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• The "Zack and Justin" videos:
  • In "When the Doctor Needs to See Your Penis", the doctor (portrayed by Zack) asks to see Justin's penis with a Hurricane of Euphemisms, including "cradle your ladle" and "this isn't easy but I need to see your peasy", while Justin remains clueless.
  • In "Stop Saying, 'Literally'", Justin (over the phone) berates Zack for saying, "Literally" because he thinks he's being hyperbolic, when really he's telling the literal truth. Highlights include a woman literally crying her eyes out (and acting oddly nonchalant about it), everybody going crazy, Zack literally peeing his pants, and a guy in a monkey costume.
  • In "I'm Not Crying", the guys try to deny that they're crying while watching The Lion King (1994) despite their Inelegant Blubbering.
  • In "When Your BFF Gets a Significant Other", Zack is peeved because he bought tickets for him and Justin to go to an event, but Justin cancelled due to having a date.
    Justin: "You could always find another Justin Tan."
    Zack: "But I don't want another Justin Tan, I want you!"
  • In "When You Get a Text from an Unknown Number", Zack thinks a girl from a party is texting him, but then it turns out that Justin changed his number.
• The "Creepy" videos:
  • "Things Dogs Do That'd Be Creepy if You Did Them" involves repeatedly shouting, "Hey!" at passersby, and repeatedly asking, "Can I have some of that?" about a coworker's lunch before stealing some.
  • In "Things Santa Does That'd Be Creepy if You Did Them", it includes having someone sit on your lap to negotiate and giving someone coal because he cheated on his girlfriend.
• When buzzfeed features posts from Tumblr, they don't use screenshots, instead embedding the post directly from the site. This means that the creator of the post can edit it however they like, as they did here.
  User Garbage-Empress: @Buzzfeed. Pay me royalties pay me royalties pay me royalties pay me royaltis [ten pictures of Waluigi].
• The "How to pet animals" video:
  • The cat has "Certain death" flashing on its belly.
  • On the fish, it just says, "Uh, no."
  • The ghost dog says, "You can't touch ghosts, dummy".
  • The bear says, "Do you have a death wish?"
  • The bugs are labelled, "Eww", "No", and "Gross".
  • The last two ones are "wolverines" and "The Wolverine":
    • On the actual wolverine, it says, "Hell no!" on its side and "Eek! Stop! Run!" on its head.
    • On the Wolverine, it says, "No" on his limbs, "Snikt" on his hands, "Just try it, bub" on his head, "Back off!" on his torso, and "...Maybe" on his crotch.