Funny / Discworld Noir

• If you ask Death about some of the characters, you get this response:
  Death: I have not met them. (Beat) Yet.
• How the (ex)-Priest Mooncalf died:
  Mooncalf: "I RENOUNCE ALL GODS!"
  Every Deity in the temple: Strikes the idiot with lightning
  Death: You're not the first.
  Death: Although I think you're the first to do it from the top of their own temple.
  Death: Full marks for style.
• Early on in the game you question the first mate of a ship who starts getting philosophical, and then quickly apologizes for it.
  "I picked up a bad case of Philosophy in Ephebe a couple of years ago and I haven't been able to get rid of it since. Normal as anything one minute, next moment I'm wondering if anything can truly be said to exist. Bit of a drawback when you're supposed to be navigating."
• The Von Ubervald butler is absolutely obsessed with the damage you're doing to the hardwood floor of the mansion by refusing to take off your dripping raincoat. Every single response is a Passive-Aggressive Kombat about it and you have no option to give in.