History Funny / CodenameKidsNextDoor

** Numbuh 5 gives a hilarious confused/irritated look to i and 2 when Cree tells her that they were trying on her bras.

-->'''Number 3:''' (stunned shock) Holy- [[SoundEffectBleep (beep)!]]\\
'''Number 4:''' (under his breath, a little scared) She looked better as a plant-\\

'''Numbuh:''' I don't know. I feel kind of powerful.

** The KND manage to destroy all the pianos before Numbuh Four screwed it up...''except'' for the very piano that was meant for ''him''.

** What happened to all of the operatives that get mysteriously captured one by one throughout the night? They get tied up and forced to watch ''[[Series/DoctorWho Doctor Time Space and the Continuum]]'' with the other nerds, much to their horror.

(''cut to Mr. Huggykins being launched into the sky...and into the path of a turbine of a passing plane; stuffing rains down on the treehouse'')\\

'''Numbuh Five''': I stand corrected. ''Now'' you're busted!

** In the episode's final shot, all the characters involved were sleeping together in a big pile...including ''the villains''! And this is during Numbuh One talking about how he built his security system to protect the treehouse from intruders.

--->'''Numbuh Five:''' Ahhh shaddup! ''[collapses]''

** Even better, TheStinger suggests the filling is made of ''mucus''.

* "Operation: L.I.C.E."

* "Operation: Q.U.I.E.T."

--->'''Numbuh Four:''' Listen, Numbuh Five...I don't wanna fight you!\\
'''Zombified Numbuh Five:''' Of course you don't! Cause you're the weakest, shortest, dumbest, most chicken, big mouth squirt on the entire team!!\\
'''Numbuh Four:''' ''(raging)'' OKAY! NOW I WANNA FIGHT YOU!
** Numbuh One (in regards to the Delightful Children From Down The Lane): "[[PreAssKickingOneLiner Next stop: way down the lane!]]"
** Also:

** Numbuh One turning into a total fanboy when he realizes that his father used to be the legendary Numbuh Zero. Ditto his freakout at learning the Delightful Children were the missing members of Sector Z.
** After [[ColonyDrop Sector V drops the Moonbase on Grandfather]], we see that Father's mansion was destroyed in the explosion as well. Father has this to say about it.
--->'''Father:''' [[RageQuit I hate everyone.]]
** There's also his "HesBack" moment. After getting the short end of the stick from his father for nearly the whole movie, he finally loses his patience with everything. Only to resign himself to everything that's happened and walk off to eat some ice cream. And the extra sound effects when he quits happens to sound like he [[ToiletHumour broke wind]].
--->'''Father:''' You...''big...'''''''JERK!''''' '''Now you've made me angry. VERY. VERY.''' '''''VERY...'''''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere ah, forget it]].
** Even as a dangerous Senior Citizombie, Toiletnator is ''still'' a ButtMonkey. Numbuh One slams a door on him. ''[[RuleOFThree Three times]]''.
** The zombie hamsters, after losing their quarry, decide to jump up and down Numbuh One's bed. Again.

** Later on they actually do kiss, as citi-zombies. Numbuh 362, Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 86 are all utterly squicked out.

* Even as Numbuh 2's being zombified Numbuh 86, he can’t help but try to get her to [[PreMortemOneLiner say something cool first]]. She had to shut him up via FacepalmOfDoom.
** Before Grandfather is defeated by his son and grandson, he shouts this at his son: "You're out of my will, you BRAT!"
** The RhetoricalQuestionBlunder from both Father and Grandfather's villain meetings- the first one, Father prepares to unveil "The ultimate evil". Toiletnator thinks it's someone who doesn't flush. Count Spankulot thinks it's "shoddy glove manufacturers" (as his gloves are filled with holes). Crazy Old Cat Lady think it's dogs. And various other villains come up with ideas, like TV executives, toenails and old magazines at the doctor's office, before Father silences them. The second time, Grandfather rants about how he has to destroy the Book of KND to prevent the kids from rising up again, as it contains the one thing that could stop him. Mr. Fizz thinks it's a really big guy who can punch super hard. Mr. Boss speculates it's an army of robot gorillas that bite. Knightbrace thinks it's Pie, to which Mr. Fizz does a FacePalm.

** The FunnyBackgroundEvent of Grandfather (not yet recommissioned) trying to walk off stage, only to be stopped by the open palm of someone off-screen. Twice. (Once during Father's speech to the other Evil Adults and once while Father is telling Numbuh 1 his plan)

** Number 86 freaks out during the incident with the toenail collection.

** Even better, Numbuh Five takes his place in the sugar swallowing contest and ultimately freaks out. Then, after defeating Black John once and for all, Stickybeard pours some sugar for he and Numbuh Five to partake in. Numbuh Five collapses into a sugar coma.

** Number 86 spazzing out during the incident with the toenail collection.

** Even better, Numbuh Five takes his place in the sugar swallowing contest and ultimately spazzes out. Then, after defeating Black John once and for all, Stickybeard pours some sugar for he and Numbuh Five to partake in. Numbuh Five collapses into a sugar coma.

---->'''Numbuh 60:''' Any questions?\\
'''Tommy:''' Oooh, I have one! I know Numbuh One!\\
'''Numbuh 60:''' ''(facepalm)'' That is not a question, Tommy.\\
'''Tommy:''' And Numbuh Two is my brother! I even have all their autographs from when I went on a mission with them!\\
'''Numbuh 60:''' [[BigShutUp Back in line cadet!]]

-->'''Mr. Boss:''' So long, kid! I hope your friend likes Pluto! ''(entire building crashes on top of him)''

--->'''Numbuh Two:''' WAIT!!! You gotta say something cool first! Like "Say cheese, punk!" or "Cheese to meet you!" Wait, wait, wait! How about this--''(Numbuh 5 presses the button as the Queen Lice is distracted)'' Cheese--''(Cut to a scene of the Treehouse and a giant melted cheese explosion)''

* Mr. B ranting about how he's not a baby at "Operation: C.A.B.L.E.-T.V."'s end is pretty funny in of itself.

** Numbuh One spends the whole night heavily sleeping through the television playing unexpectedly loud, the security system blaring after a wrong code input, the interferences from several villains and Lizzie, and the rest of the Sector's attempts to keep it all as quiet as possible. Even while sleepwalking, he doesn't even lift an eye. What's the '''''one''''' thing that manages to get him awake? [[{{Irony}} Numbuh Five briefly talking how close they were.]] Cue her letting out a scream of frustration in response.

'''Numbuh 1:''' Because the sun is very hot. ''And you don't want to hit it!''

** Even better when you realize it's a reference to a scene from ''Film/{{Chinatown}}'' of all things.

'''Numbuh One:''' ...wait a second! That's preposterous! Babies don't come from [[BaitAndSwitch New]] [[PlaceWorseThanDeath Jersey!]] They come from ''Philadelphia.''

** Even better, Numbuh Two is told to not tell any more jokes or "The Clowns" will come for him. What finally causes him to break? ''[[ChickenJoke He and Numbuh Five running into a chicken crossing the road.]]'' If it wasn't Numbuh Two's horrified reaction that gets you, it's how Numbuh Five completely earnestly wonders [[TemptingFate why a chicken would cross a road]].

** The entire KND is having a worldwide game of tag, with the person who is "it" at the end of the game becoming the next Soopreme Leader. Everyone is trying their hardest to avoid being "it" at the end of the game...[[OhCrap right up until someone tags]] [[TheMillstone Numbuh]] [[TheJinx Thirteen]]. Cue the dogpile.

---> '''Numbuh 2''': I only read it for the video game ads, I swear!

** [[LeFilmArtistique Sector F's]] [[WhatWereTheySellingAgain undecipherable commercial.]]

'''Numbuh 3:''' ''Kiss me!''\\

** Numbuh One handing out his orders to his team; Five locating nearby items for the hunt, Three and Four preparing weapons systems and Two? [[WhoIsDriving Should get back to steering, they're about to hit a mountain.]]

** "[[LampshadeHanging A heater?]] [[InventionalWisdom WHO PUTS A HEATER IN AN ICE CREAM FACTORY?!]]"

** In the episode's final shot, all the characters involved were sleeping together in a big pile...including ''the villains''!

'''Computer Voice''': @@[[AC:[[NiceJobBreakingItHero Kids Next Door C.A.T.U.H.P.L.U.N.K.:]] [[DisneyVillainDeath Chucks Alotta Things Up High Powered Largely Using Nebulized Ketchup]]]]@@\\

** B.R.A. = Battle Ready Armor

** They even treat Sector V's rescue attempt on Numbah 3 (the shark kid's meal) as a hinderance.

* In the episode where Numbuh Two turns into a teenager and goes out with Cree, Cree's reaction to finding out she had made out with Numbuh Two was hilarious.

-->'''Cree:''' But before we could even get to the Moonbase, the stupid pilots got into an argument about ''trading cards'' and accidentally hit [[BigRedButton the Blow-Up-The-Engines button]]. Ugh! [[LampshadeHanging Who else but a]] [[TooDumbToLive bunch of stupid kids]] would ''put'' a [[InventionalWisdom Blow-Up-The-Engines button]] on a spaceship?!

** Numbuh Four's [[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend repeated reasoning]] for why he's saving Numbuh Three from having to marry King Sandy: "She just owes me a ''quarter''!!!"

--->'''Numbuh 5:''' (''tied up w/ Numbuh 2'') HELOOOOO! AREN'T YOU '''FORGETTING SOMETHING!?!?'''

--->'''Sonia:''' [[CurbStompBattle What? I don't]] [[BewareTheNiceOnes like the dark!]]
* While the way the scene is played is a bit disturbing, Numbuh One's ramblings about how the adults are secretly manipulating children in "Operation: A.R.C.H.I.V.E." is also pretty hysterical, especially when he claims that the cafeteria food is made of Rainbow Monkeys.

* "Operation T.R.I.C.K.Y.": Numbuh 4 claims to not like Halloween because it's filled with "stupid babies who love to dress up like girly butterflies and begging themselves for candy". Take three guesses as to [[RightBehindMe who's behind Numbuh 4]] dressed up like a butterfly as he says this.

** The whole episode has fun playing with the Noir VoiceOver, such as Hoagie's description of Fanny when she walks in.

** Immediately after Mr Boss and his henchmen flees the building:

** Nick delivering a casual roast on Wally after The Kid flirts with Kuki.

** The fact that, in spite of all the music numbers, costumes and fact they were all on a stage, Numbuh 4 didn’t realize it was a play until he’s literally told so.

** When Numbuh 86 reveals that the code they've been looking for in the jungles is part of a contest to get a free keychain, Numbuh One is so pissed that he immediately turns back to normal so he can yell at her for wasting resources and putting his team in danger.

--->'''Numbuh One:''' '''''A KEYCHAAAAIIIINNN?!''' You mean to tell me I risked my life, endangered my team, and spent valuable [=KND=] resources just so you could win ''a stupid keychain''?!