There's a reason DJay32 was known for his comedy for a while.
Guard: It says "HAHAHA! You're not invited to our party cause you're Dark Chao!"
Shade: That's no Hero Chao, that's my white brother, SHADE 2!
Tails: The question is..... What is the square root of 28,566,744,309?
Every chao: ......
random chao: Um.... grape?
Another random chao: Amy's momma!
Dark: Whatever! I'm not letting a stuffed "inlaminutyd"[inatimate] object send me over to Timbuktu in a box of deep fried cockroaches! Just stop this "no sense"[nonsense] stuff, Shade! I can "hand rail"->[handle] this!
Shade: You can't even handle big words.
Tails: Okay, class, today, we're learning about the Real World!
Dark: You mean, this world isn't real!?
MP: ... I am Mephiles. And, I have a proposition to make to you.
Dark: Um... mister Phyllis, sir? How can you make a preposition? I mean... making under or over just sounds ridicu—
MP: A proposition, fool!
Dark: Wow... it's ME!
Shade: No, it's not dark, it's shaded. Heavily shaded.
MP: Fools, I am fool Mephiles fool so fool you'd fool better fool start running! Fool.
Metal Speedy: Air boards go vroom!
Tails: Uh... sorry, gotta go. Tail! Fire doesn't go in your mouth!
Chao: TAIL! KNUCKLE! What is the meaning of all this!?
Speedy: They got restless and went all Giygas on me, it was weird!
Dark: Lemme get this straight... they became pure evil itself and manipulated the dimension so you got real scared, then they became what looks like a skull and started speaking weird because their creator once walked into an adult scene when he was young then they gained millions of HP and required you to pray which made them get weak and disoriented until they became static and disappeared into nothingness?
Speedy: ... Yeah, let's go with that.
Metal Sonic: So... any last words before I go all Giygas on you?
Dark: HANG ON A SECOND. How can Daleks CRAWL?
Jast: I WOULD RATHER NOT TELL YOU.
LGS: Whoa, what's with everyone meeting up here?
Shade: Heh... I sent a flare. *
Dark: Wow, it's—
Shade: You know, Dark, that joke got old the first time you used it.
Dark: —dark... yeah, I know.
Shade: ...DJ really has let the quality of this script drop, hasn't he?
Shade: Good morning, Mister Prower!
Tails: Shade, you're in a good mood today!
Shade: Never been better! What are we learning today?
Shade: Thrilling!TODO: FINISH THIS, you're so close! ...kinda!