History Funny / DreamDaddy

* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "This is where I come to]] [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbate."]]

* Despite mostly known for being creepy, [[spoiler:the removed cult ending only accessible through datamining]] has some lines which are so (purposely) hammy that one can't help but chuckle:
-->[[spoiler:'''Joseph''':Nothing is a coincidence, idiot. No town in America has such a concentration of eligible, willing Dads.]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Joseph''': And I will fuck each Dad whose life I destroy until the shame and stink of their failures has returned our eternal king to life.]]

-->[[spoiler:'''Joseph:''' All along you've been living a [[TitleDrop dream, Daddy]].]]

*** The player character is "Nerd's house" [[spoiler: To which the player character will express dismay and Damien will reassure him with , "At least you're not "Other Nerd's house" and insisting he's moving up the pecking order, to which Mary will agree]]

*** Robert is [[spoiler: just "Smalls" with a little bottle of beer next to his name.]]
*** Damien is [[spoiler: "Dames", which Mary consistently calls him, with a little heart. Because you just find out that they're actually very close friends and you later find out they go back very far. It's implied they were childhood friends.]]

-->'''Robert''': [[BlatantLies This isn't my dog.]] I found her wandering in the street, I put a leash on her, and now we're walking around this graveyard together. Hunting cryptids.
** This moment is even funnier with the reveal in the second comic that [[spoiler: Robert adopted Betsy from Damien at the shelter. So Damien is completely aware of how bold face of a lie Robert is spouting and just plays along.]]
* The reveal that Damien's day job is [[spoiler: systems administrator for an IT company. Somehow seeing the flamboyant Damien in a polo shirt and thick glasses is weirder than seeing him in a cloak and ruffled shirt. He apologizes for being so boring in reality, saying his likes Bruce Springsteen and owns five pairs of tennis shoes]].

* If you wind up courting Craig [[spoiler: even once you're officially dating, the pair of you will continuously call each other "Bro". It brings "bromance" to a whole new level.]] There's even a choice that exemplifies this:

* After [[spoiler: being rejected by Joseph in his good ending:]]
--> '''Player Character''': This ice cream cake is my new boyfriend.
* On Joseph's second date [[spoiler: you discover that Ernest has put up a banner that reads "Jesus is cuming". You have to fix it and the MC thinks of three options:]]
-->[[spoiler: '''"Jesus is cumin"''']]
-->[[spoiler: '''"Jesus isn't cuming"''']]
-->[[spoiler: '''"Jesus is calming"''']]
** For what ever reason [[spoiler: "Jesus is coming" never occurs to the MC. If you choose one of the wrong answers then Joseph will point out the obvious solution.]]

--> '''Joseph''': Hey...were you...listening to us?
--> '''Coast Guard''': [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Sir, we here at the Coast Guard are professionals. We were not doing that. But as professionals, it seems like you deserve happiness. And we think it's closer than you think. Um, over.]]

* On Mat's third date [[spoiler: when he needs someone to fill in for his last act and the player character volunteers]] the player character thinks to himself:
--> '''Player Character''': YOUR UNENDING THIRST WILL BE YOUR ULTIMATE DOWNFALL accompanied by a very sad trumpet noise.

* If the player is only introduced to Robert at the cookout, you'll discover that Robert does not like it when Joseph calls him Rob. The player calls him it later and he gets equally as testy. [[spoiler: So on the third date the player character tries a different nickname:]]
--> '''Player Character''': [[spoiler: Do you really think I would turn down the opportunity to share a fine alcoholic beverage with my treasured friend and accomplice Mr. Robert "Bobert" Small?]]
--> '''Robert''': [[spoiler: If you ever call me Bobert again I will kick you right in the shins. Both of 'em.]]
* There's a hidden achievement [[spoiler: called "Let Amanda say [censored]". On the third date with Robert, when she says she's listening to sad shit, instead of admonishing her for her language, choose the "Fuck it" option and she'll start cursing.]]

* [[spoiler:Val]] at the BBQ for Amanda in the end of his route. After giving you the [[IfYouEverDoAnythingToHurtHer Shovel Talk]] regarding Robert, decides to go and befriend Mary after, in her own words, seeing her dual wielding wine glasses.

--> '''Hugo''': Colin is still being a humongous shithead, he won't stop sending the same picture of Jackie Chan in a mesh shirt to the printer and it's a nice picture, but it's wasting all my paper.
--> '''Hugo''': Whoops, sorry, meant that for another teacher.
--> '''Hugo''': But seriously, he's insufferable. There's pictures of Jackie Chan everywhere.

* [[spoiler: "See you in class... bitch."]]

* The MC *really* takes his rivalry with Brian to extremes. Even just running into Brian on others' dates has the rivalry take over, and gives an option to be extra competitive.

* [[spoiler: See you in class... bitch.]]

* [[spoiler:Val]] at the BBQ for Amanda in the end of his route. After giving you the ShovelTalk regarding Robert, decides to go and befriend Mary after, in her own words, seeing her dual wielding wine glasses.

* If you don't go to the bar the night of Amanda's sleepover in the prologue you can wake up early and go to the gym with Craig. Where if you try to keep up with him on the treadmill, you will shoot off the end of the treadmill and crash into the wall.

--> ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext You are all spineless, you invertabraes]]!!''

--> '''hey'''
--> '''[Player Character]'''
--> '''hey'''
--> '''hey [Player Character]'''
--> '''hey i'm outside'''
--> '''come outside'''
--> '''don't make me honk'''
--> '''i will honk'''
--> '''get out here'''

--> '''[Player Character]'''
--> '''hey [Player Character]'''
--> '''guess who's getting their drink on tonight'''
--> '''guess'''
--> '''it's you'''
--> '''also me but mostly you'''

---> '''[Player Character]: Robert, buddy. Tonight we ride.'''\\

* Come home from a successful second date with Mat and exclaim to Amanda, "Manda Panda. MAT THINKS I'M COOL."

** While eating, a mom named Martha will blatantly hit on a very uncomfortable Craig. The player and Amanda will make a [[CtingeComedy cringe-worthy attempt]] at helping out Craig.