History Funny / BatmanAndRobin

-->'''Robin''': I want a car.
-->(''Batman looks at Robin, as if to ask "Really?"'')
-->'''Robin''': [[CallBack Chicks dig the car]]! (''Robin has the goofiest "that was a good one" face'')
-->'''Batman''': (''[[AsideGlance looking at the camera]]'') This is why Franchise/{{Superman}} works alone.

* [[DynamicEntry CRASH!]] [[IAmYourOpponent "Hi, Freeze."]] ''[HeadBob]'' [[CatchPhrase "I'm Batman."]]

-->'''Pamela''': When I'm done with you, you won't be able to get a job teaching ''high school chemistry!'' Do you hear me?! You...psycho?!\\
'''Dr. Woodrue''': ''([[TranquilFury calmly]])'' Well, I can respect your opinion. Sadly, I'm not good at rejection. I'm afraid you'll have to die. (''[[FreakOut lets out a high-pitched shriek as he pushes Pamela into a table of chemicals]]'')

--->'''Woodrue''': (''after attacking Pamela'') Yes. Yes, let the toxins and chemicals burn a grave for you deep into the earth you love so much! Bye-bye, dear! FELLOW MANIACS! BIDDING...BEGINS!

* The security footage at Gotham University Labs, which tells Freeze's OriginStory. As he's falling into the vat of cryonic mutagen, he lets out a scream. However, this is Arnie we're talking about here, so it sounds more like a bunch of loud, angry, gargling gibberish.

-->'''Freeze''': ''(conducting and tapping his feet to the rhythm)'' SING SING!\\

-->'''Freeze''': I hate when people talk during the movie!

-->'''Batman''': Never leave the cave without it.

-->'''Freeze''': Well, look at you. Let me guess...Plant Girl? Vine Lady, huh? Hand over the diamond, Garden Gal, or I'll turn you to mulch!(''Ivy tries using her pheromones on Freeze'')\\
'''Freeze''': (''appears to have been affected by the pheromones'') Pheromone dust, designed to heat a man's blood. (''{{beat}}; then glares at Ivy'') But [[NoSell that doesn't work on the cold-hearted]]. Now if you'll please...\\
'''Poison Ivy''': ...if you insist. ''(sticks her neck out to show off the diamonds more clearly)''\\
'''Freeze''': ''(snatches the diamond necklace off of her)'' Clever, little clover...''(someone falls to the floor in between them)'' Uh! That's my exit cue! ''(flashes a thumbs-up with a cheesy grin)'' Thanks!

-->'''Batman''': (''very deadpan'') Good night.

-->'''Freeze''': [[EvilLaugh Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha]]! (''spots Batman swooping in'') [[OhCrap UH-OH]]!

-->'''Ivy''': What are you, about a fifty big-and-tall?\\
'''Freeze''': No. I always go a size smaller; makes me look slimmer!

-->'''Freeze''': I'm running on empty. I need to get more diamonds from my hideout!\\
'''Ivy''': I'll help you grab your rocks!

-->'''Robin''': I can't believe we were fighting over a bad guy.\\
'''Batman''': "Bad," yes. "Guy," no.

-->'''Batman''': Nice stems, though.
-->'''Robin''': [[MostCommonSuperpower Buds]], too.\\
'''Batman''': Yeah, those were nice.\\

--->'''Poison Ivy''': Polly wanna kiss?

-->'''Batman''': Why are all the gorgeous ones homicidal maniacs? Is it me?

-->'''Bruce''': She wants to kill you, ''[[StealthInsult Dick]]''!

-->'''Freeze''': Hi! Oh, I'm sorry about the door! Is the party over?

-->'''Batman''': She knows who we are.\\
'''Robin''': I guess we'll just have to kill her.\\
'''Batman''': Yep, we'll kill her later, we've got work to do.

* After learning about Barbara’s superhero origin, Dick and Bruce discuss [[HeKnowsTooMuch that they’ll have to kill her.]]

** "What killed the dinosaurs?! ''[[ArtisticLicenseHistory THE ICE AGE!!]]''

* Batman fighting Freeze and especially the scientists’s reactions to the whole thing.
-->"Yay, Batman!" "Oh no!"

* Meta-example. When on ''Series/TheTonightShow'' to promote ''Film/OceansEleven'', Clooney claimed to have been denied credit at a Las Vegas casino because he didn't have any ID, even after reminding the staff that he'd been on ''Series/{{ER}}''.

* Batman fighting Freeze and especially the scientist’s reactions to the whole thing.

* Batman figting Freeze

-->'''Batman''': Nice [[ShesGotLegs stems]], though.

* Batman's credit card. FreezeFrameBonus: It lasts ''forever''.

'''Freeze''': ''(snatches the diamond necklace off of her)'' Clever, little clover...''(someone falls to the floor in between them)'' Uh! That's my exit cue! ''(flashes ThumbsUp)'' Thanks!

* Freeze wearing a blue robe and ''polar bear slippers'' and urging his Mooks to sing along to [[WesternAnimation/TheYearWithoutASantaClaus Snow Miser's song]] before finally giving up.

'''Mooks''': ''(are trying to do that, but mumbling and shivering as they're actually deeply affected by the cold despite being bundled up)''\\
'''Freeze''': C'MON, SING! LOUDER, C'MON! SING! SING! SING! C'MON! YES, C'MON, LOUDER!
'''Freeze''': ''(throws up hands in defeat and storms off)'' Ugh...

* Freeze wearing a blue robe and ''polar bear slippers'', and urging his Mooks to sing along to [[WesternAnimation/TheYearWithoutASantaClaus Snow Miser's song]] before finally giving up.
-->'''Freeze''': ''(conducting and tapping his feet to the rhythm)'' C'MON, SING! SING! LOUDER, C'MON! SING! SING!\\

-->'''Miss B. Haven:''' (''flirting with Freeze'') Freezie, I'm ''hot''.\\
'''Freeze:''' [[ExposedToTheElements I find that unlikely]].
* The MoodWhiplash that ensues when one of Freeze's henchmen interrupts him [[TearJerker watching home videos of him and his wife]], and Freeze [[DeathGlare shoots him an angry glare]] before picking up his ice gun and freezing the henchman, followed by this line:

-->'''Bruce''': She wants to kill you, ''[[StealthInsult Dick]]'', and you're not thinking straight!

* Batman's credit card. That lasts ''forever''.

'''Mooks''': ''(are trying to do that, but mumbling and shivering as [[RealityEnsues they're actually deeply affected by the cold despite being bundled up]])''\\

* Most of [[HurricaneOfPuns Mr. Freeze's puns]].

-->'''Batman''': ([[AsideGlance looking at the camera]]) This is why Franchise/{{Superman}} works alone.

* Meta-example. When on Series/TheTonightShow'' to promote ''Film/OceansEleven'', Clooney claimed to have been denied credit at a Las Vegas casino because he didn't have any ID, even after reminding the staff that he'd been on Series/{{ER}}.

-->'''Batman''': ([[AsideGlance looking at the camera]])This is why Franchise/{{Superman}} works alone.

** When Ivy and Robin are slowly leaning in for their kiss, Ivy peaks her eyes open and smirks to herself, which Robin barley misses due to keeping his eyes closed for the whole kiss. Ivy was so excited, believing she had finally seduced Robin, that she nearly blew her cover early. Also, since Robin wasn't actually seduced and only stayed to kiss her as a [[TestKiss test of her love]], it actually means Robin, who had already spent most of the film letting his emotions get the better of him, managed to keep it together and stay "in character" better than Ivy.

** Batman correctly guesses why Poison Ivy has been trying to kiss them, but Robin just thinks he is lying because he is jealous that Poison Ivy she loves him instead and didn't want them to kiss. He ends up attacking Batman in a rage, only to be quickly overpowered by his mentor and thrown in a vat of ice cream. To add insult to injury, this created a distraction for Poison Ivy and Bane to escape, with Ivy smugly laughing at the two.

--> Really, it sets the tone for the movie you're about to watch.

-->'''Robin''': Buds, too.\\

-->'''Batman''': Is it me?

** This is followed by an equally-hammy vow of vengeance upon Batman. "His bones will turn to...ICE!!!"

* Shortly after Freeze attacks the charity auction and makes a getaway, Batman heads off in pursuit of Freeze, but Robin lingers behind, [[DistractedByTheSexy entranced by Poison Ivy]], forcing Batman to come back, grab Robin's arm, and pull him away.

** After revealing he survived Ivy's kiss thanks to wearing rubber lips, Robin stays siting next to her, their faces still only a few inches apart, instead of leaving immediately or taking advantage of her surprised state by tackling and arresting her. Then Ivy, after overcoming her shock, turns to Robin and [[DeathGlare glares angerly]] at him before suddenly leaping forward and shoving him from the romantic flower throne they had just been sharing and he splashes into the pond, instead of simply grabbing him and [[ForcefulKiss smashing his now unprotected lips against hers for a second kiss]]. This all happens in the same spot they were flirting and kissing on a few moments ago, a bit of a MoodWhiplash for anyone who thought they were being romantic. It's also funny how they [[MomentKiller kill the romantic mood themselves]] instead of being interrupted this time, going from flirting and kissing to revealing their own lies and deceptions to each other.

-->'''Batman''': This is why Franchise/{{Superman}} works alone.