Funny: Betsy the Vampire Queen
- When Betsy sacrifices her favorite pair of shoes to summon Satan. Yes, you heard that correctly.
- Betsy's attempts to go "cold turkey" on blood, which result in her starting to refer to her friends as their blood types without her knowledge.
- Discovering the Antichrist was a cute little teenage Church Goer. Oh and her sister.
- "Seventy-five thousand angry werewolves!"