Funny / Crazy Ex Girlfriend Season 3

Season Three

Episode 1: Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Wants Revenge.

• Valencia keeps pointing out that she was the one who thought of the idea of suing Josh, to no avail. This makes her conclude that she's a ghost, and she wonders in horror how she died. (it should be mentioned that Valencia's really drunk at that point)

Episode 2: To Josh, With Love.

• Josh commenting that he thinks he'll major in Christmas at priest school.
• "The Buzzing from the Bathroom," Tim's lament on learning what his wife is really doing after every time they have sex because he's never satisfied her himself. To the tune of "Empty Chairs at Empty Tables".
• Rebecca telling Josh all the things she did for him when she moved to West Covina in the song "After Everything You Made Me Do". The song starts off serious, then as soon as she starts telling him, she talks really fast, because she did a lot, and when she says that she watched Josh have sex twice, she really sounds like a perverted stalker.

Episode 3: Josh is a Liar.

• Heather's song, which she can't be bothered to sing, but she does anyway.

Episode 4: Josh's Ex-Girlfriend is Crazy.

• While "The End of the Movie" is primarily a Tear Jerker, it does have a few hilarious moments:
  • Despite being a sad ballad about the characters' mistakes, the song still takes a second to remind the audience who's singing it:
    But the truth is sometimes you're the lead and sometimes you're an extra
    Just walking by in the background like me, [Josh Groban suddenly appears in frame] JOSH GROBAAAAAAAAN!
  • About half of the fake credits are made up of jobs like "Carb Services", "Cheese Services", "Candy Services", et cetera.

Episode 5: I Never Want to See Josh Again.

• While most of the episode is a Tear Jerker, it does feature Cornelia (Rebecca's replacement at the office) coming to the realization that all of the drama surrounding her isn't about her with the song "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me":

I feel like this isn’t about me.
I feel like this isn’t about me.
Clearly they’re projecting all of their feelings
about a person I’ve never met and making it about me.
Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah
I’m not the best with social cues but this one’s pretty clear

Episode 6: Josh Is Irrelevant.

• Rebecca's friends start to get worried about her being in the bathroom for longer than usual. They knock on the door and she doesn't answer (she's listening to music). So Heather is about to break down the door with an axe when, unexpectedly, Rebecca comes out of the bathroom. Her horrified expression sells it.
• Valencia's song "This Is My Movement", nothing but an extended poop joke, but glorious.

Episode 7: Getting Over Jeff.

• Paula singing about the first time she saw a penis, with the imaginatively titled ABBA-esque "First Penis I Saw," complete with phallic vegetables as makeshift microphones:

And of all the penises I’ve seen
his had the biggest impact
and by that what I mean is
it really made me drop my jaw
‘cause it was the very first penis I saw!
A few times before
I felt it through his pants
and just gently kind of rubbed it.
But that night I decided
to take a chance
I took it out and he really
seemed to love it!

• While Paula is meeting her first love again, Rebecca bonds with Paula's dad and has what must the funniest, yet creepiest song, "My Friend's Dad":

Rebecca: It’s all the fun of having a dad
without the painful history!

Paula’s dad: She has spunk!

Rebecca: And he’s a literal drunk!
But that don’t bother me!
‘Cuz he’s not my dad!

Episode 8: Nathaniel Needs My Help!

Episode 9: Nathaniel Gets the Message!

Episode 10: Oh, Nathaniel, It's On!

• After the angry tango fantasy song, it appears that Nathaniel and Rebecca actually did a tango in court, in front of the judge.

Episode 11: Nathaniel and I Are Just Friends!

Episode 12: Trent?!

• "Buttload of Cats", outstanding for its jaunty tone and even funnier in its explicit version, "Fuckton of Cats". Climaxing when Rebecca's attempt to acquire said buttload of cats doesn't work, because the cat store owner and her customer form a deep personal connection and go off with each other, leaving her by herself.

Rebecca: There's a lot of evidence that / Organisms in cat poop make you crazy

Cats: Yes, we saw that article in The Atlantic / And then we peed on The Atlantic

Episode 13: Nathaniel is Irrelevant.

• Paula's "The Miracle of Birth", a stomach-turningly vivid description of all the disgusting and unpleasant things that routinely happen during childbirth, delivered by her with a beaming smile and accompanied by angelic little dancing girls.
• Josh learning all about the stuff that would've happened to his family in Season 2 comes into light. He learns his dad was almost going to get deported and his lolo was almost euthanised. All this while Nathaniel is nonchalantly taking credit for his part in almost making it happen. What comes next is a literal punchline
  • The best part is that not even Nathaniel is upset by it because he knows he deserved that punch.