* Scooter's denial that what Bill invented was a wheel
-->'''Bill''': How do you know it's not a wheel, anyway? I just invented it!
* In one episode, Sharky used Eek's check to bar the door. It's one of those large checks, and Eek won a million dollars. But then the door opened, shredding the check.
* Scooter invents the washing machine in their first episode. He asks Bill to give him his clothes. Bill's reaction is priceless.
* "I like girls".
* The entire episode 'Fists of Furry'. From the spoof of 'Power Rangers' to an appearance by Fabio.
--> ...must...survive...to...watch...''Melrose Place''...