- Two Scottish men get locked in a voice controlled elevator. What starts as mild annoyance devolves into complete, insane Scottish rage.Lift Speaker: You have not selected a-
Guy 1: UP YOURS, YA COW! IF YE DON’T LET US THROUGH THESE DOORS, A’M GONNA COME TAE AMERICA, A’M GONNA FIND WHATEVER DESPERATE ACTRESS GAVE YE A VOICE, AN’ A’M GONNA GO TAE THE ELECTRIC CHAIR FER YE!!
Guy 2: SCOTLAND, YE BASTARD!
Guy 1: SCOTLAND!
Guy 2: SCOTLAND!
Guy 1: SCOOOOOOOOTLAND!
Guys in unison: FREEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMM!- And then the doors open.
Guy 2: (grinning nervously at the people outside) Goin’ up? - A man goes to the housing association to complain about the unnamable, unimaginable thing in his basement.
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