History Funny / AssistMe

*** Doom literally grinds some of Max's games for homemade Infinity Gems (as the Time Gem already on Doom's person has stopped working altogether), with the UsefulNotes/SuperNintendo games actually producing results: ''VideoGame/StreetFighterII'' gives him plutonium (no good as the Infinity Gauntlet runs on comic book logic) which Doom carelessly throws behind him. ''VideoGame/StreetFighterAlpha 2'' gives him one gem (the wrong kind). Then Max stumbles upon ''VideoGame/MarvelSuperHeroesWarOfTheGems'' — the perfect game for the job, as it yields a number of gems.

--> '''Doom''': [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer But it's all Doom knows]]! The finger lasers!!! [[EpicFail (shoots the fridge with no effect]] [[WhatAnIdiot on the burning house)]]

*** Doom defuses [[ComicBook/IncredibleHulk Bruce Banner]]'s anger by showing him a picture of [[InnocentFanServiceGirl Felicia]].

** Doom getting [[MyLittlePony a Rarity figurine]]. Complete proof that Doom is a Brony.

** Doom rags on the concept of [[UsefulNotes/ProfessionalGaming eSports]] (and, indirectly, Capcom's recent laser focus on it) after Max brings the topic up.
--> '''Max''': Maybe you should get into [=eSports=].
--> '''Doom''': ''[=eSports=]''? What the hell's an [=eSport=]? Sounds like a [[TakeThatAudience buncha]] [[TakeThatUs nerds]] getting together in a Vegas hotel and playing video games together while they [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything wiggle their joysticks]].
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--> ([[AsideGlance Doom and Max slowly turn to look at the camera, wide-eyed]])

** Taskmaster calling Hiryu a "misplaced ''MortalKombat'' ninja."

** The scene with the movie montage. Showing Phoenix's horrible performance in ''Film/XMenTheLastStand?'' Bad. Showing Doom's even suckier performance in [[Film/FantasticFour the 2005]] ''Film/FantasticFour'' [[Film/FantasticFour movie]]? Worse. [[spoiler: But then we get "Max's" performances in a bunch of horrible scenes in several Creator/NicolasCage movies.]] Doom puts it best:

* A sorta behind the scenes thing, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKQR2dwzLNo where the Assist Me crew plays]] VideoGame/HappyWheels. In this troper's humble opinion, the video itself is one giant CrowningMomentOfFunny.

---> '''Doom:''' By my diagnosis, you're the biggest {{Troll}} of all, [[{{Deadpool}} Wa]][[FirstNameBasis de]].

*** Doom literally grinds some of Max's games for homemade Infinity Gems (as the Time Gem already on Doom's person has stopped working altogether), with the SuperNintendo games actually producing results: ''VideoGame/StreetFighterII'' gives him plutonium (no good as the Infinity Gauntlet runs on comic book logic) which Doom carelessly throws behind him. ''VideoGame/StreetFighterAlpha 2'' gives him one gem (the wrong kind). Then Max stumbles upon ''VideoGame/MarvelSuperHeroesWarOfTheGems'' — the perfect game for the job, as it yields a number of gems.

--->[[spoiler: '''Max''': Oh my god, it's [[{{Nickelback}} Chad Kroeger]].]]

*** Wesker pulls out a receipt from his [[BadassLongcoat longcoat]] and learns that he, while drunk, purchased the tattoo himself for '''$600''', leading to a good laugh from X-23. But then Wesker asks her and Doom to check their receipts and X-23 pulls one out from her VictoriasSecretCompartment (since she doesn't have pockets) to find out, to her embarrassment, that she drew out '''''[[OhCrap $800]]''''' from a Bellagio A.T.M.: $200 more than the price for Wesker's ink, earning her an EvilLaugh from the mad scientist.

** Wesker [[https://youtu.be/KSSa8abxe-o&t=338 demonstrates]] why GunTwirling with a semi-automatic pistol is a bad idea, even with an airsoft gun.

--> '''Doom''': Whaddya mean Doom isn't marketable!?

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwam89urmzU Predator fights Benny in the woods]]

* Max and the crew were lucky enough to get an ''AssistMe'' panel at EVO 2012, and all the actors except the ones for Chris and ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5''!Jill made were there. Highlights include:

** The scene with the movie montage. Showing Phoenix's horrible performance in ''Film/XMenTheLastStand?'' Bad. Showing Doom's even suckier performance in [[Film/FantasticFour the 2005]] ''Film/FantasticFour'' [[Film/FantasticFour movie]]? Worse. [[spoiler: But then we get "Max's" performances in a bunch of horrible scenes in several NicolasCage movies.]] Doom puts it best:

--->[[spoiler: '''Redneck!Max''': Good lord, it's NicolasCage.]]