- After Chong explains his plan to wait until marijuana is legal and sell it so he can have a legitimate job:
Cheech: If you had another brain, it'd die of loneliness.
- Cheech: "Mexican Americans / love education / so they go to night school / and take Spanish / and get a B."
- Chong: "Beaners! / Beaners!"
- Cheech snorting laundry soap which he believes to be cocaine and accidentally drinking a glass of Chong's sister's urine.
- Chong has a glass of his sister's urine to mess with his probation officer. She's pregnant.