ItMakesSenseInContext Yaya's decision to get a tattoo]]. Has a really funny line where he hilariously lampshades NoBisexuals.
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9212461/1/Funny-and-Serious Funny and Serious]]'' has [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries Joker]] [[DidYouJustScamCthulhu teasing]] [[WesternAnimation/SuperRobotMonkeyTeamHyperforceGo Skeleton King]] about being [[spoiler:the creator of the Monkey Team]].
-->'''Joker''': You [[spoiler:created the Monkey Team]]?
-->'''Skeleton King''': No! [[spoiler:My pathetic human side made these filthy primates]].
-->'''Joker''': Ha ha ha ha. Right. [[spoiler:You said your human side created them. Therefore, it must mean you created them to protect the universe from yourself. Looks like you're foiling yourself]].
-->'''Skeleton King''': No, it doesn't count.
-->'''Joker''': Oh, yes it is.
-->'''Skeleton King''': No, it doesn't!
-->'''Joker''': Yes, it does.
-->'''Skeleton King''': No!
-->'''Joker''': Yes!
-->'''Skeleton King''': No!
-->'''Joker''': Yes!
-->'''Skeleton King''': No!
-->'''Joker''': Yes!
-->'''Skeleton King''': No!
-->'''Joker''': Yes!
-->'''Skeleton King''': No!
-->'''Joker''': Yes!
-->'''Skeleton King''': No!
-->'''Joker''': Yes!
-->'''Skeleton King''': No!
-->'''Joker''': [[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason No!]]
-->'''Skeleton King''': Yes!
-->'''Joker''': No!
-->'''Skeleton King''': Yes!
-->'''Joker''': No!
-->'''Skeleton King''': Yes!
-->'''Joker''': No!
-->'''Skeleton King''': I say yes and that's final!
-->'''Joker''': Okay, Skelly, have it your way. That's the final decision.
-->Joker walks away as Skeleton King realizes what he just said.
-->'''Skeleton King''': Hey, that's not fair! Take that back!
** Even funnier when you realize that's MarkHamill TalkingToHimself.
* ''[[http://miggy.livejournal.com/?skip=60&tag=gameverse The Gameverse]]'' is a Glee series where the characters become contestants on reality shows, while the first one, Series/{{Survivor}} isn't focused on humour for most of the game the finale, the final tribal council, the reunion show, and the announcement of teams for Series/TheAmazingRace, is one CMOF after another.
** Series/TheAmazingRace version has a lot of funny moments, and it's just got to the half way point, April and Josh Groban's entire one leg spent with April drunk due to the free alcohol she got on the plane, Shelby and Jesse's elimination, and Blaine's completely awesome meltdown wherein he calls out Rachel, his partner for the race, for being so completely egotistical, Quinn for being manipulative, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and yells at Mike and Tina to get personalities]] are the highlights.
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3376586/3/The_Ghost_Child_and_the_Ghostbusters The Ghost Child and the Ghostbusters]]'', a crossover between WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom and TheRealGhostbusters has a very particular scene when the titular team first arrives on Amity Park. The [=OC=] ghost Danny was facing, Electo-Ghost, was confident in his fight with Danny until [[OhCrap the Ghostbusters arrived]], and weighed his options; [[AintTooProudToBeg admit defeat and let Danny suck him in his Ecto Thermos]], or [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu let the very humans that beaten down all kinds of mythos from werewolves to gods]] [[FateWorseThanDeath most likely suck him up into a device that no ghost has ever got out of again.]] Needless to say, the ghost was not very tact...
--->'''Electo-Ghost''': (grabs Danny) Take me! Take me away now! Please don't let them take me! Where's that Thermos thing?!
--->'''Danny''': H-hey, stop! What do you think you're doing?
--->'''Electo-Ghost''': (fiddles with Thermos) Come on, come on, how do you get this thing to work?! (activates it and [[GoOutWithASmile laughs]] as he's sucked inside)
--->'''Danny''': O-kay... That was definitely a new one on me. (To the Ghostbusters) Uh... hi?
--->'''Peter''': (team express just as much confusion) Any thoughts?
--->'''Ray''': Yeah... one down and one to go. Blast him!
** There is also the fact that when [[spoiler: Danny reveals his identity to them several chapters later, he is bummed out they aren't very amazed or spooked.]] Given the entirety of the list of supernatural things they've faced before hand, even [[spoiler: a half-human half-ghost]] is not really beyond the Ghostbuster's radar of weird.
* The ''Fanfic/GrandTourSeries'', a Nanoha-centered megacrossover, has a one-shot where the TopGear crew does a special episode on Mid-Childa after Earth makes formal public contact. A special including ''Magical Girl Stig-Chan''.
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2856276/1/ Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness]]''. Just... just wow. Stephen Colbert becomes the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, and proceeds to turn the class into an episode of ''Series/TheColbertReport''. The result? Best. Teacher. Ever.
* From ''FanFic/HarryPotterAndThePowerOfTheDarkSide'':
--> '''Professor Snape:''' As for you, Mr. Potter... Fired curse or no, your actions were a disgrace to the house of Slytherin, and you will serve a detention with me on Saturday, cleaning cauldrons and rethinking how you ''should'' have handled the situation...
--> '''Harry Potter / [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Darth Veneficus]]:''' '''[[JediMindTrick I will not serve a detention...]]'''
-->'''Professor Snape:''' You will not... Wait, what did you do to me?!
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7348318/1/bHarrys_b_bEleven_b_and_the_bDark_b_Knights This]]'' crossover between Harry Potter and the Justice League (among others) has quite a few, but the best is when Dumbledore gives a shout-out to The Question.
--> '''Hermione''': Why do you have wards against Aglets?
--> '''Dumbledore''': (dead serious) Do not say their names. Their true purpose... is sinister. (one of the instruments in Dumbledore's office creates an ominous flash of lightning in the background.)
** And then there's this:
---> '''Snape''': (On Harry's adoption by [[spoiler: Danny & Tess Ocean]], with Mad-eye as adoptive grandparent) You should have taken him back to his muggle relative once you'd found him. Not raised him with some yankee ponce and a crackpot conspiracy theorist.
---> '''Dumbledore''': (confused) I got the impression that Tess was of rather sound mind.
* In the {{Crossover}} ''[[https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9883704/1/He-ll-Never-Be-My-Son He'll Never Be My Son]]'', when [[Manga/SoulEater Medusa]] tells [[UnholyMatrimony her partner]] [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Orochimaru]] that she wants to conceive a child, his first thought is to ask her [[AlcoholInducedIdiocy if she's been drinking to come up with that idea.]]
* [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Cordelia's]] verbal owning of the officer questioning her in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9760357/28/The-Hell-er-Nator-Chaos-Machine The Hell-er-Nator: Chaos Machine]]'' has the other police struggling not to laugh.
-->'''Cordelia''': "I thought Mayor Wilkins screened his lackeys at ''least'' for basic reading and comprehension skills, even if ''not'' for independent thought."
-->'''Chief Munroe''': "Now you look here, you-"
-->'''Cordelia''': "Yes? Really, Chief Munroe. I'd explain it to you again, but the arresting officers took away my hand puppets and crayons."
* In ''Manga/DeathNote'' and ''Franchise/LupinIII'' crossover story, ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8029536/1/idiot idiot]]'', Misa talks to Fujiko about seeing her at a jewel store last night and started to make comments like [[SpyCatsuit wearing a catsuit]] [[AbsoluteCleavage that she doesn't complete zip up]] and acting like a weirdo in that outfit [[ClassyCatBurglar as if she's planning to rob the place or something]]. Fujiko started to sweat at this. The bright side for her is that Misa thinks of what she's doing is a rehearsal for a play of her own with her "co-stars" Lupin, Jigen, Goemon, and Zenigata.
-->''I'm just lucky Misa's a total idiot. It's like I dodged another bullet.''
* A few in ''Kitsune On Campus'', a {{Naruto}} and MahouSenseiNegima crossover. Some of the standouts include the entire class believing Naruto has just had a threesome with Mana and Keade, and is now planning a Five way; Negi and Naruto listing in detail why certain members of the class are cute, in front of the class. Chisame's reactions really makes it; rather recently there was, well, The Kissing Incident UpToEleven. Finally we have pretty much all of the Eva and Naruto interactions. All of them. A stand out is when Naruto's hand accidently lands on Eva's chest:
-->"Flat," Naruto muttered.
-->"What. Did. You Say?"
-->"I-I-I'm gonna die for that, aren't I?"
-->"Yeah, and it is going to be slow and painful."
-->"Would it help if I said I was sorry?"
-->"No," Eva responded flatly.
-->"Okay. Would it help if I told you that I had video of you bugging out when Zero-chan called you mummy, you getting into a fight over Negi, and your face when I explained what I had to do to get my Master, all of which would be distributed around the school?"
* Though the rest of the story is pretty bland, there is one amazing moment in the ''Literature/HarryPotter''[=/=]''Manga/{{Bleach}}'' crossover [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3794918/1/The_Muggle_with_White_Hair The Muggle With White Hair]]. Fred and George have dragged Toshiro to Quidditch tryouts against his will, and when Toshiro refuses to mount a broom, they comment about how he's probably too fragile to play a rough sport like Quidditch. Hyorinmaru then snarks "Need some ice for that burn, Toshiro?"
* In the ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''/''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' story ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10178901/4/Latch-Key-Kids Latch Key Kids]]'', Robin (at Beast Boy's/Xander's prompting) responds to a message from Batman with a smiley face, using the justification that "He's the world's greatest detective; he'll figure it out." Batman replies with a message written in hieroglyphs.
* The ''LyricalNanoha''/''RanmaOneHalf'' crossover ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5245635/1/Magical_Girl_Nanoha_12 Nanoha 1/2]]'' gives a threefold Crowning Moment to Ranma near the end of the Nanoha Classic arc, when Precia claims the last of the Jewel Seeds and starts on her MotiveRant to Fate and the TSAB. Moments after she starts talking, Genma notices that Ranma has disappeared from the ''Asura''[='=]s bridge just as Lindy's troops move in to aprehend Precia. Precia, naturally, nukes the RedShirts and keeps ranting, only for Ranma to make his reappearance. The [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome AWESOME]] is how [[spoiler:he slipped off the bridge, through the teleporter, and into the Garden of Time, dodged an area of effect spell potent enough to put down several squads of TSAB {{Space Marine}}s and then escaped Precia's notice as long as he did.]] The [[CrowningMomentOfFunny FUNNY]] was [[spoiler:stealing the Jewel Seeds ''literally'' out from under Precia's nose ("''Yoink!''") and then running away with them, [[MahouSenseiNegima Miyazaki Nodoka]]-style.]] The [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming HEARTWARMING]] was how this affected Fate, [[spoiler:who snaps out of the HeroicBSOD she'd been going into and manages to crack a smile despite everything she'd been put through in the last two minutes.]]
* From the ''Manga/DeathNote'' and ''Literature/TheHouseOfNight'' crossover ''Fanfic/NoHoper'' Light has the following exchange with his new [[CatsAreSnarkers talking cat]] {{Familiar}} ([[DontExplainTheJoke who's personality is indeed very familiar]]):
-->'''Light:''' You know what? I'm going to name you.
-->'''[[spoiler: Cleo]]:''' 'Name me'? What do I need a name for? I am the best, how can anyone not know who I am? And you, what do you need a name for? You are so recognizable, you are unforgettable!
-->'''Light:''' And what's that supposed to mean?
-->'''[[spoiler: Cleo]]:''' Nothing. I just think names are stupid. All you need to know is that you are a can-opener, and I am [[AGodAmI the Great-I-Am!]]
-->'''Light:''' Well, you deserve a name, you know, [[HypocriticalHumor one that doesn't invoke cries of 'blasphemy']].
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2958594/1/Ocarina_of_Konoha This]] fanfiction. It's a blend of ''{{Naruto}}'' and ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina of Time]]'', and is one long Crowning Moment of Funny. It's hard to explain if you haven't read it, but it's one of the best crossovers/parodies that I've seen. Just... Read it, please? I'll be over here. Dying from a lack oxygen form laughing so hard...
* ''Ow My Sanity'' is a fusion of the CthulhuMythos and ''Manga/AhMyGoddess''. Observe [[http://owmysanity.comicgenesis.com/d/20100511.html this first meeting]] of the [[MagicalGirlfriend Belldandy]] [[EldritchAbomination stand-in]] and the potential Sayoko stand-in.
* In ''FanFic/TheReturn'' after snapping out of a rather disturbing DaydreamSurprise which has [[Franchise/SailorMoon Usagi's]] severed head presented to some Russian Cyborg Mercs only to explode in their hands [[FukuFic Sailor Darkstar (Ranma)]] just stares at Usagi's head and we have this line:
-->"''Oh, just wondering how big that brain of yours is ... just thinking about how many explosives I could fit up there''". ([[ItMakesSenseInContext It's funnier in context]]).
* From ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4478398/1/Riddick Riddick]]'', a ''Franchies/HarryPotter'' and ''Film/TheChroniclesOfRiddick'' FusionFic, a kidnapped Luna has this to say when Voldemort threatens Neville:
-->'''Luna:''' To pursue my husband, Mr. Riddle is to pursue an arse-whooping of grand proportions. You shall learn this soon.
* In ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/548269/chapters/1753852 Sephiroth Potter and the Order of the Phoenix]]'' Sephiroth!Harry critiques Umbridge's teaching style:
-->'''Sephiroth!Harry:''' So, you're saying that there are no vampires, werewolves, nundu, dementors or anything else out there in the world that wants to hurt us. I'd think someone that fought so hard to add new creature legislation would know better. Not only that, if our course is to be taught in this manner from here on, then you are crippling the Ministry and the economy. A NEWT in Defense is required for Auror training, Curse Breaking, and all sorts of other positions. Some of which you are asserting that we need to rely on to keep us safe. So, which is it? Are you a patriot – training us to meet and exceed the standards set by the Ministry, or are you a traitor – weakening it from within?
-->''([=McGonagall=] reviews Harry's detention slip)''
-->'''[=McGonagall=]:''' [[LetMeGetThisStraight You accused the Undersecretary of subverting the Ministry?]]
-->'''Sephiroth!Harry:''' Yes, professor.
* [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Xander]] accidentally convinces the [[Franchise/WonderWoman Amazons of Themyscira and Bana-Mighdall]] that [[TrademarkFavoriteFood Twinkies]] are the food of the gods in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6438802/36/A-Spark-of-Genius A Spark of Genius]]''. Several chapters later, an offhand mention of how readily a sacrifice consisting of a box of Twinkies was accepted implies the gods agree.
** Later Xander pulls several pranks on Franchise/{{Superman}} to pay back [[GreatGazoo Mxyzptlk]] for a favor the latter did. Said pranks include sending all the women at the Daily Planet a set of lead-lined underwear and a letter suggesting Superman is using his X-ray vision to peep on them, filling Lois Lane's bedroom with thousands of Furbys, stealing the batmobile and leaving it in Superman's apartment, wrapping Perry's office in saran-wrap before filling it with water and swordfish, bugging the Daily Planet with hundreds of devices that beep intermittently, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and making Superman buy ice-cream for a group of kids]].
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7578572/23/A-Study-in-Magic A Study in Magic]]'' has Hogwarts this gem.
--> '''Miss Jackie''': "If by definition a Muggle or a Squib is someone who neither has the ability to generate or use magic, could it be their very person is a magical insulator or a grounder? I wondered why Hogwarts always had an honorable resident Squib. The practice dates back to the four founders, but no explanation was given in the history books. But if you think about the physical properties of magic, you could postulate magic will act more erratically in magic-rich environs without a Squib or a Muggle to ground it down. In other words, you might owe it to Mr. Filch for your ability to harness your magic so quickly and well here in Hogwarts."
---> '''Filch''': "HEARD THAT? You brats only get to do any magic at all here because of ''me''! '''ME'''!
* The {{Daria}}[=/=]Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer story ''Sum of Their Parts'' has Glory and her entourage take [[spoiler:Cameron Kim disguised as Dawn]] to Lawndale High so they can open the portal to Glory's hell dimension. They encounter Kevin, who works there as a janitor, but when Glory tries to brainsuck him... nothing.
* In [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6095074/1/Takamachi_Nanoha_of_2814 Takamachi Nanoha of 2814]], a rather screwy MegaCrossover fic, an argument breaks out during a meeting of the United Magical Girls Association of Japan.
--> ''[[{{Negima}} Haruna]] got the resulting rumble back out of control by simple Magnificent Bastardry. "[[ArtInitiatesLife Imperium Graphices!]] Summon Overfiend, Great Paru-sama Edition!"''
--> ''There was much screaming and order was restored. Haruna, apparently, put much less emphasis on 'Magnificent'.''
** In the same chapter, GreenLantern [[LyricalNanoha Nanoha]] mistakes Negi for a girl (since almost all of her other allies are magical girls). Rather than correcting her, Ala Alba takes her mistake and runs with it, getting all of 3-A and the Dean to start treating Negi as a girl.
* The GurrenLagann / SonicTheHedgehog crossover ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5972046/1/Tengen_Toppa_Freedom_Emerl Tengen Toppa Freedom Emerl]]'' has an "[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5972046/28/Tengen_Toppa_Freedom_Emerl interesting]]" rendition of Lagann-hen's hacking scene.
* Literature/HarryPotter/ TheSagaOfDarrenShan crossover ''Vampires and Wizards'' gives us this:
-->'Who was that?' Harry asked.
-->'Who was what?' Darren blinked.
-->'The little guy in the robes.'
-->'What little guy in robes?'
-->'The one you were just talking to!'
-->'I was talking to a little guy in robes?'
-->'Yes! Who was he?'
-->'Who was who?'
-->'The little guy in robes!'
-->'What little guy in robes?'
-->'Darren! You were talking to a little guy in robes! Who was he?'
-->'I don't know what you're talking about. Are you sure you're not mad?'
-->'I- DARREN.'
* From the ''Manga/DeathNote'' and ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' Crossover ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/1057236/chapters/2117709 Vigilante]]'':
-->Light settled into one of the Lay-Z-Boy chairs in the Batcave and finished hacking into Batman’s secret files.\\
Ryuk munched on a bowl of apple chips and played Mario Cart. “Hey, this is kind of fun, Light.”\\
“There’s only one thing that Batman did wrong. He went too easy on the criminals.”\\
“What do you mean,” Ryuk asked while picking up another handful of apple chips.\\
“Take any of his major nemeses for example. The Joker, Mr. Penguin, The Riddler. He always captures them alive, and then they escape, and blow things up and kill innocent civilians just to piss Batman off.” Light twirled the pen in his fingers. “Now imagine Batman killed one of them instead.''
-->''“Of course, Superman does the same with Lex Luthor. You’d think he enjoys outsmarting him or something.”\\
Ryuk laughed. [[NotSoDifferent “Isn’t that kind of like you and L?”]]\\
Light whirled around in his chair to glare at Ryuk. “No, Ryuk, the situations are nothing alike. I plan on killing L as soon as I find out who he is.” Light paused to open another file on the computer. “But only if he’s a threat to me. And maybe now he won’t be.”
-->“Hyuk. I wonder what he’s gonna do when he finds out you left the country.”\\
Light gave the Shinigami another brief glare. “Ryuk, there is nothing even remotely suspicious about a genius receiving a scholarship to study in another country. But let’s see. I can kill off a few of Batman’s villains and save innocents.”\\
“Hey, but I thought you were going to play Batman. Doesn’t that mean you’re gonna dress up in the suit and cape and ride around in the Batmobile? I could ride in the Batmobile with you.”\\
“No, Ryuk.”\\
“I want to ride in the Batmobile.”

** From the same fic, Sayu has some questions about her brother's [[EagleLand studying abroad in America]]:
-->'''Sayu:''' So what's America like? Does everyone there look like they do in the movies?
-->'''Light:''' Of course not, Sayu.
-->'''Sayu:''' I saw this TV program last week, well, actually my friend and I were searching online for information on America, since I told her that you're studying there, and we found this one show where everyone was really fat since there's so much food there. Is it really like that? Hey, what if you get fat too, since you're living there? Do you have to eat a lot of hamburgers? Do you have to eat bread with every meal instead of rice?
-->'''Light:''' Sayu-
-->'''Sayu:''' Do you have a girlfriend yet? Is she fat? Is it true that they have so many guns in America that everyone has to own one and learn how to use them? I heard they even sell guns in the grocery stores. Did you learn to use a gun yet?
-->'''Light:''' Yes. I've practiced shooting a few.
-->'''Sayu:''' MOM! Light's learning how to use GUNS in America!
* In the ''CodeGeass'' and ''Manga/DeathNote'' [[FanFic/ZeroVsKira Crossover]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4705142/1/Zero_vs_Kira Zero Vs Kira]], Ryuk describes his trouble crossing the dimensions.
-->'''Ryuk:'''Yeah, but it's a hassle because some Shinigami from the other realms don't always take kindly to visits. The Shinigami in the last dimension [[Manga/{{Bleach}} chased me around with swords. They even called me names. I don't know why they called me 'hollow',]] but I didn't like it.
* [[http://wtfcontests.tumblr.com/private/45840771218/tumblr_mjqa39XXFL1rhu7u0 This glorious crack/parody]] entry in the "Most Implausible Sex Scene Contest", featuring Julius Caesar x the Advertising/{{Geico}} Gecko.
-->Kneeling down, Julius took the magical creature's face in his hands. “Ever since I first saw you, my heart went doki doki, and now that you've come into your magical inheritance and become a bishounen, I just couldn't hold back.”
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[[folder:Homestuck]]
* A greeting between strangers in [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/411285 this]] {{Webcomic/Homestuck}} fic:
-->“W-what do you want?”
-->“Peace on Alternia, goodwill toward trolls [[FantasticRacism irrespective of hemocaste,]] possibly a hard-boiled egg, and for it to stop fucking raining.”
* [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/474240 This]] {{Webcomic/Homestuck}} fic. So '''many''' cat puns...
* [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/3515180 Gamzee's attempt to write fanfic]] and Equius' attempt to constructively criticise it, particularly when Gamzee tries to rhyme "fucks" [[UpToEleven with a smiley face]], and this bit:
-->CT: D --> If you don’t dislike the character, why do you kill him off in such a pointless manner
-->TC: [=HeY, i gIvE ThAt mOtHeRfUcKeR A WaRrIoR’S DeAtH, tHe bEsT We aLl cAn hOpE FoR In tHiS CrAzY RiDe=].
-->CT: D --> [[UndignifiedDeath In one poem he slips on a piece of soap and cracks open his head]]
-->CT: D --> Is that a warrior’s death
-->TC: [=WeLl, He dId sLiP ThE SoAp iN A MiLiTaRy sHoWeR So i gUeSs tHaT CoUnTs=].

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Kingdom Hearts]]
* While the entirety of the ''KingdomHearts'' fanfic, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6391645/1/Reaching_the_Understanding Reaching the Understanding]], would count, there are several moments which stand out:
** The running gag about Terra being far too trusting.
--->"[insert someone here] paused for a moment. '... Yes.'"
** Ventus's inability to swear.
** Aqua's dirty, dirty mind.
*** '''Aqua''': ''Seven men! Seven men!'''
--->"Agh? Zero Gravity?"
--->"Aqua, what the hell!"
--->"Sorry! That played out much better in my head!"
** As well as Master Eraqus walking in on his students in a very comprimising situation, getting exactly the wrong idea, and telling them a story from his youth with all of them taking it exactly the wrong way.
** The [[SeriousBusiness rock-paper-scissors]] [[MundaneMadeAwesome of DESTINY!]]
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4847814/1/ Binary]], a KingdomHearts detective AU, has a few of them. To name a few examples:
** Roxas being nicknamed "the cleaning fairy"
** "I don't know any Roxas other than the one, so I have to remember him from somewhere. [[LegacyCharacter I know a lot of]] [[Franchise/FinalFantasy Cids]], [[LegacyCharacter tho-]]"
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4523596/1 Kingdom Hearts: The Short and Honest Version]] has one about every single chapter, due to the fact that everyone [[OnlySaneMan except Sora]] (sometimes) is a [[{{Jerkass}} total asshole]] or an [[ArtificialStupidity idiot of epic proportions]].
** Sora and Kairi being part of the Crips, and the fight against Chernabog.
---> They fight that '''GARGOYLE DEMON MONSTER THING''' from that '''FANTASIA''' movie.
--->'''Sora:''' This isn't so bad. All we have to do is not float in front of his mouth as he spews fire, and move away when he surrounds himself with flames from below.
--->'''Goofy:''' WHAT'S THAT?? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY SKIN BEING BURNT TO A CRISP! HYUCK!
* ''Fanfic/ThoseLackingSpines'' - I am very surprised it wasn't put here yet...
** "[[MadnessMantra YOU GOTTA DO THE COOK BY THE BOOK! YOU GOTTA DO THE COOK BY THE BOOOOK]]!"
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3352761/1/Pain-in-the-Axel Pain in the Axel]]. ALL OF IT. A few parts that stand out are Demyx leaping right up onto the ceiling light [[ItMakesSenseInContext because he thinks his sitar is a demon and ate Axel]], Marluxia cuddling his scythe like a teddy bear and [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext singing songs from ''Oklahoma'']], the results of Axel putting a sleeping Roxas on Larxene's bed, Marluxia having to wear Larxene's bathrobe, Axel and Roxas finding the [[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist Philosopher's Stone]] in Vexen's lab, Zexion screaming so loudly it literally shakes the castle when he sees his face has been drawn on, and Xemnas [[spoiler: falling down every flight of stairs in the castle after slipping on the plastic honey bear Roxas threw out the window.]]
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4134916/1/The-Pillow-Prank The Pillow Prank]], in which Larxene [[PillowPregnancy stuffs a pillow under her robe to make Xemnas think she's gotten pregnant.]] Xemnas' reaction is ''priceless.''
--> Xemnas: [[spoiler: '''AXEEEEEEEEEEEL!''']]
--> Larxene: [[spoiler: ''(laughing hysterically, but stops when she realizes what Xemnas said)'' Wait - HEY!]]
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9518583/1/11-Drunk-Nobodies-Play-Slender 11 Drunk Nobodies Play Slender]], in which Xemnas and Saix have to go out for the night (due to the fact that Saix is a werewolf and Xemnas doesn't want any more supernatural shenanigans happening in his castle) and so the rest of Organization XIII decides to steal his supply of booze and play ''VideoGame/{{Slender}}''. [[AlcoholInducedIdiocy Drunken]] HilarityEnsues.
** Xaldin and Demyx play a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors to decide who plays next. Neither of them use the right signs and it ends with Xaldin punching Demyx out.
** When they find the first page:
--> '''Roxas''': No - ''hic!'' - eyes, always wat - ''hic!'' - watches. Creepy...''hic!''
--> '''Demyx''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Like Xigbar?]]
--> '''Xigbar''': What?! [[EyepatchOfPower I've still got one eye, you idiot!]]
--> '''Demyx''': Shut up, angry pirate...
** Luxord gets so hammered he becomes unable to talk coherently.
** Demyx singing the "Secret Tunnel Song" from ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''.
** Roxas' confidence going right out the window:
--> '''Roxas''': I CAN do this! I'm gonna beat the Slender Man!
--> ''(One GilliganCut later)''
--> '''Roxas''': ''(terrified)'' I can't do this! What made me think I could do this?!
** [[PlayingWithFire Axel's]] proposed solution for defeating Slender Man: KillItWithFire.
--> '''Axel''': ''(sing-song)'' [[Disney/TheLionKingIISimbasPride Roasty toasty Slender, roasty toasty Slender!]]
** When Xigbar suggests finding Marluxia and Larxene to help them, since they won't be afraid of Slender Man:
--> '''Axel''': Yeah, Larxene! That bitch isn't scared of anything! She'll kick Slender Man's ass!
--> '''Demyx''': ''(excitedly)'' Or maybe he'll eat her!
** Larxene's reasoning for why the rest of the Organization hasn't figured out that she and Marluxia are a [[BattleCouple couple]]:
--> '''Larxene''': None of them suspect a thing about us being together: [[MistakenForGay they all think you're gay anyway.]]
--> '''Marluxia''': What?! I ''told'' them, [[AgentPeacock I just happen to like flowers and my hair color is completely natural!]]
** When Zexion and Roxas go out to find Marluxia and Larxene, they hear the two of them talking in a closet. Zexion opens the door...[[spoiler: and finds them [[MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces ass naked and starting to get it on.]]]] Then there's Zexion attempting to curb Larxene's UnstoppableRage at being caught:
--> '''Zexion''': L-Listen, Larxene...w-w-we didn't mean to walk in on you...we just...''(Larxene summons her lighting)'' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere The hell with it - Run, Roxas!]]
** When [[TheBrute Lexaeus]] realizes he got a page, he uppercuts Xaldin in the chin and yells, [[LiveActionTV/DrakeAndJosh "COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO, THE COW SAYS MOO!"]]
** This exchange:
--> '''Larxene''': So, just how wasted are you guys?
--> '''Demyx''': Aaaah! The devil! ''(turns and runs smack into the window)''
--> '''Larxene''': I'm going to take that as a "plastered off your asses."
** When Marluxia brings up "the time we had to watch Xaldin and Demyx in Speedos, twerking to 'Shake That Ass, Bitch.'"
--> '''Xaldin and Demyx''': ''(snickering)''
--> '''Larxene''': Shut it, you dickbags, that was a traumatic experience.
** Demyx' response to Larxene's [[EmbarrassingNickname nickname]] for Marluxia.
--> '''Demyx''': You call him Lulu?
--> '''Larxene''': Yes...What about it?
--> '''Demyx''': So what does he call you, Lala?
--> '''Larxene''': ''(punches him across the room)''
** Demyx going PapaWolf for his [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext daughter from the future]] when Larxene insults her and Luxord's future self apparently got her stuck in the [[Series/DoctorWho Time Vortex.]]
** Zexion's NoHoldsBarredBeatdown of Xigbar when the latter annoys him one time too many. [[Manga/SoulEater "ZEXION CHOP!"]]
** When Vexen (hiding in the air vents to fuck with the other members) throws his voice and scares the shit out of everyone, they all start screaming, and there's one shrill scream that drowns out all the rest. Xaldin yells at Larxene to stop screaming, and she snaps back "That wasn't me!" and gestures to [[spoiler: [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl Marluxia]]. ]]
** "I AM MAMA AXEL! GOT IT MEMORIZED?! ALL HAIL THE CHOCOBO KING!"
** Demyx's [[DrunkenSong drunken rendition]] of the Spider-Man theme song on sitar:
--> ''Slender Man, Slender Man''
--> ''Does whatever a Slender can''
--> ''Can he swing, from a web?''
--> ''I dunno, I'm way too drunk''
--> ''Look ouuuut, he is the Slender Maaaaan...''

[[/folder]]





[[folder: Mass Effect]]
* The list ''100 things Commander Shepherd's Crew'll Mutiny Over'' contains a lot of these while keeping the crew (at least mostly) in character.
--> "5. Tali and her engineering minions WILL NOT make the Normandy into a giant transforming robot. No matter how many times you ask. Or how many crayon drawing you have Grunt make of it."
--> "7. You are no longer allowed to throw soap bars into Jack's mouth. Gabby and Ken are tired of repairing the bulkheads."
--> "24. Doctor Chakwas orders that you are to stop headbutting people. God gave you guns and fists for a reason.
--> "63. You are not allowed to enter pics of Tali'zorah's posterier to Bootylicious Quarians Monthly.
--> "69. No longer allowed to hit Garrus upside the head for his new catch phrase of "what the dealio." Unless he does it more than three times in one day. Then his ass is yours.
--> "longer allowed to go on the TV Tropes extranet site unsupervised. Last time you went on there, it took seven hours to get you off.
--> "89. Quit hogging the heavy weapons and start sharing.
--> "90. Stop trying to get Grunt 'hooked on phonics.'"
--> "91. Quit making fun of Jacobs pick up lines. It's cruel to torture the crippled.
--> "95. The collector weapons and armor are useless, ugly, and icky. Toss 'em.
--> "97. Not allowed to make fun of Tali's pet names for drones, Commander Plays-With-Toy-Ships."
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5840655/1/A_Harmless_Pastime This]] ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'' fanfic, which is based around the concept of Shepard being a SlashFic writer who ships everyone on the ship with everyone else, has more than a few gems. Jack's [[ClusterFBomb ClusterFBombs]] are taken [[TheUnintelligible to a new extreme,]] Jacob discovers [[HoYay an unsettling fic]] about him and Thane, and we find out [[CovertPervert Kelly]] may even worse:
-->"So you mean Shepard's actually getting off on imagining us all having sex with each other?" Tali asked.
-->"Apparently so." Miranda said, scowling. "Disgusting though the thought may be. I can just picture her sitting alone at night, coming up with all these perverted scenarios."
-->"Yes," Kelly said. "She must be spending hours in her quarters, sitting at her terminal, probably naked. Touching herself as she writes. Her beautiful face illuminated only by the light from the screen as she brings herself to orgasm, her mind empty of everything but sex, sex, sex! Oh!" The Yeoman gasped. "I think I need to lie down."
-->Tali gave the Yeoman a dubious look and decided it was just better to ignore her from now on.
** Oh christ Jack's F-bombs are hilarious. Half the sentences are bleeped and the other half is NoodleImplements
*** And in the end, Thane comes in, Jacob nearly shoots him, and then a fight happens.
** Grunt is somewhat confused by the whole thing (the tank's imprints don't mention mating rituals), gets bored halfway through, and starts randomly headbutting the walls.
** And Garrus? [[spoiler:"Oh, Pressly, my love! I miss you so much!" Garrus wailed.]] [[IKnewIt We always suspected.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Matrix]]
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6706547/1/Pointless-Agent-Insanity Pointless Agent Insanity]] is an 18-chapter long CrowningMomentOfFunny that [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext makes as little sense in context as it does out of context]]. Naming every great moment would take up a full page, but here's some highlights.
** When Agent Smith's code becomes corrupted by exposure to Jesse McCartney, Agents Jones and Brown have to purge his system by tying him up and forcing him to watch 30 seasons of soap operas on DVD, plus 18 straight hours of bonus materials on extra tracks. This experience ended up traumatizing him.
--> '''Smith''': My favorite artist is U2! U2, ''How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb,'' I tell you! I've never even heard of 98 Degrees, please, please don't make me watch Theresa and Ethan make out again! MOMMY, I DON'T WANT TO!
** This, after Agent Jones comes home from work to find the house a mess:
--> '''Jones''': What the HELL? I go out for one hour, and expect YOU two to keep the house from destruction, MY house, of which I pay the mortgage with MY money and everything in it as well, with MY job as a waitress at the local restaurant...And every day I receive the most peculiar stares from programs, MY programs, programs that I MYSELF am in charge of, and, apparently, along with TWO OTHER AGENTS TO SHARE THE WORKLOAD BECAUSE THE MATRIX LIKES THE NUMBER THREE AND THEREFORE EVERYBODY WORKS IN THREES, BUT NOOO, I HAVE TO WORK ALONE, PUT ON A WIG, SMILE, AND SAY TO FORTY-YEAR-OLD CREEPERS, 'HELLO, MY NAME IS ALICE! MIGHT I RECOMMEND THE CHICKEN? WOULD YOU LIKE THE CHECK NOW, SIR? NO, THERE ARE NO MORE HIGH CHAIRS! PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THE WAITRESSES, SIR! I REPEAT, DO NOT TOUCH THE WAITRESSES! I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS FIFTEEN PERCENT OF A $24.98 CHECK OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD! NO! IT IS NOT POSTED ON THE SPECIALS BOARD! GET A DAMN CALCULATOR! I AM GOING OUT FOR A CIGARETTE! TELL THEM TO SEAT THEIR DAMN SELVES! I DON'T CARE IF THEY ARE FROM THE SENIOR HOME, THEY STILL HAVE LEGS, RIGHT? NO! WELL, TOO BAD!'"
** What happens when Smith tries to take a bathroom break? "Two minutes later he emerged from the bathroom, triumphant. The toilet had sucked him into Narnia, whereupon his arrival he was imprisoned and forced to labor as a resident dragon slayer. He dripped wet with the blood and gore of victory. Not today, he laughed. Not today."
** "BEHOLD THE ALMIGHTY RUBBER DUCKY!" (Soon after this is said, Brown goes into a mall dressed as the rubber ducky pinata and is almost mauled to death by an onslaught of sugar-high children and half the crew of ''Jackass.'')
** The RunningGag of Smith contending with his ArchNemesis - the Idaho red potato.
--> '''Smith''': I don't know what is more disturbing: the fact that Mister Rogers is half-baked somewhere in a Columbian drug field or the fact that I almost get killed my a random potato every time I exhale through my left nostril."
** Pretty much everything "Morpheus the Socialist I-Don't-Believe-In-Numbers-Because-They're-All-Equal-To-Me dumbass" says is hilarious. Agent Smith being the OnlySaneMan among an entire cast that's TooDumbToLive counts too.
** All the Agents of the Matrix apparently have standard copies of Justin Bieber's fourth grade diary.
** After attempting to perform Shakespeare and failing badly, [[LiveActionTV/JerseyShore Pauly D]] rides home on a flying cow, which Snooki then unleashes a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown on for blowing hay into her face.
** Smith's reaction to having to act like a human for 24 hours. "Whew...This is even harder than the time I had to tap-dance on the North Vietnamese border with a giant sign that read 'Nationalist Greetings From Ho Chih Minh' and dodge five hundred and eighty-seven short-range 'welcome mats.'"
** Chapter 10: "Mr. Smith Goes To College." That is all.
** This exchange:
--> '''Smith''': You two stay in the car. Now, I have a couple of rules you must follow while I am gone.
--> '''Brown and Jones''': ''(fighting over a chewy toy)'' Awwwwwww, but Mooooooooom.
--> '''Smith''': Rule Number One. I know that Pepsi and Mentos are an interesting combination, but do not blow anything up with them unless you are prepared to vacuum the inside of the car and get sucked into Narnia just like we did last time. Rule Number Two: Do not switch each other's bodies. God knows how that happened, but I suppose with you two, anything is possible.
--> Jones shuddered, hearing Brown's taunting voice ringing from the depths: ''Stop hitting yourself! Stop smacking yourself upside the head with this here frying pan! Stop kicking yourself in the nads! Stop setting yourself on fire! Stop beating yourself against this brick wall! Stop watching these eighty-two episode marathons of Oprah!''
--> '''Smith''': ...Rule Number Three: Do not kick, punch, scratch, tear, pierce, shred, detonate, decimate, annihilate, maul, eradicate, mar, ruin, spraypaint, defecate, or else defile or destroy anything within the planetary radius. Do you understand me so far?
--> '''Brown and Jones''': Yes ma'am - sir - Justin Timberlake.
--> '''Smith''': Good. Oh, I almost forgot the most important rule - Rule Number Four. This, my sirs, is called the ignition. You are to never, under ANY circumstances, touch it. It is the one thing you never touch. You can touch matches, toxins, forks in toasters, open electrical sockets, explosive substances, and nuclear waste, but the ignition is explicitly dangerous to your health. Think of the ignition as my sunglasses: you touch Smith's sunglasses without his written permission, you die a slow, horrible, painful, black roasting death by means of Smith cooking you for dinner.
--> '''Jones''': ''(raises hand)''
--> '''Smith''': Yes, Jones?
--> '''Jones''': Are we gonna be tasty? 'Cause Jones can get awfully bland without a pinch of oregano.
--> '''Smith''': NO!
** What makes the above exchange even funnier is that when Smith leaves, Brown and Jones take the car anyway [[LoopholeAbuse (without physically touching the ignition)]] and drive it through a restaurant ''Film/DukesOfHazzard'' style.
** The MoodWhiplash when Smith confronts Morpheus.
--> '''Smith''': So the great Morpheus wishes to dance? We'll dance, little man...[[ExactWords Oh, we'll dance.]]
--> Starring in the Australian production of ''Theater/{{Grease}},'' Morpheus sported a curly blond wig as Sandy and Smith a black leather jacket as Danny, as the two foes sang "Summer Lovin" onstage.
--> '''Tank''': ''(crying uncontrollably)'' No, Morpheus!
** Smith's reaction when Neo [[spoiler: breaks his sunglasses.]] "What was that? Why is the world so bright? Did I die?"
** When Smith is about to kill Neo, he asks if he has any last requests. Neo happily requests two chocolate milkshakes ("I don't recall you saying ''a'' last request, or ''one'' last request, or a ''normal'' last request. Now. Come on. Let's get less with the angry-twitchy and more with the chocolate milkshakeys.") and takes the entire rest of the day to finish the one in his left hand. When Smith tries to resume their fight, Neo points out that he still has to finish his right hand milkshake. Smith promptly shoots said milkshake.
--> '''Neo''': You ''bastard!'' You killed him! ''You killed my chocolate milkshake!'' No, don't die, Marty! You're going to live! You're going to live, goddammit, and we're going to have it all! We'll take that vacation in Maui just like you wanted, and we'll get remarried on the beach, and we'll ride all the rides at Fantasy Island, and I promise you, this time I won't throw up from the top of the Ferris Wheel just to see how high up we are! ''(spontaneously dies)''
** Rachel Ray's reaction to anyone [[SeriousBusiness trashing the use of Parmesan cheese]]. "The audience gave her a standing ovation as she ripped off her costume, revealing a pterodactyl underneath, spread her scaly fifteen-foot wings and flew braying through the roof."
** [[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman's]] explanation of [[HeroicMime why he doesn't talk]]: "UNTIL HER PREGNANCY IN HER EARLY THIRTIES, MY MOTHER MADE THE VERY QUESTIONABLE CHOICE OF SMOKING MEOW MIX."
** Apparently pressing F11 is "the Architect's shortcut for 'smack yo'self like you some trick at a slow-ass truckstop.'"
** The author BreakingTheFourthWall to confuse and scare the living shit out of Tank, and Simon Cowell's consistently failing attempt to take over the world turning out to be [[spoiler: all him on a mescaline trip in a hotel room.]]


[[/folder]]

[[folder: My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]
* ''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/68260/1 Certain Advantages]]'' has Princess Celestia and Princess Luna entering the Sisterhooves Social obstacle race and... HilarityEnsues. Every damn line. Highlights include:
** Celestia "[[ImmodestOrgasm sealing]]" her magic to be fair to the other racers.
** Everyone learning the proper meaning of "bunghole." [[spoiler: It's a part of a barrel, like the one Celestia is stuck in for most of the story]].
-->'''Apple Bloom:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext “The princess’s bunghole is all in peril and such!”]]
** "[[MeanwhileBackAtThe Meanwhile, back at the fjord]], things had taken a turn for the theological."
** The crew of Diamond Dogs the Royal Sisters keep tormenting by accident. [[spoiler: Only not really.]]
** Twilight crying and teleporting all over the place.
** Rainbow Dash failing to understand the meaning of "sardonic."
** "[[MyFriendsAndZoidberg ...and]] [[RunningGag Scootaloo]]."
** Rainbow Dash being so stunned by the Sisters' performance that [[spoiler: that she ''distorts space and time'' until she and everything around her are frozen in place]].
-->'''Spike:''' Whoa, that's freaky.
** Granny's Smith's team of masseuses.
** Celestia's "little favor" she asks of the pie chef.
** “Oh dear,” she said, “I seem to have some difficulty with my bunghole.”
** Pretty much every time [[InherentlyFunnyWords bunghole]] is used in a sentence.
* ''What Rarity Needs'' has Pinkie Pie learning to express disappointment.
--->'''Pinkie''': Oh no. That's bad. How do we express disappointment? I know, a party! No! Bad Pinkie Pie! Parties are only for good things. This is a Bad Thing. How do ponies express bad things? I know! Cursing!\\
'''Rarity''': Darling, wha-?\\
'''Pinkie''': FUCK A MAILBOX. SHIT DAMN. ASS.\\
'''Rarity''': Pinkie Pie, dear, don't be vulgar! ...Especially when you're so bad at it...
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Naruto]]
* This excerpt from ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5487479/1/Ask_Me_No_Questions Ask Me No Questions]]''. (Yes, team 7 is Sasuke/Naruto/Hinata, and YES they fought a [[CthulhuMythos Shoggoth]]. (They're now in an alternate world now.)
-->The description of the shoggoth was particularly vivid, as well as their various experiences inside the beast. Sasuke used a minor genjutsu, with permission from the adults who knew it was harmless, to give a brief recap of it chasing them out of the swamp, which he still remembered in vivid clarity.\\
"Oh, my. I'm certainly glad we don't have those in our world," Sarutobi said grimly.\\
"Really?!" Naruto asked.\\
"No. I've fought some amazing things, including the Kyubi, but I've never seen or heard of anything like that," Kakashi confirmed, feeling a little proud of 'his' students.\\
They paused to consider that amazing revelation that even some of the fundamental stuff of their world was not the same in the new one.\\
Then, very seriously, Sasuke walked over and gave Kakashi a hug.\\
Kakashi was, needless to say, somewhat freaked out by this.\\
"Best. Alternate." Hinata began.\\
"World. EVER!" Naruto cheered. "Woohoo! No shoggoths! Goodbye nightmares, hello sweet dreams! Forget trying to fix things," he said, turning to the Hokage. "Can we stay? Please?"
* Chapter 11 of ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7822195/11/Danzo-s-Team Danzos Team]]'' channels ForrestGump in a moment between Naruto and Ibiki.
--> '''Ibiki''': "[[DrillSergeantNasty Alright Bugs! That's more than enough excitement. The next time one of you insects steps, looks or twitches in a way I don't like I will personally ruin you.]] I am the head of this chuunin selection exam's first test, but you don't need to know that. All you need to know from now on is that [[BlasphemousBoast I am the man other gods call God]]. So when I say move you damn well should already be where I want you. Am I clear!"\\
'''Naruto''': "Crystal clear, Sir!"\\
* Ibiki appears directly in front of Naruto*
--> '''Ibiki''': "What did you say genin Uzumaki?"
--> '''Naruto''': "I said crystal clear, Sir!"
--> '''Ibiki''':That's right! You must be some kind of god damn genius! Genin Uzumaki! You are the only bug in the room that managed to get my question right."
* In ''Hell And Back'' Naruto has spent over 50 years in Hell ([[YearInsideHourOutside though only 3 for everyone else]]) and when he finally uses a real bathroom, he falls to his knees in joy. Tsume even asks if she should give him and the latrine some time alone.
* While building levees in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6694302/2/Naruto-Myoushuu-no-Fuuin Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin]]'', Naruto comes up with the idea to use seals to turn the annual flood into a lake and tells Kakashi to figure out how big a lake they'll need while Naruto designs the seal. After Sakura repeatedly corrects his math, Kakashi throws her the scroll and turns to Sasuke.
-->'''Kakashi''': "So, you come up with a way to make me feel inadequate and completely superfluous today, too?"
-->'''Sasuke''': "Well, I could show you my ''two'' sharingan eyes if you really want."\\
* Kakashi shoves him into a pile of sand bags.*
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5001646/29/Nothing-but-Trouble Nothing but Trouble]]'' is pretty much nothing but this but one line really stands out.
-->'''Tsunade''': "Did your (female) genin just motorboat me?"
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9920512/1/Reaching-for-a-Dream Reaching for a Dream]]'' after Naruto and Xanna make love for the first time, rather than the usual fanon about how great it was for both of them, Xanna tells Naruto he sucks and tells him to spend some time in brothels until he gets better.
* In ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/1134293 Super Naruto]]'' Naruto tries to unravel the mystery that is {{Fanon}}![[{{Crossdresser}} Haku]]:
-->''During training, he meets a cute girl who proves not to be a girl at all, but a guy who Naruto suspects to be a girl after all. By the time he gets to wondering why a girl would pretend to be a guy pretending to be a girl and whether he - or she - was really a boy pretending to be a girl pretending to be a guy pretending to be a girl, the girl - who actually might be pretending to be a boy pretending to be a girl pretending to be a boy pretending to be a girl - had already left. He had a headache by the time hermaphroditism entered his theories about the girl pretending to be a boy pretending to be a girl, or boy pretending to be a girl. Then he knocked himself out.''
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3598487/8/A-Twist-of-Chance A Twist of Chance]]'', Naruto shows up earlier than normal to a team meeting. In between his arrival and Sasuke's, Kakashi walks past at least five separate times without Sakura noticing once, doing things like walking a dog, buying groceries, and escorting children. Naruto then realizes that Kakashi always shows up on time but keeps leaving until Sakura notices him, and since she keeps insisting he doesn't show up for at least three hours, Naruto and Sasuke show up later, causing Kakashi to show up even later. By sunset (the meeting was set for noon), everyone's been there for hours but due to Naruto's new outfit and the fact he's quietly reading, the others still haven't noticed him yet. When Sakura finally realizing the coughing civilian is Naruto, she demands to know where he's been. Naruto rattles off a list of excuses that exactly match what Kakashi was doing earlier.
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5735361/1/ Vengeance: The Musical! Starring Sasuke Uchiha.]]'' Pretty much all of it, but special mention has to go to:
** The "Flaming Motorcycle to Impress Chicks" technique.
** Itachi threatening to beat Kisame with an umbrella for 72 hours.
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext Orochimaru and Haku discussing their respective shampoo brands.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Neon Genesis Evangelion]]
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5281978/1/bBum_b_bReviews_b_The_End_of_Evangelion This fanfic]], essentially a {{WebVideo/Bum Review|s}} of ''[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion End of Evangelion]]'' is absolutely ''hilarious''. Chester does his best to review the movie, even trying to explain it:
-->"And then...well...so now…you see…this thing...oh, how can I explain this? Give me a moment."
-->Minutes later...
-->"So um," The Bum was writing on his notepad, wearing glasses and trying to figure out what happened next in the movie. "there're more strange dialogs, monologs, ass-ologs. More random flashbacks and cut-scenes…a floating head of a panda…an upside-down chicken mask…a heavily-armed clown…Michael Jackson…"
-->Hours later…
-->The Bum was drawing alien symbols and calculating mathematical equations on a chalk board, still clueless about the rest of the movie. "So there are these Rei clones appearing spontaneously…um, whoever they touch turns into carrot juice…then there are some people walking into a theatre…and oh yeah, Michael Jackson."
** And then, at the end, he finally snaps...
--->"So let's review this…there's an Eva pilot who has a fetish on exposed hospital patients, an officer who likes to have sex with young boys and a Lieutenant who's secretly a lesbian working in a special agency."
--->"WHAT KIND OF PSYCHOTIC SCREWBALL WROTE THIS SCRIPT? I bet the entire animation staff were high on drugs during the entire production! Even I could have made a better movie than them!"
* Chapter 1 of Zentrodie's ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' [[FreakyFridayFlip Body-Swap]]/GenderBender comedy fic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4632418/1/It_Canrt_Get_Worse It Can't Get Worse]]'' is one CMOF after anonther. Standout moment is Asuka-in-Shinji's body waking up to her/his first morning erection:
-->"For roughly ten seconds Asuka's sleep deprived and overly stressed mind continued to fantasize about his guardian. His hand under no actual central control found a happy little friend that was standing by the curbside that morning. 'Oh hello there Little Asuka how are you today?' the hand asked. Little Asuka's reply way 'I'm a little lonely how about you and I dance for awhile?' To which the hand joyously said, 'I thought you'd never ask, lets dance to Misato's fucking hot?' Little Asuka let Mr. Hand lead with a parting, 'I think I can get to like that song.'"
* In [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5093352/1/ Deus ex Evangelion]], Shinji got swallowed by the Eva during his first battle, and Asuka needs to be flown in to be his replacement. Later on, Toji's [[spoiler:revealed as the Fourth Child about ten episodes early]]. After the Gaghiel fight, he asks Asuka out on a date. Right in front of the "Eva". Cue a silent IfYouEverDoAnythingToHurtHer moment between the two.
* Absolutely everything in the ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' fanfiction ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2510180/1/ Shinji Just Snaps and Totally Wails on Everything]]'', with is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin. Highlights include but are definitely not limited to Gendo's Laz-E-Bastard, an EVA-sized GroinAttack, the tragic fate of Sergeant Trumpy, Asuka's epically failed attempt at using fanservice as a weapon, and Rei's non-verbal PrecisionFStrike.
* The fanfic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6186041/1/ Mobile Fighter Evangelion]]'' has lots of funny moments, like Pen-Pen and one of Ritsuko's cats piloting Gundams, Ritsuko as a MadScientist and Gendo "taking revenge" on SEELE at the third chapter.

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Sonic The Hedgehog]]
* FanFic/SonicEvilRebornZero has one during Episode 14, "Dance of The Dead" when Knuckles avoids a trap door in Eggman's base, mulls over Jynx, and winds up walking into the trap door.
* FanFic/SonicXDarkChaos has this gem:
---> Chris: "Yeah, here's the problem. The words 'Satan' and "promise" don't go very well together."
** Also in Episode 65 when Vector discusses his plan to get Tails and Cosmo together:
---> Vector: "We gotta make sure Tails enjoys his time and has fun with her."
---> Charmy: "You mean they're gonna have-"
---> Vector: "Not ''THAT'' kind of fun!"

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Soul Eater]]

* In [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/564736/chapters/1010106 A Matter of Trust]], the incident from Soul and Maka's double-date with Tsubaki and Black Star, involving "a horny Black Star, a willing to please Tsubaki, and a popcorn box with a hole cut in the bottom. Toss in the group of nuns sitting behind them..."
--> '''Maka''': At least we weren't banned from that theater along with them. I thought the manager was really very understanding when we explained that we had no idea who the two perverts were.
--> '''Soul''': Hm. Surruptitious Ninja Handjob my ass. Points to Tsubaki for trying to pass the mess off as butter though.
** Near the beginning of the fic, Maka realizes she's attracted to Soul and we get this line:
--> Maka had blushed, feeling foolish because this was Soul, the guy who ate raw fish and left his dirty socks on the coffee table and was his ass always that illegally delicious?
* In [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9293470/1/SoMa-Family-Drabbles SoMa Family Drabbles]], Soul tells Kid that he'll need to take some time off because Maka is pregnant. Kid's response? [[DeadpanSnarker Snark at him.]]
--> '''Soul''': Maka's pregnant. She's already a couple weeks along. I missed the beginning of this, I'm not missing any more of it.
--> '''Kid''': Well, I assume you were there for the ''beginning'' of the whole thing.
--> '''Soul''': [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you.]]
--> '''Kid''': I don't want to risk impregnation, thanks.
--> '''Soul''': What? Wait, how do you...Never mind, I don't want to know.
* From [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9954045/1/A-Very-Soul-Eater-Christmas A Very Soul Eater Christmas]], Soul attempted to decorate the Christmas tree the year before and somehow ended up setting it on fire. Even ''he's'' not sure how it happened.
** Kid, Liz, and Patty's [[HumanLadder attempts to decorate their manor]] for a Christmas party, made very difficult by Kid's SuperOCD.
** Tsubaki finishes baking for the party and comes into the living room to find Black Star sitting on top of the Christmas tree:
--> '''Tsubaki''': ''(FacePalm)'' Why are you up there, Black Star?
--> '''Black Star''': Come on, Tsubaki, [[IncrediblyLamePun you know we have to have the biggest star on top of our tree!]]
* The oneshot [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9979190/1/It-s-Elementary It's Elementary]], in which [[OverprotectiveDad Spirit]] tries his very best to preserve his daughter's virginity and HilarityEnsues.
** As a very unsubtle warning, he puts a picture of [[GroinAttack a severed penis]] in Soul's locker.
--> '''Black Star''': Look at this! Look who signed it! Soul found it in his locker. It's hysterical!
--> '''Tsubaki''': Spirit drew this? Oh, my god, it's all bloody! He even drew sound-effect screams! Goodness!
** When Spirit recruits Stein to help him "cock block [his] daughter."
--> '''Spirit''': Anyway, so she mentioned that she and her ugly little horndog weapon had a plane to catch for a mission in Canada. Tonight. They left about ten minutes ago, actually. So we're going on a little panty raid.
--> '''Stein''': Every single syllable you just said both terrifies and disturbs me. No. No, no, no.
--> '''Spirit''': I need you! This is difficult for me! I need moral support! I thought we were friends!
--> '''Stein''': No.
--> '''Spirit''': Please?
--> '''Stein''': ''No!''
--> ''(One GilliganCut later, they're both at Maka and Soul's apartment)''
--> '''Stein''': I hate you.
** Then there's what Spirit insists they both wear on their 'mission': ski masks and matching T-shirts that have "Virginity Police" on them in glittery, bright pink lettering.
--> '''Stein''': ''(holding his shirt at arm's length)'' Tell me you didn't have these made.
--> '''Spirit''': Nah, I had them laying around.
** Stein going full-DeadpanSnarker and giving Spirit a hard time.
--> '''Spirit''': You take the bastard's room, I'll take my [[DotingParent darling marshmallow flufflet's]] room.
--> '''Stein''': Right. What exactly am I looking for? A calendar with one day marked 'Fuck Albarn's daughter into the mattress?' An economy-sized box of Magnum condoms? Gallons of K-Y?
--> '''Spirit''': ''(squeals, trips, and hits his head on the wall)''

--> '''Stein''': You and Blair are fucking so enthusiastically I think the Pope has occasional heart palpitations out of sheer principle.

--> '''Spirit''': ''(holding Soul's shirt on a pair of tongs)'' Evidence, right?
--> '''Stein''': [[ShoutOut Indubitably, my dear Albarn.]] You know there's a lot more where that came from in the scythe's room. It's a cross between Vegas at New Year's and Hugh Hefner's bachelor party in there. Really, I'm rather impressed. You should see the sex swing, it's amazing the ceiling of an apartment this old can support it -
--> '''Spirit''': You keep this up I'll take back your Virginity Police shirt.
--> '''Stein''': I can only hope.
* By the same author of the above fic, there's [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10265333/1/They-Shook-Death-City They Shook Death City]], in which Maka and another meister ([[spoiler: who turns out to be equally bad driver Black Star]]) get into a fight over their conflicting driving habits, with disastrous consequences.
--> Upon being enlightened as to the full extent of the damage his two top meisters actually caused - including but not limited to three smashed cars, four toppled trees, one stop sign used as a giant frisbee of doom, a severely traumatized poodle that was briefly sent into orbit, the total loss of one 7-11 convenience store and the neighboring pizza place, the creation of a new lake, and the burned, gutted remnants of an Escalade mysteriously impaled atop a telephone pole - Lord Death roundly refused to pay any bail. In fact, he assigned them both trash pickup on the side of the freeway for the next year.


[[/folder]]

[[folder:Star Trek]]
* While everything by canis_takahari on LJ is basically solid gold, her Kirk/[=McCoy=] fic [[http://canis-takahari.livejournal.com/326645.html#cutid1 Fever]] deserves special mention for Jim's landshark maneuver. All you need is the Jaws soundtrack and you're good:
-->Approximately six seconds later, he’s belly-crawling along the ‘Fleet-issued cord carpet toward the bedside table. [=McCoy=] is snoring lightly, sprawled motionless on the mattress. For a moment, there is utter stillness in the room as Jim slithers up alongside the storage unit and then rises over the edge of the bed like a creature emerging from the black lagoon. [=McCoy=]-centric observation proceeds for the next thirty seconds as Jim watches the steady rise and fall of his chest, only the top of his head visible, and then he disappears below once more.
** Also, this: (a very sexual conversation has just been had)
--->'''James T. Kirk sent to Leonard H. [=McCoy=]: ...Do you think the Academy monitors the text-only comm feeds?'''
--->'''Christopher Pike sent to James T. Kirk and Leonard H. [=McCoy=]: Yes, Kirk, it does. For the record, I hate you both.'''
--->'''Leonard H. [=McCoy=] sent to James T. Kirk: jim you have exactly one hour to get your sorry ass off-planet before I come find you and put my boot through your pelvis'''
* For SlashFic in general, the "Rude Person" {{meme}}. It's a parody of the traditional Kirk/Spock plot (A shuttlecraft crash, hiding in a cave, Spock going into [[MateOrDie Pon Farr]], Kirk helping him through it) by retelling it in several different dialects, such as [[http://www.thyla.com/preschool.html preschooler]], [[http://www.trekiverse.org/archive/2000/parody/rude/RudePersonRoadRage road rage]], or [[http://www.trekiverse.org/archive/2000/parody/rude/PostModernPerson-UnpackingPonFarr academic post-modernist]].
* [[http://near-family.livejournal.com/11167.html]] Here we have "Is wegetable fornication." courtesy of Chekov, as well as:
-->"[=McCoy=] to Chapel." He says, barely waiting for his head nurse to reply before cutting her off. "Bingo!"
-->"Son of a Bitch!" Chapel yells in disbelief. Jim is briefly shocked speechless. He's never heard the woman curse before. "We're hardly ten minutes in, there's no way you've got five this fast!"
-->"Jim has a remarkable collection." Bones is fucking gleeful. "You'd be amazed."
-->"Gimme that!" Jim snatches the PADD from Bones' hand just as Chekov's leaning in to get a look. He glances over the table currently being displayed. Blinks and reads the title again. "STD Bingo? Bones!"
* [[http://lazulisong.livejournal.com/1051671.html?page=2#comments]] The one in which poor Spock is unable to remove an unwanted, sleepwalking Kirk (and a Tribble) from his bed:
--> '''Kirk''': "So I don't know, maybe I sleep walked to a warm place," said Kirk.
--> '''Spock''': That is a logical possibility. However, I would appreciate it very much, Captain, if you would awake-walk back to your own quarters, and take that animal with you.
** The fourth time Spock woke up to the captain in his bed was approximately thirty point two seven seven five minutes after the third time. The captain had somehow managed to transport himself, the cats, the tribble and the woolly afghan back into Spock's bed, despite a security lock that shocked intruders first and asked for identification later. It occurred to him that the tribble smelled slightly of electricity. There were times when Spock wished with all his human heart that James Kirk actually was, to quote Dr [=McCoy=] again, as dumb and pretty as he looked.
---> '''Spock''': Captain, I have no desire to actually know why your shirt states that the viewer has been very naughty and should go to your room, or why that action is requested, but by Lt Uhura's reaction, I am assured it is neither appropriate nor professional.
** "Hey," said the captain feelingly. "Did you nerve pinch me again? You know I hate it when you nerve pinch me."
--->"I apologize, Captain, but I had not expected you to invade my bed again," said Spock.
--->"I didn't 'invade' your bed!" argued the captain, sitting up.
--->"You put yourself, two cats, a tribble, and a hand-knit bed covering in my bed, and then told me we should keep meeting like this," said Spock.
* List of Enterprise Crew Facts [[http://community.livejournal.com/st_xi_kink/1886.html?thread=3190110#t3190110]]
** Sulu doesn't pilot the Enterprise through space, space moves around the Enteprise.
** Scotty doesn't break the laws of physics, he forces the laws of physics to rewrite themselves.
** Uhura is in fact the reason the Vulcan language now has a word for "fucking".
** Kirk is in fact the reason the word "fuck" exists in any language.
** Chekov does not have a Russian accent. Russia has a Chekov accent.
* [[http://community.livejournal.com/st_xi_kink_meme/3516.html?thread=3284156#t3284156 This kink meme fill]]
-->'''Nero''': You think he likes me? I mean like likes me. He's so dreamy.
-->'''Ayel''': Perhaps chaining him down in Engineering is not a proper way to express your affection.
-->'''Nero''': But I don't want him to get away!
** Later:
--->'''Nero''': I'm sure you have many questions for me. I have only one for you. What's your sign, baby?
--->Pike stared. And stared some more, his mouth working soundlessly. There was dead silence.
--->It was finally broken by a sharp, resounding smack.
--->The palm print on Ayel's forehead lasted for days.
* [[http://fiction.entstcommunity.org/viewstory.php?sid=2353 This]] ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' fanfic, in which the entire main cast save Captain Archer is transformed into sentient, talking animals. While the entire thing is hilarious, easily the funniest bit is Malcolm Reed, who greatly enjoys blowing things up and can think of any number of truly unpleasant ways to kill anything, stalking around as a perpetually offended, always-dignified, blue-grey-eyed, black-furred... house cat. Who absolutely turns into a boneless pile of kitty goo for belly rubs. To the point where he earns the moniker "Lieutenant Floppy Puddle of Ecstasy." Please note there is mention of Archer/Reed slash, although it's not explicit.
** Not to mention Travis breaking his leg...again. And Malcolm freaking out over Porthos and climbing onto Archer's head.
* From Lady Ra's ''[[http://www.visionsofprettyboys.com/StarTrek/Emotions.htm Emotions]]'':
-->'''[=McCoy=]''': You know that betting pool?
-->'''Kirk''': The one that doesn't exist?
-->'''[=McCoy=]''': Yeah, that one.
* In ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9279948/1/Unbeaten Unbeaten]]'' when Kirk and Khan are imprisoned together on the planet of the SnakePeople:
-->'''Kirk:''' Let us out!
-->'''Khan:''' For the last time Kirk, they cannot comprehend you. This might astound you but highly evolved species like the Gurachii find [[AliensSpeakingEnglish learning a mediocre language like human English]] an unjustifiable waste of time.
-->'''Kirk:''' Oh well thank you for your input interpreter Khan. Weren't you supposed to be able to negotiate with these highly evolved snake-people, or whatever the hell they are; being such a brilliant [[Franchise/HarryPotter parcelmouth]] and all.
-->'''Khan:''' I don't understand that reference Kirk and [[NeverMyFault I don't appreciate you placing the blame of your own typical stupidity on my shoulders.]]
* [[http://mekosuchinae.livejournal.com/98029.html The Fistbump is Non-Optional]] in which Spock and [=McCoy=] are trying to break out of an alien jail cell and a very drunk Kirk is unhelpful.
---> "I'm making this an order." Kirk fixed them both with the old Kirk steely eye. "One of you is going to give me a celebratory fistbump in the -next minute, or so help me God I will not budge from this cell."
---> "Are you going to cry if no one fistbumps you?" [=McCoy=] said. "Will this destroy your self-esteem?"
---> "I'm a sensitive man, Bones," Kirk said. "A sensitive man with needs. Among them the need to hella fistbump."
---> [=McCoy=] turned on Spock and lifted his eyebrow, to which Spock said nothing, but lifted his eyebrow in turn, and then they had a really intense conversation with their eyebrows, apparently: an eyebrow up here, an eyebrow down there, like they were world-class eyebrow gymnasts and this was the final round for the world cup. Belt? Gold tweezers. Kirk was way too drunk for this.

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[[folder:Star Wars]]
* ''[[http://www.hawk.kotorfanmedia.com/node/8469 Psychotic Man Slayers]]'', a fanfic of ''KnightsOfTheOldRepublic'' is about Carth managing to piss off all the women on the ''Ebon Hawk'' (except Juhani, who he pissed off in the previous story). The crowning moment is not when Dyran (Male Revan) sends Carth a despairing 'HELP ME' look. The crowning moment is not when Mission says, 'You're old and I hate you!' either. It's not even when Bastila is caught eating chocolate cake, and ends up slapping Carth and apologising for it. Oh, no. It's when Canderous, of all people, reveals that [[spoiler: all the women on the ship have synchronised PMS. Carth's response is priceless.]]
* A FanficRecs/StarWars Fanfic called [[http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/23544307/p2 Rise of a Rogue]], which features an OC. To anyone who has ever read the [[XWingSeries X-Wing books]], this is utterly hilarious:
-->'''Wedge''': Kell, how long would it take you to rig up a decent sized explosion?
-->'''Kell Tainer''': Sir, are you asking me what I think you're asking me?
-->'''Wedge''': Yes, I want you to blow something up.
-->'''Kell Tainer''': So,you're actually giving me permission to blow something up?
-->'''Wedge''': Tainer-
-->'''Kell Tainer''': Could someone check on the General? I think he's feeling ill.
-->'''Wedge''': Tainer-
-->'''Kell Tainer''': Maybe I should get Cubber down here, I might be getting some bad audio through my headset. I could swear Wedge just asked me to blow something up.
-->'''Wedge''': [[RuleOfThree Tainer-]]
-->'''Kell Tainer''': Shh, let me savor this moment.
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[[folder:Transformers]]
* The WesternAnimation/BeastWars CrackFic/FanFic [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1916045/1/Beast_Wars_Make_it_Real_Big Make it Real Big]] is basically 1086 words of [[SurrealHumor surreal]] MindScrew hilarity, crack-parodying the quirks of the show and it's characters, such as 90's BulletTime, silly catchphrases, [[GreenAesop Green Aesops]], characters physical "evolution" being MerchandiseDriven, and Maximal and Predacon interactions (but, you know, if they were on [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs drugs]]). Or maybe it's just one giant Transformers smack-fest. Either way, it's CrazyAwesome and hysterical from beginning to end. Perhaps the very best part? When the Maximals [[GreenAesop are]] [[BrokenAesop saved by]] [[HeartBeatdown the love]] [[NatureSpirit of the forest.]]
** Dinobot's catch phrase is hilarious nonsensical, and [[MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily yet makes perfect sense at the same time.]]
-->"Anybody call a dentist?"
** In the [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1916045/2/Beast-Wars-Make-it-Real-Big Sequel]], he [[CrazyAwesome rides a motorcycle into a double funeral]].
** And Terorsaur betrays Megatron [[LargeHam FOR POWER!]]
* One line from a [[WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime JackxArcee]] fic while [[ItMakesSenseInContext making sense in context]], sounds like [[CrackFic pure crack]].
-->'''Jacke''': “Now all I have to do is figure out how to survive telling my mom that I got my motorcycle pregnant.”
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4253518/1/Three-Cubes-of-Energon-and-a-Cell-Door Three Cubes of Energon and a Cell Door]]. Three [[CombiningMecha gestalt]] commanders bond in a brig over energon and irritating teammates. ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin, and a brilliant NotSoDifferent OnlySaneMan moment between [[AcrophobicBird Silverbolt]], [[TheHero Hot Spot]], and [[TheStrategist Onslaught]].
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[[folder:Twilight]]
* In the fourth chapter of [[http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=8 Cullenary Education: Forks Sex Ed]], Edward thinks the following about a particularly shallow couple:
--> He was only considering the implications to a possible pregnancy in terms of how it would affect his sex life in the upcoming days, and she was only considering how it would affect her reputation. They truly deserved one another. At least Bella would never be tormented by a situation such as that. No, she only had to worry about rogue rabid vampires and a boyfriend that could kill her by mistake in a moment of passion.
** Carlisle giving an auditorium full of high school students The Talk, and Edward noting that half the girls are fantasizing about having sex with [[SilverFox him.]]
--> ''They liked older men, that much was clear.''
** "Carlisle—or Doctor Carlisle Condom, as we would forevermore call him..."
** The scene in part 5 where Edward is driving Bella home from school, [[ItMakesSenseInContext his car filled with condoms.]]
*** In particular, the part where Bella's attempt to flirt with Edward nearly makes him crash the car.
** [[DirtyOldWoman Agnes]] pinching Charlie's butt.
** Carlisle [[http://marcy-kismet.livejournal.com/1308.html teasing]] Edward about his abstinence.
--> “At least he has a sex life, even if it is solitary.” I thought for Edward’s sake. He glared at me in response.
* [[http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=144 Brotherhood]]
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[[folder:Unsorted]]
* The {{Narm}}-riddled IndecisiveParody ''{{Redwall}}'' InNameOnly fanfic ''FanFic/SoullessShell'' features this immortal line:
--> Leif walked into the alley [[NoPunctuationPeriod SO ARNOLD HE YELLLED]] [[NoIndoorVoice TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MORE POOR YOUNG GIRLS EH]] [[LargeHam I GUESS I WAS TOO LATE TO STOP YOU FROM TAKING THIS YOUNG GIRLS INNOCENCE BUT IT IS NOT TO LATE FOR ME TO KILL YOU.]]
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5786029/1/First_Impressions First Impressions]]'', a Music/{{Gorillaz}} {{UST}} SlashFic, has the immortal line "Oh yeah, denthead, you know whose bitch you ''really'' are." (For context, a frightened 2D just glomped Murdoc instead of Paula, who was also in the room.)
* One SoOkayItsAverage ''Zelda'' fic featuring Link on a dating show had this gem:
-->"Third question! Where would you live with Link?" [...] "6?"
-->"Uh...um...A BOTTLE!" Contestant six [[note]](Navi)[[/note]] blurted. Sheik stood there blinking.
* ''[[VideoGame/CommandAndConquerTiberiumWars Command & Conquer]]: FanFic/TiberiumWars'' explains ''why'' the lighting in Nod's buildings is always so poor and they've got perpeptual mist hanging around at waist height. Officially, it is to remind the Brotherhood of Nod that their place is in darkness and in the shadows. In reality, [[spoiler:Kane just likes hearing people bang their shins against consoles.]]
** And after Rawne falls victim to the above, his reaction to Kane and Kilian Qatar.
--->''Deep down, Rawne envied Kane, if only for the fact that he was surrounded by so many leggy blondes who felt the need to fondle him.''
** Annual Black Hand Taco Fiesta. Half the humor comes from how it just [[MoodWhiplash comes out of nowhere.]]
** [[spoiler:LEGION]] being voiced by TimCurry.
** In Chapter 20:
--->'''Corporal Peterson''': Look, I'm just saying we've got this gigantic, trillion-dollar ion cannon array in orbit, tanks the size of fucking houses, supersonic jet fighters that can hit the stratosphere, and these crazy-calculus advanced proto-world-conquering super AIs, and here we are in out fucking recon with our fucking super cloak-piercing sensors and radar array and guided missile launchers and auto-loading mortars, and for some mystical, unfathomable reason, we don't fucking have working, fucking, AC! This is bullshit of the biggest, bisioniest order.\\
'''Sergeant Hershey''': Peterson?\\
'''Corporal Peterson''': Yeah, Sarge?\\
'''Sergeant Hershey''': Shut the fuck up.
** Any time Havoc arrives on the scene, really.
-->'''Note pinned to a downed Avatar mech:''' Dear Kane: Merry Christmas. Your buddy, Havoc.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3564206/1/Heroes_in_a_Chatroom Heroes In A Chatroom]]. In one scene, we see Candice, Sylar, and the Haitian discussing the issue of illegal immigration.
** Also:
--->[=NikiMM=]: Say, Micah, there R only two computers in the house. how R U on?
--->[=GeniousBoy01101=]: Now there are 3
--->[=GeniousBoy01101=]: BTW, we need a new toaster
* [[http://ifyouweremine.livejournal.com/139767.html These]] [[http://ifyouweremine.livejournal.com/145754.html two]] ''Series/{{Merlin}}'' RPS fics. Just about every line. The ending of the first one doubles as CrowningMomentOfHeartWarming. (The first one contains MPreg... be forewarned).
* The entire Anything Goes Martial Arts Baseball Game from ''Ranma 1/2 fic'' ''Girl days''.
-->As the Black Rose fumed at this most preposterous of humiliations, a heated argument began between the two team captains. Ranma's captain insisted that the ball had been caught on a pop-fly,so Shampoo was out. Shampoo's captain insisted that Kodachi wasn't on the team, wasn't in the game, and wasn't even in the school, so the ball was live. The umpire was beating her head against a tree and saying something about moving to Australia.
* [[http://thewritegirls.populli.net/afrai/curtain.html Curtain Call]] is not a particularly profound ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' fanfic, and there isn't much substance beyond the concept (a [[CrackPairing Vetinari/Death]] CurtainFic?), but one line works particularly well:
-->"We'll take this one," he said to the salesgirl hovering a few yards away, looking like she had been seriously contemplating her mortality in the last half an hour. Vetinari tended to have that effect on people.
* [[http://community.livejournal.com/santa_smex/5133.html Sex No Tensai]], a silly ''Manga/ThePrinceOfTennis'' fic about Momoshirou and Kaidoh competing to see who can lose his virginity first, has the following gems. (Really, the whole thing is hysterical, and if you can stomach slash, you should give it a read.)
** (Kaidoh is acting strangely, due to the bet, and, when questioned, blurts out that he is doing poorly in math.) Inui: "Ah, that explains everything. I often behave erratically when I am experiencing the trauma of unsolvable equations."
** (Last line of the fic) Momoshirou: "I hope Inui-senpai brews homemade lube and your ass falls off."
* In the ''GurrenLagann'' fanfic [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5764328/1/Tengen_Gattai_Gurren_Lagann Tengen Gattai Gurren Lagann]], Kamina survived and all sorts of hell is raised. Of note is the chapter where Lordgenome decides the best way to defeat the Gurren-Dan is to imitate...And sends a revamped Gunzar equipped with inverted Kamina shades and a pilot with a grudge, who then botches every single on of Kamina's catchphrases. Kamina is so insulted that [[JawDrop Gurren's jaw almost falls off in shock]].
** Also notable is when Leeron accidentally drugs Kamina, and he spends the rest of the chapter high as a kite.
* In Chapter 22 of the DoorStopper ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda'' fic [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4691143/22/A_Different_Lesson A Different Lesson]], Po is walked in on by Tai Lung... while playing with [[strike:dolls]] '''action figures''' of the Furious Five. And Tai Lung. A sharp {{Parody}} of the slew of HeelFaceTurn[=/=]LoveRedeems fics where Tai Lung is EasilyForgiven, [[SelfParody within a story that]]... gives Tai Lung a HeelFaceTurn and [[LoveRedeems redeems him through the power of Tigress' love]] (among other things).
* [[http://sabinelagrande.livejournal.com/164775.html This]] ''Series/StargateAtlantis'' fic, which involves (among several other things) various members of the expedition bursting into song in order to [[spoiler:ensure plausible deniability about the fact Sheppard and Mckay are sleeping together]], has several. Notably:
-->"Rodney, get a hold of yourself," Sheppard said loudly, slapping him in the face.
-->"Oh no," Mckay replied, sounding like he was reading from a script. "The people of [=MK1-510=] must have taken control of my brain and made me undress you. I had better go to the infirmary right away."
-->"I should escort him," the colonel said seriously.
** Also, Satedan humping sickness.
--> '''Carson:''' I'm I'm SCOTTISH, you bastards. You didn't have to make me sound like a bloody leprechaun.
** Sheppard wanting to shoot the communicator at the end.
--> '''[=McKay=]:''' “Okay, that's enough. 'Gay' does not rhyme with 'Wraith', Zelenka definitely never killed a bear, and you people are getting on my last damn nerve!”

* JLA Watchtower[=/=]Roleplay/DCNation universe: Ralph Dibny is busy battling Sonar, leaving Flash and Hal Jordan to take Sue (who is in labor) up to the Watchtower. Mid-Nite is in surgery, and can't be paged, [[http://community.livejournal.com/jla_watchtower/737042.html leaving the Dibnys' kid to be delivered by Flash, Hal, Martian Manhunter, and ''Eel O'Brien!'']]. For extra fun, get a Yiddish dictionary, since Nationverse-Sue is very fluent in Yiddish swearing.
-->'''Flash''' Should I be boiling water? You're supposed to boil water - or is that for the flu? Uh... do we have paper towels?
* The ''MahouSenseiNegima'' fan-fic FanFic/ADayIndoors has several of them:
** Negi & Sayo's conversation in Chapter 4 (Negi: "How am I supposed to teach a class of teenage girls about sex?! ...While keeping my virtue, career, and sanity intact?!")
** The end of Chapter 12 ([[spoiler:Asuna: Negi's new pimp]])
** Negi's predicament in Chapter 17 (FUTURE BETTER-WITH-WORDS TROPER DESCRIBE HERE PLEASE)
** Pretty much the entirety of Chapters 30 & 35.
*** And Chapter 29.
* The series of porny ''VideoGame/StarFox'' fanfics by Ringshadow on adultfanfiction.net is pretty funny by itself, but one exchange stands out.
-->"Huh. That's out of nowhere." Katt sounded surprised. "I'm sure I'll hear about it later. I'd ask you to slap him for me but I doubt that'd work out." She paused. "So, any coffee baristas pants you yet today?"
-->He shook his head. "You're not going to let me live that down are you?"
-->"Hell no, you won't tell me how good she was." Katt pouted.
-->"Why do you care? Are you going to surprise her with lesbian sex or something?"
-->Peppy lifted his eyebrows silently.
-->"How does that work? Surprise, confetti, om nom nom?" Katt asked thoughtfully.
-->Fox had been mid drink, but that was enough to put an image in his head, making him do a spit take. "Dammit, woman!"
-->"No, glitter would be more appropriate. Would this be the opposite of surprise buttsex you think? I mean, you'd know."
--> Fox at times regretted ever telling Katt what happened on Aquas, or at least admitting to her that he was bisexual. She found the fact amusing somehow, picking at him on occasion and trying to figure out what his tastes were. When he asked why she wasn't upset, she said that guys making out were hot, and she forgave the random coffeehouse blowjob because he still came home to her. "I don't know. Would a strap-on be involved?"
-->"What the hell ass." Peppy said, caught between confusion and laughter.
-->"Either way, I'll sell some damn coffee. Actually, that'd be a good name for a coffee shop wouldn't it? Coffee and Lesbians."
-->"Dammit, are you trying to send me to a business dinner with a boner?"
-->"I doubt Wolf needs the help with that."
-->"Right. You're lucky I like you."
-->"I own your ass, sweet cheeks. Om nom nom!" That said, she laughed and hung up.
* The ''Literature/ModestyBlaise'' fanfic ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/34591 An Ever-Fixèd Mark]]''. Stephen Collier signs up Modesty and Willie for a compatibility course for couples. HilarityEnsues. (''"Oh, Edmund!" Mavis exclaimed rapturously. "You're even compatible with my father!"'')
* I would list the [=CMoFs=] in [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/849822/Shadow_Crystal_Mage Shadow Crystal Mage's]] works, if it weren't for the simple fact that if the fic isn't serious, his fics tend to get ''at least'' one Moment per chapter, and it's at least 3 or 4 if the fic is cracky.
* The ''[[TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlemen LXG]]'' fanfic series TroperWorks/ThePrivateDiaryOfElizabethQuatermain has a bonus volume that was written ''specifically'' to invoke this trope. The father of the title character keeps his own ''Literature/BridgetJones' Diary''-style record of observations about the stuff that goes on in the series. He tears the mickey out of pretty nearly everyone and everything, most particularly her.
-->"Daughter using Sawyer's injuries as excuse to watch him sleep. Cried today. Daughter a bit of a whiny bint sometimes."
-->"Hapless offspring wandered away from group and almost turned into Puma Chow."
-->"Daughter and (love interest) continue to circle each other like lovesick vultures. V. annoying to watch."
* In a ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama'' fanfic, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5288602/1/Total_Drama_Chris Total Drama Chris]], in the challenge of the 21st chapter, the campers must write fanfics about ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama'', in other words, about themselves. HilarityEnsues!
* This troper once read a ''VideoGame/{{Fallout 3}}'' fanfic where Liberty Prime was trudging around the wasteland, trying to find a worthy successor to Eden. He came across a drunk...
-->'''LP:''' [[CatchPhrase COMMUNISM IS A LIE!]]
-->'''Drunk:''' No, no, no!... [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} Th' cake ish a lie!]]
-->'''LP:''' ...[[FlatWhat THE CAKE IS A COMMUNIST?]]
* [[http://www.lostfic.com/viewstory.php?sid=866 BOOM!]]
--> “Who’s hittin’ who with a rock?” Charlie asked, walking up behind them.
--> “Me,” Hurley said, still searching the ground. “I’m hittin’ Jack with a rock.”
--> “What? Why do you get to hit him with a rock? And why was I left out of this ‘we’re gonna hit Jack with a rock’ discussion?
--> '''Jack''' What the hell is going on?!
--> '''Hurley''': Just... talkin’ about rocks. Nice one, huh? All, um, black and... uh, rock... ish?
--> '''Jack''': We don’t have time to hang around talking about rocks! And who would be sitting around talking about rocks, anyway?
-->"Geologists?" Sawyer offered, with an angelic smile and a voice full of innocence, and Sayid suddenly had another fit of coughing.
--> '''Hurley''': Dudes, seriously, he’s [Jack] really startin’ to piss me off. ‘Hurley, the manifest! Hurley, I’m a doctor, not a... manifest guy! Hurley, medications, we... need... more... medications!”
--> '''Charlie''' You know, Hurley, your impression of Jack sounds a lot more like Captain Kirk than it does Jack.
--> '''Hurley''': Sorry, dude, Kirk is the only impression I can do: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! But, I guess in Jack’s case it’d be more like ‘LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKE!’”
--> '''Jack''': Locke? What about Locke? Why in the hell are you screaming ‘Locke,’ did something happen, what happened, where’s Locke?”
--> '''Hurley''': Oh. Uh. No, no Locke. I was screaming ‘ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!’
--> '''Jack''': What?
--> '''Hurley''': Oh, just a thing I do. Nature worship. Wicca stuff, you didn’t know I’m Wiccan?
** '''Hurley''': (about/to Sayid) You’re too... um, elegant. And foreign. Elegant foreign guys with accents who don’t even drop their Gs and rarely use contractions shouldn’t say things like ‘redneck hick asshole guy,’ it just sounds weird.
*** '''Sawyer''': What? He gets ‘elegant’ and I get ‘old?’
* ''NGE: Your Happy Years'' has the most epic Sachiel battle ever. Here is a quick summary of the highlights:
--> The speakers of the massive war machine transmit a profanity laden scream for all in the above ground Tokyo-3 region to hear.
--> '''Shinji''': "-and stomp you until you can be FUCKING MAILED! Are you INSANE?"
--> Climbing onto its hands and knees, 200' and 15,000 tons of metal, sinew, and pure raw power crawl behind a block of apartment buildings, flattening its back against them. '''Shinji''': "Did he see me?"
--> And Shogoki grabs Sachiel by the shoulder and brings its knee up between the Angels legs.
-->'''Shinji''': "What kind of giant robot doesn't have GUNS?"
-->'''Shinji''': "AAAAAAHHHH! IT'S GOT MY CORD!"
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5335063/17/Day_in_the_Life Chapter 17]] of [[Fanfic/RelationshipsSeries Day In The Life]] has Nanoha and Fate giving birth. Besides being chock-a-block full of [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming warm fuzzies]], one moment has the inevitable result of a young woman who has magical SuperStrength suffering through labor pains:
--> '''Nurse''': "She's going through a rough time right now, but she'll forget it when her boys are born." She glanced back, amused. "Come on, Scrya-san, there isn't much you can do unless you want her to break your fingers."
--> '''Yuuno''': "I'm a little worried about your bed, if Nanoha squeezes the rails any harder she'll break them."
--> From the other side of the curtain, there was a groaning sound, followed by a snapping sound and a whimper.
--> '''Yuuno''': "...Aaand there goes the bed rail." he muttered, sighing softly.
* The SilentHill fic [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3828434/1/New_Beginnings New Beginnings]], despite its SBIH status, does have an amusing line caused by poorly-placed {{Metaphorgotten}}:
-->"OMFG" James cried, flopping in the monster's strong arms like a fish. A fish that was about to be raped.
* The ([[FanficRecommendations absurdly good]]) ''VideoGame/HalfLife2'' novelisation ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4389329/1/Welcome_to_City_17 Welcome to City 17]]'' is about evenly divided between the horrors of [[EvilOverlord Combine]] rule and [[BadassBookworm Gordon]] being awesome, but it contains some stellar moments of comedy, admittedly mostly due to MoodWhiplash. By far the best of these is when Gordon avoids a Combine ambush in Nova Prospekt by hiding in a closet, and due to spending about two days running on adrenaline and the various drugs the [[PowerArmor HEV Suit]] has been pumping into him spends the next ten minutes staring at his hands. It is far funnier than it sounds.
* ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' fans decided that [[AxeCrazy Kharn]] [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder the Betrayer]] was misunderstood and actually pretty fun to be around. They they [[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Kharn wrote a series of short stories]] in which an unnamed Chaos devotee details the many fun times that were had with Kharn, all of them hilarious dedications to one hell of guy. He's the new Commisar, after all.
* The space battle between Soopreme Leader Rachel Mc Kenzie and Father in the ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor'' fanfic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4657412/1/Operation_There_Is_No_Operation Operation: There Is No Operation]]'' , which dissolves in an epic ThatCameOutWrong after she teasingly asks him to come and spank her:
--> "You know, I almost don't feel like it anymore. I feel dirty now," he complained. "We were having ourselves a good old-fashioned shootout and then you had to ''ruin'' it by being all precocious. It's things like this that make merciless pseudo-genocidal war between adults and children awkward, you know!"
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4460034/1/Crash_Bandicoot_The_series This]] Crash Bandicoot story practically opens with a CMOF, where in order to capture the Bandicoots, Cortex wears a PaperThinDisguise in the form of a fake mustache (along with all his minions who're also only wearing Fake Mustaches to cover up who they are) that the 'smarter' characters buy, while only [[TheUnintelligible Crash]] can see through, yet every time he tries to explain to the others they don't believe him. When they're captured, Aku-Aku begins to notice all of Cortex's flaws who just covers it up with a simple 'Science did it'.
* A very popular [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Pokémon]] one, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1058728/1/Damaged Damaged]], focuses on Mewtwo from the anime and watches him as he leads his own (often painful, often funny, often heartwarming) life. At one point, Mewtwo gets challenged by a certain girl, and thinks four words to himself, most likely in a way that many people can sympathize with.
-->Mew2 held a hand out to the woman. "Come here for a battle?"
-->"Yes." She smiled. "My name is Kristy." She shook his hand.
-->"You look familar." Mew2 looked at her out of the corner of his eye.
-->She giggled a bit. "My father and mother are Ash and Misty Ketchum."
-->''They spawned.''
* Another one done by the same author, this time for {{Metroid}}, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2897392/1/Angseth Angseth]], includes a character who had little to no personality in the game he premiered in, Kanden; the author took matters into her own hands when portraying him. What ended up happening was that almost all of his lines (and a great number of his actions) became Crowning Moments of Funny. For instance, he repeats (in one of his plentiful inner monologues) the phrase, "I am Kanden-man," three times to the rhythm of the riff for "Iron Man", syllable-for-note. And he does this almost completely randomly.
* An unintentional case is [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3800285/9/Mobile_Suit_Gundam_Tournament Mobile Suit Gundam Tournament]], which features possibly the most boring and yet hilarious sex-scene-turned-OverlyLongGag ever:
-->Stella turned on the water. She felt it with her left hand to determine the temperature. When it was warm, she turned on the shower. Water splashed on all three women, getting them wet. Stella hugged Reccoa. Reccoa stared back at Stella. Stella kissed Reccoa on the lips. Reccoa hugged Stella. Stella pressed her tongue against Reccoa's lips. Reccoa parted her lips and allowed Stella's tongue into her mouth. The two women french-kissed. Reccoa felt warm - both because of the water and because of Stella's kiss. Une stood behind Reccoa, pressing against her, and placed her hands on Stella's ass. Stella placed her hands on Une's ass. Une licked up the right side of Reccoa's neck repeatedly. Stella finished the kiss. "Let's turn around." Stella took her hands off of Une's ass. Une took her hands off of Stella's ass. Stella and Reccoa turned 180 degrees.
* The Brain Bots' digitally transmitted "conversations" in the still-in-progress WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}} epic [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6489903/1/Dissimulate Dissimulate]] are all incredibly entertaining in their own right, but special mention goes to the exchange in [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6489903/5/Dissimulate chapter 5]], including Biter's [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan "Anti-Hysteria Routine"]] to another panicking Bot.
* The ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama World Tour'' rewrite, ''Fanfic/CandyForYourThoughts'':
** A rewrite of the Niagara Falls challenge, where Owen is [[spoiler: Noah's bride.]]
** Chef suddenly ditching his clothes in Africa, and the ReactionShot[=s=].
---> '''Chris''': Shield your eyes, children!
** Pretty much anything [[LargeHam Alien]] [[EnsembleDarkhorse Cody]] does.
* The otherwise ludicrously DarkFic [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5653223/1/Chained_World_The_Fall_of_the_House_of_Kuno Chained World: Fall of the House of Kuno]] gets very silly whenever Ryoga appears onscene, whether the Lost Boy is accidentally teleporting to the Lincoln Memorial just before shouting to the heavens that he's going to try to destroy the institutionalized slavery in Japan[[note]] the few people around that actually understand Japanese start applauding, much to his confusion[[/note]], or he's leading the pigs on a Kuno-run farm in a ''successful'' uprising.
* The ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor'' fanfic [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6205062/1/Operation_OPPOSITE Operation OPPOSITE]] shows why you REALLY don't want to push [[FieryRedhead Fanny]] [[StrawFeminist Fullbright's]] BerserkButton. Fanny is reluctant to break into the Soopreme Leader's private room, [[DrillSergeantNasty Patton]] makes a comment about girls having no backbone ... and then she picks him up from the floor and throws him through the door.
--> I'LL SHOW YOU BACKBONE!
* In the ''VisualNovel/FateStayNight'' fic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6372400/11/Chaos_Theory Chaos Theory]]'', Archer wants to remove Rin from a very dangerous battle she refuses to leave. Archer explains his plan B
--> "I'm going to pick you up bodily, drag you to the steps, and throw you outside the mountain's boundary field." Archer said. \\
"… what?" Rin asked, not quite sure she'd heard right. \\
"Throw you. Kind of like a javelin, only it's you." \\
"… … …" Rin said. \\
"Don't worry. I'm good with projectile weapons. You won't die. I'll make sure you land in a bush or something." Archer said. \\
"… … …" \\
"You'll just get hurt. Between the draining effect of this sorcery and the wounds I'll be inflicting, you won't be able to get back to the fight, most likely. You'll be stuck safely outside the boundary field, while I deal with all of this madness." Archer said. "Magi heal fast, you'll be fine." \\
"Archer…" Rin said slowly. "Don't you dare." \\
Thirty-five seconds later, as Rin screamed, tears in her eyes, flying awfully fast towards a bush that didn't look at all soft enough for her tastes, she wondered why she'd ever thought this stupid war was something to look forward to.
* In Chapter 3 of the Discworld fic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/765896/1/Odd_One_Out Odd One Out]]'', Lucy Tockley takes great glee in her new job as a SnakeOilSalesman. She eventually finds out, [[SpringtimeForHitler to her dismay]], that the cures ''[[ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve actually worked]]''. And then she tries [[DrowningMySorrows drowning her sorrows]] at the local BadGuyBar...

* The point of ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5448410/1/The_Insane_Critic The Insane Critic]]'' is to review bad and weird fics. There are a lot of funny moments but the review of ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5448410/12/The_Insane_Critic Until the End of Time]]'' is a peak point. Especially [[GoMadFromTheRevelation his reaction]] when Hitler delivers the fic's WHAMLine:
--> "IT DID IT! IT FINALLY DID IT! THIS FIC HAS BUTCHERED ANIME AND HISTORY IN ONE FELL STROKE! CURSE THIS FIC!"
* Wally Beatles reaction when confronted by the Teen Ninjas' new HumongousMecha in the ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor'' fanfic [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4276372/1/Aftermath Aftermath]]
--> "Ha!" [[spoiler: Fanny]] grinned. "Whaddaya say to that, [[spoiler:BOY]]?"
-->Wally stared. "It's… pink."
-->"What?"
-->"It's… pink!"
-->"Yeah, so?"
-->"It's PINK! What kinda cruddy mech is colored Pink? And it looks like a stoopid Monkey!"
-->"Shaddup!" [[spoiler:Fanny]] screamed. "It's the Super Saiyan Sailor Monkey Mech!"
-->"It's pink!"
-->"That DOES it!" [[spoiler:Fanny]] turned to Sally. "Get him!"
* In the ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'' fanfic, ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6239413/1/ Human and Irken UNITE!]]'', Zim recruits Gaz to his plans. In chapter seven, Gaz deceived Zim to make him go to Bearpursuit Mall, saying that there are lots of Earth's military secrets there and he is not familiar with the things there.
--->'''Zim''': WHO IS VICTORIA AND WHAT IS HER SECRET?
--->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Gaz]]''': Zim, her secret is nothing that would interest you.
--->'''Zim''': Oh? And how do YOU know what secrets I want to know? How do you know her secret won't help us with our plans for world dominations?
--->'''Gaz''': I doubt fluffy, pink bras will help us conquer the world.
--->'''Zim''': Maybe in YOUR hands they won't, but I've had much more experience when it comes to tools of world domination! Watch me Little Gaz, as I conquer this 'bra' and use it to KILL ALL HUMANS! Bye-bye!
* [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showpost.php?p=5304286&postcount=345 "I AM ZERUEL, ANGEL OF MIGHT, AND IF YOU ABUSE SUBSTANCES, YOU KILL BABIES AND PUPPIES. PREPARE TO DIE."]]
* In [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6807064/2/Those_Who_Slay_Together_Stay_Together this]] SelfInsertFic NaziZombies fanfic, Nikolai incorporates [[TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]].
--> "You don't want my soul, it probably tastes like vodka! Mmm… vodka."
* ''[[{{Metroid}} Space]]'' ''[[VillainsOutShopping Pirate]]'' ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5156394/1/Space_Pirate_Confederation Confederation]]'' is loaded with these, such as Kraid's stupidity and the mundanity of Samus and Ridley's rivalry, but one exchange that stands out is between two random Space Pirates as Dark Samus arrives to raid their Agon base.
---> A space pirate squad walked in on Dark Samus absorbing the Phazon. "Sir," he said into his radio, "Samus Aran is here."
---> "That's not Aran," a second pirate said to the first.
---> "What do you mean, of course it is! There's the suit, and big shoulders, and a gun!"
---> "''We'' have suits, big shoulders, and a gun, that isn't very descriptive. Also, it's black, floating, and absorbing our Phazon. Aran is orange, grounded, and not absorbing our Phazon."
---> "You're demoted."
---> "I'm your superior."
---> "You were just demoted, so not anymore."
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7636166/1/Undoubtedly_Floundering This]] It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia fic has some great moments but nothing will beat Charlie's solution to a problem with Dennis' girl of the week [[spoiler: we have to eat her]].
* The AU fic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9734815/1/Worm-d20 Worm D20]]'' (in which the events of ''{{Literature/Worm}}'' are reimagined as a RPG campaign) has one in its first chapter.
--> "No, you may ''not'' go {{Film/Carrie}} on your classmates."
--> "Can I sit in a bathroom and scream my head off?"
--> "Yes."
* In the {{WebAnimation/RWBY}} fic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9795134/1/For-Better-or-Norse For Better or Norse]]'', we get the following from Nora [[MeaningfulName Valkyrie]].
--> "Okay. We can fix this. Um, Mr. Ren, you stay there. Thrice-damned coward Winchester..."
-->"Stop calling me that!"
-->"... you just... I'll turn around," Nora continued as though he hadn't spoken, "And you just give Mr. Ren his proper warrior's death, damning yourself to the frozen wastes of Hel for your cowardice. Then I'll run his soul right up to Valhalla, and we all win! Except not Mr. Ren, who will die. Or you, who will be doomed. But I'll win!"
* The ''Anime/{{Free}}'' fanfic [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/919045 seen everything there is to be shown]] in its entirety. To summarize, Haruka sneaks into Rin and Nitori's dorm room every night to get it on with Rin, but unbeknownst to them, poor Nitori is awake and hears all of it.
** Nitori's ImagineSpot about how he'd ask Rin to take their (very bad) lovemaking elsewhere: ''"So last night I found out that Nanase likes being bitten - which I imagine he'd'' have ''to, given those incisors - and that you're both what my older brother would call 'delicate virginal flowers' and, um, maybe you guys could take it elsewhere.''
** He has another one when thinking about what he could say when Seijuurou asks him why he's been avoiding Rin: ''"I've been listening to Rin and Nanase gracelessly fumble at each other's bits two or three nights a week and they don't know I've been awake all this time. I now know every single one of Nanase's erogenous zones and that Rin refuses to swallow. I could tell you the exact number of times both of them has gotten off recently and that number is depressingly low. And when Rin finds out about all this, he's going to send my remains home in a matchbox."''
** This exchange. Even when Makoto doesn't appear in the story at all, he still manages to be the TeamMom.
--> '''Haruka''': I think Makoto bought me lube.
--> '''Rin''': ...You're fucking kidding me. ''Makoto'' bought you lube?
--> '''Haruka''': I ''think'' he bought me lube. I definitely didn't buy it, but it was in my bathroom this morning.
** When Rin tries to give Haruka a blowjob, he accidentally bites him, hard. With his mouthful of shark teeth.
--> '''Haruka''': ''(wheezing)'' Is it still attached?
** Nitori considers helping Rin out with his sex life: "Perhaps he should set up a throwaway email address and anonymously send Rin a link to the Amazon page for the Kama Sutra. Or ''Sex For Dummies.'' Or maybe one of those children's toys with the colorful shaped pegs that fit into the matching holes."
* In [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/873821 Levi's]] [[Manga/AttackOnTitan Corporal]] [[TheComicallySerious Levi]], in a story-long pun on his name, declares a one-man war on [[SeriousBusiness the Survey Corps' white pants.]] Poor Erwin.
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'' story ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10288714/2/Fairly-Odd-Angles-and-Other-Stories Fairly Odd Angles and Other Stories]]'', [[NoIndoorVoice Jorgen]] is yelling at Timmy when Timmy's father hears.
-->'''Timmy's Father:''' TIMMY! DO YOU HAVE A GIRL IN THERE? A DEEP-VOICED, AUSTRIAN-SOUNDING GIRL?\\
>'''Timmy:''' Uh... yes Dad!\\
'''Timmy's Father:''' GREAT! NEED ANY CONDOMS?\\
'''Timmy:''' We're good!\\
'''Timmy's Father:''' SHOULD I TELL YOUR MOM?\\
'''Timmy:''' Please don't!
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4953521/1/Punish-Me Punish Me!]]'', a ''ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}'' story that describes a few of Nite Owl's encounters with [[CombatSadomasochist Captain Carnage]]. Carnage is an incredibly campy HarmlessVillain, and [[SociopathicHero Rorschach]] innocently denies that he threw Carnage down an elevator shaft, [[InsistentTerminology saying that he pushed him instead]].
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/165815/1/Heroes Heroes]]'', a ''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'' tale that shows the eponymous lead steadily pushed too far in a lunatic Lawndale school year, scripts out (in script format) Jane having to take extraordinary measures to wake up after spending the previous evening joining a scalded and furious Daria in bouncing off the padded walls of her room to burn off the Morgendorffer Temper. Unfortunately, she's not the only one to partake..
-->'''Jake:''' (All bright and happy) Morning Jane-O! How's it hanging? (Jane looks bleakly at Jake, disgusted at the general ambience of "happy busy morning" he exudes)
-->'''Jane:''' (Morning rasp) Daria. (Works mouth again) Seen her? (Rubs jaw. She's got that bed-hair again)
-->'''Jake:''' Not yet Jane, but I'm sure that she'll be up soon! (Starts to brew coffee in a drip)
-->(Jane staggers over to the kettle, turns it on. She searches the cupboards for the biggest mug she can find. Securing her discovery, she takes out the instant coffee and a little round container. She sniffs the coffee, and looks in the container. Jane looks in the cupboards again, and takes out a two-pound bag of white sugar. Refilling the round container with the sugar, she put that back into the cupboard and pours the remainder of the bag into the mug. Then she starts pouring out coffee into the mug. Jake pokes the bacon and eggs, then goes back to slurping the juice loudly. Jane winces at the noise, then pours in the now-boiling water. After enough water to dissolve the coffee and sugar into a syrup, she grabs the milk from the fridge, pours and stirs. The spoon doesn't want to go around at first, but she gradually reaches liquid consistency. She then places the evil brew into the microwave and nukes it. Jake looks on, interested)
-->'''Jake:''' (Too loud) I've never seen coffee made like that before Jane, how's it taste?
-->'''Jane:''' (Distant, exhausted) I have no idea, this is the first time I've been tired enough to try making it.
-->(The microwave dings, and Jane removes the warmed mug gingerly. She sniffs it, wrinkles up her nose and takes a huge swig. Swallowing with difficulty, she manages to get the toxic concoction down. After she's swallowed, she breathes heavily.)
-->'''Jake:''' (Doing another "Loud Howard") How was it?
-->'''Jane:''' (Panting) I've had worse. (Beat.) Hang on. (Swallows again.) '''Whoo''', maybe I haven't. (Jane's stomach makes a rumble of pain audible throughout the kitchen. She pats her belly, addressing it) Patience my pet. Soon the sugar will reach you and you shall be sated. (Shows how brave she is by going for another swig. Breaks off, gasping) God, that is '''bad.''' (Another swig, wincing with pain.) '''Exceptionally''' bad.
-->'''Jake:''' (He really wants to taste it now) May I? (Holds out hand)
-->'''Jane:''' (Uncertain) Didn't Helen put you on a low caffeine diet?
-->'''Jake:''' ("We fellow conspirators" voice) I'm sure a sip won't hurt?
-->'''Jane:''' (Flat [She's drank it, after all]) I'm pretty sure it will. (To Jake's hangdog expression) But if it makes you feel any better, I'm going to see Daria now, and will be leaving this (Gestures to mug) here. (Staggers out of shot)
-->(Jake smiles and nods. After Jane has left the shot, he stares at the mug. A few seconds pass before..)
-->'''Mug:''' (Female siren-like voice) Jake, Jaaake…drink me, drink meeeeee… (From Jake's point of view, the mug is getting closer. He turns, trying to resist, but the voice continues)
-->'''Mug:''' Only a ssssip. Only a ssssip… (Jake knows when he's beaten. He picks up the mug, as we cut to--)
-->(Jane knocking on Daria's door, it swings open under her hand. Music: "If I Were You" - K.D. Lang. She goes inside, seeing Daria rubbing her head carefully with a towel. Daria turns slightly, and waves Jane down to the bed. Daria is wearing, very loosely, a blue terrycloth robe)
-->'''Jane:''' (Rubbing eyes) How'd you sleep?
-->'''Daria:''' (Normal conversational tone) Surprisingly well. (Beat) Mom came in late last night. I told her.
-->'''Jane:''' (Stretching to remove kinks) How did "She-Beast the Lawyer" take it?
-->'''Daria:''' (Smiles a little at Janes' antipathy.) She was tired after work, so she didn't drop into immediate "freak" mode.
-->'''Jane:''' Hmm, ok. (Rolling head back) Hey Dar?
-->'''Daria:''' (Finishes towelling head) What? (She's slightly irritated at the "Val" nickname.)
-->'''Jane:''' (Head still back) I know we're good friends and everything, but you might like to close your robe.
-->'''Daria:''' (Blushes, holds robe shut) Sorry. My back…
-->'''Jane:''' (Interrupting) Forget it. (Changes topic) You going to school today?
-->'''Daria:''' (Flat) I think that I'll be spending most of my day on my stomach, with my back slathered in moisturisers, reading.
-->'''Jane:''' Right. Anyway, I'm going home for some more sleep. (Yawning only partly to punctuate her decision) I'll be only a phone call away.
-->'''Daria:''' That, and the two pillows over your head. (Pause.) And why are you up so early?
-->'''Jane:''' Worried. (Yawn) About. (Yawn) You. (Yawning with disgust) God, when is the sugar going to hit?
-->'''Daria:''' (Interested) Another Lane coffee special?
-->'''Jane:''' Nahh, found this one on the Internet. It's pretty rough. (There is a weird high-pitched scream/yelp from downstairs. It stops abruptly. Jane looks over to Daria, more than a bit worried)
-->'''Jane:''' I really hope that isn't Jake. (Hesitant) He wanted to try some of my coffee… (The noise starts again, but proceeds to change, because whatever is making it is moving downstairs, rapidly. The noise Dopplers out of hearing, increases, then fades again. The garage door is heard opening, then a car screeches out into the early-morning. It drives away at great speed)
-->(Cut to the Morgandoffer kitchen, bacon and eggs starting to burn, cereal bowl upturned, glass of juice in the sink with Jane's mug of toxic waste alongside. Pan upwards a little, and we see a slowly-dripping stain on the sink window, as if someone did a spit-take of something sticky while watching the dewy morn evaporate. It looks a lot like Jane's coffee…)
-->(Cut upstairs again.)
-->'''Daria:''' (deeply sincere) We can only hope.
* In ''[[http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094620&chapter=4 In the Light of Day]]'', [[Disney/{{Frozen}} Elsa]] is having some trouble finding a future-husband among the princes sent to bid for her hand.
-->'''Elsa''': “Seven princes in a race for my hand in marriage, and an eight-year-old is leading the pack.”
** Later, Kristoff suggest to each of the princes' attendants, they leave the party and go get some mutton and beer. Besides the one watching the eight-year-old prince, all tell him "Oh god, yes!"
* The ''Franchise/SuperMarioBros'' fic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4735090/1/Ecosystem-Lesson Ecosystem Lesson]]'', in which Wario tries to convince Luigi that eating meat is healthier for the environment than vegetarianism, has a number of these, but the funniest one has to be at the end, during the WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue:
-->The very next day, Wario's fat ass died due to a heart attack. [[spoiler:Fortunately, the rest of his body survived the attack and he is currently growing a new ass. He continues to eat only meat.]]

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