Lex, trying to bargain with Death.
Lex:"What would it take for you to change this? What do you need?"
Death:"A pony. A magic pony. A magic pony who sings."
Lex:"...Do you mean...literally? Is that some kind of creature that—?"
Death:"Sorry. I was joking."
- Made even funnier later when Lex is creeped out by a magic pony (who sings!) doll.