History Funny / ElGoonishShive

* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=621 DUDE, STOP SAYING DUDE!]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=625 *Insert graphic adult images here*]]

* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=890 "How is THAT keeping a low profile?!"]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=833 Tedd's back, baby!]]

* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=910 "...even us?"]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=999 The comic immediately after the]] DidntSeeThatComing example. Note Raven's expression in panel seven, and the little "tnk" sound. It's clear he's just distracting Abraham, but the way he does it is brilliant.
* ''[[MediumAwareness "I am an]]'' '''''ENDLESS BARREL''''' ''[[MrExposition of exposition]]! [-[[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=970 But yeah, I'm done."]]-]''
* Raven [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=940 as a pimp.]]
** [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=978 Panel 6]] Say it with me now...
-->'''Ellen:''' ''E-eh-ugh...''
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1031 Mrs. Kitsune catches Ellen and Nanase together.]]
** [[BlatantLies WE'RE REHEARSING A PLAY ABOUT CPR!!]]

* Belatedly: [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=950 Elliot's reaction to his reaction to the bloodgrem:]]
-->'''Elliot''' [''thinking to himself'']: ...that girly scream was less manly than I would have liked...

* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1068 The entire race between Elliot and Noah in Swedekea.]] "Giant Bean Bag Chairs!"
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1082 THE PLASTIC! IT HURTS!]]

* The Demonic Duck's biggest [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1088 distraction]] yet, though Grace's PuppyDogEyes coupled with Susan's flat "He's fine" sell it.

* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1118 When Jerry offered Sarah magic]].

-->'''New!Jerry:''' ''(sweating nervously)'' I reached that conclusion for the same reasons Ellen and Nanase did. I don't know ''jack''.

-->'''Box!Pandora''': ''Stupid no fair rotten stinking cheating magic! Everyone could've had magic, but no! Magic has to be [[BigStupidDoodooHead a butt face]]!

* When Pandora [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=2368 tells Tedd what's up with his magic]] and all Tedd can focus on is

* Lucy's reaction to Diane's wardrobe shift.

* Young Diane [[https://egscomics.com/comic/tlod-019 hears the bell]].

* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1403 "Not that there'd be anything '''wrong''' with that, but--Wait, do lesbians need to say that?"]]

* While experimenting with a suped-up version of their AuraVision, Tedd suddenly recoils [[https://www.egscomics.com/comic/layers-058 when they see a flash]] while looking at Elliot. Once their dad leaves the room however, they sheepishly admit that the "[[DoubleEntendre flash]]" wasn't light, but [[AccidentalPervert seeing through Elliot's shirt]].

* At the start of ''Recruitment'', [[https://www.egscomics.com/comic/ourf-026 Arthur is arguing with someone over the phone]] (implied to be the dean of the college that most of the cast will be attending soon), who is badgering Arthur for more teaching staff since he got [[spoiler: Mr. Raven]] to start working there. What's hilarious is that, despite Arthur explicitly stating that it had been done for self-serving purposes ''and'' pointing out that [[TheMenInBlack Arthur is a shadowy government figure]], Arthur is ''not winning in the conversation in the slightest.'' It comes off a lot like someone in customer service dealing with a particularly difficult and stubborn customer.

* At the start of ''Recruitment'', [[https://www.egscomics.com/comic/ourf-026 Arthur is arguing with someone over the phone]] (implied to be the dean of the college that most of the cast will be attending soon), who is badgering Arthur for most teaching staff since he got [[spoiler: Mr. Raven]] to start working there. What's hilarious is that, despite Arthur explicitly stating that it had been done for self-serving purposes ''and'' pointing out that [[TheMenInBlack Arthur is a shadowy government figure]], Arthur is ''not winning in the conversation in the slightest.'' It comes off a lot like someone in customer service dealing with a particularly difficult and stubborn customer.

** [[FunnyAneurysmMoment Less funny]] when you realize ''[[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1096 why]]''.

* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=231 The Lucky Bunny Bounty Show]] HotSpringsEpisode clips, where Travis and Unusagi are in the bathhouse, and they're both bathing, meaning that Unusagi is was willing to be naked in front of Travis.

* "[[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=270 KITTY!!]]" Soon followed by "[[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=272 There is no God!!!]]"

* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=253 This comic]], before reading [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=254 this one]]. The observant will laugh, indeed.
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=282 "I'M TOO YOUNG AND TOO MALE TO BE THE MOTHER OF A SEVENTEEN-YEAR-OLD FEMALE ME!!!"]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=261 "So you see, my lad, the true moral behind the battle of Trenton is that if you party too hearty, George Washington will kick your ass. Any questions?"]]
* Elliot's parents, both their complete nonchalance about the unexpected new family member and their immaculate logic: [[http://egscomics.com/comic/2003-02-10 Ellen only started existing after Elliot lied, so why shouldn't she get brownies?!]]

* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=443 Elliot and Sarah meet Hedge]]
-->'''Owl:''' HOOT.

* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=492 Tedd's "Ugly Cousin"]]

* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=739 I'M A MOMMY!]]
* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=752 This comic]] from Grace's birthday party.

* ''[[MediumAwareness "I am an]]'' '''''[[BoldInflation ENDLESS BARREL]]''''' ''[[MrExposition of exposition!"]]''
** [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=970 But yeah, I'm done.]] It's also [[MemeticMutation become a meme!]]

[[AC:General, NP & Sketchbook]]

[[AC:El Goonish Shive]]

[[AC:Sister]]

[[AC:Painted Black]]

[[AC:Before The Party]]

* [[https://www.egscomics.com/comic/2005-02-23 Curses! Foiled by union action!]]

[[AC:Grace's Birthday Party]]

[[AC:Hidden Genesis]]

'''Wolf:''' Right. Well, there was this dimension-hopping walrus...\\

* [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=869 Diane shock scene]].

[[AC:Sister II]]

[[AC:Bringing Silly Back]]

[[AC:Q&A # 5]]

[[AC:9001% Serious]]

[[AC:Summer]]

[[AC:The Dawn]]

[[AC:Pandoras Box]]

[[AC:Sister III - Catspaws]]

[[AC:The New World]]

[[AC:Balance]]

[[AC:The Road Ahead]]

[[AC:Brother]]

* One is a [[GenderBender gender swapped]] [[OppositeSexClone duplicate of]] [[{{Shapeshifting}} a shapeshifting]] [[SupernaturalMartialArts anime-style martial artist]]. The other's an [[ActionGirl extremely powerful]] [[HotWitch magic user]], [[LipstickLesbian who just so happens to be a lesbian]] [[FieryRedhead with an occasional temper]]. [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1525 As of now]], TheyFightCrime.

* [[LawfulGood Elliot]] [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1178 fails at]] [[PowerPerversionPotential perversion]], which is funny enough (especially the ''self-inflicted'' WhatTheHellHero moment - "I'm a person, you '''bastard!'''"). Ellen's [[ManicPixieDreamGirl Manic Pixie Dream smile]] is what sells it though.