Funny / Break It to Make It

• Episode 22:
  • Ben gets a fork to break the ice cream plush with. He ends up doing so little damage that even Jamie is baffled.
  • What does Kyle get to break the crunch cup with? a half gallon of milk.
• Episode 38:
  • When having to destroy a Nee Doh color changing ball, Daniel gets an audience suggestion from Zreap Zap which he assumes means he gets cattle prod. Instead, he just gets a small bit of ice. Unsurprisingly, he doesn't get anywhere with it.
  Daniel: Zreap, you screwed me!
  • Kyle becomes increasingly obsessed with wearing the items he is given to destroy the targets with. This bothers Jamie a lot.
    Kyle: I like these so much. Can I wear these?
    Jamie: Just don't be creepy.
    Kyle: Yeah. You know you like it. You know what daddy likes.
    Jamie: I'm uncomfortable.
  • The $600 bonus round involves destroying a pouch of Kool Aid Jammers. The moment Sloanne is handed hers, she pops it open to start drinking it, prompting them to give her another.
  • For the bonus round, all contestants have to pick an item from the warehouse while wearing a Kool Aid Man costume. It is as silly as it sounds.
  • Further emulating the Koolaid Man, the contestant run through some fake bricks shouting "Oh yeah!"
  • Daniel casually knocks down two blocks before jumping through it. After picking his item, he takes one of the blocks with him.
• Episode 48:
  • Eric surprising Jamie. "LET'S BREAK!"
  • Daniel's attempt to break the color morph stress ball with a xenomorph action figure. He ends up breaking the action figure more than the ball.
  Jamie: See, that's why they were never able to beat Predator.
  • Sandon's attempt to break the puffy panda bank is to stuff it in the backpack and slam it against the table. He forgets to zip up the backpack, causing it to fly out and hit the camera.
  Jamie: You're supposed to break the box, not my equipment!
  • Eric thinking it's a good idea to eat the beans inside the boba plushies.
  • The fourth item is a geode, and Daniel gets a hammer. He is the only one to break the geode with everybody else just breaking their tools instead.
• Episode 49:
  • The Running Gag of Eric poorly singing various trademarked songs, followed by Jamie mocking his poor singing and telling him to be careful with what he sings.
  • One of the objects that needs to be destroyed are disney princess dolls. Everybody gets Shrek action figures for this round.
  • Katie ditches her figure to break the disney princess doll with her hands, resulting in her having to wear the mitts of shame. She immediately regrets this when the tool given to her for the next round is a pair of forceps.
  Katie: The one thing you need fingers for?!
  • Everything about Kyle... I mean Lyle.
• Episode 50:
  • With the first object being a pickle plushie, Kyle refuses to break it and instead stuffs it in his pocket, wanting to keep it.
  • The bonus round is a Call-Back to previous episodes by having contestants relive previous bonus round rules they had to do in order to break a ring stress ball.
• Episode 51:
  • Kevin ends up getting the worst possible items for the entire episode... At least until the bonus round where he gets an apple slicer.
  • For the bonus round, Daniel get an ipod to break the apple with. At the end of the round, he realizes the ipod is an apple product which was why it was an option.
• Episode 55:
  • Brendan breaks the disease plushie without his item. Needless to say, he knew what awaited him.
  Brendan: Am I getting the mitts?
  Jamie: You're getting the mitts.
  • Joe gives up on trying to break the giant gummy bear and decides to just eat it. Even though he is penalized with the mitts of shame, he doesn't care.
    • After successfully breaking the cup noodles, Joe throws the mitts of shame back at his father.