- When Ryan was desperately asking around for a charger in the Cellular store, and all he got were busy salespeople.
"Sweetie, I'm on break, take a number."
- When Ryan shot the smiley face in the Cellular store.
"NOW WHO'S GONNA GIVE ME THAT GODDAMN CHARGER?!"
- The lawyer in the blue car.
"...goes from 0 to 60 in seven seconds, takes the girls' panties off in three point five seconds."*he starts to lose the signal*"Hello? Mom, are you still there?"
- William H. Macy wearing the green algae mask. After one too many beauty parlor ribbings, Macy's character finally snaps back in the end, "It's a day spa, you fuck!"
- Jessica's surname is Martin. When Ryan arrives at the school, she tells him her son's name is Ricky.
Ryan: Ricky Martin? You named your child Ricky Martin?!Jessica: It was before the singer...