Funny / Bella Swan, Pregnant and Furious

• While just the whole idea of the story itself is quite hilarious, there are quite a few things within it that are worthy of mention.
• Bella's reasoning for why she makes a Deal with the Devil^note As opposed to a Bargain with Heaven to save her baby.
  Satan: Saved? Why don't you call the God?
  Bella: Because I'm dating a vampire and a child of evil is inside my uterus!