Funny / Decline of Video Gaming

• Nightmare working in a fast-food restaurant:
  Nightmare: I need more souuuuls...
  Customer: Okay, so you need souls, but I need a coke!
  Nightmare: Souls.
  Customer: Coke!
  Nightmare: Souls!
  Customer: Coke!
  Nightmare: Souls!
  Customer: Coke!
  Nightmare: Coke?
  Customer: Okay, I'll have two diet, one...
  Nightmare: Soooooooouls!!
  Customer: Screw this, I'm going to Burger King!
• The hilariously incompetent nature of the three antagonists:
  Capcom: Wait. Wasn't there supposed to be a 'deadly ninja' to kill them?
  Konami: I don't understand, I found the number in the directory, then I dialed the number just like you said...
  Capcom: Uhh?... Y-you're dialing a banana...
• The opening of 2:
  SSBM Announcer: This game's winner is... Link!
  Dim: All these video games we play can't be good for our health.
  Dan: Yeah, you're right, we should go outside.
  (Cut to the outside and they're still playing the game)
  SSBM Announcer: MELEE!