alternates between pure, concentrated CMOF and pure, concentrated Tear Jerker
. Sometimes in the same paragraph
- The entire description of how Major Major Major Major managed to become a hermit on a military base. And then how Yossarian gets an appointment with him: a flying tackle.
- Try to read the part with Clevinger's Trial without cracking up.
- In the first chapter, Yossarian is bored with censoring letters, so he blacks out the entirety of a letter except for the salutation and adds, at the bottom, "I yearn for you tragically" and the name of the army chaplain.
- Just as Yossarian is about to get thrown out of the sickbay, he's saved by a sudden interruption: the soldier in the bed next to his sits up and shouts, "I SEE EVERYTHING TWICE!" It comes out of nowhere.
- When Scheissekopf becomes a general due to Peckem's plans backfiring. "He wants us all to MARCH!"