Funny: Dennis the Menace

Cartoon

  • The entirety of the play in "The Price of Stardom" where Dennis becomes the prop man.
  • In "Dennis' Yard Sale" where Mr. Wilson helps Dennis reclaim the items Dennis sold:
    Deep-Voiced Man: What do you want?
    Dennis: I need my lawnmower back, 'cause Mr. Wilson says so. (Mr. Wilson hides in a trash can)
  • "Mr. Dennistein": The department store mannequin that PeeBee and Dennis bring to life takes their "have anything you want for lunch" request too literally and he reaches for the refrigerator bulb.
  • "Sounds of the Night": A policeman tries to arrest Henry but Alice mistakes him for a prowler and attacks him with a broom.
  • "Barber Shop Disharmony" has this exchange between Dennis and the mayor:
    Dennis: How come you don't cut your own hair?
    Mayor: Cut my own hair?
    Dennis: Sure, my dad says you're great at trimming the public.
  • "The Incredible Shrinking Dennis": A cat picks up a shrunken Dennis and prepares to eat him.
    Dennis: Great. Now I won't have to marry Margaret.
  • Dennis accidentally triggering a huge pie fight in "Pie in the Eye".

Film

  • Joey kisses Margret's doll's butt.
    • "Don't call me stupid, baby rump kisser!"
  • Dennis' ding-dong ditch on his babysitter and her boyfriend. The babysitter keeps accidentally bumping on her boyfriend's head.
    • Dennis trying to hold his laugh.
  • Mr. Wilson's Chiclet bucktooth.
  • Mr. Wilson telling Dennis, in an eerily nice way, not to embarrass him. He's obviously strangling the back of his neck and rubbed his hair too hard.
    George: (in a sarcastically cheerful mood) Don't embarrass me!
  • This little dialogue:
    Martha: George, take Dennis' suitcase up to the guest room, please.
    George: He's got arms.
    Martha: Don't start, dear.
  • Dennis asks George where he keeps the combination to his safe.
    George: It's in my head.
    Dennis: What's that mean?
    George: It means I know it. I remember it.
    Dennis: What if you forget?
    George: I won't forget. It's a familiar number. I won't forget.
    Dennis: What's that mean?
    George: (getting irritated) It means it's a number I use all the time, so I won't forget!
  • George sprays his nasal spray in his nose. But its full of mouthwash instead, and he screams like his brain is on fire! Then he dunks his head in the water to get the mouthwash out by blowing his nose.
  • Pretty much the entirety of Dennis' time with Switchblade Sam.
    Dennis: I can't shut my mouth because my nose is stuffy.
    Switchblade Sam: SHUT UP!!
    [Dennis is quiet]