Funny / Cry-Baby (1990)

• Cry-baby, when arriving to pick up Allison, does an absolutely shameless, seconds-long grabbing (over his trousers, to be clear) of his... package (apparently it needed a lot of adjustments). And Allison's mother, at seeing this, then gives a horrified "GASP!!!".
• "You got it RAW!"
• Allison learning how to French-kiss: "I won't get mononucleosis, will I?"
• "Your honor, can we take Wanda the fuck home?"
• The 3D showing of Creature from the Black Lagoon where Hatchet-Face bursts through the screen.

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