History Funny / DennisTheMenace

* In "Ancient Olympics", Dennis' grandfather runs into a tree... which [[MindScrew somehow grew though a sidewalk]].

-->'''Dennis''': Aw, come on! [[Series/IDreamOfJeannie Jeannie's]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint a girl's name!]]
-->'''Margaret''': Not that kind of Jeannie! He means a magic genie!

-->'''Dennis''': 2 Margarets?! Yuck!

-->'''Margaret''': That was scary!
-->'''Molly''': That was fun!
-->'''Margaret''': Oh, be quiet!
-->'''Molly''': Oh! Be quiet!

-->'''Margaret''': If you broke anything....
-->'''Joey''': Nah, I'm okay.
-->'''Margaret''': I was thinking about my doll! ''(takes Molly out of the carriage)''
-->'''Dennis''': Oh, brother!

--> '''Dennis''': Well they done it dumb.
--> '''Margaret''': Did it dumb.
--> '''Dennis''': You got that right!
--> ''(Dennis and Joey laugh)''

--> '''Margaret''': Eek! (runs away) Waaaah!!! Dennis stuck a frog in my face!
--> '''Dennis''': You know something? Those two would make a lovely couple.
--> (Dennis, Gina, Peebee, and the little kid laugh)

--> '''Dennis''': We call him Margaret.
--> '''Margaret''': (angry stare) Very funny!

-->'''Dennis''': It says right up there! Can't you read?
-->'''Joey''': Nope.
-->'''Dennis''': In that case, it says 75c.
-->'''Margaret''': It does not! It says 50c! Dennis Mitchell! How could you try to cheat your best friend?!
-->'''Dennis''': Hey! Business is business.

-->'''Dennis''': Wow! I though China was a lot farther away than this!
-->'''Joey''': Yeah! Remember we tried to dig there once, but Mr. Wilson made us put back all the dirt?
-->'''Margaret''': No, you clunk! This is "China''town''", not China!

-->'''Margaret''': I knew it was [[TooGoodToBeTrue too good to be true]]! Talk about SplitPersonalities! Bleech!

--> '''Dennis''': We've gotta stop them, Gina!
--> '''Gina''': I know that, but how?
--> '''Dennis''': Isn't it enough that I recognized the problem? Do I have to solve it too?
--> '''Gina''': Yes.
--> '''Dennis''': This is just like having Margaret along.

-->'''Mr. Wilson''': It's Mrs. Wilson's birthday and I thought I'd surprise her with something really cheap—I mean really pretty.

-->'''Margaret''': Yech! A dog kissed me!

-->'''Dennis''': One good thing: at least now I won't have to marry Margaret.

-->'''Margaret''': I heard that last remark, Dennis Mitchell!

-->'''Dennis''': How can a "he" be a mommy?
-->'''Margaret''': Not "mommy"! "Mummy", dummy!

-->'''Margaret''': (screams) Mommy!!!!!
-->'''Dennis''': Not "mommy"! "Mummy", dummy!

-->'''Margaret''': (hopeful) You're going to turn it into me?
-->'''Dennis''': (holds his nose and blows raspberry) No way! Hocus Pocus [[ShoutOut Domino]]cus!

--> '''Margaret''': And I'm going to be the flower girl.
--> '''Dennis''': Too bad you can't give her away.
--> '''Margaret''': Hmph! Very funny, Dennis!

-->'''Dennis:''' Oh, boy! Margaret found Willy!
-->'''Alice:''' Face to face with that creature? What a horrifying experience!
-->'''Dennis:''' Yeah, [[BaitAndSwitchComparison I hope Willy is okay]].

--> '''Margaret''': Dennis Mitchell! You humiliated me in front of all these people! (bawls loudly)
--> '''Henry''': Now see what you've done! You've made her cry!
--> '''Dennis''': But Margaret told me she always cries at weddings!

-->'''Margaret''': Yes, right Joey! And ''you'' can [[SarcasmMode feed the dragons]]!
-->'''Joey''': [[SarcasmBlind Cool]]!
-->'''Margaret''': Oh, brother!

* Mr. Wilson telling Dennis, in an eerily nice way, not to embarrass him in front of his party guests. He's obviously strangling the back of his neck and rubbed his hair too hard.

'''Dennis:''' [[WhamLine I bet it’s your address]].\\

* The scene where Dennis’s Mom calls to tell Mrs. Wilson that her flight’s been delayed, resulting in Dennis having to stay for the garden party, and Mr. Wilson's reaction.

* The face George makes while trying to spit out the aspirin Dennis shot.

-->'''Dennis:''' I bet I know what it is.\\

* The scene where Dennis’s Mom calls to tell Mrs. Wilson that her flight’s been delayed, resulting in Dennis having to stay for the garden party, and Mr. Wilson's reaction.
-->'''Martha:''' Don't worry about it. You get home when you can. We'll be just fine here.\\
'''Alice:''' What's ''George'' gonna say?\\
''(DramaticThunder as we cut to)''\\
'''George:''' Over my dead body!

** It gets better when Dennis (who, may I remind you, is only ''five years old'') '''immediately''' figures out what the combination is.

--> (Dennis, Gina, PeeBee, and the little kid laugh)

** While crashing through a fruit market, Margaret and Gina wearing some fruit as a hat.

** After Dennis opens King Tut Tut's sarcophagus to see what he was like, Margaret explaining he's a 5000-year-old mummy.

** After King Tut Tut comes back to life, Margaret running for her life.

** At the end, after Prentice leaves, Margaret, still thinking Dennis said kind words to her, kisses Dennis to which [[Squick he reacts in disgust]] and says nasty stuff to her.

** At the end, after Prentice leaves, Margaret, still thinking Dennis said kind words to her, kisses Dennis to which he reacts in disgust and says nasty stuff to her.

** When Dennis, Joey, Gina, Ruff, and Margaret go to a haunted house to get Joey's kite back, to which Margaret says "There's no such thing as a haunted house." and tries to calm Joey down, she hears a spooky noise and jumps into Dennis' arms, clinging to him out of fright, Dennis shrugs, thus dropping Margaret in the process.

-->'''Dennis''': Aw, come on! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Jeannie's a girl's name!]]

* "Horsing Around"
** Thomas aerobicizing Horace the Horse.
** When Margaret comes along on George, she asks Dennis what he called the "broken down old nag".

** As the pastor starts reading, Willy pops out of the bouquet Margaret is holding. Margaret's reaction upon seeing him. She goes to tell Dennis off for this.

--> '''Margaret''': Huh! Very funny, Dennis!

-->'''Margaret''': Not "mommy"! "mummy", dummy!

** After Margaret ends her partnership with Dennis and starts her own lemonade stand to get back at him for the way he treated her, Joey comes over and Dennis offers him some lemonade, due to Joey's illiteracy, Dennis tries to cheat him by lying about the price.

-->'''Margaret''': Yes, right Joey! And ''you'' can [[DeadpanSnarker feed the dragons]]!