Funny / Crash Landed

• What Danni hears when she's waking up on the island in Ship Wrecked.
  “Does she have a cell phone?”
  “No, I don’t see one.”
  “Great. We’re going to die here.”
  “Not until the second season, when McJerkface decides he’s bored with one of us.”
  “Shut up, she’s breathing!”
  I barf suddenly.
  “Ew.”
  “Emmett, shut up.”
  “You couldn’t have called someone more… digestively stable?”
  “Emmett!”
  “I’m just saying! If she can’t hold onto a boat, and she can’t hold onto her lunch, how’s she going to save us?”
  “Emmett! I banish you! Go sit over there.”
  “Aw, man.”