Funny moments from ''DBZ Abridged''. WARNING: You might be here a while.

Moments from ''WebVideo/TwoSaiyansPlay'' can be found [[Funny/TwoSaiyansPlay here]].

* [[Funny/DragonBallZAbridgedSaiyanSaga Saiyan Saga]]
* [[Funny/DragonBallZAbridgedNamekFreezaSaga Namek/Freeza Saga]]
* [[Funny/DragonBallZAbridgedAndroidsCellSaga Androids/Cell Saga]]
* [[Funny/DragonBallZAbridgedMovies Movies]]


[[folder:DBZ Abridged - Episodes - Other]]
%%* [[ This is the best song ever.]]
%%** [[ This one is better.]]
%%*** [[ This one is the best.]]
%%** [[ This song is the best one of all time!]]
%%*** [[spoiler: WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic: [[TheStinger Why am I doing this? I already have a mustache!]]]]
* The *POP* sound that accompanies each time Goku uses the Instant Transmission technique.
* Nappa's year-long AreWeThereYet, which at first seems to come to a rather anticlimactic end ("Yay!") only to be brought back in a wonderfully unexpected way: "Is he here yet?"
* They turned Recoome into a pastiche of pro wrestlers, most prominently Wrestling/TheRock, in one ball of wrestling hilarity. And apparently, as episode 20 shows, [[spoiler: Goku is Hulk Hogan.]]
* And then there's this:
-->'''Gohan:''' I swear, I don't even know what's going on anymore.
* Guru has two words for everyone.
--> '''Guru:''' [[ Drop it!]]
* In their trailer for ''Anime/DragonBallZBattleOfGods'', they pose the question of whether or not they will abridge it. [[LittleNo No.]] No they won't. After citing the many characters that the abridged series hasn't gotten anywhere near (the entire Buu saga), they add that Toei would probably kill them.
** However, ''maybe'' they can do the Hatchiyack special.
* [[ "Just Give Up!"]]. A song sung by Freeza about how the listener should surrender to his forces. Words do not do it justice.
* [[ "Popo the Genie"]], a Christmas song about the abomination that is Mr. Popo. And he knows you're singing it.
* [[ "Hey Vegeta, Happy Freeza Day"]]. Nappa and Vegeta get together for old times sake to bring [[EarthShatteringKaboom Freeza Day]] to the survivors of the bug planet. There's also Nappa convincing Vegeta to celebrate Freeza Day with him... by calling him at ''3 AM''.
--> '''Nappa:''' ''(over the phone)'' Aw, come on Vegeta! Just one more Freeza Day together for old time's sake! I hear the survivors of the [[CallBack bug planet]] colonized a ''new'' one!\\
'''Vegeta:''' ...well, it ''has'' been a while...\\
'''Nappa:''' ''(bursts into the room)'' That's the spirit!\\
'''Vegeta:''' [[TheScream HUAAAAAAAAAA]]-- ''(cut off by title card)''

[[folder:DBZ Abridged - Cell Vs.]]
* Let's be real, the very fact that these ''exist'' is incredibly hilarious.
* [[ Cell Vs. Yusuke Urameshi]] [[Anime/YuYuHakusho Yusuke and Kuwabara]] drop in to challenge Cell... until he asks which one of them can vaporize an entire planet with their weapons. [[KnowWhenToFoldEm They wisely pack up and leave.]]
-->'''Yusuke:''' (''muttering'') Pompous green asshole, I'll show you what my ''middle finger'' can do...
** And after:
--->'''Cell:''' (''smirking'') They're going to have to take the bus home. [[DontExplainTheJoke Because they're kids.]]
* [[ Cell Vs. Yami Yugi]] has [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries the King of Games]] challenge Cell... and end up cutting the wind out of Cell's sails when Yugi's boasts end up building up to a card game. Cell actually thinks he's getting Series/{{Punkd}}!
** Cell's actually napping when Yami arrives.
** When Cell realizes that Yami Yugi's challenging him to a children's card game, he ''almost immediately'' agrees to play and tries to learn the rules despite the Cell Games being a martial arts tournament.
--->'''Yami''': I'm trying to duel you! ...In "Duel Monsters"?\\
'''Cell''': "Duel Monsters"?\\
'''Yami''': It's a children's card game! Ancient Egyptians loved it!\\
'''Cell''': (cheerfully) F*ck, I'm down! How do we play?
** Yami Yugi legitimately thought it was a Duel Monsters tournament and is sincerely confused that Cell doesn't have a deck of cards to duel him with.
--->'''Yami''': Where's your deck?\\
'''Cell''': My d-d-d-d-d-deck?
** Cell applies a heaping dose of RealityEnsues on Yami Yugi by being a RulesLawyer in actually dueling Yugi, citing real life ''Yu-Gi-Oh! Trading Card Game'' tournament rules that prevent him from playing all his [[GameBreaker/YuGiOhCardGame overpowered cards]] like "Pot of Greed" and any of the God Cards.[[note]]Even funnier is that there actually ''are'' tournament-legal versions of the God Cards.[[/note]] Then he starts pointing out their choice of venue when Yugi objects. Yugi gets fed up and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere leaves]].
---> '''Cell:''' [[VocalDissonance That is a deep voice for a fourteen year old]], [[LampshadeHanging my God.]]
*** It becomes HilariousInHindsight in February 2018 when 2 of the cards Cell mentioned as being banned were unbanned. (Monster Reborn was brought back to 1 and Brain Control was moved off the list entirely)
* [[ Cell Vs. Ryu and Ken]] shows [[Franchise/StreetFighter Ryu and Ken]] picking a fight with Cell in a short guest animated by [=DasBoSchitt=] of ''Machinima/TheGmodIdiotBox'' fame.
** To reiterate the guest animation aspect, the video opens to Cell examining his now three-dimensional hands.
--->'''Cell:''' Hmm? [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall I feel different.]]
** Ryu being the ComicallySerious.
--->'''Ryu''': The only way warriors can truly communicate is with our fists.\\
'''[[DeadpanSnarker Cell]]''': What about our... [[SynchroVox mouths]]?
** Ken fights Cell. [[PunchPunchPunchUhOh This goes as well as you'd expect.]]
*** The interface that appears during so names Cell [[CallBack Mr. P. Cell]] while Ken's named Weirdface Ken.
** Ryu tapping into the Satsui No Hado is normally a serious matter, until we see it from Cell's view and without the dramatic music or aura, where it just looks like Ryu is squatting and twitching awkwardly.
--->'''Cell''': ...Have you tried praying it away?
** Evil Ryu attacks Cell, causing the screen to go black with impact flashes all over. The next shot is Evil Ryu on the ground unconscious.
--->'''Cell''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
*** Cell's reaction to the whole thing is hilarious since that means that he countered the Raging Demon ''accidentally''.
** Ken drops down in a cloud of dust as the announcer declares Perfect Cell the winner, with a perfect no less.
* In [[ Cell Vs. Sonic & Knuckles]], [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog the Blue Blur and Rad Red]] speed into the arena to take on Cell, again animated by [=DasBoSchitt=].
** The video begins with Cell humming "[[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 Escape from the City]]" to himself before the challengers arrive.
** Cell defeats Sonic's speed with copious use of the [[MesACrowd Multi Form Technique]] and [[TeleportSpam Instant Transmission]], making it look like he's fast enough to even sell chili dogs while fighting people.
** After Cell demonstrates his power by spiking Knuckles into the ground (and in an obvious turn of events), Sonic has little other choice but to use the Chaos Emeralds to go Super... only to end up pulling out nothing.
--->'''Cell''': ''[[MemeticMutation (chuckles)]]'' [[MemeticMutation You mean the Chaos Emeralds?]] ''(the Emeralds begin to rotate around him, set to ''VideoGame/{{Sonic CD}}'''s [[ USA Boss music]])''
*** When Sonic tries to summon the Chaos Emeralds, there's a very faint ''Franchise/LegendOfZelda'' "item acquisition" jingle that peters out when nothing happens.
*** Even funnier (or scarier) with the knowledge that Cell later transforms into ''Super'' Perfect Cell...
*** But what makes this especially HilariousInHindsight is this [[ post from the official Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter]] that stated they didn't want to participate because they didn't want to make Cell jealous of their "Super Sonic Swagger". Turns out Sonic didn't even get the chance to show off his swagger in the first place!
** With that, Sonic realizes just how out of his league he is and bolts, leaving Knuckles behind.
--->'''Knuckles''': Wait, hold on! You're my ride! Aw, man! ''(looks up at the Cells and laughs nervously)'' Sorry, I'm, uh... not as... fast as him. Uh, hang on. ''(jumps, then glides before sliding along the ground; repeat until he finally leaves)'' I really... UGH!... wish I could do more than glide...
** The ending? The start of the [[MemeticMutation infamous]] [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Sonic Says]] PSA regarding sexual harassment. After he casually throws away the Chaos Emeralds.
*** Particularly notable is that he stops at "Nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like". This being [[MemeticMolester Cell]], of ''course'' [[FridgeBrilliance he stops there.]]
* [[ Cell Vs. Kenshiro]] has [[Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar the master of Hokuto Shinken]] briefly battle Perfect Cell.
** Cell [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] how [[TheStoic Kenshiro]] is "a man of few words", only to get cut off in the middle of his sentence.
** Kenshiro's shirt tears off when he flexes, but after Cell explodes the first time, it's magically back on.
--->'''Cell:''' ''[watching his shirt rip off]'' Okay, but why though?
** Kenshiro manages to use his signature "[[YouAreAlreadyDead Hokuto Hyakuretsu Ken]]" attack on Cell, making Cell [[YourHeadAsplode explode]]... only to [[FromASingleCell quickly]] [[GoodThingYouCanHeal regenerate]] himself to express his pain.
--->'''Cell''': ''ARGH! CHRIST!'' Did anyone ever tell you you're already an asshole?!
** It turns out that Kenshiro isn't interested in stopping Cell's plans, but rather, [[ExtremeOmnivore he just wanted to eat Cell's "bug meat".]]
--->'''Kenshiro''': Are you going to eat that? ''(points at Cell's hand on the ground)''\\
'''Cell''': NO. NO, I AM NOT.\\
'''Kenshiro:''' Well... May I?\\
'''Cell''': [[TranquilFury Sure. Make it your last meal.]] Because after ''that'', you're '''''dead'''''.\\
'''Kenshiro''': [[NoYou No, you are]]. Already. ''[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Again]].''\\
'''Cell''': ''(yells in pain as he explodes a second time)''
** This observation from the Website/YouTube comments:
---> Fun observation: in his past fights, Cell's opponents attempted to win using showy displays of sheer force (Final Flash, Spirit Gun, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers a children's card game]], etc.). While possibly the weakest opponent so far, Kenshiro inflicts actual damage-and pain-by [[CombatPragmatist attacking when Cell's guard is down and striking pressure points for maximum effect.]] In short, Ken proves the most effective fighter in a martial arts anime because he fights like an ''[[RealityEnsues actual freaking martial artist]].''
*** Then again, if this is [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} the same Ken from]] ''WebVideo/DubOfTheNorthStar'', it could just be that he is TooDumbToFool.
** There is also Ken's FunnyBruceLeeNoises that end with what the [[FunWithSubtitles subtitles]] onomatopoetically expresses as 'Awa-wa-wa-wa-wa' when he finishes his attack.
** When Cell first explodes, Kenshiro (with his torn clothes regenerated) gets sprayed by all his gore, but is clean in the next shot... only to be sprayed by more gore when Cell explodes again.
** This particular short has generated the fan theory that, if these shorts ''are'' canon, [[NiceJobBreakingItHero then it's Kenshiro's fault that Goku can't defeat Cell]]. [[note]] Cell's Saiyan DNA means he gets a power boost when he recovers from near death. However, what qualifies as "near-death" as far as Cell is concerned is debatable, as the only time in canon when the power boost happens is when Cell blows himself up and is reduced to his nucleus, whereas Goku nuking his entire upper body doesn't seem to activate the boost.[[/note]]
** Thus far, Kenshiro, without any magical powers, super modes, ancient artifacts, or demonic energies, is the ''only'' person in the Cell Vs. series to defeat Cell. Hell, he's the only one that's made him feel any sort of appreciable ''pain.'' [[MugglePower Way to go, normal guy.]]
* [[ Cell Vs. Light Yagami]], A.K.A ''"SuicidalOverconfidence the Fight."''
** [[Manga/{{DeathNote}} Light Yagami]] waltzes into Cell's ring in full edgy AGodAmI mode, expecting an easy fight since Cell [[DoNotAdjustYourSet broadcasted his name to the world]]. The rest of the video is just him stalling for time while he waits for the Death Note to take effect and stop Cell's heart. [[spoiler: Sure enough, it does. Too bad for Light, Cell has ''multiple.'']]
** Cell spends the entire short insulting Light for being a [[{{Bishonen}} pretty boy]] teenager trying to take him on, even comparing him to Music/JustinTimberlake and mockingly suggesting they pose for [[{{Pun}} Cell-fies]] before [[spoiler: one of his hearts stop. After which [[BeyondTheImpossible he actually]] [[AwesomenessByAnalysis with 100% accuracy guesses what happened]] and as payback ''[[NoBodyLeftBehind atomizes Light]]''. His only regret afterwards [[CrossesTheLineTwice is that he didn't choose a more topical pretty boy to compare him to]].]]
--->'''Cell:''' ''(clicks his tongue)'' Ah, damn it [[spoiler: I should've said Creator/ZacEfron.]]
** [[MediumBlending Ryuk's live-action Face]] is what drives home how hosed Light is.
** Cell's [[LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn initial reaction to]] [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic Light's]] {{Leitmotif}}.
-->'''Cell''': [[SincerityMode Oh, what am I hearing right now, and can I buy it on Amazon?]]
* Cell is ''really'' losing his patience when [[Webcomic/OnePunchMan Saitama and Genos]] show up.
-->'''Cell:''' Oh my-I'm a sundial for pests!...I needed to be specific. I needed to be ''way'' more specific with my message.
** Before that, Cell is wondering if he can get Music/JAMProject to do the theme song for the tournament.
** Cell asking how Saitama plans to attack him: "Stop one of my hearts? Explode my torso? Duel me in a children's card game (which was admittedly kinda fun)?" Saitama replies he was thinking about just [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer punching Cell]].
** Saitama calling Genos "Genny" (pronounced exactly like "Jenny"). As in:
-->'''Saitama''': "You sure about that, Genny? You... kiiiiinda [[TheWorfEffect know how this goes, right?]]"
** After Genos' defeat, when the camera focuses on his mangled body, the subtitles state "Seriously, Genos, why did you even show up?"
** The StrangeMindsThinkAlike moment after Cell easily defeats Genos.
--->'''Cell and Saitama:''' (''deadpan'') Oh, wow, who saw that one coming? Ha, you owe me a Hetap. Ha, you owe me two Hetaps. Haaa...
** Cell referring to Saitama as WesternAnimation/{{Caillou}}.
** The fact that [[spoiler:Saitama is all set up to fight in the tournament... only to realize that a ''sale'' [[SkewedPriorities is going on the same day as the tournament]], so he has to decline.]]
--->'''Cell:''' That's it? ''Seriously''?! [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall I feel like I'm not the only one being blue-balled right now.]]
** At the very beginning of the short, Cell mutters under his breath "[[AttentionDeficitCreatorDisorder I can't believe we're making more of these instead of episodes!]]"
* [[ Cell Vs.]] [[{{Anime/Pokemon}} Ash Ketchum]]
** Cell is at his wit's end as Ash and his friends approach, complaining about everyone else who dropped in.
** Misty proves to be a major DeadpanSnarker here.
--->'''Pokédex''': (''upon not figuring out who Cell is'') Data not found.\\
'''Misty''': And technology has failed us again.
*** To add to that, the Pokédex displays a Missingno when failing to scan Cell. Technically he really is a "Missing Number", after all.
** Cell's silent disgust as Brock [[InsufferableGenius corrects]] Cell that Charizard is not a Dragon-type Pokémon. And after Cell was legitimately delighted that Ash had a Charizard, too.
*** Even funnier since this seems to be implied to be the early Johto team (Squirtle and Charizard are still there, Brock knows what a Steel-type is, etc.), meaning they haven't discovered Mega Evolution, which would have made Charizard part Dragon-type.
--->'''Cell''': Hold on, is that an actual dragon!? Because, I'll be honest, that's pretty metal!\\
'''Brock''': Actually, it's neither a Dragon-type, nor a Steel-type.\\
'''Cell''': ''[silent frown]''
** Cell sends Team Rocket [[IncrediblyLamePun blasting off again]] before they finish their intro scene. Misty and Brock don't actually care if they're okay.
*** Knowing [[IronButtMonkey Team Rocket]], they probably are.
** Cell is completely in the dark about Pokémon, wondering what they are and how their name, Pocket Monster, doesn't really make sense as they are on Ash's belt and should therefore be called ball monsters or duel monsters. Which leads to him directly comparing Pokémon to Duel Monsters.
** At the very end, when [[spoiler: Mewtwo]] flies by:
--->'''Cell:''' Is that f*cking Freeza?
** And then there's [[ Ash Ketchum vs Cell]]. The difference? This one's a bit more... [[{{WebVideo/PokemonTheBridgedSeries}} purple]].
*** Brock going Super Saiyan. With eight eyes.
---->'''Brock:''' ''[[EyesAlwaysShut NOW I CAN'T SEE]] ''EVERYTHING''!''
** On that note, what ends up happening to Cell in this version. [[spoiler: Ash catches him in a Master Ball but it ends up going to Professor Oak because Ash's party is full. Oak mistakes Cell for Celebi and alters the Master Ball into the [[AbortedArc infamous]] [[LeftHanging GS Ball]], leaving it in his storage room, presumably forever.]]
--->'''Oak:''' One day. One day... [[spoiler:Or not!]]
*** This means that [[spoiler:[[IdiotHero this version of Ash]] managed to unintentionally save the world!]]
* [[ Deadpool vs. Cell?!]] Whoo, boy...
** How does he enter? He sneaks up behind Cell, and asks [[MemeticMutation "Did you know the mitochondria is your powerhouse?"]]
** The Merc with a Mouth has been contracted to kill Cell! Who is the person behind it? [[spoiler:Nappa. Just so he can have his crossover movie with Spider-Man]]
--->'''[[spoiler: Nappa]]:''' (''After hanging up'') All right, [[spoiler: Mr. Lee]], it's happening.\\
'''[[spoiler: Creator/StanLee:''' [[CatchPhrase Excelsior]], Ghost Nappa!]]\\
'''[[spoiler: Nappa]]:''' I'm not a gho- [[DiscreditedMeme it's been like a season, dude, come on.]]
*** The picture [[spoiler:Nappa]] gives to Deadpool? [[Manga/HunterXHunter Meruem]].
** Just the way Deadpool trolls against Cell is friggin hilarious.
--->'''Cell''': So you're, so you're one of those X-Mans.\\
'''Deadpool''': Ohhh no. No no no no no no. I mean, sure, I help them out from time to time, but that's like, when the ''world's'' [[BoringInsult in danger]]!\\
'''Cell''': [[TranquilFury Zero to pissed in a moment]], my goodness you have talent.
** When Deadpool mentions he's beeing contracted to kill Cell....
-->'''Cell''': Huh. [[Anime/DragonballSuper The thought of a hired gun never crossed my mind....]]
** Case in point, the RunningGag of Deadpool slicing off Cell's arms, Cell blasting Deadpool repeatedly in the head and the Merc with a Mouth getting back up more pissed each time.
--->'''Cell''': Swords? Buddy, I've got a boy with [[YouGottaHaveBlueHair lavender hair]] who can give you a rundown on how poorly that's gonna work out for [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction where is my arm]]? ''(sees Deadpool waving his own arm at him)'' I stand corrected. Also lopsided.\\
'''Cell''': It's not even that ''funny''. So how about you take your swords, your guns, ''(camera pans out to show him missing both arms when trying to do AirQuotes)'' and your "[[ReferenceOverdosed references]]" and-- (''LateToTheRealization that his arms are gone, with Deadpool using them as a chair'')
** How does Deadpool exit? [[spoiler: He gets called by Logan on a [[ComicBook/JeanGrey Code Phoenix]]. And Deadpool is very fed up with this, saying it comes up almost ''every month''. Deadpool goes so far to as to tell Wolvy not to kill her this time, to the latter's confusion and annoyance.]]
--->'''Wolverine:''' What the FUCK did you just--\\
'''White Text Box:''' Do you think he remembers [[Film/XMenTheLastStand X3]]?\\
'''Yellow Text Box:''' '''[[FanonDiscontinuity Nobody]]''' remembers X3.
*** Even Cell's ''remarkably'' [[TranquilFury calm]] statement during this is hilarious.
---->'''Cell''': I'm being ''very'' polite here. I'm being ''very'' polite [[TalkingIsAFreeAction to let you have this conversation right now]], I'm '''very''' pissed at you.
*** The fact that Cell is saying this [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction while waving the stumps of his arms around]] just makes it even funnier.
** Before leaving, he assures Cell that he can be reached on both Tinder and [[HoYay Grindr]], and Yelp! With the Grindr profile [[FreezeFrameBonus containing a number of great jokes]] before capping off with this.
--->'''About''': Sodomy? Sodom[[NoYou you]]! If you're looking for a good time, I've got 7.5 reasons to hit me up! If you're tall and green, that's a plus! (Except [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk the Hulk]]. Never the Hulk. [[NoodleIncident Not again]].)
** How does the fight end? [[spoiler: Deadpool casually slicing off Cell's head.]]
--->'''Deadpool''': One for the road!\\
'''Headless Cell:''' UGH! I HOPE YOUR SEQUEL ''BOMBS!''\\
'''Deadpool:''' ''(bluntly)'' It won't.
*** A bonus note: The audio mixing on Cell's line is arranged to sound like it's coming from the severed head laying on the ground.
** And in Marvel fashion, there's a post-credits scene with [=Takahata101=] Deadpool arguing with Xander Mobus Deadpool, as Taka wanted to "[[TalkingToHimself go toe-to-toe with himself]]".

[[folder:DBZ Abridged - Specials]]
* We end up getting to see [[ episode 2]]...[[BaitAndSwitch kind of]].
* [[ Subscriber Special]]: After hearing there were at least 9k subscribers, the usual question was asked, however, this happens..
-->'''Nappa:''' You mean?\\
'''Vegeta:''' It's...\\
'''Nappa:''' It's (getting excited)\\
'''Vegeta:''' It's over…\\
'''Nappa:''' It's over? (really excited)\\
'''Vegeta:''' It's over 8000!\\
'''Nappa:''' What? 8..(gets confused), wait, what? You didn't do it right.\\
'''Vegeta:''' [[ExactlyWhatIMeantToSay Yes I did, Nappa]]. [[ShowTheirWork Yes I did]].[[note]]Vegeta's actual line of dialogue in the original Japanese version was "over 8,000".[[/note]]
* [[ The Halloween Special]]:
--> '''Professor:''' Well, what's your costume?\\
'''Popo:''' Oh, I'm not in costume. Yet. Hold on. ''[cut to clip of the Cloverfield monster, with Popo's maniacal laughter]''
** From the same special Nappa's costume:
---> '''Nappa [Dressed as Broly]:''' I'm Creator/VicMignogna! Ahh my poor vocal cords!
* Four Words: Banana on a [[strike:tricycle]] unicycle.
** Heck, [[ the entire FAQ]] is one big CMOF.
** The obnoxious [[WebVideo/GantzAbridged salaryman]]… er, fan. That is all.
--->'''Obnoxious Fan:''' Can I be Cutter?\\
'''Vegeta:''' No! Wait... who the hell is Cutter?\\
'''Obnoxious Fan:''' You guys suck! I'm going to go complain on my Website/LiveJournal page.\\
'''Vegeta:''' Yes, I'm sure [[YourMom your mother reads it religiously]].
** Also-
--->'''Obnoxious Fan:''' Can I be Oozaru?\\
'''Vegeta:''' [[NoIndoorVoice I DON'T KNOW! LET'S ASK HIM!]]\\
'''Oozaru:''' ROAR! (Fires blast of energy from his mouth at the Obnoxious Fan.)\\
'''Obnoxious Fan:''' Owww!
** Finally, he wants to be Vegeta, so Vegeta finally humors him, and he ''emulates Creator/BrianDrummond of Ocean Group''.
--->'''Obnoxious Fan:''' Ahem... ''Let's see what you've got, Kakarot! Galick Gun FIRE!!!''\\
'''Vegeta:''' Oh, [[PrecisionFStrike GO F*CK YOURSELF!]]
** Nappa answering the question of who writes and edits the show.
---> '''Nappa:''' Well, it's edited by the [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom Tiger Kitty]]!\\
'''Vegeta:''' Kaiser Neko, Nappa!\\
'''Nappa:''' Kaiser Cat!\\
'''Vegeta:''' Neko!\\
'''Nappa:''' Meow! (pair of cat ears pops up on his head)
* There's also [[ the second FAQ special]]. Yamcha tries to answer a question, and is [[ButtMonkey blown up by a saibaman]].
** Chiaotzu is totally snarky to any fans who want to help.
--->'''Chiaotzu:''' (reads question) "Can I be a part of Team Four Star?" Oh yeah, sure!...[[TakeThatAudience when you grow some friggin' talent]].\\
'''Tien:''' CHIAOTZU! That was totally uncalled-for. [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Now they'll just waste their lives in a futile struggle to measure up to their peers until they're nothing more than a crumpled heap of countless failures of broken dreams]]. [[ButtMonkey Right, Yamcha]]?\\
'''Yamcha:''' [[NonSequiturThud I can't feel my arms…]]
** King Kai [[SelfDeprecation taking a shot at Kaiser Neko's reliance on Adobe]] in producing the series.
--->'''King Kai:''' If he could be any more of a whore for Adobe, they would've branded their logo on his ass.
** Bubbles answers the question on when the next episode will be [[SpeakingSimlish in his usual monkey-speak]]. King Kai expresses his amazement [[TheUnreveal that TFS has plans through the Cell Saga]].
--->'''King Kai:''' And remember: [[AskAStupidQuestion There's no such thing as stupid questions, unless a stupid person is asking it.]]\\
'''Chiaotzu:''' [[TakeThatAudience Like you]]!\\
'''Tien:''' CHIAOTZU!!!
* The [[HilariousOuttakes Blooper Reels]]. [[ Both of]] [[ them]].
** Krillin may be motivated with the Spirit Bomb on the outside, but on the inside...
-->'''Krillin''' : [[InelegantBlubbering Oh, gah… Why can't I?… Just one hit... I ki… I killed Saibamen… He didn't see me coming! He can't sense energy! WHY WAS HE ABLE TO DODGE THAT?! It's not fair! I ca… I can't be this useless! It's not fair! Why are there so many ostriches? The brochure said there'd only be a few of them!]]
** Which is a shoutout to a [[ Family Guy bit]].
** "[[{{Beat}} Dot dot dot. Ellipsis.]] I'm Piccolo, I'm lost in thought. Staring blankly, ''angrily at Gohan''."
* [[ The AWA special]]:
-->'''Nappa:''' Hey. Vegeta. Check out that cosplayer over there. They're hot!\\
'''Vegeta:''' Goddamnit, Nappa, stop breaking the fourth… [[DistractedByTheSexy whoa, wow, she]] ''[[DistractedByTheSexy is]]'' [[DistractedByTheSexy hot.]]\\
'''Nappa:''' I'm talking about that [[HoYay guy]] over there! The [[Manga/DeathNote L]] [[EvenTheGuysWantHim cosplayer]]!\\
'''Vegeta:''' Nappa, that's just a guy in a white sweatshirt.\\
'''Nappa:''' Yeah, like I said. L.\\
'''Vegeta:''' Are you telling me that counts as a cosplay?\\
'''Nappa:''' Yep!\\
'''Vegeta:''' F***ing cop-out.
** Later:
-->'''Nappa:''' Does this mean we've offended everyone?\\
'''Vegeta:''' One second let me think… [[Film/DragonballEvolution Dragonball the Movie]].\\
'''Nappa:''' (''[[TakeThat laughs]]'') Ah, high school.
* In the middle of the Connecticon 2011 announcement.
--> '''Announcer:''' …wait a minute, this is missing something. Hey, Nappa, say something funny.\\
'''Nappa:''' My parents died in a tragic space accident when I was only a child. That's why I can never grow up.\\
'''Announcer:''' Ha ha, oh Nappa.
* [[ Nappa and the other bald characters' parody of Lady Gaga's Born This Way.]]
** After the music stops, some of the reactions are priceless:
--->'''Nappa:''' Tien, what are you doing?! That was your line!\\
'''Tien:''' Yeah, I'm not doing it.\\
'''Nappa:''' I thought we talked about this.\\
'''Tien:''' Yeah. ''You'' talked. I said no.\\
'''Nappa:''' Look. It took a long time to put this together. Piccolo's in the outfit!\\
'''Piccolo:''' ([[CallBack covered in plush Yoshis]]) I'm in the outfit.\\
'''Tien:''' ''That's because you have no friends.''\\
'''Piccolo:''' (stops smiling and [[InelegantBlubbering sobs offscreen]])\\
'''[[EvenEvilHasStandards Nappa]]:''' [[WhatTheHellHero What the f***, Tien?]]\\
'''Krillin:''' Oh, geez!\\
'''Tien:''' I am. ''Not''. Doing. Your stupid. Song. Parody.\\
'''Nappa:''' Why?!\\
'''Tien:''' F*** you, that's why.
* [[ The Anime Evolution 2010 promo]];
-->'''Guru:''' Nail… Naaaaaail!\\
'''Nail:''' What is it, Lord Guru?\\
'''Guru:''' Do you know what I love about Canada?\\
'''Nail:''' …Sir, there's nothing to love about Canada.\\
'''Guru:''' Nail…\\
'''Nail:''' No, seriously, it's the only place more boring than here-\\
'''Guru:''' Nail! None of that.\\
'''Nail:''' (''Sighs'') What is that you love about Canada, sir?\\
'''Guru:''' I love... ''their moose!''\\
'''Moose:''' Hurr!\\
'''Nail:''' (''Makes a surprised yelp'')
* Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you: [[ "Captain Ginyu Style!"]]
* [=Takahata101=] attending a ''Anime/DragonBallKai'' [[ panel at Sakura-Con]]:
-->'''Takahata:''' ''Dragon Ball Kai'' is ''Dragon Ball Z'' essentially, right? \\
'''[[Creator/ChristopherSabat Chris Sabat]]:''' You could say that.\\
'''Takahata:''' It's shortened, correct? \\
'''Chris Sabat:''' Right.\\
'''Takahata:''' It's redubbed, right? \\
'''Chris Sabat:''' In a way, yes.\\
'''Takahata:''' It's partially rewritten, correct? \\
'''Chris Sabat:''' It is completely rewritten, yes. \\
'''Takahata (Nappa voice):''' Way to be four years late to that party!
* At the 2014 Anime Midwest Convention, a fan asked Creator/{{Lanipator}} to perform a hypothetical meeting between [[ItsAllAboutMe Vegeta]] and [[EldritchAbomination Mr. Popo]]. [[ Watch it here]].
-->'''[=Vegeta=]:''' What the hell is that?\\
'''[=Mr. Popo=]:''' Oh hello, didn't realize they stacked crap that high.\\
'''[=Vegeta=]:''' Listen here, you son of a-[[CurseCutShort (gets punched off the lookout)]] BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!\\
'''[=Mr. Popo=]:''' Bye, maggot! Enjoy the climb back up! [[EvilLaugh (laughs)]]
** [[ And now someone's made an animated version of it]].
* The [[ alternate takes of Krillin's death at the hands of Freeza.]]
-->'''Krillin:''' YOLO! (boom)\\
'''Krillin:''' [[VideoGame/ZeroWing Someone set me up the bomb!]] (boom)\\
'''Krillin:''' I've heard of an explosive temper, but this is ridiculou-(boom)\\
'''Krillin:''' Hey, guys! Look! It's my Chiaotzu impression! Goodbye, Tie-(boom)
* The [[ alternate take from episode 30's ending.]]
-->'''Dr Briefs:''' Finally, we're rid of all those dang ni-\\
'''Bulma:''' DAD!!!\\
'''Dr Briefs:''' I was gonna say Namekians!\\
'''Bulma:''' **Beat** …No you weren't.\\
'''Dr Briefs:''' No I wasn't. [[spoiler: **He was about to say [[RunningGag Yoshi.]]**]]
* The alternate take of Goku escaping Namek. He presses the muffin button, but gets a cookie instead. The result is a BigNo as the planet explodes.
* The alternate take of [[spoiler: Yamcha's suicide. The rope he hung himself with? It was Puar using his shape-shifting.]]
* A deleted scene from episode 43, the [[UsefulNotes/NorthKorea Democratic People's Republic of Korea]] tries to save the day with their military. Keyword being tries. Their missiles launched and… [[spoiler:[[EpicFail proceeded to all malfunction at the same time and fall back down,]] [[AttackAttackRetreatRetreat causing the PRK army to run]] in the name of the glorious People's Republic.]]
** Cue jokes from from the fandom that North Korea's weapons are so out of date that this is ''exactly'' what would happen in real life.
* The deleted scene from Episode 44 had Yamcha take the IdiotBall in full by saying that, yes, Goku and Gohan both would go fight the evil, killer androids [[TooDumbToLive in the presence of resident]] MamaBear Chi-Chi. Oolong tries to get him to stop.
--> '''Oolong''': Yamcha, as the man-pig that's known you for longer than everyone else in this room… ''shut up''!\\
'''Chi-Chi''': ''(Sweetly)'' Hey, Yamcha? When you fall asleep tonight… [[ParanoiaFuel don't fall asleep tonight.]]
** There's also Gohan's reply to Chi-Chi telling him that they're not going to fight the androids, but instead go back to living their nice and peaceful life while Gohan becomes a doctor/lawyer/scientist.
--> '''Gohan''': Yeah… That's great, Mom. [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny But you know if you tell that to Dad, it's just gonna go in one ear and get bored and die.]]
* Celloween: Krillin using his (pen)ultimate attack, SOLAR FLARE.
** Followed by [[spoiler:a cropped [[{{Squick}} image of]] [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]] and [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Freddy Krueger]] hentai]].
--> '''Kid''': We on a plane, mama.\\
'''Krillin''': *Smiling, then realizes, thinking* Wait, that's not my ultimate attack, I thought the [[DeadlyDisc Kienz]]… [[ForgotAboutHisPowers AH GODDAMMIT EVERY TIME.]]
** The fact that Cell avoided Krillin's Solar Flare by [[spoiler:blinking]].
** And the ending, it turns out to be a dream, and guess who is at Kame House[[labelnote:Note]]Androids 16, 17, and 18[[/labelnote]].
---> '''Krillin''': Oh man, I had the craziest dream! Cell was there!\\
'''Piccolo''': Well the androids are here! *points towards 16, 17, and 18*\\
'''17''': Yo.\\
* Krillin lets out a terrified scream*
*** Made funnier in Episode 45 [[spoiler: where it turns out the dream is influenced by the news that Piccolo was watching while the others were sleeping. Krillin even murmurs some of his dialogue from the short in his sleep.]]
* The April Fools joke episode, "Broly", [[spoiler: which is actually the Abridgimon Movie]].
** What made it funnier was that it was spelled ''"[[RougeAnglesOfSatin Brolly]]"''.
* In their second batch of [=DBcember=] 2016 villains, the cast inevitably gets to Nappa, so they tied up and gagged Taka in the storage room for the duration. Naturally, he breaks free before they can finish.
-->'''Taka:''' ''(in Nappa voice)'' There is no Taka, now. [[SplitPersonalityTakeover There is only Nappa]].

[[folder: T-shirt Commercials]]
* The [[ video advertising]] upcoming episodes and new T-Shirts is hilarious with Nappa and Vegeta arguing over doing the commercial (Nappa wants him to do it, Vegeta doesn't) and a sign that says "Please do NOT feed Goku on set". But, the real icing on the cake of hilarity is [[spoiler:Vegeta VS Alucard]] at the end.
** This pays off with ''[[ I AM THE HYPE]] [[Series/TheColbertReport And So Can You!]]'', laden with hilarity despite being a mere shirt commercial. But what else could you expect from a commercial starring Vegeta and [[WebVideo/{{HellsingUltimateAbridged}} Alucard?]]
--> '''Vegeta''': Also, where the hell's the producer?\\
'''Alucard''': Oh, he says he's got a "Full Day".\\
''(Cuts to an office door labeled [[YouMakeMeSic "NAPA" with a hastily scribbled note that says "DO NOT DZTRB"]])''\\
'''Nappa''': Welp, this coke won't snort itself! (Snorting noises)
** Vegeta's worry over the line "When you wish upon a star" [[DisneyOwnsThisTrope being owned by]] Creator/{{Disney}} and Alucard's response.
--> '''Alucard''': Nope! Totes public domain! Trust me, [[EvenEvilHasStandards even I don't have the patience for Disney lawyers.]]
** When Vegeta gets to the "Son Goku" shirt, he stops dead in his tracks, [[InsistentTerminology refusing to refer to Kakarot as anything else,]] eventually goading Alucard into setting him up for the '''"[[MemeticMutation I AM THE HYPE!]]"''' line.
** When Vegeta questions Alucard's reasons for even being there despite not having one shirt advertised Alucard remarks that maybe if they were [[HypocriticalHumor they wouldn't be a bunch of self-indulgent bullshit]].
** And then a certain someone comes into the recording booth.
--> [[spoiler:'''[[WebVideo/AttackOnTitanAbridged Eren]]''']]: Alright, guys, I'm here! And I'm ready to record for our shirts!\\
'''Vegeta''': [[OhCrap Oh… shit.]]\\
'''Alucard''': (Panicking) [[GetOut Get out of here!]] [[ExiledFromContinuity You don't exist!!]]\\
[[spoiler: '''[[WebVideo/AttackOnTitanAbridged Eren]]''']]: Wha-\\
'''Alucard''': YOU DON'T EXIS- ([[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties static followed by a broadcast error screen]] that says [[ScrewedByTheLawyers "VIDEO PULLED BY JAPANESE COPYRIGHT OWNERS"]].)
** In the background a picture can be seen that reads "WEN BROLI"
** TheStinger: [[spoiler:Armin joins Nappa in the coke-snorting.]]
* It turns out that [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Vegeta quit]], so the next segment consists of [[ their trying out a number of spokespeople for the "BITCH I'M ADORABLE! And so are these shirts!" ad]].
** Krillin requires a box, and is promptly fired when he attempts to take a "Boothie" ([[DontExplainTheJoke a selfie in a recording booth]]). Alucard's gravelly "''[[GetOut Get out.]]''" sells it.
** Gohan has a mild case of AttentionDeficitOohShiny before doing a decent job… and ''he'' promptly gets fired for asking to be introduced to [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yami-Yugi]].
** The third candidate? [[spoiler: [[WebVideo/AttackOnTitanAbridged Eren Jaeger]], wearing an absurd hat and mustache to disguise himself, having caught on from being bitched out before. ''He'' ends his session by asking, "You know what would be even ''better''? [[SuddenlyShouting AN]] '''''[[SuddenlyShouting ATTACK ON TITAN—]]'''''" before getting shot by Alucard.]]
--->'''Alucard''': Y'know, [[PaperThinDisguise Darren]] [[ReadingStageDirectionsOutLoud Pause]] [[PaperThinDisguise Krager]], you remind me of somebody.\\
'''"Darren"''': Yeah, I get that a lot. It must be [[LampshadeHanging my inexcusably large]] [[AccentUponTheWrongSyllable moustache]].\\
'''Alucard''': Ah, it must be. Read when you're ready!
*** The way he pronounces "mustache" is the same as how Vegeta pronounces it.
** And finally, we have [[WebVideo/FinalFantasyVIIMachinabridged Barret]] advertising a "[[MemeticMutation Bitches Love Cannons]]" shirt. It concludes with him getting hired as the new spokesperson, and wondering [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse what happened with the last guy]].
--->'''Nappa''': ''(Arguing on the phone)'' I'm begging you— Yes, I know! [[FantasticRacism He called you a monkey!]] But, Vegeta, you called him ''[[{{Literature/Twilight}} Sparkles]]''! ''[[TakeThat That is so much worse]]''!\\
'''Vegeta''': ''How''?!\\
'''Nappa''': "How?!" If you didn't notice, we're born with monkey-tails and, under full moons, turn into ''[[JerkassHasAPoint literal monkeys]]''! Not even apes, because they don't have tails. '''Monkeys'''!\\
'''Vegeta''': It's still bullshit!\\
'''Nappa''': Vegeta, he's suing you.\\
'''Vegeta''': '''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]'''
*** This ending conversation makes Alucard's description of [[SuperDeformed Chibi!Vegeta on the "Bitch I'm Adorable!" shirt]] HilariousInHindsight.
*** Outside Nappa's office, you can see posters for ''Film/{{Pixels}}'' and the 2015 ''[[Film/FantasticFour2015 Fantastic Four]]'' movie. [[TakeThat Turns out]] Hollywood has done ''nothing'' to diminish his evil.
* [[ Trunks does the 2016 merch advertisements with Vegeta managing the recording session]], and Alucard is late, [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall just like]] [[ScheduleSlip every year]]. HilarityEnsues. [[spoiler:Then shit hits the fan when Broly escapes his box.]]
** The shirt with Trunks on it is a crossover with ''Series/DoctorWho'', but according to the script...
--->'''Trunks''': "Do you want a shirt with an over-rated weakling and a stupid refere-" ''[[AbusiveParents Dad]]''! Did you rewrite this?!\\
'''Vegeta''': (''[[DullSurprise flatly]]'') [[ImplausibleDeniability How dare you I would never]]. Now keep going.
** Trunks is taken aback by the next shirt, first for the [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch crass language]], ''then'' for [[ArchEnemy who the shirt represents]] and [[SerialKiller his crimes]], with "Bitch, I drink people!"
** Vegeta takes advantage of Alucard being late in the best way.
--->'''Trunks''': (''Transylvanian accent'') "Blah! I'm a vampire. And I'm here to [[CurseCutShort suck your c]]—" '''DAD'''!\\
'''Vegeta''': (''Laughing'') It's funny because [[ExtremeOmnisexual he does]], and he's not here to defend himself!

[[folder:''Dragon Ball Kai'' Abridged]]
* ''Anime/DragonBallKai Abridged'', the entirety of season 1 condensed into [[ two minutes and ten seconds of nonstop hilarity.]]
-->'''Goku:''' I have a kid.\\
'''Gohan:''' I'm socially awkward.\\
'''Krillin:''' He's adorable! [Blasted through a wall by Raditz. The [[RunningGag Krillin Owned Count]] rapidly rises before exploding.]
** '''King Kai:''' I'm King Kai. You now know the Kaio-ken and the Spirit Bomb. F**k off. Shut up, Bojack.
** '''Krillin:''' Yamcha's here! [Explosion] Yamcha's dead!
** '''Vegeta:''' Hey Nappa. Let's go to Earth.\\
'''Nappa:''' Ballin'.
** The part where Nappa sums up his total reason for being;
--->'''Vegeta:''' Nappa! Get 'em!\\
'''Nappa:''' [[FountainOfMemes I am hilarious]] [[SelfDemonstratingArticle and you will quote everything I say.]]\\
'''Krillin:''' Tien! Get 'em!\\
'''Tien:''' [[OnlySaneMan I am the only serious character in the show.]] [[TheComicallySerious That is the joke.]]
** Goku arrives.
--->'''Goku::''' Goku's here!\\
'''Krillin:''' Goku's here!\\
'''Vegeta:''' It's [[OverNineThousand over nine thousaaaaaa—]]\\
'''Nappa:''' Aaaaaaaaaa— [Vegeta and Nappa continue to scream over each other until Vegeta blasts Nappa with an energy beam.]\\
'''Nappa:''' ''Vegeta, why?!'' (as he is dying)\\
'''Vegeta:''' Because I'm a monkey! (transforms into the giant ape Ozaru).
** Vegeta even more blatantly steals Krillin's move.
--->'''Vegeta:''' Oh no, I'm not a monkey! Oh no, the kid's a monkey! Destructo Disk!\\
'''Krillin:''' The ''f*ck''?!
** TheReveal that [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yami Yugi]] had watched the whole thing.
--->'''Yami Yugi''': This has ''how'' many subscribers?
** [[DrillSergeantNasty Hi, maggots. I'm training you]]. [[BlackComedyRape I'm terrifying and a potential rapist]] [[IllNeverTellYouWhatImTellingYou but I'll never say it flat out]]. ''[beat]'' [[JumpScare BAH]]!
*** [[BringMyBrownPants AAH]]!
* Kai Abridged 2 ramps it up even more, covering the Namek arc.
** Freeza reads [[IDoNotOwn the disclaimer]].
--->'''Freeza''': This is a parody. ''Buy the fucking show!''
** Freeza's introduction:
--->'''Freeza''': Hello, I'm [[SpaceX Space]] [[UsefulNotes/NapoleonBonaparte Napole]][[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler hitler]]. Give me the thing.\\
'''Mouri''': No!\\
'''Freeza''': Give me the thing!\\
'''Mouri''': No!\\
'''Freeza''': [[WouldHurtAChild Kill his kid!]] ''(Kid dies with a [[StockScream Wilhelm Scream]])'' [[RuleOfThree Give me the thing]].\\
'''Mouri''': Here.\\
'''Freeza''': Kill him!\\
'''Mouri''': But the thing! ''(NeckSnap)''
** Instead of Freeza or Dodoria in the shower, the Solar Flare gag instead has [[ Lanipator dressed as]] [[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow Dr. Frank-N-Furter]] [[ at TFS' first 18+ panel at Youmacon]].
** Vegeta's infamous scream is so powerful this time that it ''crashes the Adobe Flash plugin. And then he smashes through it.''
*** Prior to this, Vegeta's continuous maniacal laughter as he breaks out of Freeza's ship, steals Freeza's Dragon Balls as he leaves, kills Zarbon, and takes the Dragon Ball the good guys had. With what is most likely music from ''WesternAnimation/JonnyQuest'' in the background.
*** Second place goes to Krillin, which manages to keep his scream going for the entire time Vegeta is at their cave.
---->'''Krillin:''' AAAAAHHHHHHH-No seriously though. Where's Gohan?
** '''Vegeta:''' Hey guys, you remind me of some assholes I'm about to kill!
** Goku's arrival [[DeathFromAbove takes out the Ginyu Force in a massive explosion]]. Unfortunately, [[DroppedABridgeOnHim his ship crashing on top of them]] also took him out of commission - what're the odds?
--->'''Vegeta:''' Put him in... (''turns head'') '''''THE POD.'''''\\
(''cue zoom in as a dramatic musical sting plays before the scene abruptly cuts to Goku inside of the pod'')\\
'''Goku:''' (''thinking'') [[LampshadeHanging I wonder if this'll become a trend.]]
** When Porunga is summoned:
--->'''Gohan:''' So, what are we--\\
'''Krillin:''' Bring Piccolo back!\\
'''Piccolo:''' Yeah!\\
'''Krillin:''' Now bring him to Namek!\\
'''Piccolo:''' '''''[[BigNo NOOOOO]]--'''''(''POW! POW!'')'''''--[[BigNo OOOOOOO!]]'''''
** Vegeta threatens to kill Dende's parents if he's not made immortal.
-->'''Dende''': [[DeathByOriginStory Joke's on you]].
** Porunga dies right before Vegeta can get his immortality.
--->'''Vegeta:''' …wait am I immortal?\\
'''Freeza:''' I don't know! '''''Let's see…'''''\\
'''Krillin:''' Oh ho ho, he's pissed!
** Goku and Vegeta when grabbed by Freeza:
--->'''Goku and Vegeta:''' [[GratuitousJapanese No, Freeza-dono, yamete!]]
*** Itself being a reference to ''WebVideo/AttackOnTitanAbridged''.
** And what follows...
-->'''Freeza:''' I'm sorry, what was that?\\
'''Vegeta:''' *wheezed* I'm a Super Saiya*CRACK* *WUNCH*\\
'''Freeza:''' Couldn't quite make that out?\\
'''Vegeta:''' (spluttering) I'MMA SUPER SAI--*More beatings, Goku arrives*\\
'''Goku:''' [[MythologyGag Let that Vegeta alone!]]\\
'''Freeza:''' What the hell is this?\\
'''Vegeta:''' (weak and slurring) ''He's a Super [[KilledMidSentence Saiya—]]'' *Death Beam*
** Another reference to the infamous Big Green dub.
--->'''Goku:''' Hey, let that Vegeta alone!
** When Goku starts charging the Spirit Bomb:
--->'''Freeza:''' Stop it.\\
'''Goku:''' No.\\
'''Freeza:''' ''Stop it.''\\
'''Goku:''' NNNO.\\
'''Freeza:''' '''''[[RuleOfThree STOP.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis IT.]]'''''\\
'''Goku:''' ''(blows raspberry)''\\
'''Freeza:''' That's it, stoppin' it myself. ''(Goku throws the Spirit Bomb)'' What the—\\
'''VideoGame/UnrealTournament Announcer: [[ DOMINATING!]]'''\\
'''Freeza:''' Eep.
** After the spirit bomb.
---> '''Gohan:''' We did it, dad!\\
'''Goku:''' And we didn't even lose Krill— **Krillin explodes** aw swizzlesticks.
** Piccolo gets shot by Freeza ("Agh, right in the tit!"), leaving Gohan to say Piccolo's line instead.
---> '''Gohan:''' Piccolo… Why… didn't… you… DOOOOODGE?!
*** In the Episode Breakdown, [=KaiserNeko=] refers to the line as "the biggest missed opportunity in the entire series".
** The running gag of referring to the Dragonballs as "things". Which may or may not be a reference to Krillin's off-hand comment about Freeza's metaphor about [[Film/OldYeller Old]] [[SpaceX Space]] [[Film/OldYeller Yeller]].
--> '''Krillin:''' [[HowIsThatEvenPossible How is that a]] ''[[HowIsThatEvenPossible thing?!]]''
*** The title for the episode is ''[=DragonThing=] Z Kai: Episode 2''.
** Kami collects the Dragon Balls and informs King Kai.
--> '''Kami:''' King Kai, we have the things.
--> '''King Kai:''' [[SuddenlyShouting Do the thing!]]
** The entire exchange between Freeza and Super Saiyan Goku. Goku punches him exactly once, Freeza calls him a prick and [[DisproportionateRetribution proceeds to destroy the core of the planet]].
--->'''Goku''': Uh oh, spaghetti—'''[BOOM]'''
** The OverlyLongGag with Guru's name - he instead wishes to be called "Super Mega Ultra Alpha Omega Hyper-" getting drowned out by Nail saying [[LampshadeHanging he'll be at it for a while]]. He finishes off with "[[WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut Bigger, Longer, and Uncut Guru]]".
*** It starts at 1:47 and continues on to Gohan's arrival at 2:35.
** And Guru's FamousLastWords:
--->'''Guru''': [[BrickJoke I am hilarious… and you will quote… everything… I… say…]]
** Freeza's wish for immortality being thwarted.
--->'''Freeza''': Make me immortal!\\
'''Porunga''': ''<OR MAYBE YOU LEARN TO SPEAK [[AliensSpeakingEnglish GODDAMN NAMEKIAN]]>.''
*** Said Namekian, instead of being [[Franchise/StarTrek Klingon]] like in the main abridged series, is just the phrase "[[MemeticMutation Fuck you, I'm a dragon!]]" spoken backwards.
** Freeza using the "Kien-structo Disk" to hit Goku… [[EpicFail only to cut himself apart immediately after throwing it.]]
-->'''Freeza''': ''[[HowIsThatEvenPossible How!?]]''\\
''(Freeza's dismembered body lands on the ground)''\\
'''Goku''': …Soooo, which way's your ship?\\
''(Freeza's severed left arm lands next to him, pointing)''\\
'''Freeza''': ''(weakly)'' That… way.
** The ending in which Goku uses the Muffin Button so much, [[spoiler: he turns Namek into a giant muffin.]]
--->'''Goku''': ''(Giggles)'' Yay!
** Dodoria's death scene.
--->'''Vegeta''': 'Sup, Chubs [=McKenzey=], any last words before I kill you?\\
'''Dodoria''': [[spoiler: I have a ''THICK. MEATY.'' '''''VAGINA.''''' ''(She's blasted by Vegeta, who begins to gag.)]]''
** Cui's appearence.
--->'''Vegeta''': I'm on Namek now!\\
'''Cui''': Hi, Vegeta.\\
'''Vegeta''': Hi, Cui. (blasts him) Bye, Cui.
*** As a bonus, Krillin can still be heard in the background, screaming "''We're all gonna diiiiie!''"
** Dende getting a VideoGame/{{Borderlands}}-style intro screen which says "Little Green: White Mage", and then saying [[Franchise/{{Batman}} "My parents are dead!"]]
*** Said intro screen also had Music/TheHeavy's "[[VideoGame/{{Borderlands2}} Short Change Hero]]" playing in the background.
*** With a few exceptions, all of his lines being, "Hey" in the same tone of voice, with half-lidded eyes. Usually [[HoYay directed at Gohan]].
** Goku turning Super Sayian:
--->'''Goku:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis This! Ruffles! My!]] [[MemeticMutation Jimmies!]] AAAAAAAH-- ''(Turns Super Sayian with the [[WackySoundEffect rib-crushing squeak]])''
** TheReveal that [[spoiler: Nappa had watched the whole thing.]]
--->'''[[spoiler: Nappa]]:''' Aaaaaaand unsubscribed.
** Zarbon says only two things - rather effeminate "mmm" sounds, and this:
---> '''Vegeta''': Hey, it's the gay one.\\
'''Zarbon''': Maybe I'm gay. [[CampStraight Or maybe stereotypes are bullshit.]] MMM. ''(Transforms)'' '''''PUSSY!'''''\\
'''Vegeta''': [[OhCrap OH NO-]] ''(Gets his ass kicked)''
** After Freeza lost his chance at immortality thanks to Dende.
---> '''Freeza''': You **Bark**ed me. You **Chicken sound**ed me you monkey **Monkey sound**ck!\\
'''Goku''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.]]
** Their summary of King Kai's part in the Namek Saga:
-->'''Yamcha:''' Hey King Kai, can you teach us the--\\
'''King Kai:''' '''''NO!'''''
** When Dende brings back Piccolo on Earth:
--> '''Piccolo:''' Welp, I'm confused.\\
'''Gohan:''' It looks like the dragon brought every person on Namek to Earth!\\
'''Piccolo:''' [[MythologyGag ALL OF THEM?!]]
** Since there was a secret backwards message in the special, some kind soul [[ decided to post a reversed version of the entire episode]]. Besides being able to hear the backwards message, you also get to see Freeza knit his body back together, Goku squeaking as he goes from Super Saiyan to regular Saiyan and ''then'' he starts screaming, and Vegeta's EvilLaugh, only it sounds like he's barking.
*** Plus, amidst the babble that is backwards-speaking, some words can still be made out, and are hilariously appropriate for the situation. Examples include Goku talking to Freeza and apparently calling him a "wwuuuusss", while Guru re-appears from the dead with a "yeees?", and Gohan meowing shortly after (before?) Piccolo dies.
** In a meta-sense, consider that, despite cutting out the entire Ginyu Force sub-arc, this episode is twice as long as the previous Kai while going at the same pace. ''That'' is how long the [[ArcFatigue Namek arc]] takes.

[[folder:''Dragon Ball Super'' Abridged shorts]]
* The team has done a few minis based on ''Anime/DragonBallSuper'': [[ Wannabe]], [[ Black to the Future]], [[ Deadly in Pink]], and [[ Burning Blue]].
* Vegeta's reaction to Trunks' new blue hair.
--> '''Vegeta''': You think you're f--king smart?! I've become Super Saiyan Blue and you just dye your goddamn hair?! I'LL SLAP YOUR SHIT, BOY!
* The entire conversation between Goku and Black Goku:
-->'''Black Goku''': You're good Goku. And I'm Black Goku. [[Film/ArmyOfDarkness Goody-goody two shoes. Goody-goody two—]]\\
'''Goku''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You're not]] [[LiteralMinded black]].\\
'''Black Goku''': ''*Confused*'' Huh?\\
'''Goku''': You're, like, white. Or Asian. [[{{Mukokuseki}} Or whatever we are, I dunno.]]\\
'''Black Goku''': You're taking it too literally. [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Or not literally enough]]?\\
'''Goku''': I'm just saying, I expected ''Black'' Goku. ''[image of a dark-skinned Black Goku with an afro]'' And what I got was Dark Goku. Nega Goku. [[Film/DragonballEvolution Ukog]]. \\
'''Black Goku''': You done?\\
'''Goku''': Goku is the new black. ''*Gets punched in the stomach*''[[note]]Personally, we prefer Blackarrot.[[/note]]
* When Goku Black stabs Vegeta:
--> '''Vegeta''': HOW?! How are you so much more powerful than me?!\\
'''Goku Black''': Because Vegeta, [[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet "A rose by any other name...]]\\
''[Vegeta is stabbed]''\\
'''Goku Black''': is ''[[CantCatchUp still]]'' [[CantCatchUp Goku]]."
-->''[Vegeta falls]''\\
'''Goku''': Huh, [[TheWorfEffect different timeline, same result]], eh best buddy?\\
'''Vegeta''': Fu--''*blood spurts from stab wound*''--ck you!!
* Finale to the Zamasu fight + ''[[Anime/MobileFighterGGundam G Gundam]]''. It fits a little ''too'' well…
--> '''Trunks''': The future… [[ the future is burning blue!]] THIS SWORD OF MINE BURNS WITH AN AWESOME POWER!!
* Goku and Vegeta receive "[[ Fight Counseling]]" from Whis. It's played like marriage counseling and it is HILARIOUS.
** As a commenter put it:
--->'''Timothy Davis''': I don't know what's more ridiculous, the fact that Goku's a worse husband to Vegeta than he is to Chichi, or that he's more willing to go to counseling with him than he is with Chichi.
** Goku [[spoiler:hiring Hit to kill him]] being played like [[spoiler:a man meeting another woman]]. Or [[spoiler:a man cheating on his wife by ''hiring a prostitute.'']]
* "[[ Pineapple Pizza]]": Goku, Beerus, and Whis talking pizza after some training. Turns out Beerus isn't fond of the concept of pineapple on pizza --
-->'''Beerus:''' Why would you put sweet and juicy fruit on top of a salty, delicious pizza?\\
'''Whis:''' Well to be fair, Lord Beerus, tomato is a fruit.\\
'''Beerus:''' Don't you play Dabura's advocate here, Whis! Lest you suggest we start filling calzones with raspberry jam.\\
'''Goku:''' That sounds ''delicious''.\\
'''Beerus:''' ''Of course'' you'd say that! I'm an epicurean. You wolf down Big Macs like Tic-Tacs!
** Beerus is so offended by the concept of putting pineapple on pizza that he briefly insinuates that Zamasu was in the right for wanting to kill mortals. Only mortals would do something like that.
** Goku suggests switching to burgers--
--->'''Beerus:''' Hmmm... now that you mention it, I could ''blow up a planet'' for some [=WhatABurger=]. No, In-N-Out! NO, SHAKE SHACK!
--->'''Whis:''' I've a preference for Hopdoddy's, personally.
--->'''Beerus:''' I'll take a double-bacon cheeseburger, ''caramelised'' onions, lettuce, chipotle mayo, and ketchup! (''voice drops menacingly'') '''NO PICKLES'''.
--->'''Goku:''' [[TooDumbToLive And I'll take the same, but with grilled pineapple!]]
--->'''Beerus:''' '''''[[{{Angrish}} GUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGH!]]'''''
--->(''[[EarthShatteringKaboom the Earth explodes, Whis and Beerus can be seen looking over the destruction]]'')
--->'''Beerus:''' Ah, dammit, I want a fajita plate now. Whis, [[ResetButton rewind]].
* And now we have [[ Vegeta's Bingo Dance]]. Summed up in just one line.
-->'''Krillin:''' What the hell is Vegeta doing?

[[folder:Episode Breakdowns]]
* In the Breakdown for Episode 40, [=KaiserNeko=] reveals a cut scene where Krillin [[VisualPun has a cocker spaniel's head for his reply to the "cocker spaniel" line.]]
* [=KaiserNeko=]'s reasoning in the Breakdown for Episode 44 why one of the football players has a censored head:
-->'''[=KaiserNeko=]:''' If I remove the mosaic, my video gets taken down for obscene content.
** And during this, there is a "blink and you miss it" moment [[HypocriticalHumor where he removes it.]]
* In the Breakdown for Episode 45, Kaiser accidentally gives [[NightmareFuelStationAttendant Mr. Popo]] BlankWhiteEyes and starts screaming at the sheer creepiness of it.
-->'''Kaiser:''' In this shot, I posted a shot of Gokū from an earlier scene. And moved Mr. Popo's eyes, making a separate laye--\\
''(Popo's pupils disappear)''\\
''(Scene shifts to Kaiser speaking normally about another scene)''
* [=KaiserNeko=]'s breakdown during the… episode breakdown for ''Cooler 2'' about how the movie has so many plotholes and inconsistencies with the canon, as well as [[OffModel horrible artwork and inconsistent key frame animation]], leads him to repeatedly state, "F*ck this movie!"
** And at the end, he starts gushing at ''The World's Strongest'', and mentions wanting to abridge that as well.
*** A little soapbox appears during his rant
** Arguably the funniest use of the phrase came in the opening, with him saying, "Fuck this movie" over and over, each time punctuated by a particularly OffModel screencap.
* His reason for Freeza flipping the bird in ''DBZ Kai Abridged'' Episode 2
--> I did this because I'm twelve years old…
* According to the ''History of Trunks Breakdown'', the team was ''that close'' to actually having Gohan accept Bulma's proposition. [[spoiler:And they recorded the lines anyway. [[CallBack Seems Saiyans have similar sex habits.]]]] [[note]]He prefaces it by saying they didn't regret shying away from it.[[/note]]
-->'''Future Bulma:''' [[spoiler:Right there, yes, yes, [[BigYes YES--]]]]\\
'''Future Gohan:''' [[spoiler:''*grunting*'' [[CallingYourAttacks MASENKO…]] [[TheImmodestOrgasm HAA!!!]]]]\\
''([[spoiler:laser beam pierces the roof]])''
** This is also preceded by his using a bit of quote mining.
--->'''[=KaiserNeko=]''': You know that scene where Bulma propositions Gohan for his, uh…\\
'''Gohan''': Mister Gohan [[FunWithHomophones would]]!
** Also from the ''History of Trunks Breakdown'', [=KaiserNeko=] wonders why he decided to edit out Yamcha out of both his scenes. And at the moment where he remembers why he did such edits:
-->'''[=KaiserNeko=]:''' [[spoiler:(has seen the corpse of Yamcha [[DrivenToSuicide hanging on the ceiling]])]] Oh… Oh, right… b-because in this timeline… huh…
** Again from the ''History of Trunks Breakdown'', [=KaiserNeko=]'s, uh, increasingly hysterical reactions to the length of the breakdown.
** Kaiser letting us know that the moaning sound in TJ and The Wombat's scene was created by the same actress that voiced 18… then doing a montage of clips of 18 making that sound.
* Episode 48 Breakdown: "Hey look! It's the [[FunWithAcronyms KOC]]!"[[note]][[DontExplainTheJoke "Krillin Owned Count". Kaiser pronounces it like "cock".]][[/note]]
* Episode 50 Breakdown: Kaiser, continuing the joke of Cell's ass talking which he found hilarious, decides to give him a new line. And him switching to the next scene of Tien with a sweatdrop on his face may or may not have been intentional [[FunnyBackgroundEvent since you can still hear Cell scatting]].
--> Skabadebaldbabababababab *suddenly switches to imperfect Cell's voice* I'm a scatman! Skobedelapabababa.
** Early in the breakdown, Kaiser is completely flabbergasted when he realizes that the series has been going on for ''seven years''.
*** After listing all their creations over that time period with a title card for each flashing, Kaiser pauses to take a breath. At the same time a title card for ''Manga/AttackOnTitan'' [[FreezeFrameBonus flashes briefly]] with a note that it is cancelled and never coming back.
* The ''Super Android 13 Abridged'' breakdown has [[FreezeFrameBonus a quick bonus]] as Kaiser talks about an animation error concerning Trunks's nose. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent If you look closely at the left side of the screen]] you can see the image name pop up as "Fix That [[PrecisionFStrike Fucking]] Nose.png".
* In the breakdown for Episode 52, [=KaiserNeko=] accidentally mispronounces Goku's name as “Cuckoo” at one point. This mistake is [[HilariousInHindsight amusing when considering the fact that the previous breakdown began]] with him talking about [[FanDumb some people getting upset]] over how he usually insists on [[ItsPronouncedTroPay pronouncing]] the name as “Son Gokū”[[note]]with "o" in "Son" pronounced as Japanese vowels are rather than a homophone for "Sun" or a person's male child and with emphasis on the last "u" in "Goku"[[/note]] because it's more accurate to the original Japanese.