Lots of these.

[[AC:General, NP & Sketchbook]]
* Even [[http://www.egscomics.com/sketchbook.php?id=486 the banner ad]] is hilarious. "Click or all these girls will cry!" "I won't". "Click or 80% of these girls will cry!"
* From the alternate comic, EGS:NP: ''[[http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp.php?id=174 RELEASE THE OTTOMANS!]]''
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp.php?id=178 I'm not on your crew?]]
* Really, any scene with Heidi. GenkiGirl!Elliot FTW.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp.php?id=3 Susan doesn't get vampire romance novels.]] ([[http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp.php?id=6 And followup]].)
** [[FunnyAneurysmMoment Less funny]] when you realize ''[[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1096 why]]''.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/sketchbook.php?id=632 Jeremy briefly shuddered on that 7th of June]], but he did not know why...
* '''"[[http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp.php?id=165 KISS THAT AND TELL ME IT'S EASY."]]'''
--> '''Grace''': You know, they might be double-jointed.
--> '''Tedd''': '''MY RAGE IGNORES THIS.'''
* During the "Get Susan a fairy doll that looks like her" NP storyline, Tedd tries to explain how difficult dynamic morphs are (you have to mentally keep track of ''everything'', including clothes, or something will go wrong), and [[http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp.php?id=205 lets slip that he and Sarah have ended up naked because of it]]. [[OhCrap And then he realizes that he just told his cousin and Sarah's best friend about that]].
-->'''Susan:''' You've seen each other naked!?\\
'''Nanase:''' More than once!?\\
'''Tedd:''' ''Annnd'' Sarah's gonna kill me.
* Susan thinks about [[http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp.php?id=332 whether she should shorten her hair]] or not, saying that only a logical reason would stop her.
--> '''Susan's Hair''': ''[[DramaticWind *woo]][[RunningGag sh*]]''
--> '''Susan''': "Woosh" is adequately logical.
** And in the rant below:
--> '''Dan Shive''': I wonder if I could get away with susan getting a haircut. I mean, she wouldn't be able to have badass hair in the wind with no wind, but [[TemptingFate that wouldn't be the end of the world, right?]]
--> I'm sorry, I can't tell if you agree. [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks The light from]] [[TorchesAndPitchforks the various torches]] is making it difficult to see your faces.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp.php?id=438 The entirety of Grace's]] [[VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas New Vegas]] playthrough.
--> '''Grace:''' ''I will track him down''... '''[[LargeHam and we will be]]''' '''''[[LargeHam FRIENDS]]'''''!

[[AC:El Goonish Shive]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=57 That's A Whole Lotta Top Secret Documents...]]
-->'''Eliott:''' Hell yeah! Area 51 fact sheets!\\
'''Mr. Verres:''' ''Forget you ever saw that!''\\
'''Tedd:''' No way! Those are ''so'' going online later!

[[AC:Sister]]
* Classic BrickJoke: [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=46 Tedd suggests the Superman:Grace::Clark Kent:Grace-in-glasses metaphor,]] which [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=209 Grace uses when going to the school to find female-Elliot.]] Then [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=228 Susan turns up.]]
-->'''Susan:''' Explanations later; first introductions. I'm Susan. Who are you?\\
'''Grace:''' I'm Clark.\\
'''Susan:''' Clark?\\
'''Greg:''' Claire!\\
'''Grace''' [''to Greg'']: Claire?\\
'''Greg:''' Claire.\\
'''Grace''' [''to Susan'']: [[VerbalBackspace Name's Claire.]]
* "[[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=270 KITTY!!]]" Soon followed by "[[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=272 There is no God!!!]]"
* Justin makes a rather humorous ShoutOut to ''Anime/YuGiOh'' in [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=287 this]] comic.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=253 This comic]], before reading [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=254 this one]]. The observant will laugh, indeed.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=282 "I'M TOO YOUNG AND TOO MALE TO BE THE MOTHER OF A SEVENTEEN-YEAR-OLD FEMALE ME!!!"]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=261 "So you see, my lad, the true moral behind the battle of Trenton is that if you party too hearty, George Washington will kick your ass. Any questions?"]]

[[AC:Painted Black]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=443 Elliot and Sarah meet Hedge]]
-->'''Owl:''' HOOT.
-->'''Hedge:''' GET OFF OF ME!
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=625 *Insert graphic adult images here*]]

[[AC:Before The Party]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=621 DUDE, STOP SAYING DUDE!]]

[[AC:Grace's Birthday Party]]
* When explaining how she and Elliot are different (i.e. why Elliot is more of a stick-in-the-mud), Ellen's summation and Elliot's reaction to it in the last panel [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=722 here]] are priceless.
-->'''Ellen:''' You're like me if I was directed by George Lucas.\\
'''Elliot:''' YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=739 I'M A MOMMY!]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=752 This comic]] from Grace's birthday party.
* Susan and Justin got Grace a plant for her birthday. [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=687 Jeremy was pleased.]]
-->'''Tedd:''' I think I've figured out what kind of plant it is...
* During Grace's birthday party, Sarah wonders what a date between the genderflipped Sarah and Elliot [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=741 would be like;]]
-->'''Sarah:''' ''(...Wow. That was the'' worst fantasy ever, ''and there wasn't even a party in it. I have'' no idea ''what I'm doing, do I?)''

[[AC:Hidden Genesis]]
* [[NoodleIncident The Dimension-Hopping]] [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=823 walrus]]...
-->'''Verres:''' No, Agent Wolf, I have somehow ''forgotten'' that there was a ''dimension-hopping walrus''!\\
'''Wolf:''' Right. Well, there was this dimension-hopping walrus...\\
[''Verres {{Face Palm}}s'']
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=890 "How is THAT keeping a low profile?!"]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=833 Tedd's back, baby!]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=869 Diane shock scene]].
-->'''Grace''': Did the curse involve her outfit?
** And afterwards, [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=871 when Ellen is texting Susan:]]
--->'''Susan''': I don't care! Stop texting me! It costs both of us money every time!
--->''BZZ BZZ''
--->'''Ellen''': My bad.

[[AC:Sister II]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=910 "...even us?"]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=999 The comic immediately after the]] DidntSeeThatComing example. Note Raven's expression in panel seven, and the little "tnk" sound. It's clear he's just distracting [[spoiler:Abraham]], but the way he does it is brilliant.
* ''[[MediumAwareness "I am an]]'' '''''[[BoldInflation ENDLESS BARREL]]''''' ''[[MrExposition of exposition!"]]''
** [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=970 But yeah, I'm done.]] It's also [[MemeticMutation become a meme!]]
* Raven [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=940 as a pimp.]]
** [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=978 Panel 6]] Say it with me now...
-->'''Ellen:''' ''E-eh-ugh...''
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1031 Mrs. Kitsune catches Ellen and Nanase together.]]
** [[BlatantLies WE'RE REHEARSING A PLAY ABOUT CPR!!]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=972 Susan's confrontation with]] [[CloudCuckooLander Principal Verrukt]] over the sexist dress code.
-->'''Verrukt''': This is serious, young lady. This ''RebelWithoutACause'' routine can only end badly for you.\\
'''Susan''': I ''have'' a cause!\\
'''Verrukt''': That's beside the point. If you keep up this hooliganism all you'll have to show for it is greased up hair, a motorcycle gang and a leather jacket with an emblem on the back that looks cool but completely contradicts your beliefs without your even realising it because you'll be too busy being a hooligan to comprehend its actual meaning!\\
'''Susan''': What the hell are you talking about?\\
'''Verrukt''': And that's another demerit for swearing. You'll ''never'' become a productive member of society at this rate. And with that, I'm off to save more students from themselves!\\
'''Susan''': Classes ended at least twenty minutes ago.\\
'''Verrukt''': Then I'm off to enjoy wholesome late afternoon sitcoms on cable!\\
'''Susan''': ...How has that man not been fired yet?
* Belatedly: [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=950 Elliot's reaction to his reaction to the bloodgrem:]]
-->'''Elliot''' [''thinking to himself'']: ...that girly scream was less manly than I would have liked...

[[AC:Bringing Silly Back]]
* [[ChivalrousPervert Tedd's]] [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1062 horrified reaction]] to his own CharacterDevelopment.
--> '''Tedd''': For the record, I am much more interested in figuring out the science behind all of this than seeing a woman's naked breasts...Oh dear lord, what have I become?\\
'''Elliot''': I dunno, mature?\\
'''Tedd''': Blasphemy.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1068 The entire race between Elliot and Noah in Swedekea.]] "Giant Bean Bag Chairs!"
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1082 THE PLASTIC! IT HURTS!]]
** And two pages later, Catalina buying the hammer. Her body language is so gleeful you don't need to see her face.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1088 "He's fine"]].
* The Demonic Duck's biggest [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1088 distraction]] yet.
* The girls summarizing their adventures to an Immortal--who can't believe his ears--in the Hammerchlorians arc. ''[[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1121 And then Grace tries to top it off]]''.
-->'''Jerry''': <speechless>\\
'''Grace''': Have I mentioned I'm part space alien?\\
'''Commentary:''' Somewhere, at this very moment, Raven has a headache and he knows not why.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1118 When Jerry offered Sarah magic]].
* [[TheRant Dan explains]] the nature of [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1122 immortals and the memories they preserve on death.]]
* For some reason, [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1150 the third panel from this strip]] is just hilarious.
--> Why are you crying, Dr. Physics Professor?
--> I... I'm not ''sure''...
** And, a few comics [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1153 later]]...
---> The professor's crying again.\\
He must be passionate about physics.\\
I'm inspired!
* [[LawfulGood Elliot]] [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1178 fails at]] [[PowerPerversionPotential perversion]], which is funny enough (especially the ''self-inflicted'' WhatTheHellHero moment - "I'm someone's daughter, you '''bastard!'''"). Ellen's [[ManicPixieDreamGirl Manic Pixie Dream smile]] is what sells it though.
-->'''Elliot''': I fail at perversion.\\
'''Ellen''': Need some tips?
** And then the ''very next page'' has him asking, in reference to his "secret identity forms"...
--->'''Elliot''': Where are those in here, anyway? I swear this thing makes up words to pad it's own length. What does "exorbitant breadth" mean and what does it have to do with my chest?
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1221 "Et tu, Yoda t-shirt?"]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1215 First and last panels.]] SLAPPITY SLAPPITY SLAPPITY SLAPPITY
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1257 The Child Left Behind]] ([[spoiler:AKA Noah]])'s reaction to Grace's code name.
-->'''Greg:''' Are you okay?\\
'''CLB:''' I'm fine! I tripped!\\
'''Grace:''' But you were sitting.\\
'''CLB:''' Yes I was. Sorry, mistress. Ma'am. ''Shade Tail''.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1264 Super heroes are bouncy]].
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1262 Heidi's introduction]].
--->'''Melissa:''' ''(as Heidi rants in the background)'' Personality shift?\\
'''Justin:''' Um, yeah.\\
'''Melissa:''' So which is the real--\\
'''Justin:''' Not this one.
** ...and TheRant on said introduction:
--->''Deciding how exactly to dress "party" Elliot was a bit tricky. With [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1157 mild-mannered]], it was pretty simple, and with [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1179 goth]], I just wanted an outfit that was a bit over-the-top but clearly what one might picture as being goth. With party... what does one wear to parties? What was I gonna do, [[LampshadeWearing put a lampshade on her head?]]''
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1181 The last three panels.]]
-->'''Girl3:''' I can't believe he's '''gay!''' [[NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat Not that there's anything wrong with that.]] I'm just upset that I can't ask him out.\\
'''Girl1:''' Don't you already have a boyfriend?\\
'''Girl3:''' Of course I do. [[ImStandingRightHere He's right here.]]\\
'''Boyfriend:''' I am less than happy right now.
* Elliot [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1179 discovering]] his goth female Alter Ego.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1090 "The Princess Bride sucked."]] Just look at the reaction they have and the expression Susan's got at the same time.
* Faces made ''after'' the [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1092 Pancake Mount Doom]].
** Plus, look at the pictures near Grace's. They're all chubby people.
* Noah Hilarity in [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1196 this strip]].
-->'''Noah:''' I have been told I could make straight men see rainbows.
* The cop saying he doesn't believe it when the bystanders tell him about Justin defeating the fire monster only for the bystanders to whip out video camera phones that recorded the fight [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1155 here]].
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1270 The news reports following the battle with the dragon.]] Particularly:
** The police officer's report.
-->'''Officer:''' We have received a message from someone claiming to be the cloaked figure that the summoner has been stopped. We believe it to be authentic.\\
'''Reporter 1:''' And why is that?\\
'''Officer:''' The message started as a blank note dropped by a flying figure. That note then erupted with text in a swirl of fantastic sapphire light.\\
'''Reporter 1:''' Ooh!\\
'''Reporter 2:''' Classy.
** The conversation between the professor and the vlogger.
-->'''Professor:''' ...I'm not saying it ''couldn't'' be aliens. I'm just saying we don't have much information yet and the possibilities are practically infinite.\\
'''Vlogger:''' ''Why must you be so closed-minded?''
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1254 "SHE'S OKAY! Why yes, I imagine me yelling into the phone would hurt your ears."]]
* Upon Elliot discovering his his superhero form's secret identity: [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1158 Oh my goodness! I'M MILD MANNERED!]]

[[AC:Q&A # 5]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1285 Q&A #5.]] Amanda hitting on Raven, Chika, "[[NotWhatItLooksLike This is exactly what it looks like]]", ''[[Series/DoctorWho EXTRA]][[Literature/SherlockHolmes POLATE!]]''
-->'''Commentary''': ''"Dalek Holmes, have you determined who the killer was?"\\
"YYYYEEEESSSS!"\\
"Astounding! Who was it?"\\
"IT WAS MMMEEEEE!"''
** Also the strip's punchline, which nicely explains why there will never be Time Travel in EGS:
--> "Grace finally snapped and destroyed half of Moperville."
--> "'''TO THE UNDO BUTTON!'''"
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1292 So to answer your question about charts, hair fairies might be real.]]

[[AC:9001% Serious]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1304 Remember that always, Random Classmate!]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1302 Ellen and Nanase contemplate a double date with Tedd and Grace.]]
--> '''Ellen:''' Heh. Sounds like the only issue we have with this double date is Tedd.\\
'''Nanase:''' Yeah, if we were just on a date with Grace, we'd be set! \\
''Beat.'' \\
'''Ellen:''' What were you just thinking about? \\
'''Nanase:''' Baseball. You? \\
'''Ellen:''' Also baseball.
* '''[[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1303 WE'RE GOING OUT!!!]]'''
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1305 The kids who hang out at Justin's comic store discover that Nanase is gay.]]Meanwhile, Nanase wants Ellen to go into a Neanderthal-eque rage. HilarityEnsues.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1327 Nanase and her]] ThemedHarem Comedy.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1349 Arthur apparently tried to deport Raven to Russia.]]
-->'''Mr. Verres:''' To be fair, you did enter the country on falsified information.\\
'''Raven:''' The only thing I lied about was my age, ''and I'm not from Russia''.
* '''''[[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1353 GRACE!]]''''' Raven's expression in the fifth panel is ''priceless''. Plus, in the commentary, "Grace has a knack for these sort of revelations, doesn't she?"
** Sadly, we miss out on the obviously epic spit take that was about to occur.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1354 The following... screaming conversation:]]
--> '''Random student''': So, like, these two guys like me, and one of them is ''really'' nice, and the other's kind of a jerk, but they're both hot-\\
'''Raven''': Out! To your next class! Classroom temporarily closed, date the nice one, out!\\
'''Random student''': But the jerk is so hot...
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1355 Grace "explaining" that Raven knew she was different.]]
-->'''Raven:''' That is not how it went.\\
'''Grace:''' And then I like to pretend you bought us apology ice cream, but you totally didn't.
* "[[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1356 I'm eighteen! I'm a major!]]" "Oh, like that makes you an adult." "Legally, it does. You can do all ''sorts'' of things with me!" "You shouldn't say it like- look."
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1365 "Thanks to the magic of character development, however, Grace had the courtesy to at least try and be physically modest."]]
* Grace and Raven make a great comedic duo. Some gems include:
-->'''Raven:''' (thinking) Yes. Let's get a look at this deadly three-tailed-\\
'''Grace:''' TA-DA!\\
'''Raven:''' (thinking) ''[[FlatWhat What]]''.\\
''([[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1366 later]])''\\
'''Grace:''' (in three-tails form) '''HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?!''' (sees Raven's shocked expression) Mr. Raven? I'm sorry if I was too scary. Mr. Greg encourages being dramatic...\\
'''Raven:''' (thinking) She killed Damien. She could kill 12 Damiens. [[NotSoAboveItAll Those 12 Damiens could merge to make a Super Damien]], and she could kill that.\\
'''Something out of sight:''' '''''HISS'''''\\
'''Grace:''' ''(Ducks behind couch)'' '''EEP!'''\\
'''Raven:''' ''(Sighs)'' (Assuming Damien didn't do anything to ''startle her.'')
* When Noah is told that Grace is on her way over to his and Raven's house, he manages to go from sitting on the couch in a stable position to... ''[[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1360 this]]''. "I tripped!"
** Which is a CallBack to his SecretIdentity doing the same thing [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1257 here]].
*** And in reference to the above strip, see also his last line of dialogue.
* Nanase's little sister is excited about her relationship with Ellen, and declares that she'll date girls when she's older too. Nanase says that's not something someone can just decide, and when Akiko presses the issue, she can't think of a good way to explain to her eight-year-old sister. Then this happens:
-->'''Akiko''': [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1399 "Am I going to have to look this up on the internet?"]] *DramaticThunder*\\
'''Nanase''': "NO! HECK NO!"
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1403 "Not that there'd be anything '''wrong''' with that, but--Wait, do lesbians need to say that?"]]

[[AC:Summer]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1434 Getting ready to go to a job interview]], Elliot rapidly shifts forms to burn up any excess energy.
--->'''Heidi:''' ''Ooh!'' I should interview for the job in ''this'' form! It has so much energy and can-do spirit!\\
'''Ellen:''' It also has the judgement of a chipmunk.\\
'''Heidi:''' Chipmunks have ''excellent'' judgement! They prepare for winter and everything.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1410 The return]] of Susan's [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=618 Logic and Curiousity]] and their first meeting with her [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=933 Nature and Nurture]]. This ends up bringing about the second double team attack on Susan from her [[GoodAngelBadAngel inner shoulder people.]]
-->'''Susan's Logic:''' Okay then. It's unanimous: We feel terrible. Have fun with that, ego.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1415 The Dunkel Parents lay down summer vacation rules.]]
-->'''Mr. Dunkel:''' We have summoned you, our children, to the depths of the living room...
* We get a twofer in [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1417 this comic]]. First of all, Tedd imagines having Sarah as a lab assistant on a very... ''[[{{Fanservice}} interesting...]]'' manner. He quickly corrects this with a new image with Sarah looking very professional, Grace with goggles but minus her lab coat... [[spoiler: and with himself as a girl. Of course.]] Second, there is only one thing Tedd can afford to pay anyone: ''unimaginable power.''
-->'''[[spoiler: Sarah]]:''' That works.
* Both of Grace!Tedd's maniac [[MemeticMutation Awesomefaces]] in [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1425 this]] comic's [[ImagineSpot Imagine Spots]].
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1427 Sarah's entirely legitimate concerns]] upon [[http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp.php?id=143 nothing seeming to happen.]]
* Tedd explains that the watches only last longer than they're supposed to (half an hour) if [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1432 you want the spell to persist]].
-->'''Sarah:''' And you were okay with [[GenderBender looking like Grace]] for ''fifteen hours''.\\
'''Tedd:''' Oh, like that's the least bit shocking.
* Susan ends up telling her boss Elliot knows Cheerlandra. [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1440 Words cannot describe how glorious the result is]] - suffice to say, it's the :D emoji given flesh.
** Then, as Susan and Elliot are brainstorming on how to deal with the fallout, they have just come up with "stall for time until he gets too overt" as a plan when [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1443 Tensaided leans in to ask a question]].
-->'''Tensaided''': ''Hey''yyy, Elliot. Do you like... ''superheroes''?\\
'''Elliot''': Um, sure, yeah.\\
'''Tensaided''': ''Innnn''nteresting...\\
'''Susan''': ''[whispered]'' Justin and I will have a strategy for her response by Monday.
* Elliot is depressed about his new job, but it only takes Susan [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1477 ten seconds to get him fired up again]].
-->'''Tensaided:''' ''Wow''. That guy's like a misguided henchman for a charismatic super villain waiting to happen.\\
'''Susan:''' Dibs.\\
'''Tensaided:''' ...dammit.
** Followed up on when [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1487 Susan tries to reassure Elliot after he failed to rescue a customer from a bad movie.]]
--->'''Susan:''' Elliot, that guy's core will be fine.\\
'''Elliot:''' What?\\
'''Susan:''' You know. His core. The center of his well-being. His essence, his morale, his midichlorian count... they're fine. All of those things will be fine. ''There is no core breach imminent.''\\
'''Elliot:''' I know that.\\
'''Susan:''' Good, because [[{{Metaphorgotten}} I'm not sure what I'm even saying at this point.]]
* Tensaided and Justin get into an argument on the rules that restrict cards used in tournaments to those released within the past two years. [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1491 Tensaided then asks Grace for her opinion.]] ("You there, random woman with a clipboard!")
-->'''Grace:''' I'm sorry, I '''completely''' zoned out. You guys were saying words?
* In "By the Numbers", we see Elliot breaking out the CoolShades and [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1478 guiding the customers to the best that the store can offer]] until:
-->'''Susan:''' Elliot, why are you wearing sunglasses?\\
'''Elliot:''' Why am I what? ''Oh!'' Heh. [[SubvertedTrope Forgot to take them off.]]
* One is a [[GenderBender gender swapped]] [[OppositeSexClone duplicate of]] [[{{Shapeshifting}} a shapeshifting]] [[SupernaturalMartialArts anime-style martial artist]]. The other's an [[ActionGirl extremely powerful]] [[HotWitch magic user]], [[LipstickLesbian who just so happens to be a lesbian]] [[FieryRedhead with an occasional temper]]. [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1525 As of now]], TheyFightCrime.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1541 It's the mall goblin! Get him!]]
-->'''Mall goblin:''' [[DidntSeeThatComing Wait, what?]] But-- ''(they start chasing him)'' NO! BE AFRAID! ''AFRAID, DAMMIT!''
* During their first film review, [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1543 Elliot looking at Susan's empty hand in Panel 2.]]

[[AC:The Dawn]]
* Susan's [[VerbalBackspace attempt to clarify]] [[IfItsYouItsOkay what she just said]] [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1556 here]].
** Justin's face in the last panel.
---> '''Susan''': ...What? What's with the [[{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}} Fry]] face?
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1561 This]] cute little NoodleIncident:
-->'''Mr. Verres''': If you ask me a question I cannot answer, either because I don't know or cannot safely say, I will say so. Or change the subject. Or fake a seizure.
-->'''Tedd''': That was fake?
* Sarah's vocal and [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud wonderfully cringe-worthy realization]] about her relationship with Elliot, and Nanase's reaction [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1567 here]].
-->'''Sarah''': He never wants to try anything new. It's always up to me to come up with stuff to do and get things going. And even ''with'' me calling almost all the shots, ''we're still virgins!'' *{{beat}}* ...How loudly did I just say that?\\
'''Nanase''': I'm pretty sure not ''everyone'' in the restaurant heard that.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1588 The only one who is not Tedd.]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1593 Elliot asks the question "What is love?"]] He and Tedd immediately do [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-is-love what everybody does when those words are spoken:]]
-->'''Both''': Dun-dun! Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun! Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1596 "She's like a sister to me!"]] And the [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1597 aftermath.]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1612 This recap comic on Ellen's and Nanase's various mystery solving has several funny lines]]. For example:
-->'''Zookeeper?''': I don't know ''how'' our prized lockpicking gorilla escaped, but...
** The {{Callback}} it gets [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=2165 here]].
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1287 I have a LOT to learn about friendship.]]
* "[[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1628 Careful there, Diane.]] That's how ''nerds'' get started."
** [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1630 Elliot's on the moon!]]
* In the [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1676 August 2, 2013 strip]], when Tengu is chasing Ellen and Nanase through the air, gets impatient, and screams about how he'll use his power to kill them and their families (letting a {{spoiler}} about Tedd having a sibling out in the process). The girls comment telepathically--
-->'''Nanase:''' Can ''you'' understand what he's saying?\\
'''Ellen:''' All I can hear right now is "Whoosh."\\
'''Nanase:''' Me too.
* When [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1687 Elliot meets Diane]].
-->'''Elliot:''' She's like a shorter alternate universe version of Susan who makes puppy-dog faces! ''Brain!'' What do I do with this information!?\\
''[anthropomorphic brain shrugs]''\\
'''Elliot:''' Oh, you ''never'' know what to do!
* "[[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1688 Really?! NOW you stop with the snow?]]"
* "[[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1732 She was just asking for directions!]]"
* Sarah's [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1748 montage of attempts]] at investigating the source of a rumor.
** [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1812 The montage of her later attempts]], using the tactic of straight-up asking the people if they know about it.
* Susan's [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1773 attempts to get over her]] HatesBeingTouched status.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1792 I am a FANTASTIC liar!]]
-->'''Susan:''' [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Not when a mark goes off-script, you're not.]]
* How Elliot imagines [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1782 Tom manipulating Susan:]]
-->'''Imaginary!Tom:''' '''Mwuh- hahahaha!''' Date ''me'', or I will kick ''all'' of the puppies!\\
'''Imaginary!Susan:''' ''(Summons hammers)'' I don't think so.
** [[DeadpanSnarker "He's doomed."]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1804 "Boing"? Seriously?]]
** And the following page: [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1805 "What are they..?" "Don't ask."]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1807 This]] conversation between Tedd and Elliot.
-->'''Tedd:''' ''Oh''... Does she, um "swing" both ways?\\
'''Elliot:''' Swing? What Swing?\\
'''Tedd:''' No no, does she like apples... ''And'' oranges?\\
'''Elliot:''' I don't know her fruit preferences.\\
'''Tedd:''' Bisexual. Is she Bisexual.\\
'''Elliot:''' ''Oh!'' I dunno. Maybe?
* This exchange after Susan figures Tom out:
-->'''Sarah''': I think there's a lesson to be learned from all this.\\
'''Susan''': "Tom is a jackass"?\\
'''Random classmate''': Hey!\\
'''Susan''': Not you. Different Tom.\\
'''Random Tom''': Oh okay. Sorry I overheard.

[[AC:Pandoras Box]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1876 Luke's plan to lose quickly so as to be able to talk to Justin and Grace]] runs into a snag when...
-->'''Rich:''' You're using ''fairies?'' ''Pfft.'' Gay.\\
''[beat]''\\
''[Luke [[AdjustingYourGlasses adjusts]] his [[ScaryShinyGlasses glasses]]]''\\
'''Narrator:''' Many time consuming turns later...\\
'''Luke:''' ''[surrounded by badass fairies and a drake]'' ''That's game.''
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1879 Larry hitting]] on [[DudeLooksLikeALady Tedd]] during the match, not knowing he's a guy.
-->'''Larry:''' That card reminds me of this one time I saved a puppy from a mountain lion. Punched it right in its nose!\\
'''Tedd:''' [[DeadpanSnarker The mountain lion or the puppy?]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1892 OH YEAH!]] Tensaided's OhCrap face is priceless.
* In the Squirrel Prophet Part to arc, the "final battle" [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1964 splash page]] has something for everyone. Sarah vs. Sam is one of the highlights.
-->'''Sarah:''' I am jealous of how many pockets you have!\\
'''Sam:''' ''[dead serious]'' I know.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1914 "Well good for Spider-Man. I jiggle."]]
* In the middle of a [[StraightGay revelation]] about Luke: [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1917 "OH MY GOD BIGFOOT IS REAL."]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1970 This guy has a really annoying playing style.]]
** And then we get [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1974 the follow-up to that]]. "Target monster is a penguin" is probably the crowner.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1973 Sarah and Sam's stalemate.]]
-->'''Sarah:''' (bored) I summon another vampire. The forest is safer and stuff. Go.
-->'''Sam:''' Are you sure you don't want to attack?
-->'''Sarah:''' Why don't ''you'' attack?
-->'''Sam:''' It's ''your'' turn.
-->'''Sarah:''' Nuh-uh, I ended it.
* After a card tournament that lasts lasts several real-world months, [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1991 the grand prize goes to a nameless extra.]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=2007 Luke learns about immortals.]]
-->'''Luke:''' ''Whoa''... a-and what are they called?\\
'''Justin:''' Immortals.\\
'''Luke:''' ...they're literally just called "immortals"?\\
'''Justin:''' As far as I know.\\
'''Luke:''' That's... terrible.
* Proving that Susan and Diane have more in common than it [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=2031 at first seems...]]
-->'''Diane:''' I've made a terrible mistake.
* Ashley [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=2042 saying some stuff about herself]]:
-->'''Ashley''': Um... what else? Oh! I play ballet and dance soccer! ''*[[{{Beat}} long pause]]*'' Wait! I mean-!\\
'''Elliot''': One sec, I'm imagining dance soccer.
* Ashley was advised [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=2025 to avoid the bookstore while on the date]]. However, she [[FailedASpotCheck forgot to look]] prior to [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=2049 suggesting an alternative]]. Cue the biggest LuminescentBlush in the comic's run.
** Elliot's attempted recovery [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=2050 doesn't fare much better]].
** [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=2052 And continued further]] as Eliot tries to find the right way out of the hole he just dug himself into he realizes that, [[GenreSavvy with his luck, something weird will happen that will render the whole thing moot]]. (probably TemptingFate there a bit, too).
** When it does, it also [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=2091 comes paired with]] an ''extremely'' random BrickJoke.
* Diane doesn't believe in Tara's supernatural senses and doesn't believe that she's any sort of potential vampire hunter. When her companion points out Tara's uncanny ability to detect that Ellen and Elliot were twins, Diane gave this response:
--> '''Diane:''' '''''OH MY GOD!''''' She deduced that the people with '''''nearly identical faces''''' are '''''twins?!''''' She must be a '''''wizard griffon!'''''
* Elliot finds out what happens to his cell phone when he transforms into Cheerleadra with it in his pocket. He starts vibrating in mid-air, then touches his stomach and starts hearing Ashley's voice in his ears.
-->'''Ashley''': How are you answering this? Ellen told me you wouldn't have your phone if you weren't changed back yet.
-->'''Elliot''': You're calling me on a ''phone''?
-->'''Ashley''': Um, yeah?
-->'''Elliot''': This is a ''phone call''?
-->'''Ashley''': Um...
-->'''Elliot''': I ''don't'' have my phone! I just sort of... ''buzzed'' all over, and now we're talking!
** When he groans "YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe", one of the griffins suggests he should consult spell books more often.
* When Nanase shows up in fairy doll form and Andrea gushes about how incredibly magically powerful this is, calling her "Your Highness" for the umpteenth time, Nanase corrects her yet again. the griffins point out how powerful her magic is, pointing out "Do you have ANY idea how many laws of physics you've broken just doing that?" Nanase remarks "We view the laws of physics more as ''polite suggestions''."
* The griffins bantering about alternate universes.
* This [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=2167 conversation about the recent fight]].
* Andrea's [[DidNotSeeThatComing shock at what Nanase and Elliot say about alternate universes]].
* Tara suddenly remembering that Andrea told her, in no uncertain terms, that immortals are capable of lying. [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=2174 "Whoops." "WHOOPS?!?"]]
** And from TheRant directly below: "This feels like a very '[[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot me]]' moment."
* Continuing on the "Elliot as a human cell phone" track, they're trying to figure out how to get back to the random spot in the woods they are currently at. Nanase suggests he use his GPS function. Elliot tries to brush it off... but fails.
-->'''Elliot:''' How the ''fork'' would I... ''[beat]'' I know our exact GPS coordinates and can see what looks like a floating picture of a satellite view of here. I also know where all the nearby restaurants are.

[[AC:Sister III - Catspaws]]
* Pandora's reason for her MeaningfulName: She acknowledges that her role in the story is closer to Pandora's Box than the mythical Pandora herself, but found that people didn't get the reference when she tried calling herself "Box".
* The important information about the treasure was that there was no treasure... [[spoiler:and that there was a giant magic lion bear.]]
* Pandora, hovering ominously above a sleeping and defenseless Grace, says that this will be her LAST dream.....before waking up.
** Additionally, the dream itself, which involves Greg training Grace, before a [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Fire Goo Griffin]] appears out of nowhere, eats Greg's arm to become 5 times stronger, and as Grace finally works up the nerve to stop it...
--> '''Grace:''' ''*Clearly in shock*'' Ah! No! I'll stop it! I'll--
--> '''Fire Goo Griffin:''' ''*puppy dog eyes*'' [[EvenEvilHasLovedOnes I have a wife and three dozen Fire Goo Griffin babies.]]
--> '''Grace:''' ''*comically hysterical crying face*''