- "THAT'S CALLED BOY TIPPING! HA HA HA!!"
- "DUDE, I GOT AN ARM!"
- Just the whole party at the barn. Special mention must go to the "Mechanical Man for Ride".
- The Beady's too, from Mrs. Beady's paranoia to her husband's irritated deadpan deliveries.
Nora Beady: Randall! There is a cow outside!
Randall Beady: (in complete annoyance) There's a cow farm. You're gonna find cows outside!
Nora Beady': No, I mean right outside this house! Looming like a ghost or a reaper!
Randall Beady: No, cows don't like houses much. They prefer it out on the meadows, where they can get a graze on.
Nora Beady: Nathan Randall III, I am not crazy! I'm medicated for a chemical imbalance. Don't you sit there and think that I'm crazy!
Randall Beady: Your mind's gone, woman! Where'd it go? I don't know! It's gone!
- Wild Mike, the Hyperactive Furball thingie.